[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

Ghosts come and go in the underworld, but the water beside the bridge is uneven.

When a pair of exquisite Xiuyun soap boots appeared on the bridge, Granny Meng’s eyes subconsciously climbed up along the upper of the shoes. She was wearing a black and gold embossed robe. Tall and handsome, with his chin raised at a proud angle, a pair of dark golden star eyes glanced at her contemptuously...

"Oh shit! It's Monkey King!" After recognizing that it was Monkey King, Granny Meng shrank her neck quickly, revealing only her hair full of silver hair and a pair of trembling eyes.

A certain peach hiding in a dark corner curled herself up into a snail, secretly thinking something is wrong!She knew Sun Monkey had been released, but no one informed her that she would bump into him in the underworld tonight!Isn't this the narrow road to Yuanjia?I think she played tricks on him when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Peach Garden. Hey, I heard that after that, he never ate peaches again... ＿(:3)∠)＿

Wukong didn't pay attention to the clump of ghosts next to Granny Meng at first, and was about to stride across the bridge when his eyes inadvertently glanced at a small pile of melon seed shells on the ground, and suddenly his eyes fell on the clump of "ghosts".

It's interesting to see this, the one that appeared in the fiery eyes is obviously a green flat peach!

The flat peach became a fairy, but it was still green. Wukong thought that there was no one else in the whole world but the one in the Queen Mother's peach garden.The scene that happened in the peach garden at the beginning came to my mind instantly. The culprit who can make a monkey resist the peaches psychologically and physically now appears in front of my eyes.

Wukong snorted and grinned, turned around and walked towards the peach gangster who was trying to sneak away.

When I went out today, I forgot to ask the old man to read the almanac. After feeling the overwhelming cold air coming from behind, the hairs on my whole body stood on end in an instant.

"Oh hello! Great Sage! Don't slap me in the face! I'm changing my teeth recently, and my face hurts!" The sneaky peach bastard immediately changed into a flattering poor villain. The dog legs of traitors look similar.

……

"Puff-"

Granny Meng's eyelids twitched, she smiled flatteringly at the Second Patriarch, the Great Sage, and kept stirring Wanghun Soup, "The old lady didn't see anything..."

Wukong strode away in a good mood, picked up Bai Zhizhi who was sneaking around the Sansheng Stone, and drove away on the cloud.

Everything is connected!

Inside the Tushi Palace of Nine Heavens and Outer Heavens.

The peach gangster, who was sneezing while holding the stove, ran into his master Taishang Laojun, and wiped all his nose and tears on Laojun's favorite gossip Taoist robe.

Taishang Laojun, the number one protection king of the Three Paths and Six Realms: "It's unreasonable! Sun Houzi actually attacked the people around me again! Chaos baby, go and tell Guanshiyin, the old man agreed to what she just asked, so don't think about it!"

Therefore, the pitiful few people in the Tushita Palace were drawn by lottery to decide who would go to the lower realm to set up obstacles on the way of learning Buddhist scriptures for the Tang monk, master and apprentice.

A moment later, the peach gangster who had drawn a short lot closed his eyes, kicked one foot at a time, and kicked the second boy Jin Jiao Yin Jiao who had just drawn a safety lot and was bouncing vigorously down the Nine Heavens. Sneezing with floating footsteps, continuing to eat, drink, and gamble in the heavens...

As for how the two boys, Jinjiao and Yinjiao, who were murdered, will not be happy for the Buddhist scriptures group, that is a matter for the funeral, we will not show it for the time being, let us return to Huaguo Mountain.

Zhizhi woke up on Wukong's bed the next day.

When she woke up, the monkey girls were laughing and laughing. Naturally, the king's wife slept with the king, but it was unexpected that the king would be so obsessed after having a wife.

In fact, it's just because it's not good for practice to go down to the underworld, and when Zhizhi got out of the gate of hell, he was beaten back to its original shape in minutes. Wukong rolled his eyes and threw it into the water curtain cave full of spiritual power to rest... But, cough, we How could he wake up on the stone bed?

Zhizhi touched the warm jade under his body, and smiled until his eyes narrowed into slits. Sure enough, the Great Sage couldn't help but sleep with me!

[Wukong: ...don't crawl into bed in the middle of the night and make up some strange things. Hey =_=] I don't know what Wukong did so early in the morning, and the conscientious Zhizhi naturally took on the task of "Madam Yazhai".Zhizhi decided to wash away the decadent and defeated atmosphere of Huaguo Mountain, and lead the monsters of Huaguo Mountain to the top of the mountain, the road to the peak of fame!

Um!At that time, the Great Holy Lord took a look, hey!Obviously sitting on Huaguo Mountain with thousands of little demons and holding great power, the Monkey King is [-] times happier and more at ease than defeating Buddha in Lingshan. Naturally, he would not choose to return to Tang Sanzang.Hehe, and when the time comes, she and the great sage get along day and night, thinking about it for a long time, and falling in love with each other to the depths, people will naturally give birth to monkeys after they are done... Tsk!It's so sour just thinking about it!

Therefore, Zhizhi devoted himself to the road of vigorously contributing to Huaguoshan with full of enthusiasm and never looked back.

*scene one:

Various inspirational banners were quickly pulled up on Huaguo Mountain:

"Life lies in exercise, and exercise comes from health!"

"Exercise for an hour a day, healthy and happy for a lifetime!"

"Healthy you and me, happy Huaguoshan!"

"Create a harmonious world of fitness for all, and strive to be the number one mountain in the demon world!"

……

I saw the national fitness instructor Bai Zhizhi standing on the high platform of the big playground, pulling a red cloth strip from somewhere, and tightening it tightly on his head, at this time he was leading the little monsters in Huaguo Mountain to practice in a serious manner. The era of the fourth set of radio gymnastics is calling.

"One two three four, two two three four, come on! Three two three four..."

One day, Wukong, who was awakened by the slogan thunder, got up and was furious, and rushed out of the water curtain cave with bare arms, stepping on the clear dew in a circle, and the army monkeys with the same pace brushed and showed eight white teeth: "one two one Two! Good morning, Your Majesty! Did you sleep well last night?"

Wukong: "...Okay." With a gloomy face, he turned around and kicked a certain mouse in the cave that was still sleeping in the dark.

*Scene two:

A harmonious family environment is a breeding ground for emotions, and family is the source of emotions.Dasheng has no father and no mother, so he must pay special attention to the creation of a family atmosphere, yearning for a warm and loving home.

Zhizhi's next important reform measure is to establish a warm and harmonious pension system.

"Mr. Ma, is it comfortable?" Zhi Zhi smiled and squeezed General Ma's shoulders, while teaching the monkeys in the massage and nursing class: "Massaging Fengchi and Hegu points can be used to treat headaches as a first aid."

A group of obedient monkeys sitting in rows at the bottom nodded with their mouths wide open.

"This is the Shenshu point, one inch on both sides of the level between the second and third lumbar vertebrae. After warming the hands, massage back and forth 50 times with the palms, alternating sides..." Zhi Zhi continued teaching in a rather pedantic manner.

"Second King, what is this treatment for?" Xiao Qi raised his hand and asked.

The corners of Zhi Zhi's lips curled up, his eyes squinted, and he smiled so softly that the flowers trembled, "Oh~ Gu Jing strengthens the kidneys and strengthens the Yang!"

"Oh~~~" The monkeys elongated their voices meaningfully. It seems that there is a wife by the king's side, and Shisan Lang is no problem!

General Ma, who was lying on his stomach as an experimental textbook, was full of smecta, thinking with tears all over his body, it seems that the number of thorns to plead guilty to the king will be doubled tonight... Soon after, a group of first-aid massage monkeys with professional skills emerged in Huaguo Mountain. When the house monkey is erm errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 3 touches to open up the 720 acupoints of Rendu's second meridian...

After Wukong drank the wine brought by the little monkeys for a period of time, he felt more and more angry in his body day by day, and the time for taking a shower was getting longer and longer.

And the monkey doctors who devoted themselves to medicinal wine therapy said: Massage, acupuncture and moxibustion are all floating clouds!Turning around, he devoted himself even more vigorously to the broad road of making wine to benefit his wife.

*Scene three

Question: How can Huaguoshan grow rapidly and be able to work together as one?

Answer: dear!friendship!love!Belief!

With the full support of Mrs. Yazhai and the second king, "Huaguoshan No. [-] Matchmaker Building" opened with a bang!

Not long after, when demons and ghosts from all walks of life saw the power of information dissemination and sharing, unmarried demons from Cave 72, Hill 99, and Demon Cave 36 came to register their information one after another, leaving nothing behind.Of course, most of them are the fathers and mothers of the single ghosts, and Zhizhi, as the sweetheart of the elderly, has received unprecedented respect and protection.

In the 49 days after Monkey King announced his return, the entire Huaguo Mountain was filled with monsters, soapy hot blood and pink bubbles were flying all over the sky, and the development of various scenic spots was also in full swing.The young monsters expressed in unison that they were completely overwhelmed by the madam's charm, and countless ghosts bowed down under the creaking pomegranate skirt with the feeling of admiring Mrs. Qitian Dasheng.

However, the above-mentioned scenario will definitely take a while to see results. After being so busy like a spinning top, what are you doing after taking a break?

At night, Xiaotao Ridge in Shuilian Cave.

At this time, Zhi Zhi was kneeling on the ground respectfully, holding a small shovel and digging the hole hard.

"That goblin is ruthless, cruel, ruthless, why are you burying her?" Liu Li, with her hips on her hips, walked up and down the edge of the pit indignantly, filled with righteous indignation.

Squeaking and laughing, the sweaty hair on her forehead stuck to her cheeks, itching, she raised her hand to wipe the fine sweat on her forehead, and in a hoarse voice, she recounted what she saw and heard in the underworld last night from beginning to end.

Liu Li was speechless for a while after hearing this.

He paused, lowered his head, pursed his mouth, and continued, "Glass, you said that if I hadn't incited her..."

"None of your business! If Tang Sanzang wants to cross Baihu Ridge, he will definitely not be able to get around her. You just put a handful of firewood on the fire, there is no need to make the Madonna like this." Liuli skillfully used it to absorb When I got a new vocabulary, I hammered my squeaking legs with hatred, and when I was out of breath, my legs softened, and I sat next to me and asked, "Is the 'Holy Mother' used just now by the young master correct? "

Zhi Zhi, who was so embarrassed by his training, silently picked up Liuli, threw it to the bottom of the pit, sprinkled a handful of soil, stood by the pit with his hips crossed, and hummed sinisterly: "You know too much. "

Liuli yelled and crawled out of the pit, Zhizhi bought the last small pile of ashes left by Mrs. Bones, and then dug a hole next to it, and buried a peach pit.Like planting daisies after burying the dead fireflies.

The cycle of life and death makes people feel that life is even more precious.

After finishing everything, Zhi Zhi took the small shovel, picked up the colored glaze, and walked back to the Water Curtain Cave on the wind and moon.

"I haven't seen the Great Sage all day today, he will definitely miss me." Minato said shamelessly.

"Master doesn't think so." Liuli continued to pour cold water on her.

"I haven't seen Dasheng all day today, I miss him." Thinking Chunshu squeaked, "I know where there are fireflies in Huaguo Mountain, I lied to you that day... Cough, I asked Dasheng to have a romantic night Do you agree?"

"For a date like this, a man must take the initiative! You can lie first..."

The voices of one big and one small became more and more indistinct. On the Xiaotao Ridge they had just left, there was a peach tree in full bloom. There was a little monkey sleeping among the branches with his hands on his pillow, and he opened his fisted hands in confusion. Five or six A light green firefly rested quietly in his palm.

"...Bai...Bai...idiot?" He muttered in confusion, stammering out the first words in his life.

The peach blossoms are falling rustlingly, no one knows that there is another him in this world.