everything for the mother star

?You are greeted by a very kind-looking middle-aged man, dressed like a security guard.After confirming your purpose and identity, he takes you to a number machine to get a number plate.The consultation desk looked very deserted, and the security guards were used as receptionists.A few seconds after you got the number plate, you heard the sound of a loudspeaker calling.

[Please ask Ms. No. 1 Kaneko to consult room No. 1.Please, Ms. Kaneko No. 1, come to Consulting Room No. 1. 】

So you are the only one to consult!

You pushed open the door of Consulting Room [-].The interior decoration is very simple, but the chairs and everything look very comfortable.Sitting behind the table was a middle-aged woman with a very kind face. She was in good condition, and she was a little short (what qualifications do you have to say about others).Do you think she has the same temperament as the uncle in front, maybe it is a relationship between husband and wife or brother and sister?

"Please sit down. My name is Sarah, and I am the counselor here." Seeing you coming in, the middle-aged woman straightened her posture and gave you a 'please' gesture.Just as you were about to sit down, you stood up immediately, squinting at Sarah.

"Tsk, have you been discovered so soon?" The middle-aged woman's painting style suddenly twitched, and then she returned to the track of "consultant": "Okay, I won't do anything. You can sit down with peace of mind .”

You sit down.

If it was just now, if you sat down, something would poke out from the back of the chair cushion.The reason why you didn't sit down was because there was a feeling of being targeted where the chrysanthemum should have been.

... where the chrysanthemum should have been.

Your caution trembled, oops, I almost forgot to transform it back.

Now you are still a real white tiger girl.

No, now is not the time to think about this.You look at Sarah seriously, there is a fee for consulting here: "It's the first time we meet, my name is Jin Zi."

"Don't you care? About my sneak attack." Sarah saw that you didn't have any unpleasant expressions, and was a little curious: "Your asshole almost exploded just now."

"I care." You answered honestly.Seeing that Sarah was eager to try, you added: "I will change seats with you when I come again."

Sarah's expression suddenly became weary.

She really is a woman who puts everything on her face.

"About the career direction, it's actually a good choice. Bounty hunters, bonus hunters, and treasure hunters are more popular choices offline." Sarah began to introduce to you: "A bounty hunter is a substitute for money. Work. Oh, this is a little different from contract hunters. Contract hunters are hunters similar to bodyguards, hired by powerful people or other hunters, and tasks are related to specific signed contracts. Bounty hunters receive A job issued within the Hunter Association."

A job issued within the Hunter Association?Sounds the same as beating enemy Hakka kids for homework.You don't ask: "What is the specific task?"

"There are many kinds. For example, did you see the old man in the elevator? His task is to watch the elevator."

"..." What is this sudden low feeling?

Seeing that you didn't speak, Sarah guessed that you were not interested, so she continued to introduce: "Bonus hunters, also known as blacklist hunters, are hunters who specialize in catching wanted people. As for treasure hunters, they are hunters who dig up treasures in the world. Because if you find it, you can get a certain share, and many hunters are willing to do this job." Lasha pushed some relevant information in front of you: "See if you are interested."

"Is there any other choice?" You are not too interested in these few.You want to find a way to make money while lying down without fighting (????).

"Ah..." Sarah didn't mind that you were a difficult customer.It must have been a long time since no one came to consult me, but suddenly you came and she was very motivated: "Then what are your hobbies? For example, music, playing the piano or flute or something?"

You shake your head.

"Do you like Fantastic Beasts? Is it satisfying to see new and novel things?"

You thought about it, and answered carefully one by one: "I don't like magical animals, and different races cannot mate/mate. If you like it, you also like humans. As for seeing novel things, the first reaction is to be defensive rather than satisfied."

You think you're on point, but Sarah's smile stiffens.He took out a pen and paper and began to take notes, looking very professional.

"Uh... so what's your IQ, do you have the charisma? Are you interested in technology?"

You want to say that you have a high IQ.But thinking of the Aruba big-backed moose, your words turned around: "IQ...not bad. I like teamwork, but I don't like being a leader. I'm not good at technology."

Sarah makes a few more notes, then asks you, "Do you like shiny things? Gemstones, diamonds, etc. Do you like the sea?"

You think of Lux Stone and the tornado at sea.

"I like it if it's worth the money. I don't like the sea, it's dangerous."

After several questions, Sarah didn't seem to get the answer she wanted.She asked you helplessly: "Then what are you good at? You don't need to tell me your reading ability. But can you tell me your department?"

"Enhancement system. Can fight." You said directly, as for your ability to read...: "It is also very resistant to fighting."

You see Sarah's eyes light up.

"Strengthen the system...it's very resistant to fighting..." She began to flip through the previous notes: "I don't like alone activities, I love money and don't like to move (really can focus on the key points)..." She raised her head suddenly: "How much do you have?" Durable?"

You thought about it quickly, and replied: "If you just use fists and kicks, you won't die no matter how you hit it. The premise is that you don't hit your face."

"Is it okay if the arms and legs are torn off?!"

"It can grow longer." Thinking of the pain, you frowned: "But I don't like it very much."

"Miss Jinzi." After a long time of typing, Sarah raised her head excitedly and said to you: "Congratulations!! You have developed a new option for hunter career selection! I just did a market research for it, and the response is very high. High!"

Eh?What, you don't quite understand.

"A brand new job that no hunter has ever had before... It is tailor-made for you!"

"Specifically...?" Why do you have a bad feeling...

"Punting Barrel Hunter!!!"

"Hey?!"

"You can find someone to beat you!" Sarah said excitedly.

Why do you feel so unhappy when you hear this...

Realizing that what she said was not quite right, Sarah quickly reorganized her words, and the excitement in her tone remained undiminished: "The so-called punching bag hunter is someone who pays you to be beaten. Everyone has their own bad temper. Well, sometimes there is no place to vent, and you can't easily kill people. At this time, if you have a punching bag. This is an untapped market in the hunter's field!!! Your mind ability should be related to self-healing .You can bill by the hour, no, by the minute! Get paid first, get beaten later!"

This way of making money is really too low! ! ! ! ! ! ! (yes!!!!!!)

…but why do you feel a little bit about yourself? (excuse me????!!!!!!)

"Since it is a new field that has not been explored." You said: "As long as you have achieved certain achievements in your own field, you can be promoted to a one-star hunter, right?"

Sarah looked at you in surprise.But she didn't despise you, but replied very seriously: "Yes. That's true. Especially when you face the punching bag provided by the hunters... the survival rate is still very low. I think you can keep alive forever. It’s an achievement. After you accept ten orders, go to the Star Rising Department to submit the application form and try it out. It’s best to find some famous big guys in the industry to beat you up. If you survive this way, the gold content will be higher!”

What she said makes sense!You take it for granted. (=口=?! Hello!!!)

Sarah gave you a form to fill in relevant information and ideas for new areas, and then faxed it to somewhere.

It didn't take long before you got a reply.

You have successfully transferred!

From a professional hunter to a professional punching bag hunter!

You feel that you have a goal in life and a direction to fight for!

You now need to apply for a new number and buy a new mobile phone with dual cards and dual standby.In this way, the private number can be used to communicate with friends, and the new number can receive orders.

Oh, it's such a great feeling to run your own business. You seem to be able to see the future of making money every day.

You thanked Sarah, paid the consultation fee, and went out to the nearest carrier to get a new SIM card and a different phone.

Everything is ready, you call Sarah and tell her that the new number can be registered on the official hunter website.

It didn't take long for the first call to your new number.

"Hi, hello. This is the Gold Punching Bag Service Center." You wanted to look professional, and just as you walked out of the Telecom Service Center, you improvised a name for yourself.

"Oh! Hello. My name is Pariston." There was a nice male voice on the phone.Listening to his voice, you can imagine a man with a good-looking appearance and behavior as a gentleman. It is hard to imagine that such a person needs this kind of service.Sure enough, everyone has their own bad temper.

Sitting at his desk, Pariston looked at the newly added 'Punching Bag Hunter' under the hunter occupation box on the computer screen, followed by only the name 'Gold'.Click to open is a very cute girl's face ID photo and related information.

ah.Once I see cute things, I want to hurt them for no reason.

"Are you a big guy?" You asked.

"Big guy?" Pariston responded for a moment, laughed heartily a few times, and was habitually modest: "I don't dare to be a big guy, but..."

"Dududu-"

…This is.

Did you get hung up on the phone?

You sighed, and pulled the number just now into the blacklist.

Finding ten big names... is really difficult.

correct!Hisoka!

Hisoka is a big guy!The strength is the strongest among those with the ability to read.

You remember everyone's phone number on the private phone very clearly, and you immediately dialed it with the new number.It's official business!

"Hey~ who~" Hisoka's familiar voice came over, the background sound was music with a strong rhythm, and there were cheers from people.Maybe in a club.

"This is the Gold Punching Bag Service Center." You said solemnly.Someone as aggressive as Hisoka must be interested.

Sure enough, after hearing your voice, Hisoka seems to have moved to a relatively quiet position.Although the noise can still be heard faintly, it is relatively quiet.

"Did you know that psychologists have developed a formula for happiness." It is said on the Internet that if you want to have good performance, you must first have a good marketing method.You decide to use reason and reason to impress potential buyers on both sides.

"...Huh?" Hisoka was a little confused, but he still responded.

"Total happiness index = innate genetic quality + acquired environment + psychological power that you can actively control. That is what we call H=S+C+V. If you have psychological pressure, you must dispatch it in time, otherwise you will hold it in your heart will not be happy."

"….so?"

"So." You paused: "Do you want to hit me?"

"Does Xiao Jinzi want to fight? Hmm, I'm happy to accompany you." Hisoka's attitude became more positive.

"It's not a fight. It's you, fight, me." You correct Hisoka.

"..." Hisoka was silent for a while, and then said with a little regret, "Has Xiao Jinzi lost his love~"

"It's not." You said, "I'm trying to open up a new way of professional hunter. It's called professional punching bag hunter." Considering that Hisoka might not want to hit you because the fee is too high, this is the first business again, You gritted your teeth: "Friendship is priced at one nun. I'll hit you for 3 minutes, anytime you want, no slaps in the face."

"..." Hisoka was silent for a while, and then said decisively, "No."

"Eh? Why!"

"What I enjoy is the fun of fighting. I don't have any interest in beating people one-sidedly. But I didn't expect that Xiao Jinzi is a dick~"

"What is shaking M?"

"You really want someone to beat you, don't you?"

Although this may sound a bit inconsistent, it is true that your current occupation is like this: "Yes."

"So you are shaking M~ah. Although I am not interested, someone I know must be very interested~" Hisoka's voice is still so magnetic, it can really make people cry.It's a pity that you, who have seen him stepping on high heels in a clown suit, have already stereotyped your association with this magnetic voice.

Although Hisoka didn't do business with you, but he said he would introduce someone to you, you quickly walked out of a bit of frustration: "Who?"

"It's Shaking S~ It's Shaking S who especially likes to hurt others to get pleasure. I'll send you his phone number. Contact yourself~" Finished.Hisoka hung up the phone.

You waited patiently on the phone, and within a few minutes, Hisoka sent a number.

This number looks familiar.

You squinted.Opened the phone numbers of the friends.

It's Feitan.

Hisoka and Feitan know each other?

Right.Hisoka used to be a member of the Phantom Troupe. (Because of the Butterfly Effect, the plot changed to Hisoka who later challenged Kuroro and tore off the spider tattoo. Kuroro told Hisoka the fact that he couldn't use Nian. He also said that if Hisoka could find the nemesis master, he would Fight with Hisoka after recovering. As for why Hisoka, who should be in GI, can answer the phone now, let’s just use the 'leave' card as he wants to come out and experience life. ==)

You and Fei Tan have not been separated for a long time. When Fei Tan left, he was still in a bad mood. You are not sure what mood Fei Tan is in now.

You call from the new number, and the reply is an empty number.You used a private number to call, but it worked.

It appears to be encrypted.

"Hello?" Fei Tan answered your call without emotion.

"Well, I heard from Hisoka that you are shaking S?"

"...what do you want to say."

"Actually, I'm Shaking M!" You shouted loudly.