what a good man

This makes sense, Liu Bang has always been very lucky, but this time... Fan Zeng's death completely angered Xiang Yu, not to mention keeping Xingyang, even whether Liu Bang can escape safely is a problem.

"Your Majesty, the only solution for now is to give up Xingyang." Chen Ping nodded his eyebrows, and continued, "The green hills are still there, and the fire is endless."

"This—" Speaking of giving up Xingyang, Liu Bang was a little unwilling, and looked at Zhang Liang for help, "Zifang, is there really no other way?"

"Your Majesty, what Lieutenant Chen said is true, the green mountains are still there, and the fire is endless."

"Okay then." Liu Bang sighed, "But when Xinxin and Xinxin took so many soldiers, but they couldn't defend Xiao Xingyang, I would be laughed at by him."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, General Han is not that kind of person."

"He is that kind of person. He will laugh at me in his heart. Although he doesn't say it, he will definitely laugh at me in his heart."

"..."

"Well, I have something to say."

I interrupted this old His Majesty Liu's self-concern about the issue of face, and reminded him not to be so optimistic. Chen Ping and Zhang Liang said it easily, but as for how to escape, it is still a serious topic.

"King Xiang's siege of Xingyang has increased several times. Even the dead corners that he neglected to guard against before have been replenished, which shows his determination. It is not an easy task to escape. May I ask His Majesty the King of Han to know martial arts?" Are you a top expert?"

"……Won't."

"What about Qinggong?"

"……Won't."

"Then it seems that we can only drill a hole." Drill a hole and bury yourself, so as not to be boiled by Xiang Yu.

"Zifang, is it too late to dig a hole and escape?"

"There is not much food and grass left in the city, and the tunnel cannot be completed in a few days. Your Majesty, this plan should be inappropriate." Zhang Liang thought for a while, and denied this plan.

I twisted my neck and found that Chen Ping was staring at me with piercing eyes.

That look was a bit strange and chilling.

I took a step to the left, and his eyes followed me to the left.I took a step to the right, and his eyes followed me to the right.

"I said, what are you looking at?" I said with some displeasure.

Chen Ping rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "You and Ah Mo look too much alike, really too much alike, good, very good."

"Well, you big-headed ghost, if I don't look like Ah Mo at all, how can I sneak into Xingyang?"

"My lord Zhang, I'm usually a little shy and I'm not familiar with the soldiers in the army. I want to ask you, is there anyone in the army who looks like His Majesty?" Chen Ping's eyes lit up again, "Wise Master Zhang, who is very powerful, please don't tell me that you don't have one."

"I don't know about that." Zhang Liang shook his head and said.

Liu Bang stroked his beard suspiciously and said, "Are you kidding me, how can I be so handsome in the army? It's too hard to find, right? Lieutenant Chen, don't force others to make things difficult."

At this moment, someone came to report that General Fan Kuai had arrived.

General Fan Kuai was a man of five ranks and three rough men. He was down-to-earth and knew the situation of the soldiers of the Han army quite well. When he heard Chen Ping's question, he immediately said, "I know a guy named Ji Xin who looks a little handsome, like Your Majesty."

"Dog meat, what nonsense are you talking about! Can that kid Ji Xin be as handsome as I am? You are not ashamed to speak!"

"...Your Majesty is wrong, His Majesty is the most handsome." Fan Kui was obviously telling nonsense out of conscience, his face turned red, "But Ji Xin and His Majesty are very similar in body, physique and appearance. But he does not have His Majesty's 72 moles on his thigh."

"Of course, is this a treasure that everyone can have?" Liu Bang was as proud as a pheasant when he mentioned his 72 moles.

72 moles, all on one leg - how disgusting is that? ==

Zhang Liang asked: "Does Lieutenant Chen mean—"

Chen Ping nodded: "Just as Mr. Zhang thought."

Fan Kuai and Liu Bang didn't understand, so they looked at each other face to face: "What do they mean?"

I thought about it: "It seems that I plan to sacrifice that unlucky guy named Ji Xin. These days, bumping into faces is also a mistake."

"This is not a sacrifice." Chen Ping raised his eyebrows and said, "It is Ji Xin's honor to sacrifice for His Majesty."

I asked back, "Then why didn't you make the sacrifice? You said it as if you were envious."

Chen Ping sighed and said: "It's all my fault for my parents, who didn't accumulate good deeds and made me handsome. If I can be a little bit similar to Your Majesty, I will have a chance to help His Majesty solve problems. My Majesty, I My king, Ping is willing to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire for you, and go down from the blue to the underworld for you."

Damn it, Chen Ping, please don't be so disgusting, it's disgusting and creepy. ...Ah hey, Liu Laosan, don't cry all the time, he's just talking casually, if it really is his turn, he will definitely run away, he doesn't care about you.

"Xiao Chen, I want to reward you with money."

"Your Majesty." Chen Ping's lips trembled excitedly.

"Xiao Chen, I want to promote you."

"Your Majesty..." Chen Ping's hands trembled excitedly.

"Xiao Chen, I want to reward you with some more beauties to relax for you."

"Your Majesty..." Chen Ping's legs also trembled excitedly.

... This blinding scene even changed Fan Kui's face.

Zhang Liang coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Letting Ji Xin pretend to be His Majesty to surrender to the Chu camp may alleviate the temporary danger, but Xingyang is surrounded by Chu troops on all sides, how can we lead His Majesty to break through safely? "

"It's very simple. Lead the Chu army from the other three gates to the east gate, and then break through the gate with the least troops. It will be safe."

"The Chu army has strict military discipline. How can the Chu army from the other three sects gather at the east gate?"

"Master Zhang, I think you can also think of my plan. It's just that although you can think of it, you will never be willing to think about it." Chen Ping said with a smile, "Women love to lie to men, and men love to play with women. The truth that will not change when you go to the ends of the world. The Chu army has strict military discipline? No matter how disciplined the army is, it is also composed of men. As long as they are men, their nature will not change."

"...Maybe there are other ways."

"Your Majesty, there is no room for delay in this matter, please leave it to my minister as soon as possible."

"It's on you, Xiao Chen, I'm relying on you."

"My minister will live up to His Majesty's entrustment."

Chen Ping and Fan Kui quickly resigned, and Zhang Liang and I also returned to his residence.

A touch of melancholy appeared on Zhang Liang's face. He stared at the dim sunset and said softly, "Ah Zhen, I'm afraid it won't be peaceful tonight."

I chewed the few tea cakes left, and said vaguely: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, and I will protect you. I am willing to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire for you, and go down to the underworld for you."

"Really?"

"Fake." I swallowed the last sip of tea cake and said with a smile, "You are no worse than me in martial arts now, why do you need my protection? You are not a child anymore."

"Then I will protect Ah Zhen."

"That's okay, I have the ability to protect myself, and besides, you still have to protect Liu Laosan." I stood up, stretched my waist, and said quietly, "Your future and ambition are all bet on him, Don't waste all your previous efforts. Chen Ping's lightness skills are good, but his martial arts are scumbags. He cares most about himself. He is not a person who will sacrifice himself to save others, you should understand."

Zhang Liang was silent, and after a while, I said again: "Don't be so serious, Chen Ping has a lot of dirty tricks, you must be fine."

"You...Ah Zhen, are you saying that you won't leave with me?"

"Zhang Liang, I'm from Chuying, I have to go back."

Although it is almost a betrayal.

"Fan Zeng is dead now. If you return to Chuying, Xiang Yu will never let you go, and you—I will never let you go back." Zhang Liang paused, his eyes rolled, and he said firmly, "Even if If you tie it with a rope, I will definitely tie you away."

Damn it, this kid has grown up now, where did this nonsense come from?

Sure enough, the atmosphere in the Han camp was not right.

"I still want to tie you with a rope, and I'll slap you to death." I said angrily, "My son is lucky and fateful, how could something happen? Die Zhang San, open a crow's mouth. You know, I love life the most." .”

"You have never cherished your life at all, and you are always doing dangerous things. Fan Zeng is dead, he can't fulfill any promises to you, and you don't owe him anything. Ah Zhen, stay by my side, In the future, I will definitely return you a general's mansion that is more gorgeous than before, a general's mansion that is more gorgeous than ever before. As long as you like it, Ah Zhen."

... In this case, it is said that Wei Zhuang also made a promise to Honglian.

But it is also said that it did not materialize.

Is it the general's mansion?The gorgeous general's mansion, the more gorgeous general's mansion than ever... It's too exaggerated, it's not like what Zhang Liang can say, the simple and simple Zhang Kaidi and Zhang Ping will be very angry if they know about it.

"Are you serious?"

"Really." Zhang Liang nodded, took me into his arms, and whispered in my ear, "Ah Zhen's wish, let me realize it."

I stretched out my hands and hugged his waist tightly. At that moment, I suddenly remembered the time when I took advantage of him many years ago. I crossed the desk and hugged his waist in the same way.

It's just that it was from the back then, and now it's from the front.

The hand feeling is the same, and he can't get fat all the time.

"It's all bones, and it doesn't feel comfortable at all." I let go of my hand and complained, "It's better for you to be a cook. Watch the shopkeeper Ding cook and eat secretly. He's wide and fat, Ziming It can bounce back when it hits him, but if it hits you, it will definitely make you shake your head."

Zhang Liang touched my forehead with his hand, and said helplessly, "Nonsense again."

"I have seen with my own eyes,