Cross Situ Jing

?The day Yin Ji suddenly appeared in the courtyard was Dudu's 4th birthday.

In order to celebrate Dudu's birthday, Situ Jing made a solemn decision: eat eggs and braised noodles in the evening, and Dudu's zama step time can be reduced by one hour. ... However, once she made a decision, she was despised by Mrs. Xiong and opposed by Dudu.

Dudu asked Zamabu to stay the same time, but he wanted to eat a big bowl of peeled pomegranate.This time, he met with double opposition from Mrs. Xiong and Situ Jing; but in the end, they both retreated under Dudu's gloomy little eyes.However, Situ Jing still strongly asked Dudu to practice one hour less today.She really felt sorry for Dudu; no one forced her to be a child, so she was too demanding of herself. If she didn't help Dudu massage with internal force every night, her whole body would be so sore the next day that she couldn't get off the ground.Dudu looked limp since he was a child, and he would giggle with a good temper when anyone poked and pinched him, but as he grew up, he was discovered to have terrible obsessive-compulsive paranoia.

Why are Xiong Niangzi and Situ Jing afraid of peeling pomegranates for Dudu?In fact, it is also because of Dudu's obsessive-compulsive paranoia.The fruit plate must be arranged in the most beautiful flower pattern, and the dishes must not taste good enough, and the color must be bright and attractive; of course, the more delicious the taste is, the happier it will be.When Dudu eats pomegranates, every pomegranate seed must be picked clean, without leaving any white skin sticking; It looks so cute that Situ Jingxin almost melts into a pool of pomegranate juice.Grit your teeth, peel and peel!Isn't it just repetitive labor until the neck is stiff, the hands are sore, and the eyes are dizzy when seeing pomegranates?

As for the good boy you asked why Dudu didn’t make it himself, it’s actually Situ Jing’s “little” Dudu who can’t bear to be satisfied every day and practice martial arts and calligraphy obediently to his own limit. desire.

So, when Yin Ji arrived, Dudu was looking serious, even though her forehead was covered with beads of sweat, she didn't move at all, she looked like a lifelike and delicate sculpture; Yin Ji was secretly startled when she saw it.And Mrs. Xiong and Situ Jing... are both peeling pomegranates with bitter expressions on their faces.In the white porcelain bowl with a big belly, the crystal clear pomegranate seeds are like agate with deep purple halo flowing, which is really lovely against the inner wall of the white porcelain.But Mrs. Dangxiong raised her head slightly, and suddenly saw the extra person in the courtyard, and almost knocked over the half bowl of pomegranate by mistake.

It was the first time Situ Jing saw Xiong Niangzi and Yin Ji appearing together at the same time.The standing one really looked like a handsome and intimidating gentleman, while the one sitting next to him was really a standard cowardly and charming lady.

The magic of good fortune is really hard to describe in one word; it is a perfect match, a perfect match, created by heaven and earth.

But when the two met, it was a hilarious comedy.When one sees the other, like a mouse seeing a cat, Mount Tai collapses in front of him, and jumps up as if he just found himself sitting on a soldering iron. The pitiful, pale-skinned dizzy state makes people have no doubt that this is a person who has suffered a lot. She is a frightened weak lady, and she is worried that she will soon be subjected to horrific frivolity or something.

But the fact is so cruel, that handsome "man" with a sinking face is the picked flower who was deceived.

"What, do you still dare to escape? Where can you escape? Sit back for me!" The voice was also cold and neutral, sounding particularly heartless and indifferent.

Tears flashed in Xiong Niangzi's eyes, and she sat down aggrieved, covering her face with her sleeves in grief as if she couldn't accept the malice of this world, and she was about to sob.

... Situ Jing finally couldn't take it anymore, stuffed a few pomegranate seeds into his mouth, chewed, and stuffed two more.Suppression.

She couldn't help but think that before, she broke into the male wife's bedroom at night, and she was taking a bath, which she could see in full view... The man is also like a delicate flower who has encountered a bully like this now; she couldn't help but say without thinking: Aren't you my father?Do you need to act so frightened and overly terrified and helpless?Then Xiong Niangzi also cooperated very well and said with wide eyes without thinking: How do you know? ... Situ Jing, who was stunned by Xiong Niangzi's cooperation, also paused, and then said calmly, since I accidentally found out that you have a gender problem, I have been guessing for a long time, and I just blurted out my guess accidentally.Oh, it turned out to be true.Then he left gracefully, and closed the door coldly on the unbelievable Xiong Niangzi.

Well, the point is, the picture in front of me is so familiar; Mrs. Xiong's stress response really hasn't changed at all.

No wonder the name "Xiong Niangzi" has three characters in total, both of which are related to women; the attribute part is also obviously in the last two characters.

He is hopeless.

But even after such a toss in the yard, Dudu still didn't look sideways.Yin Ji couldn't help but look sideways again.It was Situ Jing who took the opportunity to hinder his progress and stepped forward, immediately hugged Dudu, and said firmly under the gaze of Dudu's big watery eyes: "Because of an accident, let's stop here today; come here , eat pomegranates."

Dudu glanced at the bowl, and murmured, "...only half a bowl."

Situ Jing blushed and pretended to be surprised: "But Dudu has only practiced halfway."

... Who told Dudu to only practice halfway?

Under the eyes of Yin Ji and Xiong Niangzi who turned around, Situ Jing still firmly believed that it wasn't her anyway.

The somewhat eerie atmosphere in the yard was completely destroyed.So sometimes I feel that children are really a family emotional bond.Using half a bowl of pomegranate that was tragically sacrificed by Dudu to save Xiong Niangzi once, Situ Jing felt that it was not easy for herself.Huh?As if admitting something strange.

Yin Ji's focus was also misled, looking at the contented Dudu who was holding the bowl and eating the pomegranate seeds happily, she hesitated for a moment, stepped forward and lightly touched the top of Dudu's soft head.Situ Jing didn't give Dudu the usual hairstyle of the children here, shaved off some of it, and thought it wasn't so cute; she didn't pay much attention to left and right.Left and Right This is a world of martial arts. For the sake of chivalrous and elegant, it is okay to let off any hair. It is not really common sense that sophisticated adult men will completely tie their hair to the top of their heads.Parents who suffer from body, hair, skin and skin do not seem to have any restraints on the deviant martial arts people. Probably wounded and bleeding are all attempts, and it is really normal for young people not to grow beards?Situ Jing, who from time to time coerces and lures Mrs. Xiong to tell more about her knowledge, also secretly decides that if she really finds a stepfather for Dudu, well, it is better to find a martial arts man who can stand alone, has long hair and a face as clean as jade.

Dudu raised his head to look at Yin Ji with a good temper, Qing Lingling's big eyes were slightly bent, and he asked what he was going to do as if he could talk.

Yin Ji's complexion seems to have softened, and her voice seems to have a bit of feminine tenderness: "Dudu, why do you like martial arts so much? Don't you feel tired?"

Dudu didn't answer, and turned his head to look at Situ Jing and Mrs. Xiong strangely, probably not understanding why he was asked this question when they met for the first time.Well, being vigilant is a good thing; Situ Jing bit the bullet and said: "This is mother's master and Dudu's elder; Dudu must respect you."

... The elder Xiong Niang, who had never been educated to respect, broke another corner of the table with a sad "click".

Situ Jing said that people who are old and disrespectful, who always destroy things in front of Dudu and set a bad example, have no self-knowledge at all.She was very self-aware and kept telling Dudu: Don't learn from a mother who has an irregular schedule and sleeps in bed. Dudu should go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy.

This is also one of the reasons why Mrs. Xiong always doubted that she could give birth to Situ Jing so well.

What about the face?

Dudu thought for a while before answering: "I don't particularly like it, but not everyone has the opportunity to practice martial arts. If Dudu has the conditions to practice martial arts, he must do it to the end. In the future, it should not be good to protect martial arts and not take martial arts seriously. Aunt Qin." Yes, although Situ Jing didn't teach Dudu inner martial arts, she has been teaching Dudu the basics with Mrs. Xiong; she still has some scruples, after all, she still has a stamp of "waiting for observation".But to take advantage of the loophole, Dudu's body has memorized the inner strength circulation route of Shenshui Palace's superior martial arts. Although it is not as effective as active practice, it circulates automatically every day, and Dudu's inner strength also slowly rises.When the internal energy value is rising, the small courtyard is only so big; Dudu already knows that "Aunt Qin" is actually the father of the mother, so strange, it is obviously different from other uncles and grandpas (⊙o⊙)!

... Both "Mother" and "Aunt Qin" who didn't practice martial arts seriously were cast a deep look by the jellyfish Yin Ji.

Situ Jing tremblingly wanted to argue that she should be separated from the people next to her. She could still exercise for an hour every day, and she could also cross-legged to practice internal strength!Although the diligence index is not as good as Dudu, it can't be said that there is no, uh, practice martial arts seriously.

But there was no chance, Yin Ji didn't want to take another look, she quickly turned her eyes away, her expression seemed to have finally made up her mind: "Would Dudu be willing to practice martial arts with... grand master; let alone your mother's martial arts, your talent It's very good, and it can endure hardships, it's really a good seedling, Grand Master can't bear to delay you."

Dudu shook his head incomprehensibly: "No, my mother said that even if you don't practice a martial art to the extreme, you can become a master. Dudu practice it seriously."

Yin Ji glanced again at Situ Jing, who was trying to remember when she casually used the theory of Jin Yong's world to answer Dudu's question from Gu Long's world.

"...Your mother's words are somewhat reasonable. But there are two points to be corrected. First, the secret book is not good enough. Even if you practice diligently for the rest of your life, you will not be able to practice a master, unless you can live for hundreds of years; second, teach People who have only half a bottle of water themselves will only mislead their children."

Situ Jing, who had half a bottle of water, slowly lowered his head.

"You can practice mine, I'm a teacher." Xiong Niangzi suddenly spoke weakly.

Yin Ji didn't even want to look out of the corner of her eye for this person who couldn't beat Situ Jing, who hadn't been trained yet.

Dudu, who has always had an invisible tendency to pursue perfection within the scope of his ability, couldn't help but said with some yearning: "Then...will you come to teach me martial arts every day?"

Yin Ji was stunned: "No, I want to take you back to Shenshui Palace, your mother's teacher's school; it's not far from here, you can come back every month to see your mother and... well, if you I still want to see other people. If your mother wants to be good for you, she will not object. Since you have stepped into the rivers and lakes with half a foot, you must be the top person in the rivers and lakes. I guess although you are young, you also I've always had such vague thoughts." He smiled slightly as he spoke.Really looking...so handsome.

Situ Jing, who was named, didn't know what to say for a while, and she was a little confused.In fact, she has always thought that self-protection is enough for martial arts, and it is more important to live a relaxed life; but Yin Ji is right, Dudu is actually a child with a lot of pursuit, it seems that he is born to be loved by heaven, and he is born unwilling to be mediocre .When Dudu listens to stories, he never likes to listen to the gossip of the three religions and the nine streams. What he loves most is the anecdotes about the tyrants in the world and no one dares to compete.

She asked Dudu why?

Dudu said, I always feel that the things that some people pursue all their lives are never important to the whole world; while those very powerful people care about everyone even if they lose something.Dudu felt that he was more concerned about this, and it sounded more interesting.

Although she told Dudu that it was because your "Aunt Qin" basically knew about it from places like teahouses, and those storytellers had to make up twists and turns and ups and downs in order to attract people's attention.

But it still didn't dispel Dudu's interest.

Yin Ji, who may have been secretly paying attention to these things, knows about them, or maybe they don't.But the important thing is that Situ Jing knows.

Situ Jing actually didn't want to send Dudu to Shenshui Palace, which had always only accepted girls and had all kinds of strict and deformed rules; she never thought of being separated from Dudu at such a young age.We can only see each other once a month, so what should she do? The purpose of her staying here is just toot.But she didn't know if it was the best for Dudu; she couldn't seem to be so selfish.Since she gave birth to Dudu, she is not only responsible for Dudu's health, she is also responsible for what kind of person Dudu has become and what kind of life he will have.

Everyone hopes that their children will become dragons and phoenixes, but she never wants to force Dudu; but if only dragons and phoenixes can roam the sky freely, she shouldn't block the ambitious Dudu.

However, at this time, it was Mrs. Xiong who couldn't help but strongly object: "Yin Ji! You can't be so selfish! You never thought of telling me when Jing'er was born! Now it's Dudu's turn, who has been taking care of Dudu all this time. It's all me, why do you even bother to ask me? I know you look down on me, of course you look down on me, your martial arts is probably unmatched in the world. But you know it yourself, you know what you are like .I just won’t let you bring Dudu back to your Shenshui Palace. Ha, you know what kind of territory you are. You raised Dudu among those little ladies like Jing’er. Do you want to raise a second Jinger?"

Situ Jing on the side couldn't help leaning upstairs without focusing on the point: "What's wrong with me?"

Xiong Niangzi replied concisely without looking at it: "I always feel that you are not normal."

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God! Hey! Hey!Take a look at your unconventional women's clothing. Is it appropriate for you to say that? !

No matter how you look at it, she is the most normal one here, okay?Except toot.

Jellyfish Yinji, who hadn't finished accepting the huge shock that Mrs. Xiong would almost directly expose her Jinger's birth mother, saw the two of them exposing each other's faults in front of them and quarreling...

Well, no matter what, hehe, she thinks that she is more suitable for raising Dudu than these two unreliable ones.

Look, Dudu next to her is not surprised, she is holding the pomegranate bowl, winking, blinking and smiling; seeing her looking over, she even handed the bowl over generously...?