[Sword Ranbu Flat Pack] Sugar Me

*Writtenby Xicheng

*big bag flat x her

*Talk about the troubles of new dads

*Modern AU as always, sugar as always

* There are private facilities, there are OOC, there are really many

*There may be a follow-up - not really likely

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"Sir, your wife has given birth to a son, and you are going to be a father!"

"What? My wife gave birth to a father!" After hearing this, Da Baoping, who had been waiting outside the operating room for a long time, wept with joy, "Great, I'm going to be a son!"

Bao Hei, the second son of the Kobitae family, wanted a daughter, and so did his wife.So when his wife, who was nearly [-] years old, became pregnant, he immediately started actively preparing things that the little girl would use.

To be precise, they are things that he thinks little girls will use, such as pink and tender furniture and toys, and children's styles of lo skirts that his wife likes.

His wife was delighted by his sincerity and enthusiasm.On the contrary, it was his elder brother Yingmaru, who was still single, who once again complained about him, saying that he was unconsciously being stupid again.But this time, Da Baoping, who is the father-to-be, was not angry. Instead, he raised his two sharp eyebrows in a showy manner, and asked triumphantly, "Are you jealous?"

"To be honest, there is a little bit, but that's not what I want to express at the moment." Sitting on the soft sofa in the lounge with his tall brother, the handsome young man with green hair and green eyes took a sip of warmth. Hot and mellow tea, "I mean, don't you worry that you will give birth to a son in the end?"

"This……"

"Could it be that you haven't thought about this question at all?" Ying Wan, who didn't get an unexpected answer, couldn't hold back her laughter, and the tea in the teacup in her hand was still shaking because of it, "Very good, my 'Da Baoping observed Diary' has new material available."

Da Baoping, who was only thinking about a better life in the future, didn't take his elder brother's words to heart.But when his wife really gave birth to a seven-pound baby boy, he remembered what Yingwan had said to him at that time, and frowned and thought about it for a long time.When his wife woke up after the caesarean section, he immediately held the eggplant-like baby in front of her, tried to straighten his face, and told the truth: "Sorry, it's a boy, not the daughter you want."

"The boy is fine too." Looking at the wrinkled face of the newborn, her dark almond eyes were already filled with the light and heat of a mother's love, "But you obviously prepared so many things for your daughter before... Pity."

"it does not matter."

"That's right, maybe I can have a daughter next time."

"No... idiot, that's not what I mean. But, to be honest, I don't think we should have any more children in the future." Unknowingly, a heavy nasal voice was added to his not very fluent speech , "You worked so hard during pregnancy, and your stomach was cut open in the end, and now you look so bad, I really can't bear it."

Suddenly feeling something, she turned her eyes away from the child, and cast her eyes on the other's handsome and tough face, but immediately noticed the reddish blobs on the other's cheeks and the clear water in the eyes.

"Also, even if I don't count the things that other girls will use, can he always wear those little skirts at home?" Very flustered, he jumped his eyes from his wife's cheeks to the child's forehead. Ping tried his best to suppress the ferocious tears that were about to burst out, "His father, I have worn your red and white babydoll!"

"So..." She stretched out her hand and patted the other person's broad shoulders lightly. She couldn't help but narrowed her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth. "Should we train him to be a master of women's clothing?"

"That's not what I mean either!" After hearing what his wife said, Da Baoping slightly raised his voice, looking extremely flustered, "Well...cough cough, we also need to respect our children's wishes more, and don't blindly expect our own expectations. forced upon him."

"what?"

"It is also necessary to let him learn to be independent as soon as possible, and to give him enough love, to love him tenderly and strictly."

"You speak very well, but..." Although she covered her mouth and nose with interest, she still laughed more and more arrogantly, and even patted the other person's shoulder with her other free hand, "Although You have been telling me that you are extremely talented in raising children, so you don’t need to learn anything specially, but you really did learn something amazing, right? At least read some amazing parenting books? "

"I do not have!"

"Lying is a very bad behavior, and parents, as role models for their children, should not lie."

"I'm sorry." After meeting the eyes of his wife who was laughing like crazy for a while, he looked at the inexplicably well-behaved frail baby in his arms again, lowered his head very seriously, and even wanted to bow politely, "I will never do this again!"

The son's big eyes are black and bright, covered with inexplicable and vivid watery light, almost exactly the same as his wife's.And his head is covered with lush and eye-catching red hair, but because it is too soft and slender, it can't be said to be similar to Da Baoping's.

"Oh my God, you're growing so fast." Dabao Ping, whose wife couldn't come home from a business trip, just happened to be able to stay at home perfectly, said thoughtfully while rubbing his son's unusually cute red hair Said, "You will definitely be as strong, smart, brave, and handsome as me in the future."

Blinking a pair of watery eyes, a certain little baby who can't speak very much stared at him intently, opened his mouth and spoke—strictly speaking, "Wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah?"

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah". You really look like your mother."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?"

"No, it just so happens that your mother is not here these days, that is, my wife is not here. I want to teach you something so that I can surprise her when she comes home."

"Wow wow wow wow?"

"Fortunately, I have already prepared those picture books that can teach you about animals. I really have the foresight. I am awesome." He opened the "Little Baby Learns to Talk" that he found somewhere, and he was in a happy mood He continued to preach, "Come, come, let Dad teach you to recognize small animals and teach you how to speak."

It's a pity that after a while, the ambitious educational action has not yet succeeded, but he, the executor of the action, has gradually developed other thoughts, pointing his index finger to the cute little pink pig drawn on a certain page of the picture book, which has a clear meaning He taught his son, "Mom."

After staring at the cartoon-style mammal for a while, Mr. Da Baoping's own son didn't look at him, but also pointed at the pig with his soft and short fingers, and made a soft and sweet sound :"dad."

"No, it's mom."

"dad."

"It's mom!"

"Father!" The still-young chubby little baby is extremely stubborn, unafraid of power, and is quite similar to Da Baoping, who always confronted his parents when he was a child—and now often confronts his brothers, "Dad...Dad, Dad !"

"I said it was mom..."

"Dad! Dad—Dad—"

"No, you are really my son, aren't you? But how can you be like your mother, know how to get angry with me?" Feeling a little confused and irritable, but also wanting to laugh more than before, Da Baoping rubbed his hard head Thick straight red hair, "I even suspect that you are possessed by your mother."

And at the next moment, he turned a page of the picture book placed in front of his son, only to see his son actively pointing to the pink-eyed little white rabbit on the page, and said softly and sweetly again: "Mom."

"Mother?"

"mom!"

"Are you serious?" Da Baoping's eyes widened in disbelief, and he was silent for a long time, then pointed to the ferocious tiger on the same page as the little rabbit, "This is the mother! You have to trust Dad, this Just like my mother!"

After hearing this, the cute kid who didn't understand what his father said in detail raised his head, and while pointing at the tiger, he looked at him in confusion: "Daddy?"

"I'm not a tiger, obviously your mother is, she is the top of our family's food chain." Continuing to point at a ferocious but cute super predator, Da Baoping decided to stick to it, " Mother!"

"dad?"

"This is not Dad."

"father!"

"No..." couldn't help rubbing his hair with his broad hands, Da Baoping was very desperate, "Dad is really not a tiger!"

Seeing this situation, his only son—the only son who will soon have a younger sister due to his wife's wish was stunned, then turned the page in front of him again, and pointed to the cute and round little pink pig again: " dad!"

Finish