[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon
Chapter 14 The black bear converts to guard the mountains and forests, robs the little demon and hop
"Share longevity with Fellow Daoist Canglang!"
When Zhi Zhi ran back panting, what he saw was that the black bear boss Yi Bo Yuntian swallowed the golden pill handed to him by the fake wolf Taoist priest, and the two toasted to congratulate each other.
Oh shit!Worse monkey acted so swiftly, and invited Guanyin Bodhisattva every minute. Fortunately, she thought that the words of King Black Bear who advised him to "go back to each home" touched his heart. It seems that they all underestimated Sun Monkey Honesty and loyalty to Tang Xuanzang!
Question: When I saw Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, my first reaction was to run away?
Zhizhi cleared his tears, and asked Qingtian speechlessly, didn't he just set a small stumbling block for the Bodhisattva's designated Buddhist scriptures?Why do I see a Bodhisattva like a mouse seeing a cat, and when I can't avoid it, my legs feel weak and I just want to hide?Sure enough, the holy light can't shine on a little goblin like her who wholeheartedly wants to eat Tang's monk's meat?Hey, what about the protagonist's halo?
The word "slow!" that Zhi Zhi hadn't yet said was frightened by the meaningful eyes of the fake wolf Taoist, and it was stuck in her throat, which made her blood stagnate, and she almost passed out.
There seemed to be some disgusting fragments in the memory surging up, making Zhi Zhi want to vomit intuitively.
The black bear king just swallowed the golden pill, and immediately rolled to the ground, clutching his stomach, crying out in pain!
A group of little demons in the cave were startled, they hurriedly put down what they were doing, and surrounded them with concern.
The "Taoist Priest Canglang" who was sitting upright showed a faint smile, showing the original appearance of the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva.
The little demons were frightened by this second turn of events and stood still, not daring to make a mistake.
They may not recognize the gods and gods in the sky, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the West, and others, but who doesn't recognize the Guanyin Bodhisattva who has been enshrined in the Guanyin Temple for so many years?One by one conditioned reflexes fell to the ground.
Zhizhi scratching his throat felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity in his heart, and he sneaked a few steps closer unconsciously, "Ah? Why is the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva so similar to the mother-in-law who told me to become a demon?" Are they similar?"
"Ha, looking at it from another angle, they are very similar! Zhizhizhi~It seems that the one who saved me at the beginning might be Guanshiyin's mother...zhi..." Zhizhi's hilarious laughter stopped abruptly, and he stared wide-eyed. Eyeballs, swallowed, looking at the bracelet in Avalokitesvara's hand.
My dear mother!At that time, it was Avalokitesvara himself who enlightened me!
"Gu—" He swallowed.
Wait a minute, what did Grandma Avalokitesvara say?
Wait for her to recall quickly.
At that time...
As a little mouse, Zhizhi was hunted down by Dapeng for three days and three nights. He fell off the cliff in a panic, and Ji Ligulu rolled into a cave on the cliff. His whole body was broken and unable to move.
No food, no water, no sunlight, it thought it would die soon.
But when the ice melted in summer, it survived for three days relying on the snow water dripping down from the mountain wall.
The pecked, scratched, and fallen bloody wounds began to inflame and fester.
For three days, it had a high fever and nightmares, unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy. Later, a thousand-year-old man with white beard and hair walking in the mountains rescued him.
The old ginseng is kind-hearted. Seeing that it has a strong will to survive, he plucks a few ginseng roots from his body every day to make soup and feed it to drink. Gradually, the carrion is removed to regenerate new muscles, and the broken bones are reattached. .
It lay in the cave for three months, and then a kind mother-in-law brought by old ginseng came. The mother-in-law said that she took off the mortal bones because of her great fortune, and specially came to guide it to cultivate into a spirit.
When she was about to leave, the mother-in-law even told Zhizhi diligently: "You should do more good deeds to accumulate virtue, and don't rely on what you know and realize to do evil or cause trouble, otherwise..."
Zhizhi, who came back to his senses, shook his head, oh, isn't that mother-in-law the illusion of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in front of her eyes!
Done!Done!Done!
Not only did she not do good deeds every day, but her bad thoughts moved to her designated envoy to collect the Western Scriptures!
Look at Zhizhi again, no one is there.
It turned out that she took advantage of the confusion, holding Xiong Da in one hand and Xiong Er in the other, and quickly fled the confession scene.
As soon as the three of them exited the black wind tunnel through the back door, Zhizhi kicked the two brothers' buttocks respectively, and hurriedly said: "Find a place to hide! Three days, no, come out in ten days!"
"Okay!" Erlian Xiong grinned and nodded cheerfully, "Xiao Xiao! Did you see that it was Guan just now..." His outstretched index finger was slapped down by Zhi Zhi.
"Dian Dian, you... what should we do?" Xiong Er vaguely sensed something was wrong, and was about to cry out of anxiety.
Zhizhi waved his hands carelessly, and grinned, as bright as the warm spring sun: "I still have something to do."
After saying goodbye to Xiong Da Xiong Er, he turned around and suppressed his smile, turned into a mouse, and slipped back to the Batu Cave.
If... If the fire under the pot is not extinguished, Tang Dameng's two legs will be scalded, right?
I can't eat it now that it's cooked, so let's save it for next time, anyway, there are more opportunities!
Zhizhi jumped to the courtyard, came to the fire, and recited a mantra of wind coming, his cheeks on both sides gradually puffed up.
Blowing over in one breath, a gust of wind blew the sticks burning under the iron pot to pieces, and after a while, the sparks were completely extinguished.
If the Great Sage were present at this time, he would definitely have noticed that the Fenglai curse of this little demon was exactly the same as the Fenglai curse that he maliciously set fire to the Guanyin Temple that night.
It's a pity that he hasn't made enough noise in the black bear spirit's stomach at this time, and he doesn't want to come out.
When Tang Xuanzang, who was sweating and pale, opened his eyes, he happened to see the little white mouse that had bowed to him three times, folded his paws together, and bowed to him again with a "Zhizhizhi".
Is it saved yourself?
Far away, I heard my rebellious disciple speak in displeasure, and I don't know who he is asking in a loud voice: "If you don't kill him like this, why keep him?"
A benevolent voice answered, "Behind my Luojia Mountain, there is a shortage of someone to be a great guardian of the mountain."
Tang Seng smiled slightly, remembered the voice, and immediately understood that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who came!Putting his palms together, he said "Amitabha", and when he looked up again, the little white mouse was nowhere to be seen, only a little emerald green light flashing past the back door.
Hei Xiongjing, whose head was covered by a golden hoop, suffered a few times of the hoop spell, and his head hurt so badly. When he heard that the Bodhisattva pleaded for him, he wanted to accept him as a mountain god.King Black Bear immediately knelt down and begged weakly: "I beg Bodhisattva to spare my life, and my disciple is willing to take refuge in my Buddha..."
It's a pity that the black bear's momentum is not as good as before, and there is no strong exclamation mark in his mouth, and his anger is like a thread, which shows how powerful the curse is!
Wukong laughed happily: "Haha, I see, the Bodhisattva favored his ability to grow vegetables and flowers, and asked him to go to the back mountain of Luojia to open up wasteland and generate income for you." God of Tucao!
Guanshiyin calmed down and said: "Stop talking nonsense, Wukong. Alright, hurry up and save your master!"
In this way, even though there were twists and turns, the master and apprentice survived the disaster of Heifeng Mountain without any risk.
Saying goodbye to the Bodhisattva, Wukong placed his master in the Guanyin Temple. He said that he was in a hurry, but he forgot to take back the brocade cassock.
Pressing the head of the cloud, Wukong sneered and snorted, and took out his good partner from his ear - the golden cudgel, and was unstoppable all the way into the black wind cave.
Grabbing a little demon casually, he raised his eyebrows, curled his lips, and put on a cruel smile, which made people's hearts go cold.
Wukong asked: "Where is that cunning mouse spirit in your cave?"
"I don't know... I don't know... I don't know..." Poor little black bear Yao Sanfa's head was shaking like a rattle, his hands were shaking like a pendulum, but he still remembered what Zhizhi said - the important thing Say it three times.
Wukong questioned the little goblins in the Black Wind Cave, but none of them knew where the mouse spirit was, and no one knew where the little goblin came from.
The Great Sage lost his temper and closed the solid double stone gates that troubled him. He lit the dry pine wood that was originally used to cook his master, and willfully burned the black wind tunnel. It became a red wind tunnel.
The Monkey King took his cassock and stood on the top of Heifeng Mountain. His eyes turned into golden eyes. He searched in all directions, but he hated not seeing even half a hair of that little demon! ?
Far away in the east, a ray of dawn light leaps into the sky.
The bright brilliance of the bright moon fades away, and the Venus shines brightly.
The mountains and forests are covered with mist, and the early birds are mocking and restless.
The nocturnal beast restrains its sharp claws and fangs, and returns to its nest contentedly to catch up on sleep.
Wukong stood upright on the top of the mountain, gritted his teeth in displeasure: "You wait for me! Little demon thief!"
Pick up the burden, drive the colorful auspicious clouds, and turn back to the Guanyin Temple without mentioning it.
"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"
Zhi Zhi, who was already on the way to the west to find the next big boss, suddenly felt the coldness behind him, and goose bumps all over his body.
Looking back, I was taken aback. Isn't it where I came from—Heifeng Mountain?Sure enough, Sun Houzi, who had no love in his life, turned around and went back to vent his anger.
"Tsk tsk, we are simply the roundworms in his stomach, the doomed nemesis~ Fortunately, we run fast!" Complacent, fortunately, I told Xiong Da and Xiong Er to hide early.However, after this farewell, it is estimated that there will be no chance to meet again. They shouldn't blame her for leaving without saying goodbye, right?
Zhizhi took out a carrot from his pocket and chewed it crunchily.
In fact, if you get used to it, carrots are also quite delicious.
"Zhizhi, it's not right! Let me think about it carefully. Didn't you leave Wuzhishan to find the gods to help you go home? Why do you meet Guanshiyin now..." Liuli, who boasted of her meticulous thoughts, began to eloquently deduce the essence from the phenomenon up.
[[-] words are omitted here...]
"Let me just say, you are actually Bai Zhizhi, and you talk about time travel, it's all nonsense! You have been thinking clearly during the three months when you were lying in the cave and couldn't move? You just like it when you understand... That's why I rushed back to Wuzhishan as soon as I recovered from my injury, and hurriedly searched for... Huh, you still want to hide it from me? I'm..."
Zhi Zhi was too lazy to talk to it, neither admitting nor denying it, he gnawed on the carrot by himself, and glanced up, the dark cloud that followed all the way from Heifeng Mountain was still unbiased, just pressing on top of his head.
I couldn't help but pursed my mouth, the corners of my mouth that were raised just now were pulled down very long.
You said, when someone gets unlucky, even the dark clouds follow you?
To have some fun for myself, I made up a jingle:
"Wu Yun and I are good friends..." It's meaningless.
Shrugging shoulders and spreading hands, I had no choice but to continue on my way with a mournful face. Suddenly, I remembered another nursery rhyme well-known to all women and children in my memory: "Tang Monk rides a horse, thump, thump, and there is a Monkey King behind him."
Sun Wukong, run fast
Followed by Zhu Bajie
Zhu Bajie with a long nose
Followed by a sand monk
Monk Sha, carrying the basket
Followed by an old demon...Little cutie [words altered...
Little cutie, really bad heart
I want to eat Tang Monk meat..."
"Well, the next location is..."
"I know! I know! It's almost Fuling Mountain ahead!" The answer was still Liu Li, who did not change her nature of answering.
"Huh? Mount Fuling? So, we're going to Gaolaozhuang?"
After a while, the dark cloud turned into an auspicious cloud, and went south without mentioning it.
And I don’t know what happened to Zhizhi when he went to Fuling Mountain, please see [Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave-Romantic Bajie Loves Poetry] Volume Chapter 1-Gao Laozhuang plays tricks on ghosts, fake great sages go wrong wrong.
The last small theater of Batu Caves:
#Onion Garlic Leek Controversy#
Next to the big iron pot where Tang Seng was cooking, Xiong Da added firewood, and Xiong Er, wearing a new century apron embroidered with cute bears, was adding various seasonings to the soup.
Wearing a string of garlic necklaces, Xiong Sanpang ran over with a bunch of green onions in his hands, and said happily, "Brother Xiong, Brother Xiong, cut some shallots and garlic and sprinkle them into the soup!"
Immediately, the bears holding stone bowls and waiting for the meal quickly split into two factions—the garlic pie and the garlic smell pie.
"Huh? Garlic is such a terrible poison that there are still human species?"
"What? Garlic is a delicacy with seasoning and aroma, who would not accept it?"
"Eat garlic to detoxify and ventilate!"
"Eating garlic with bad breath and farting!"
San Pang, who triggered the verbal war, persuaded weakly: "Don't...don't quarrel..."
"Garlic relieves fishy smell and odor (taste)!"
"Eating garlic with bad breath and farting!"
"You are making trouble for no reason!"
"You are the ones..."
The three fat Erkang opened his mouth, but the result was: "bu~bu~bububu~" The next voice came first...
There is a hole of silence, there is no sound of breathing...
[The black bear spirits are all wiped out in one hole of the Batu Cave in Heifeng Mountain! ——The end of this volume] A long time later, Zhizhi received a "letter from home" from Xiong Daxiong Er in the Lianhua Cave of Pingding Mountain.
The crooked characters, as well as ink balls and circles and crosses, she was not a good teacher, and she cried and laughed and shed tears.
"Little one, we are all fine! Back to the Batu Caves with the bears.
Your Majesty practiced with Pusha, we are very happy!
And you?How are you doing?Do you have any radishes?
We all understand why you want to open the pear, but the monkey is too hungry. I hope you go home early. "
--- Xiong Da, Xiong Er, Xiong San Fat, Xiong...
When Zhi Zhi ran back panting, what he saw was that the black bear boss Yi Bo Yuntian swallowed the golden pill handed to him by the fake wolf Taoist priest, and the two toasted to congratulate each other.
Oh shit!Worse monkey acted so swiftly, and invited Guanyin Bodhisattva every minute. Fortunately, she thought that the words of King Black Bear who advised him to "go back to each home" touched his heart. It seems that they all underestimated Sun Monkey Honesty and loyalty to Tang Xuanzang!
Question: When I saw Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, my first reaction was to run away?
Zhizhi cleared his tears, and asked Qingtian speechlessly, didn't he just set a small stumbling block for the Bodhisattva's designated Buddhist scriptures?Why do I see a Bodhisattva like a mouse seeing a cat, and when I can't avoid it, my legs feel weak and I just want to hide?Sure enough, the holy light can't shine on a little goblin like her who wholeheartedly wants to eat Tang's monk's meat?Hey, what about the protagonist's halo?
The word "slow!" that Zhi Zhi hadn't yet said was frightened by the meaningful eyes of the fake wolf Taoist, and it was stuck in her throat, which made her blood stagnate, and she almost passed out.
There seemed to be some disgusting fragments in the memory surging up, making Zhi Zhi want to vomit intuitively.
The black bear king just swallowed the golden pill, and immediately rolled to the ground, clutching his stomach, crying out in pain!
A group of little demons in the cave were startled, they hurriedly put down what they were doing, and surrounded them with concern.
The "Taoist Priest Canglang" who was sitting upright showed a faint smile, showing the original appearance of the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva.
The little demons were frightened by this second turn of events and stood still, not daring to make a mistake.
They may not recognize the gods and gods in the sky, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the West, and others, but who doesn't recognize the Guanyin Bodhisattva who has been enshrined in the Guanyin Temple for so many years?One by one conditioned reflexes fell to the ground.
Zhizhi scratching his throat felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity in his heart, and he sneaked a few steps closer unconsciously, "Ah? Why is the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva so similar to the mother-in-law who told me to become a demon?" Are they similar?"
"Ha, looking at it from another angle, they are very similar! Zhizhizhi~It seems that the one who saved me at the beginning might be Guanshiyin's mother...zhi..." Zhizhi's hilarious laughter stopped abruptly, and he stared wide-eyed. Eyeballs, swallowed, looking at the bracelet in Avalokitesvara's hand.
My dear mother!At that time, it was Avalokitesvara himself who enlightened me!
"Gu—" He swallowed.
Wait a minute, what did Grandma Avalokitesvara say?
Wait for her to recall quickly.
At that time...
As a little mouse, Zhizhi was hunted down by Dapeng for three days and three nights. He fell off the cliff in a panic, and Ji Ligulu rolled into a cave on the cliff. His whole body was broken and unable to move.
No food, no water, no sunlight, it thought it would die soon.
But when the ice melted in summer, it survived for three days relying on the snow water dripping down from the mountain wall.
The pecked, scratched, and fallen bloody wounds began to inflame and fester.
For three days, it had a high fever and nightmares, unable to distinguish between reality and fantasy. Later, a thousand-year-old man with white beard and hair walking in the mountains rescued him.
The old ginseng is kind-hearted. Seeing that it has a strong will to survive, he plucks a few ginseng roots from his body every day to make soup and feed it to drink. Gradually, the carrion is removed to regenerate new muscles, and the broken bones are reattached. .
It lay in the cave for three months, and then a kind mother-in-law brought by old ginseng came. The mother-in-law said that she took off the mortal bones because of her great fortune, and specially came to guide it to cultivate into a spirit.
When she was about to leave, the mother-in-law even told Zhizhi diligently: "You should do more good deeds to accumulate virtue, and don't rely on what you know and realize to do evil or cause trouble, otherwise..."
Zhizhi, who came back to his senses, shook his head, oh, isn't that mother-in-law the illusion of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in front of her eyes!
Done!Done!Done!
Not only did she not do good deeds every day, but her bad thoughts moved to her designated envoy to collect the Western Scriptures!
Look at Zhizhi again, no one is there.
It turned out that she took advantage of the confusion, holding Xiong Da in one hand and Xiong Er in the other, and quickly fled the confession scene.
As soon as the three of them exited the black wind tunnel through the back door, Zhizhi kicked the two brothers' buttocks respectively, and hurriedly said: "Find a place to hide! Three days, no, come out in ten days!"
"Okay!" Erlian Xiong grinned and nodded cheerfully, "Xiao Xiao! Did you see that it was Guan just now..." His outstretched index finger was slapped down by Zhi Zhi.
"Dian Dian, you... what should we do?" Xiong Er vaguely sensed something was wrong, and was about to cry out of anxiety.
Zhizhi waved his hands carelessly, and grinned, as bright as the warm spring sun: "I still have something to do."
After saying goodbye to Xiong Da Xiong Er, he turned around and suppressed his smile, turned into a mouse, and slipped back to the Batu Cave.
If... If the fire under the pot is not extinguished, Tang Dameng's two legs will be scalded, right?
I can't eat it now that it's cooked, so let's save it for next time, anyway, there are more opportunities!
Zhizhi jumped to the courtyard, came to the fire, and recited a mantra of wind coming, his cheeks on both sides gradually puffed up.
Blowing over in one breath, a gust of wind blew the sticks burning under the iron pot to pieces, and after a while, the sparks were completely extinguished.
If the Great Sage were present at this time, he would definitely have noticed that the Fenglai curse of this little demon was exactly the same as the Fenglai curse that he maliciously set fire to the Guanyin Temple that night.
It's a pity that he hasn't made enough noise in the black bear spirit's stomach at this time, and he doesn't want to come out.
When Tang Xuanzang, who was sweating and pale, opened his eyes, he happened to see the little white mouse that had bowed to him three times, folded his paws together, and bowed to him again with a "Zhizhizhi".
Is it saved yourself?
Far away, I heard my rebellious disciple speak in displeasure, and I don't know who he is asking in a loud voice: "If you don't kill him like this, why keep him?"
A benevolent voice answered, "Behind my Luojia Mountain, there is a shortage of someone to be a great guardian of the mountain."
Tang Seng smiled slightly, remembered the voice, and immediately understood that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who came!Putting his palms together, he said "Amitabha", and when he looked up again, the little white mouse was nowhere to be seen, only a little emerald green light flashing past the back door.
Hei Xiongjing, whose head was covered by a golden hoop, suffered a few times of the hoop spell, and his head hurt so badly. When he heard that the Bodhisattva pleaded for him, he wanted to accept him as a mountain god.King Black Bear immediately knelt down and begged weakly: "I beg Bodhisattva to spare my life, and my disciple is willing to take refuge in my Buddha..."
It's a pity that the black bear's momentum is not as good as before, and there is no strong exclamation mark in his mouth, and his anger is like a thread, which shows how powerful the curse is!
Wukong laughed happily: "Haha, I see, the Bodhisattva favored his ability to grow vegetables and flowers, and asked him to go to the back mountain of Luojia to open up wasteland and generate income for you." God of Tucao!
Guanshiyin calmed down and said: "Stop talking nonsense, Wukong. Alright, hurry up and save your master!"
In this way, even though there were twists and turns, the master and apprentice survived the disaster of Heifeng Mountain without any risk.
Saying goodbye to the Bodhisattva, Wukong placed his master in the Guanyin Temple. He said that he was in a hurry, but he forgot to take back the brocade cassock.
Pressing the head of the cloud, Wukong sneered and snorted, and took out his good partner from his ear - the golden cudgel, and was unstoppable all the way into the black wind cave.
Grabbing a little demon casually, he raised his eyebrows, curled his lips, and put on a cruel smile, which made people's hearts go cold.
Wukong asked: "Where is that cunning mouse spirit in your cave?"
"I don't know... I don't know... I don't know..." Poor little black bear Yao Sanfa's head was shaking like a rattle, his hands were shaking like a pendulum, but he still remembered what Zhizhi said - the important thing Say it three times.
Wukong questioned the little goblins in the Black Wind Cave, but none of them knew where the mouse spirit was, and no one knew where the little goblin came from.
The Great Sage lost his temper and closed the solid double stone gates that troubled him. He lit the dry pine wood that was originally used to cook his master, and willfully burned the black wind tunnel. It became a red wind tunnel.
The Monkey King took his cassock and stood on the top of Heifeng Mountain. His eyes turned into golden eyes. He searched in all directions, but he hated not seeing even half a hair of that little demon! ?
Far away in the east, a ray of dawn light leaps into the sky.
The bright brilliance of the bright moon fades away, and the Venus shines brightly.
The mountains and forests are covered with mist, and the early birds are mocking and restless.
The nocturnal beast restrains its sharp claws and fangs, and returns to its nest contentedly to catch up on sleep.
Wukong stood upright on the top of the mountain, gritted his teeth in displeasure: "You wait for me! Little demon thief!"
Pick up the burden, drive the colorful auspicious clouds, and turn back to the Guanyin Temple without mentioning it.
"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"
Zhi Zhi, who was already on the way to the west to find the next big boss, suddenly felt the coldness behind him, and goose bumps all over his body.
Looking back, I was taken aback. Isn't it where I came from—Heifeng Mountain?Sure enough, Sun Houzi, who had no love in his life, turned around and went back to vent his anger.
"Tsk tsk, we are simply the roundworms in his stomach, the doomed nemesis~ Fortunately, we run fast!" Complacent, fortunately, I told Xiong Da and Xiong Er to hide early.However, after this farewell, it is estimated that there will be no chance to meet again. They shouldn't blame her for leaving without saying goodbye, right?
Zhizhi took out a carrot from his pocket and chewed it crunchily.
In fact, if you get used to it, carrots are also quite delicious.
"Zhizhi, it's not right! Let me think about it carefully. Didn't you leave Wuzhishan to find the gods to help you go home? Why do you meet Guanshiyin now..." Liuli, who boasted of her meticulous thoughts, began to eloquently deduce the essence from the phenomenon up.
[[-] words are omitted here...]
"Let me just say, you are actually Bai Zhizhi, and you talk about time travel, it's all nonsense! You have been thinking clearly during the three months when you were lying in the cave and couldn't move? You just like it when you understand... That's why I rushed back to Wuzhishan as soon as I recovered from my injury, and hurriedly searched for... Huh, you still want to hide it from me? I'm..."
Zhi Zhi was too lazy to talk to it, neither admitting nor denying it, he gnawed on the carrot by himself, and glanced up, the dark cloud that followed all the way from Heifeng Mountain was still unbiased, just pressing on top of his head.
I couldn't help but pursed my mouth, the corners of my mouth that were raised just now were pulled down very long.
You said, when someone gets unlucky, even the dark clouds follow you?
To have some fun for myself, I made up a jingle:
"Wu Yun and I are good friends..." It's meaningless.
Shrugging shoulders and spreading hands, I had no choice but to continue on my way with a mournful face. Suddenly, I remembered another nursery rhyme well-known to all women and children in my memory: "Tang Monk rides a horse, thump, thump, and there is a Monkey King behind him."
Sun Wukong, run fast
Followed by Zhu Bajie
Zhu Bajie with a long nose
Followed by a sand monk
Monk Sha, carrying the basket
Followed by an old demon...Little cutie [words altered...
Little cutie, really bad heart
I want to eat Tang Monk meat..."
"Well, the next location is..."
"I know! I know! It's almost Fuling Mountain ahead!" The answer was still Liu Li, who did not change her nature of answering.
"Huh? Mount Fuling? So, we're going to Gaolaozhuang?"
After a while, the dark cloud turned into an auspicious cloud, and went south without mentioning it.
And I don’t know what happened to Zhizhi when he went to Fuling Mountain, please see [Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave-Romantic Bajie Loves Poetry] Volume Chapter 1-Gao Laozhuang plays tricks on ghosts, fake great sages go wrong wrong.
The last small theater of Batu Caves:
#Onion Garlic Leek Controversy#
Next to the big iron pot where Tang Seng was cooking, Xiong Da added firewood, and Xiong Er, wearing a new century apron embroidered with cute bears, was adding various seasonings to the soup.
Wearing a string of garlic necklaces, Xiong Sanpang ran over with a bunch of green onions in his hands, and said happily, "Brother Xiong, Brother Xiong, cut some shallots and garlic and sprinkle them into the soup!"
Immediately, the bears holding stone bowls and waiting for the meal quickly split into two factions—the garlic pie and the garlic smell pie.
"Huh? Garlic is such a terrible poison that there are still human species?"
"What? Garlic is a delicacy with seasoning and aroma, who would not accept it?"
"Eat garlic to detoxify and ventilate!"
"Eating garlic with bad breath and farting!"
San Pang, who triggered the verbal war, persuaded weakly: "Don't...don't quarrel..."
"Garlic relieves fishy smell and odor (taste)!"
"Eating garlic with bad breath and farting!"
"You are making trouble for no reason!"
"You are the ones..."
The three fat Erkang opened his mouth, but the result was: "bu~bu~bububu~" The next voice came first...
There is a hole of silence, there is no sound of breathing...
[The black bear spirits are all wiped out in one hole of the Batu Cave in Heifeng Mountain! ——The end of this volume] A long time later, Zhizhi received a "letter from home" from Xiong Daxiong Er in the Lianhua Cave of Pingding Mountain.
The crooked characters, as well as ink balls and circles and crosses, she was not a good teacher, and she cried and laughed and shed tears.
"Little one, we are all fine! Back to the Batu Caves with the bears.
Your Majesty practiced with Pusha, we are very happy!
And you?How are you doing?Do you have any radishes?
We all understand why you want to open the pear, but the monkey is too hungry. I hope you go home early. "
--- Xiong Da, Xiong Er, Xiong San Fat, Xiong...
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