[Hokage] Between a dream and a square inch

? "Hashirama! Sprout."

"Hashirama! Flowering."

"Hashirama! Build a house."

"If you plant a Hashirama in spring, will you harvest it in autumn? No, definitely not, otherwise it will be a disaster."

Zhujian watched Yuyue sitting on the stone and giving orders calmly, and felt the urge to hold down the other party immediately and beat him to death.

In summer, the water of the river is clear and clear, reflecting the azure blue of the sky.Floating white clouds are crowded together, and there are figures of flying birds flying by in the low sky.Occasionally, the water waves are slightly rippling due to the wind, and when the fragmented leaves fall on the water surface, small ripples appear.On a sunny day without rain, Ugetsu seemed to be in a good mood.

"Uzuki, take a break." Hashirama said very considerately: "It's not interesting to always look at the wood."

"Then you bloom." Yuyue retracted her hand on the stone, put it on her lap, and said, "It blooms on top of your head."

Between the pillars: ...

Flower tree world birth is not that useful!

And the flower tree world can't bloom on the top of the head!

"I can't drive it." Hashirama spread his hands to express helplessness.

"..." The corners of Yuyue's lips that were smiling just now sank immediately.

"It really can't be opened!" Hashirama waved his hand to explain, but the other party's smile had long since disappeared, leaving only a cold face.

Hashirama looked at her expression, walked up to her and squatted down, put his head in front of Yuyue, lowered his head and said: "You touch it." She was sitting on the stone, and when he squatted, he just reached her. chest.As soon as she stretched out her hand, she could put it on the top of Hashirama's head and ravage it wantonly.

Hashirama's exclusive killer weapon, Hei Changzhi.

Yuyue raised her hand, and the cuff half-covered on the back of her hand slid back, and grabbed it with the other hand as it slid down her wrist.She hesitated and put her hands on the top of Hashirama's head, then slid to the back of his head, then stretched out her hands, and wrapped them around his neck.

Hashirama was frightened by her actions, and wanted to push Yuyue away with some resistance, but stopped after hearing the other party's muttering words.

"you are mine."

"Hey, Yuzuki..." Hashirama whispered, pushing her arm: "It's a little tight."

"It's a pity, it won't bloom on the top of the head." Yuyue ignored his struggle and continued to wrap his neck around his neck.

Hashirama felt that this was not quite right.

He was squatting, she was sitting, she put her arms around his neck, and rubbed her head against his.Although it might just be her yearning for the watermelon head for a while, they are already past the age of twelve or thirteen years old when they can't even tell their gender.Yuyue is not the kid who just looks like a handsome young man.Although Yuyue has never had much resistance to gender...

Although men and women are different in structure, in her eyes, there may be no difference at all.

That's why I don't blush at all when I draw adult books, and I don't feel any emotion at all.It's just a normal human body anyway.

Back then, Zhu Jian was a little surprised when he heard her thoughts, but now he suddenly felt... It was time to reverse her wrong consciousness long ago.

Men and women are still different after all.

His thin arms were tightly wrapped around his neck, his forehead rested on Yuyue's shoulders, and those thin protruding bones could almost be felt.He tried his best to break free, took two steps back, and nervously touched his neck a few times with his hands behind his back.He raised his head and saw Yuyue's puzzled eyes, and he was at a loss and wanted to explain.

"That...hahaha... Yuzuki, let me tell you something." Holding his chin with his hands, he closed his eyes and said seriously: "This, someone should have taught you a long time ago. .Men and women are different."

"Of course I know." Yuyue looked at her empty hands and put them back on her lap.

"If you know, then you still do it! Do what you did just now!" Hashirama was a little annoyed, and didn't know what to say.

"Is there any problem?" Yuyue didn't realize that something was wrong at all.

"..." Hashirama sighed and held his forehead.

This guy still has no idea what the problem is.

Seeing Zhujian holding his forehead and refusing to raise his head, Yuyue waved to him and said, "Come here", wanting Zhujian to squat down as obediently as before, and let her wrap her neck around her neck.But now the other party didn't move no matter what, and even sighed deeply.

"What's wrong with you, like this." Yuyue asked.

"I'm just a little ninja." Hashirama let go of his hand on his forehead, and sighed again: "I don't know how to educate girls at all. Listen—men and women are different .This kind of intimate thing can't be done casually."

Hashirama imagined the scene of Yuyue pounced on seeing a man with excellent hair quality and hugged him fiercely and touched his head. At that time, he wanted to tear the imaginary object with the wooden escape immediately.It's really shameful to use the watermelon head to seduce the little girl.

"What intimate matter?" Yuyue frowned and said, "Touch your hair?"

"Uh..." Hashirama hesitated for a moment, and said, "No, that doesn't count. What I mean is...you can't hug other people casually like this."

"So that's the case." Yuyue looked at her hands and said with some disappointment.

"Also!!" Hashirama seemed to suddenly think of something: "The things in your picture books! No matter what page! What things! Don't do it! Absolutely not."

Yuyue recalled her paintings carefully, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "The gender distinction of human beings is really strange."

The paintings in the album were drawn by her according to the instructions of the owner of the painting house, but they were just some intertwined bodies, which looked like several entangled octopuses. She didn't think she would do it with others in the future this kind of thing.Isn't it fun to press together and turn around?

"The last point." Seeing Yuyue listening carefully, Zhu Jian suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart: "You don't need to wear men's clothing. Is it fun to make those girls mistakenly think that you are a man?"

"So it's men's clothing." Yuyue grabbed her neckline and looked in: "No wonder it doesn't fit well, and the oppressed chest feels very tense."

Hashirama watched her movements, and immediately pulled her hands off her neckline and put them back on her lap: "Don't you know if it's men's clothing?"

"When I was young, I changed the cloth and cut it myself. Later, when I went to buy ready-made clothes, the proprietress gave them to me directly." Yuyue replied.

Between the pillars: ...

——Is that because the proprietress regards you as a "handsome little brother"? !You don't even explain...

After finishing the education of gender enlightenment, Zhujian suddenly had the illusion that he had become a father in advance.

I don't have a younger sister in my family, and I seem to have picked up a little daughter outside...

"Hey, you've been here for a long time this time." Yuyue watched Zhu Jian start to lose consciousness, with a smirk gradually appearing on her face, and couldn't help waking him up by changing the topic: "Aren't you going? Go to the war."

As soon as this disappointing topic came up, it was like a basin of cold water, instantly waking up Hei Changzhi, the future patriarch who was still immersed in the fantasies of his father and daughter.He stood up, bent down, picked up a pebble from the river bank, and threw it towards the opposite bank.The stone brushed across the water several times and landed on the opposite bank, making a soft clacking sound.

"It's almost there. After the funeral over there, it's time to start the next war."

Hashirama looked at the pebble that fell to the opposite side and said.

The breeze that blew by shook his black hair that fell behind his shoulders, and a scattered soft petal was blown over his head by the wind and fell to Yuyue's feet.Yuyue bent down to pick up the delicate petals, stroked the edges of the petals, and whispered, "Come back safely."

"Of course." Hashirama turned his body sideways, looked at her appearance, and his words were not very confident.

Madara is getting stronger and stronger, and one day, Madara will become a ninja surpassing his father.Maybe one day, he will die under the knife of this childhood friend.He suddenly felt that he shouldn't say something like a safe return here, because he and Madara had talked about the dream of peace beside the Nanga River back then, but nothing has come true after many years.

"Hashirama." Yuyue held the petal in one hand and waved to him: "Come here."

Hashirama completely forgot how he resisted her beckoning just now, how he taught this girl about gender, and immediately walked over and knelt down quietly and lowered his head.Being bullied by the claws of Lushan all the year round, he has long forgotten Hei Changzhi's original pride...

The expected touching of the girl's claw did not appear, Yuyue placed the petals that had just been brought to her feet by the wind on top of Hashirama's head, pressed it, and said, "Look, Hashirama is blooming."

Between the pillars: ...

So that's why you called him here?For flowering?

"You..." Hashirama wanted to shake off the petals, but within a few words of protest, the other party wrapped his arms around his neck again, and pressed his head on his shoulder.She hugged him and murmured softly: "You have to come back safely, otherwise you won't be able to bloom."

Between the pillars: ...

So what she cares about is whether it can bloom or not?

Then he worked hard to educate for so long just now, but the other party didn't listen at all?

"Well, Yuzuki..." Hashirama turned her head hard and asked, "Do you remember what I taught you just now?"

"Of course I still remember." Yuyue's hand slid down his black hair: "Teach me not to do such intimate things with other people casually."

"Then you still..." There was a hint of relief in Zhujian's words: "Although you have memorized it anyway, you have to practice it... What you said just now, why are you doing it now..."

"But, you are not someone else." Yuyue's answer is very natural: "Don't you mean, tell me not to do this kind of thing with my men other than you? Don't hug them, kiss them, do those things Things in the album."

Between the pillars: ...

Well, it seems to make sense...

Hashirama couldn't refute for a while, so he quietly and simply gave up struggling...?