[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

[Sorry, it's been too long, the chapter just now collapsed, and it was re-written, please re-read it!Thanks! :-d] It is night, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse.

Zhizhi, who wholeheartedly cherishes the lofty ideal of the Sleeping Great Sage, secretly hides at the stone wall, poking his head and quietly looking at Wukong's place.

Wukong, who was not asleep, opened his left eye, glanced at where she was, and slowly closed his eyes to see what she wanted to do.

Zhizhi sneaked in, quickly climbed onto the bed, tiptoed, walked around behind Wukong, hugged the tip of his tail and rubbed it familiarly, and fell asleep with his head buried.

Wukong stiffened the moment she hugged his tail, as if what he hugged was not his tail, but his heart, and his furry body rolled happily in a certain corner.

This annoying little thing is addicted to sleeping on his tail! ?Wukong stretched out his hand to pick her up and throw her out, but he stretched halfway, but stopped for some reason.

whispering sound!What is he, the majestic Monkey King, fussing about with such a little thing?Just let it be.What's more, throwing it out now, relying on its toughness later, he will have to persevere in crawling back later, and he has to keep an eye on it.

Hey, let's keep it for now.

The arrogant Wukong pursed his lips, retracted his hand, and continued to sleep with his eyes closed, but his body and mind were subconsciously paying attention to every move of the little thing behind him.

In the middle of the night, there were some faint sounds behind him.

Wukong, who was sleeping on his side with his hands on his head, turned his head to look at the little mouse with his tail on his back. He raised his eyebrows. As long as it started grinding its teeth enthusiastically, he would definitely throw it out!Never soften your heart!

Zhizhi at this moment is very hard, and the natural nature is fighting to the death with its strong willpower.

The rat's teeth will grind after a while, but it is obviously sleeping, but it relies on its own strong willpower to restrain itself from grinding its teeth...

Wukong was momentarily confused by her obsession with his tail.

In the end, is it the tail that is attached, or the owner of the tail?

He glanced at Zhizhi in pain, and with a flash of inspiration, he reached out and touched a monkey hair on the back of his head, turned it into a stick, and stuffed it silently into its arms.

teething stick!

Wukong expressed that he was deeply moved by his wit!Maybe I can sleep well tonight!

The night passed.

The next day, when Zhizhi got up energetically, he picked up a wooden stick as thin as a toothpick stick in surprise, and scratched his head with his claws, expressing his perplexity.

"what is this?"

Just about to wave the little stick to ask Wukong, but his eyes fell on Wukong's tail unconsciously, and his chaotic mind immediately woke up, like a bucket of cold water pouring down from his head!

It clutched its two incisors, let out a loud "squeak" and cried loudly with its tail in its arms, tears streaming down its face.

Wukong was awakened by it, and sat up angrily.

But when he saw his tail, which was bald on the left and bald on the right, he was shocked!

"You..." Wukong opened his mouth but couldn't utter a word, holding his breath in a panic!

One misstep will cause eternal hatred!I haven't slept well lately. I thought it was enough to beat her with a small stick last night, but when I fell asleep, I was unexpectedly dead.

He who thought he was refreshed had to face such a mess early in the morning!What a fucking dog!

Monkey King's tail is bald... Hehe.

Zhizhi turned around weeping, patted the evidence monkey hair all over his body, pouted his little butt resignedly, and raised his white and slender tail.

"Great, great sage, you too, pull off the hair on my tail, tail! Chih chih chih chih..." Zhizhi became more and more sad as he spoke, clutching his culprit's front tooth, Xizi, holding his heart, and crying along the way He spat out the monkey hair in his mouth.

How many hairs can it have on its tail! ?

Wukong covered his eyes with a gloomy face, and sighed long, with the "after-event" face of a woman from a good family, her hand holding the bed sheet tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, showing that she was very sad and indignant.

Seeing that Wukong didn't respond for a long while, Zhizhi held his little heart tremblingly and sneaked back to peek at him.

There is silence on the eve of a storm.

Zhizhi's gaze involuntarily fell on Wukong's "incomplete" tail, and those sneaky black eyeballs rolled around, and it transformed into a human shape with its knuckles, and suddenly stretched out two white and tender paws to hold Wukong hand, and said very emotionally: "Great Sage! Since we are the ones who made you incomplete, we will definitely be responsible for you! Believe me!" His eyes were shining brightly, and he made an oath.

"Ping zero bang bang!" There was a low cry of panic outside, and the sound of the copper basin and silver crown falling to the ground.

It was the little demon who got up early to wait on Wukong's clothes and several trusted elders who discussed matters.

The ashen-hearted Wukong glanced at her without any guilt, and with a righteous face, he shook off her hand, covered his face with a sneer, and in the next second, pinched her back to her original shape, got off the bed barefoot, and carried it The tail strode Meteor on the somersault cloud that had been summoned early, and it was tied up and thrown to the place where the fairy stone that had found her was located.

Without looking back, I left... and left...

On that day, all the ghosts and ghosts in Huaguo Mountain knew about it.

The Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain is actually very passive in bed with his wife, the one who is on the bed.

Many monsters are not as good as the great saint, but the monsters who claim to be a good wife are rubbing their stomachs and laughing complacently.

Of course, there are also quite a few brainless fans of the Grand Sage, who expressed with tears that they firmly believe that the Grand Sacred Lord will revive the husband gang one day! 【Dense Fog...

During those few days, the great saint thanked the guests in Shuilian Cave, drank wine all day, and listened to the little monkey's reports back and forth.

"Your Majesty, there are vultures! Do you want to save Madam?"

"Humph!"

"……Yes."

"Your Majesty! My Madam is crying pitifully. King Pingtian has gone to the top of the mountain!"

"Oh."

"My lord! Madam suddenly turned into a white-clothed and disheveled look. King Pingtian was so frightened that he lost his mind and went crazy!"

"……Um."

Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave three days later.

In the middle of the night, there was a rustling sound behind the water curtain.

In the darkness, a group of small white hairs tiptoed and walked in against the wall.

Holding his breath, he probed his head and glanced three or four times in the direction of the stone bed. After confirming that Wukong had not woken up, Zhizhi carefully pulled the scattered small bags of pine nuts to one place with his claws, tied them into a dozen or so packages, and crossed them. waist, looked up to the sky and laughed silently from ear to ear.

There is no doubt that this little thief is Bai Zhizhi who has just been released from the top of the mountain after serving his sentence.

Enough of laughing, he creaked and picked up a whole bag of pine nuts many times larger than himself, and crawled out of the cave with floating steps.

A pair of dark golden pupils looked at it faintly behind him, and after the teleportation of supernatural powers, the owner of the pupils lifted his foot and stepped on the tail of the middle-of-the-night thief.

"Bai Zhizhi." The voice was deep and hoarse, with a sexy voice.

There was a squeak, and tremblingly he looked back, Wukong stared down at it condescendingly, a cluster of small sparks danced in his eyes.

Ouch!Zhi Zhi, who was caught on the spot, sat down on his own buttocks, dejected, and sighed, looking like a good citizen who regretted deeply.

She is a reform-through-labour prisoner who just made mistakes!How could he be caught again?snort!Hou Xiaotiao and Xiao Qi's information is too inaccurate!He actually lied to her that the great sage was drunk and fell asleep after being frustrated!Banana Bara! (← The last sentence before the mad king Pingtian went crazy) Is the great saint who is stepping on her tail now a 3D phantom?Fortunately, after she was released from prison, she didn't go to wash and brush, but hurried to pack up the food stored for the past three days!

Ever since she spread the rumor that the Great Sage's favorite food is pine nuts, every midnight, a banshee with a spring heart will throw brocade bags and small packets of pine nuts to the Great Sage's Water Curtain Cave, and the rumor maker Bai Zhizhi will eat pine nuts every day. At night, after bedtime, the Great Sage picked her up before throwing her away, slipped over from the Great Sage's tail, packed and dragged the obedient pine nuts back to his little tree house to eat.As for those affectionate letters written in fonts that Zhizhi couldn't understand, Zhizhi carefully folded them into thousands of paper cranes with "pretty paper patterns".

Wukong didn't realize what Zhizhi was doing secretly at first, but although he was drunk, his six senses were extremely sensitive, and he had a self-preservation instinct cultivated by living in an environment surrounded by powerful enemies for a long time.

Zhizhi looked at Wukong's face from the corner of his eye, twisted his buttocks, and tried to pull out his little tail.Tsk, what do you want a tail for?Always dragging its feet, the mouse began to dislike its own tail in a cold sweat.

"I heard that you scared King Pingtian into a fool?" Wukong rubbed his forehead and temples, and slowly sat down, still maintaining the posture of stepping on his toes and squeaking his tail, with a particularly low tone.

Zhizhi raised his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to express his helplessness ╮(╯_╰)╭ "Great Sage, it was your spell that expired that made me suddenly change back into a human form and frightened King Pingtian!" Blame me?

Squeak continued to draw its tail silently.

Wukong chuckled lightly, shook his dizzy head, and picked up a piece of colorful letter paper on the ground with two fingers.

"After the farewell, we met each other, how many times did Hunmeng share with you..." Huh?Isn't this the line used by the little mouse when he instructed Bajie to write a love letter to his daughter-in-law?Wukong squinted his eyes and watched carefully all the way, but the final signature was Qi Jiaojiao, the sister of Demon King Qi.

Oh, the letter was addressed to him.

Poetry is what she dedicated.

Hmph, no need to guess, she is doing bad things again.

Wukong's index finger jumped up a small brocade bag, put it to the tip of his nose and sniffed, pine nuts.

Heh, he said, more and more female fairies flirted with him and threw themselves into their arms during this period, all of them looked "you know", and the little mouse was unusually silent.

When Wukong squinted his dangerous eyes and looked at Zhizhi with black lines all over his face, Zhizhi's small eyes glanced at a page of letter paper in his left hand and a brocade bag hooked in his right hand. Look straight!

"Hehe, that great sage, is your tail okay?" With a gun for a gun, Zhi Zhi smiled uglier than crying, great sage, let us happily return to the topic of tails!Please don't accuse me of any more crimes! _(:3)∠)_

Wukong felt his brain hurt, "Shut up, you still have the face to mention it." He even hid in the cave and dared not go out to meet people.However, if the great sage goes out to visit people, hearing the rumors about his "husband's lack of strength" will probably make him vomit blood.

Wukong squinted his drunken eyes lazily, staring at Bai Zhizhi in the shaking sieve, and thought: The little thing was punished to stay on the top of the mountain for three days and three nights, but he still came here to collect "food" tonight.Heh, she may not dare to come to sleep after learning the lesson, I'm afraid she will dare to collect pine nuts on time in the future if she is so courageous as a foodie.

Alas, it seems that the majestic Monkey King also understands that his status is not as high as a bag of pine nuts in Bai Zhizhi's eyes. :-d "Cough, Great Sage, tell me the truth, was that little monkey we met last time your illegitimate child?" Zhi Zhi, who was dying, continued to avoid the topic.

us?Well, he likes that statement.

Wukong glanced at it lazily, his cheeks were blushing.He really drank wine for three days in the cave because of his bald tail. Well, wine can't be drunk as water after all. He drank dozens of jars and got a little drunk.

More than a little drunk? !At the beginning, the Great Holy Lord was drunk because of a few cups of fairy wine, from the Jiuzhongtian where the Queen Mother hosted a peach feast all the way to the Laojun Tushita Palace 33 days away, and even refined the Laojun for thousands of years. The elixir was eaten like a peanut ball!

The Holy Father's drinking capacity, tsk tsk, is worrying!

"Heh, my grandson has never liked anyone before, where did he give birth to his son?" Wukong's eyes were full of alcohol, and he looked at her with a smile without hesitation.

Zhizhi was stupefied all of a sudden, whoever taught the Great Sage how to make words and sentences must be full marks!

I have never liked anyone before, cough, so now I like someone, right?

Zhizhi blinked and blinked, smiling like a fox stealing a chicken, she stopped pulling her tail, and poked Wukong with her pointed fingertips.

"Hey, Great Sage, you now...cough, do you have someone you like?"