World Class Conservation Slag

January 1st is a special day.

New Year's Day, holidays, after watching the H1 press conference, you can stay up until 0 o'clock immediately, and you don't even need to adjust the alarm clock.

All major platforms put up pre-sale links around ten o'clock in the evening.

After all, it is a new mobile phone without any pre-heating promotion. According to usual experience, there is no need to be on duty.

However, before 0 o'clock, the major e-commerce networks experienced small-scale fluctuations.

why?

Because it is cheap!

Everyone is ready for the debut of the super invincible noble holographic mobile phone with over [-] and [-] views.

As a result, the press conference shocked and announced that the various models of H1 are 4666, 5666, 6666, 7666, and the price is so cheap that it is a joke. Heavy krypton players who are willing to spend money in the game can buy ten units to send home to their relatives!

The Chinese market has long been fed up with mobile phones priced at 8888 and 9999.

Suddenly came an epoch-making hologram, more than 4000 can be bought back to try early adopters, more than 7000 can be bought back as a gift, high and low prices can all feel the holographic atmosphere for the first time, many money-saving parties said, great, I want to buy two !

The 0 o'clock pre-sale has become the target of the public.

Every forum and social media will quietly pop up a sentence: Well, is anyone waiting for the H1 pre-sale like me?

There are thousands of top posts every minute, and the title is hot. It is rare that a mobile phone can receive the same posts from mid-end and high-end consumers at the same time.

"The Type company is still conscientious, and specially added elegant blue and streamer purple to our high-end users, making it a hit."

"Looking at the similar configurations, why is this phone cheap and expensive?"

"Memory, 128G four thousand, 256G five thousand, 512G six thousand, 512G plus 8000mAh super battery seven thousand!"

"The battery capacity of 8000... Oh my god, I'm so excited, can I play games with it all day without charging it?"

The H1 version parameters have been reviewed at the press conference, and now it has a price tag, which looks particularly shocking.

What are mobile phone users most afraid of?

Crash, no power, mysterious restart.

H1's Polaris chip claims to be the strongest in the world, and American manufacturers are rushing to cooperate across borders.

The battery life is simply for games, 8000 mAh can go out for a day without a power bank.

Netizens who watched the excitement moved their fingers when they saw the screenshots and videos sent from all directions, and clicked on the pre-sale webpage.

I can't afford the 512mAh of 8000G, and I am not allowed to buy the 128mAh of 4200G to enjoy myself?

Just an hour after the pre-sale page was launched, the number of favorites and reservations soared.

Screenshots of everyone's cheerful chat, as if they were buying stocks, they were happily guessing whether Type Company would issue a sales announcement.

For example, the transaction volume exceeded 2 million within one hour of the sale.

In addition, the number of transactions on the day of the pre-sale exceeded 1000 million.

The news of the major chat groups is 99+.

The resident group members can brush away the boring waiting time with every word you say.

In the last few minutes, someone suddenly said: "Hey, do you feel that Ma Yun is a bit stuck here?"

Five seconds, no reply.

Ten seconds later, no one responded.

The person sent another message, "Fuck! Did I get disconnected, or did you all run away!"

How can people who are watching chatting spend the last 5 minutes of shopping and still wandering around in the group? !

Experienced people have already practiced panic buying on the website and mobile phone software, while inexperienced people are still surfing the Internet with a smile!

In the last minute, everyone began to feel stuck.

The rich experience of Double Eleven suddenly became a thunderbolt that went straight to the sky!

My day is Jingjing!

Are there so many people snapping up!

As it turns out, there really are.

A few minutes before the pre-sale started, there were technical fluctuations in Jack Ma's store.

Everyone double-opens Qiangdong, fearless, there are always more pre-sale platforms than buyers, they just change to another one and wait to buy——

That's how it should be!

But the clock has not jumped at 0:404!The website suddenly disconnected, wow, the product you bought is missing, [-]NOTFOUND!

Even after many years of Double Eleven, the people are very comfortable.

After the dead silence before 0 o'clock, the major chat platforms sprang up a lot of complaints.

"Fuck, it's not Double Eleven today, programmers, did you forget to consecrate the server?!"

"I'm counting the seconds to buy at 11:59, just one more thing to make sure you tell me 'sorry is sold out'???"

"Crash! Brother Ma and Dong are all collapsed! Where else can I beg you to show me the way..."

"It's unscientific. Four models, three e-commerce companies and one official website went online at the same time, and I didn't buy it?"

Crying on the Internet, there are still persistent consumers frantically refreshing and jumping links.

Ma Yun collapsed to find Qiangdong, and Qiangdong collapsed to find Ningning.

Amidst the e-commerce crash, only Type's official website survived, but it was out of stock!

"It's only a few tens of thousands of sales? Can you actually destroy Jack Ma who survived Double Eleven?!"

"I'm so mad, stay on the official website at zero o'clock, fill in the address and it will be sold out?"

"Scalpers come out and get beaten! Did you guys write programs again and crash the website!"

The hot search on Weibo is Ma Yunbeng for a while, and Qiang Dongbeng for a while.

The e-commerce companies that put H1 on the shelves are hotly searched for free one after another, and finally #H1卖出##黄牛出起打##饥饿商业# topped the list.

China's online shopping has suffered from scalpers for a long time, but they hate hunger marketing even more.

Netizens who were still discussing the H1 conscientious mobile phone factory just now turned their heads and scolded scalpers for crashing the website, and scolded Type's official website for too few spare phones for hunger marketing.

Type company was crying.

The official Weibo editor went online in the early morning and said tremblingly: Not counting the number of various e-commerce companies, the stock on the official website is sufficient. Now it is sold out and I am asking the boss if I can add more. Please be safe everyone [to finger]

The comments are all about the irritable old man, I wish I could catch him out and give him a hammer.

Don't be impatient!

Did we wait until 0 o'clock just for peace of mind?

"When is it time to [finger] and [finger]! Hurry up and ask [hammer head]! 5 minutes! I want to see the pre-sale on your official website! [knife]"

The official micro editor never expected this kind of battle. Usually, the first batch of 200 million new mobile phones can be sold for half an hour and shipped slowly. Now the holographic mobile phone and all platforms add up to more than 500 million. Who knows that e-commerce will collapse, and all consumers Here comes the official website.

It is impossible to add more, the first batch of production is there, and I can only faintly launch the pre-sale link for the next day to calm the anger.

A random search on Weibo at 0 o'clock found "Qiangdong has recovered, buy it soon!" "Ma Yun can still place an order here!"

Calling friends and calling friends, it is very lively, even the name of the product does not need to be marked, and those who read the news understand everything.

In this group flock to buy, everyone seems to be returning to the first Double Eleven competition. The entire platform is sold out and the next appointment tab is displayed, so that netizens have time to exchange results.

"That's too much! I wanted to buy two, but after searching four websites, I finally bought one on the official website, and it was still [-]!"

"The people have money, and they agreed to leave the [-] high-end machines to us? They are all liars!"

"I really doubt that the first batch will add up to 100 million. Based on my years of experience in snapping up mobile phones, how could they be sold out so quickly?"

Think calmly and analyze rationally.

Scalpers and hunger marketing tied for Top 1, standing on the cusp of the nationwide mad grabbing activities, dragged out and scolded over and over again.

Hunger marketing is not a human being, so it cannot open its mouth to respond.

But the replies from scalpers, Erdao dealers, and distributors made people cry.

"Brother, do you think we are so capable of destroying Ma Yun's store? I want one and haven't placed an order yet!"

"It's because the e-commerce server crashed, and the software crashed when I snapped up the software. It's bad. If I had known about changing the website, I would have been careless."

"I snatched one for my own use. Brothers, sisters, fathers and folks, if you want an asking price, the starting price is 8888. Let's make friends."

There was a wave of heated discussions and denunciations on the Internet, and some people were still filled with righteous indignation at one o'clock in the morning.

The pages of the major platforms were swiped and swiped again and again, and those who missed it were all happily showing off every 15 minutes.

Whether it is the consumers who got it or the netizens who didn't get it, they all agree: Type, you are so f*cking young, and you don't stock up on such a holographic mobile phone for 14 billion, how can you have the nerve to develop a conference? !

500 million units, for the pre-sale of new mobile phones, the volume is sufficient.

According to Iger's plan, if we sell 500 million units in the first month and 500 million units in the second month, we can reach the goal of 1000 million units, gradually spreading the share of holographic mobile phones and promoting them to the entire mobile phone market.

As a result, 1 million units were sold out in one minute, and the e-commerce platform kept calling, all urging for more.

Append...

Iger figured it out, according to the current production level, I can't afford to add more!

"Reply to them and wait, let's make an appointment first."

This is not a matter of output rather than quality, first call Wynn Company to send another batch of Polaris!

Internet anger and buzz coexist.

In less than two hours, Type's sales announcement came out.

H1 went on sale within 1 minute, sold out 500 million units!

Seeing the number and the draft, the masses of the people issued a unified question.

"...May I ask how you managed to sell 500 million units as fast as 500 units?"

Official figures are true and reliable.

Netizens who scold Type's hunger marketing can only take a breather and go to see how many European emperors there are in their circle of friends.

As a result, if you don't look good, you will be shocked when you see it.

How many people who don't care about their mobile phones actually posted screenshots.

——My boyfriend said to give me a mobile phone, what happened when he sent me a picture? [Picture]

Click to open it, oh!It is the noble streamer purple H1!

——The little friend in the dormitory asked me to help grab the phone. I got it, but she didn't, hahaha! [picture]

You don’t need to look at it to know that it’s a screenshot of an H1 order. I’m really tired.

Ask openly and show off secretly, with high-end techniques, and the comments are full of like-minded people who don't sleep at night and grab their mobile phones.

There are obviously 500 million units, and it seems that 80% of the people on the Internet failed to grab them.

There are so many H1s in stock, but it doesn't belong to me.

Discussions and heated discussions on the Internet gradually became deserted as the morning became sleepy.

How many people were full of tears this night, so they could only go to Shen Mingzhou's Weibo and repost this to find out, they will definitely be able to grab the second batch of pre-sales.

However, with good expectations, when they refreshed Weibo for the last time, they found a shocking trending search——

report!The Minor Planet Center of the International Astronomical Union passed the naming request of the Institute of Minor Planets and named an asteroid of Pluto Shen Mingzhou.

And I also wish Shen Mingzhou a happy birthday on January 1!

What?Shen Mingzhou's birthday is today?

Netizens suddenly became sober because of the H1 mobile phone.

your sister!I can't sleep now!

Little genius, you have to forward the lottery to get a mobile phone!

Shao Lian and Shen Mingzhou were shaking against the cold night wind, and when they returned to Gaoke, Shao Lian's cell phone was almost blown up.

SMS messages came up one after another.

Even Shen Mingzhou's cell phone sent countless birthday wishes.

Shen Mingzhou looked at these news a little strangely.

Except for those who knew his birthday last year, the number of blessings received this year is a bit much.

Moreover, in the middle of the night, early in the morning, these people didn't sleep and actually sent him "I saw the trending search, happy birthday"?

"What's trending?"

Shen Mingzhou is known as a Weibo insulator, and his only Weibo account is in the hands of Shao Lian.

Shao Lian, who was so busy recently that he didn't have time to browse Weibo, clicked on the software that was stuck to death, clicked on the trending search ranking, and unexpectedly saw "Happy Birthday Shen Mingzhou" in a prominent place.

His first reaction was that Wang Beiyi was a demon and bought the hot search package.

As a result, I clicked in and took a look. The serious news broadcast forwarded the Twitter blessing of the Asteroid Institute and the certificate issued by the Asteroid Center of the International Astronomical Union.

The naming honor of the Planetary Award is of great commemorative significance.

The Institute of Asteroids also provided pictures of astronomical observations, showing everyone the asteroid named Shenmingzhou.

Unpretentious but round.

Shao Lian sighed.

Naming a planet is such a romantic thing, can it be earlier or later, and don't pick the special time of Shen Mingzhou's birthday to oppose him.

He handed the phone to Shen Mingzhou, and said in an envious tone: "Congratulations, Mr. Shen, you are the one who has a named planet."

Shen Mingzhou glanced at the news content, raised his wrist with a smile, and turned the rough dial, the stars gradually brightened in the dark night.

He said: "However, the planet with my name is in the sky, and the most beautiful planet in the universe is in my hands."

In my hands, on my heart, only you.