[Journey to the West] Trees fall

The Xitian tour group travels across mountains and rivers, across the oceans, eats and sleeps in the open, and cleanses the mind.

Today, Huifeng is warm and the sky is bright and clear.

Turning around a mountain, the five of them came across a small river.

The river water is clear, the cold waves are clear, there are shades of willows hanging by the river, and a few rafters of thatched huts are slightly exposed not far away.

"That must be the ferryman." Sand Monk said, and then got Tang Sanzang's instigation, raised his voice to call the boatman to take the ferry.

Su Jiu glanced at a worn-out stone tablet in the grass that had been mottled by wind and rain, smiled secretly, squeezed Wukong's palm calmly, and when he looked over, gave him a look of "follow me for a while" .

Wukong looked at the stele, on which the three characters "Zimu River" were engraved in big seal script, but he was still confused.However, my daughter-in-law is always right.With this thought in mind, Wukong moved towards Sujiu again, staying close to her, practicing what it means to "keep close".

Drifting shouted a few more times, and then the boatman hurriedly punted out, and after a closer look, he realized that the ferryman was actually a gray-haired lady!

Rao is a naive canopy, and his brows twitched unconsciously. Who would have thought that the ferryman was an old lady who was old enough to hold a great-grandson?

Fortunately, the few of them are also people who have seen the world, this little thing is just a matter of raising eyebrows.

The five of them got on the boat at once, and Drifting carefully counted five copper coins to the aunt, who was not too small, so she happily accepted it, and sent them to the other side.

Tang Sanzang didn't ask for a sip of river water until he got off the boat, Su Jiu was a little anxious, she couldn't care less about such an interesting scene, what's the point of Journey to the West? !

Shall I kick him into the river?Su Jiu guessed the depth of the river, thinking secretly.

Just when Sujiu was thinking about throwing Ao Lie into the river, Tang Sanzang suddenly asked Drifting Monk to fetch a pot of water.

Su Jiu cleared her throat, held back her laughter, held Wu Kong's hand in a serious manner, and walked forward bouncingly.

Because the sun was still early, they did not stop when they passed the village, but continued to move forward, and traveled westward for another thirty or forty miles, and finally reached the border of Xiliang.

Tang Sanzang sat on the horseback, took a sip of water vigorously, pointed to the town in front of him and said, "The city ahead is close, and the city is noisy. Let's go to the city to stay overnight."

When Drifting took back the water bottle, he also took a big gulp, and the canopy was about to step forward, but Su Jiu calmly pulled him back.

Although he didn't understand, Tianpeng was obedient, and he didn't ask any questions at the moment, and walked behind Tang Sanzang in silence.

"Is there something wrong with the water?" Wukong lowered his head and leaned into Sujiu's ear and asked.

Su Jiu nodded, her eyes were full of slyness: "You will know in a while."

Wukong pampered her little face, which he had managed to make round, and didn't ask how she knew, he just stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms.

Entering the city gate, looking around, there are all long skirts and short jackets, with pink faces and oily heads.Pedestrians and businessmen on the street, regardless of age, are all women.

The five of them stood on the street, very eye-catching.

All the women on the street looked over in unison, and then fell silent for a while, with the sound of heavy breathing on the street one after another.

"It's a man!" Someone shouted, like clockwork, waking everyone up.

In an instant, a dense crowd pressed towards them.

Σ(°△°|||)︴Tang Sanzang and others were stunned on the spot. Facing such a large group of women with green eyes, they didn't even have time to say "men and women can't understand" and were drowned in the crowd .

Even the slightly rough-looking Drifting Monk couldn't escape.

"Damn, who broke my beard!!!" Drifting's terrified voice came from the crowd, "Damn, don't pull my clothes!!!!"

"Benefactor!!!!!!! Shi Shi Shi Shi...Master!!!!!! Stop, benefactor!!!" Tang Sanzang's cry was accompanied by a crying sound.

But who cares?

Everyone in Xiliang Kingdom, who had never seen a man since their birth, had fallen into extreme excitement.

Sujiu hugged Wukong's waist, stood on the roof beside her, and started to continue with a smile.

Fortunately, the brother reacted quickly. As soon as he saw someone approaching, he led her to the roof and pulled the canopy away.

It's brutal! The qwq canopy was so frightened by the group of crazy women below that it couldn't even close its mouth. It looked at Wukong full of gratitude and rebirth after the catastrophe.

If Sun Sheng hadn't caught him at a critical moment, he would have killed these mortals and vowed to defend his chastity to the death!

Wukong glanced at the canopy lightly. It is undeniable that the reason why he brought the canopy out at that moment just now was because of...a kind of weird sympathy.

After all, the other party is a poor man who obviously has a wife but can't hug him, and he himself... still has no status qwq.

Sujiu, who watched the fun with a smile, didn't know that the word "name" was about to take root in Wukong's heart and become his heart disease.

Just when the group of women were crazy enough to tear off Tang Sanzang's clothes, three gongs were heard from the street.

This is the three-stick gong used by the government to signal pedestrians to retreat.

The sound of the gong was getting closer and closer, and for the sake of the government, the women below reluctantly backed away and made way.

Tang Sanzang and Drifting finally escaped from the evil hands, and quickly straightened their clothes, with an unconcealable shame on their faces.

I saw a female official and several female guards coming from there, and when they got close, they gave a half salute and said loudly: "Dare to ask where the distant guests come from?"

Tang Sanzang's complexion changed, and he straightened his back as much as possible. He felt that his embarrassment just now had disgraced the Tang Dynasty, and he wanted to try to make up for it: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. I ordered to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

The female officer was still a little flirtatious, but after hearing this, she cheered up.Heh, it's still an imperial envoy, but it can only be handed over to Her Majesty the Queen.

"Welcome if you are far away, welcome if you are far away. The holy monk is still here to invite you." The female officer smiled twice, and took Tang Sanzang and Drifting Monk to the post house, intending to settle them first, and then report to the queen.

Seeing that the good show was over, the three of Wukong jumped off the roof and followed them slowly.

Although Drifting Monk and Tang Sanzang were angry at their "seeing death without saving" just now, the idea that Wukong Sujiu can't be provoked has been deeply rooted in their hearts, so they had no choice but to hold back their emotions and pretended not to care.

When he arrived at the posthouse, he saw the words "Yingyang Posthouse" written by the yamen. Tang Sanzang was about to say something with a smile when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and fell off his horse.

Drifting stretched out his hand to support Tang Sanzang, he also felt a sharp pain in his stomach, he bent over immediately, and broke out in a cold sweat.

The two big men were at the gate of the station, clutching their stomachs and screaming in pain.

The female officer was stunned for a moment, then turned her eyes to think about it, and asked in surprise, "Did you ask the holy monk, did you drink the water from the Zimu River on the way here?"

Tang Sanzang was dizzy with stomachache, and he managed to hold his nerves and said: "I drank the river water, but I don't know... I don't know if it's that..."

Sujiu didn't expect her stomach to hurt like this after drinking the water from the Zimu River, she thought it was just her stomach getting bigger, and said in a low voice, "They drank the water from the Zimu River."

At that time, only she and her senior brother had seen the stele, and they didn't pay attention to it.

The female officer heard the words, clapped her hands and laughed, and said: "It's wonderful! I'm going to report to the queen right now, and I invite you to rest here for a while." After speaking, the female official left behind a female guard and left quickly. .

The female guard who was left behind took them into the post station, and explained in detail the national conditions of Xiliang Kingdom and the water of the Zimu River.

The original reason is that this Xiliang country is a daughter country, the country is full of women, not a single man.The river is called Zimu River, and there is a Spring of Zhaotai outside the gate of Yingyang Post.When the citizens of Daughter Kingdom reach the age of 20, they can go to the river to get water to drink. After drinking the water, they will feel pain in the abdomen. On the third day, they will go to the Zhaotai Spring outside the gate of Yingyang Station. Take a photo, if there are two shadows in the water, you can give birth to a child.

"Then...then what should I do if I don't want to have a baby?" Tang Sanzang stood by the Zhaotai Spring with a pale face. Although there were no two shadows in the water, he also knew that this was only the first day and he would have to wait until the third day. shine out.What's more, the pain in the abdomen could not be faked, and with the words of the female guard, he became more and more convinced that he had a fetus in his womb.

The female guard sneered and said: "If you don't want to give birth, there is a Xieyang Mountain on Zhengnan Street outside the city. There is a hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. Take a sip of the water from the spring. , and the fetal gas in the abdomen can be relieved.”

Hearing the words, Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief just now, clasped his hands together, and recited the Bodhisattva's blessing in his mouth.

The female guard paused, and then said: "It's just that the spring water is not easy to get now. A Taoist priest called himself Ruyi True Immortal last year. He occupied the Poer Cave and changed it to Juxian Nunnery. He took control of the Luotai Spring. It’s easy to give to others. But if someone wants to ask for water, he has to prepare a gift of safflower, sheep wine and fruit plate, and offer it sincerely, so that he can get a bowl of water for him.”

The safflower gift and the sheep wine fruit plate all cost money.But they are poor people!

The Drifting silently counted the accounts and wiped away two lines of tears.

"Don't worry about it. If you really conceive in two days, I'll fetch water for you." Seeing that the two of them looked hopeless, Su Jiu comforted her.In fact, she still thinks it's funny, but it can't be too much, and she will take care of the aftermath.

With Sujiu's promise, the two felt a little better. They sat on the chair with their stomachs in their arms, stretching their stomachs as much as possible, trying to relieve the pain.

"Your Majesty has an order that the Xuandong native monk and his party of five will enter the palace to have an audience tomorrow." The female officer brought back the queen's order and entertained them with delicious food and drink.

Su Jiu nestled in Wukong's arms, looking at Tang Sanzang with some worry.

"Junior Sister, don't let him look at him." Wu Kong pulled Su Jiu's face back, pressed his forehead together, and said in a low voice, "I'm much prettier than that monk."

Sujiu laughed, and her worries about Pipa eased a bit. She rubbed the tip of Wukong's nose affectionately, and said, "Senior brother is the most beautiful, but I don't want others to see such a good-looking brother." Senior brother is taller than Tang Sanzang. She was so outstanding, she was actually a little worried that the Queen of the Daughter Country did not fall in love with Tang Sanzang, but instead fell in love with her senior brother.

Wukong instantly received Sujiu's jealousy, put his tail into her hand energetically, shook it lightly and said: "Don't show it to others, I will tighten the restraint on my body so that no one can see it clearly .It’s all yours, it’s all yours.” My whole being, my whole heart.