[Journey to the West] Legend of the Little Demon

"Ah Choo, Ah Choo, Ah Choo."

Xuanzang, who had just dismounted and walked slowly, sneezed three times in a row in a gentle voice, showing his rough disciples what it means to sneeze gracefully by precept and example.

"Tsk, Master! Did you suffer from the cold last night? Later, ask Brother Monkey to make some ginger soup to warm you up." Qin Qin Wang Bajie immediately stepped forward, hehehe, and arranged for Brother Monkey very smoothly. Overtime tasks.

"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you are a teacher. It's just that I suddenly felt a chill in my heart. It doesn't matter now." Xuanzang smiled helplessly and explained.

Bajie chuckled, and he didn't care if the master saw through his little idea of ​​trying to grind Brother Hou. This was a little joke between their brothers and sisters to mediate the boring time.For so many years, there has long been a tacit understanding between the brothers and sisters that you play tricks on me and I play tricks on you.In the scripture-learning group, he and Wukong can fight back and forth like this.

It's just that Brother Hou seems to be very peaceful today?Could it be a sex change?Bajie turned his head to look at Wukong who was walking at the end of the line.

"A-choo. Ah-choo. Ah-choo. Ah-choo. Ah-choo..."

"Hahahahahaha..." Bajie slapped his ears happily, "I know, so Brother Hou hid in the end and learned how to sneeze like Master! Hahaha!"

Everyone stopped and looked back, and they saw Wukong covering his mouth and sneezing non-stop.With a red nose tip and wet eye sockets, his face was full of displeasure, but he couldn't hold back a word to maintain his aloof image, staring awkwardly at his master, younger brother and his beloved white dragon horse.

"Ah, sneeze! Have you ever seen a sneeze? Ah sneeze..." Wukong proudly rolled his eyes and strode to the front.For some reason, today he felt a little uneasy in his heart, feeling that every step under his feet was not very solid.

So, Wukong cautiously opened his piercing eyes, and began to examine whether there was any evil spirit within a hundred miles.

Then, he frowned and slightly narrowed those golden eyes.

The three big characters "Yingyang Station" caught his eyes.

They have arrived at Xiliang women's country.

In the bustling foreign capital city, children are chasing and playing, business hawking sounds come and go, flowers are fragrant, and daughters are bustling.

The four-person team walking from outside the city gate caught everyone's attention in an instant.

"Look! It's a man!"

"Oh! My God! That white-faced monk is so handsome!"

"My God! No way, the vicious sage, the romantic canopy and the honest and honest General Sha! That's right! It's the holy monk Xuanzang and his disciples!"

"Hee hee~ Sisters, come and see! It's Brother Xuanzang!"

Those who sold spices, melons, fruits, and scarves were all gone. The girls in the city stopped what they were doing and surrounded them. Suddenly, a road full of eight horses was blocked.

The eyes of the girls fell on the scripture learning group boldly and provocatively. The girls from the Xiliang Women's Kingdom were warm and generous, especially when they were very honest with their sweethearts.In the blink of their eyes, they poured out their affection. A woman's love can already make a man dazzled and fascinated, let alone a woman in a city?

The four members of the scripture learning group also behaved differently in the face of the enthusiastic people of Daughter Country.

Xuanzang, who had pure six roots, naturally treated him with a normal heart, closed his eyes slightly, lowered his gaze, and moved the rosary in his hand while walking, chanting Buddhist scriptures in his mouth.

Wukong stayed close to his master, carrying his intimidating golden cudgel, raised his eyebrows and looked at the surrounding women unhappily, rubbing his nose and sneezing from time to time, his ears were very sensitive, although those who admired and slandered After hearing a word of praise, it circled in his mind and went out again.Out of the pride of "Monkey King", he didn't think it was strange that everyone knew him.

As for Bajie and Drifting, since they didn't have the intimidating spirit of the big brother to control the scene, it would be much better for them to receive "courteous treatment".Bajie's ears, belly and pig's nose have become the objects that the big guys rush to touch first. Bajie already likes the fragrance of rouge on girls, and loves their tenderness and charm. In the labyrinthine land, I was so happy that I couldn't close my mouth from ear to ear, that mouth seemed to have been wiped with honey, and my elder sister and elder sister kept screaming, coaxing all girls, big and small, to feel happy.

It was the first time for Drifting to encounter such a scene, and he was startled and embarrassed. A large group of little girls liked to see a man as tall and strong as him, blushing and honestly pretending that they were at a loss, and stuffed flowers into his hands with all their strength. and fruits and vegetables.

Such a big movement naturally alarmed all the princes and ministers in the palace.

When the scripture-taking group came to the Wufeng Tower in the city, the road they walked had become a sea of ​​flowers, and there were still many women who wanted to present flowers to Xuanzang. The news in the palace had spread all over the country. Their lord queen prefers to choose a holy monk as her husband to practice yin and yang good deeds together.Today, I finally saw a handsome and courteous man, even more handsome than the characters in Mr. Bai's portrait, how can I make them unhappy?Her Lady Queen's happiness is the happiness of all her citizens.

The most solemn ceremonial car in front of the Wufeng Tower has been prepared, with fragrant chariots and famous horses, a variety of flowers and fruits, and the imperial teacher and general Xingyue are waiting for their arrival.

The national teacher who had been waiting early saw Xuanzang, who was majestic and extraordinary in the crowd, and couldn't help but be overjoyed. Although he sold a portrait privately, he was still afraid that the painting would not be true, and that he would be wronged because of the ugly appearance of the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty. Her Majesty Queen, now it seems that I was thinking too much!The monk is so handsome!

"Master Yudi! Congratulations on your great joy!" The national teacher led all the female officials and bowed to Xuanzang.

Xuanzang looked puzzled, and returned the courtesy one by one without being humble or overbearing: "When the poor monk becomes a monk, I don't know where the joy comes from?"

Wukong on the side folded his arms and chuckled, "Master, I'm here to tell you my kiss." The chattering and chattering in the crowd nearly burst his eardrums.

The national teacher smiled more cordially, his eyes were as kind as looking at his family, and as if looking at a little white rabbit in a cage, the relief and joy of being told his thoughts were clearly revealed.

"This country is the country of women in Xiliang. Since ancient times, there have been no men. Today, the gods have mercy on us and bestowed on our dynasty the royal brother. This minister is following the order of the queen of my court, and came here to welcome the royal brother into the palace to get married."

Poor Master Xuanzang, when he heard about the marriage, Xiaojun's face turned pale with fright, and he frowned and said repeatedly: "It's a sin! A sin! The poor monk is a foreigner, and he must not accept the marriage of your majesty."

"Don't miss the time when you meet a man! What's more, I am willing to use the power and wealth of a country to find you as your husband, let you be the king, and our queen will be the queen. What's more, I also specially appointed the national teacher and this general to serve as the king of the country. Li Li welcomes you, Monk, don't be ignorant!" General Xingyue was the one who had a hot temper and spoke straight.The old national teacher on the side was busy smiling to dissuade him, and he could tell at a glance that he was busy making bad faces and singing bad faces.

When Xuanzang heard the words, he bowed his head and remained silent, his thin lips were tightly pressed together, as if he didn't want to say any more.

With roses pinned to his ears, a lily in his mouth, and a large handful of star-studded mandalas and tulips, Bajie squeezed in, smiling so hard that his eyes narrowed into crooked slits, "National Teacher , my old pig's master wants money and power, maybe he can become a Buddha and a saint. I don't care about your queen's property, but my old pig is different. You take the master to switch Guan Wen, and I will keep it. Come down to be your king, don't you think you can do it?"

"You're too ugly! Besides, haven't you been married a long time ago? If you want to marry again, show me the divorce letter!" General Xingyue with one hand on the saber at his waist spread his hand at the cheeky Bajie, eyebrows raised Leng Ye, threatening to suspend the book.

The national teacher laughed and said: "If Marshal Zhu wants to stay in our Xiliang women's country to spread his branches and leaves, it is naturally possible. If there is a girl in the middle school who agrees with the marshal, the national teacher is willing to preside over the marriage for you personally. ,hehe."

The oily Bajie scratched his head and laughed, "Master, you see that the marriage of thousands of miles is connected by a thread, why don't you stay with the queen?" The shift of camps was really fast.

The more Wukong listened, the more he realized that it was not a good idea. If the monsters on Xitian Road knew about their Buddhist scriptures group, they didn't know such details. Even Bajie knew that Bajie had an original partner, something was wrong.

"Bajie," Xuanzang was a little annoyed, "How can the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures be child's play?"

"Master Yudi, I only want Yudi to be your relatives, and I invite your three apprentices to the wedding banquet. After rewarding silk, satin, gold, silver and jewels, I will naturally exchange the customs with them and give them away. They are going to the western heavens to fetch Buddhist scriptures for you!" The national teacher smiled all over his face, luckily, Mr. Bai had already discussed with her carefully the matters to be noticed in the wedding ceremony, and now she is dealing with the Buddhist scriptures group. No leaks, nothing left behind.Thinking of this, the national teacher couldn't help looking relieved at Mr. Erbai who was hidden in the wedding ceremony.

But Wukong caught this eye keenly. He squinted his eyes and looked at the high-sounding officials, searching to see if there was really a monster here. Smart apricot eyes flashed past.

Then, Wukong, who was gnashing his teeth, sneezed with an earth-shattering sneeze.

He thought, he knew that the little goblin who was not afraid of death was causing trouble again.

"Master, what the national teacher said makes sense." Wukong snorted yin and yang, turned his head and said arrogantly to the national teacher: "National teacher, you still don't make the decision, lead my master into the palace to meet the queen, and switch Guan Wen for our brothers and sisters." ?”

The national teacher was happy, the general laughed, and the people cheered.

"Wukong! You're not..." Anxious Xuanzang grabbed Wukong.

Wukong smiled softly, and patted the back of Xuanzang's hand, "Don't worry, master, I'm just going to plan. If you don't agree to them today, we won't be able to exchange Guanwen and leave the country of daughters. If you want to ask other ways, my grandson There is only one thing, to use the means of subjugating demons and killing demons, and kill all the pink girls in this country. What do you think, Master?"

she wants to play?Can you play him?Let's make a promise first, and when the time comes, the seal will be sealed. Isn't it just a matter of saying that they want to leave?Wukong didn't realize that he was in Zhizhi's battle of wits and courage, and had long been addicted to this kind of game. Imagining seeing the little mouse's frustrated face but refusing to admit defeat, Wukong couldn't wait.

"That man with a waist and broad shoulders is the 's' great sage that Mr. Bai said? Hey, I really want to be spanked by him with an iron rod~~~" There was an uncontrollable scream from the crowd, and silently received the message Wukong suddenly felt a chill.

Zhizhi probably didn't expect that she tried her best to arrange "Peach Blossoms" for everyone in the Buddhist scriptures group, but deliberately smeared Wukong's reputation, calling him a legendary s, but attracted more crazy bees and butterflies chase, and crazier than normal women.

Looking at the master surrounded by gold and jade chariots, Wukong, who was playing with a golden cudgel, smiled very frankly.

"Master, don't worry, everything depends on me."