[Magi] less than 1.6 meters tall

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Xiao Lingnai is too much, don't laugh anymore... Well, the steamed buns are just out of the oven, so hot~~"

"That's what you came up with yourself, I don't care, you fend for yourself hahahahaha!"

"Laugh at me again!!"

"It's okay, don't talk anymore hahahaha!"

Saotome Rena laughed silly, she wanted to find some sponge pads or apples to support Lian Hongba, but what did the guy say, the sponge pads are too thin and the apples are too hard, so she bought two for herself The steaming steamed buns were directly stuffed in, and the expression at that moment was definitely the best today. Saotome Rena laughed so hard that her stomach ached and she couldn't catch her breath. Laughing like a hole.

"It's really~~~" Lian Hongba blocked his bulging chest with a shy look, and pursed his mouth, "What should I do if the meat is about to be cooked, Xiao Lingnai~~~~"

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Saotome Rena, aged 16, died of laughing and being choked on her own saliva.

>>>>>

"I have one too—big~~~Oupai~~~~"

"Pfft, shut up..." Saotome Reina held back her laughter until she trembled all over, she couldn't go on, she quickly supported the pillars on the side of the road to catch her breath, and took a deep breath to calm herself down.I originally thought that Lian Hongba, as a boy, is considered a woman's dress, and he still has a boyish style in all aspects of walking, but he never expected that Lian Hongba can pretend to be so handsome, just like, like a real girl .In addition to staring at his chest and proudly saying that he also has a big European style.

"Hey~~~Xiao Lingna~~~" Lian Hongba ran over, grabbed Saotome Rena's hand and pressed it on his chest, and asked, "How do you feel?"

"..." It's right that I'm a girl, and the other party is a boy. There are so many people on the street, Lian Hongba grabbed his hand and pressed it on the European pie he pretended to be with steamed buns. He should have been expressionless Moreover, he would angrily hit Lian Hongba on the head, grab his ear and say a few words—are you stupid, do you have the self-consciousness of being a girl, do you know how to write the word shame!However, Rena Saotome opened her mouth and replied: "Well, it's okay..." Then she blushed and retracted her hands and walked away!

blushing!What the hell!

"Hmm~~Happy~~~" Lian Hongba hurriedly followed, walking side by side with Saotome Rena with her hands behind her back, looking at her side face, she reached out and poked her, "I also want to try Xiao Rena's touch~ ~~"

"You kill me!!"

"Hey, Xiao Lingnai has already touched someone~~I want to~~~"

"Ci Oh, you made me...ah, I won't talk anymore, you are so annoying, please shut up!" Saotome Rena slapped Lian Hongba's hand and waved her hand.

"How will little Rena shut me up~" Lian Hongba stepped forward to block Saotome Rena, looked at her, "Kiss me."

"..." Lian Hongba went crazy!

Saotome Rena rolled her eyes and avoided Lian Hongba, hoping that Lian Hongba could really help her, Saotome Rena was so naive!

Lian Hongba saw Saotome Reina ignore him and walked to "Happy Valley" on his own, puffed up his cheeks, stomped his feet and shouted: "I have something to tell everyone———tonight's shooting——"

ah! ! ! ! !Lian Hongba, that bastard! ! !

Saotome Rena gasped, turned around and walked back, covering Lian Hongba's mouth, gnashing her teeth: "What do you want!"

"Kiss me~"

"...Remember it first, we'll talk about it later." Saotome Rena looked away in disgust, she had never seen such...a shameless person!Anyway, if he is practicing Hongba, he will really remember it first. When the time comes, Saotome Reina will kill her and refuse to admit it.Heh, the third prince's brain is pumped, he can play emotional games like this with just anyone, and he's drunk, who is she, she Saotome Reina doesn't play this kind of fruitless emotional games with this kind of person.

"Little Rena is really handsome~~Although he is a bit inferior to Brother Yan~" Lian Hongba happily followed Saotome Rena into this magical peachy field, and all the uncles who passed by... ...Well, Rena Saotome looks better.

"Damn it, don't touch me and don't call me by my name!" Saotome Rena grabbed Lian Hongba's hand and told Lian Hongba in a low voice that her name here is Zarana, and he wants to call her Xiao Lingna or something in the future There are plenty of opportunities, if you show some falsehood here and cause trouble, you will have no chance to be called a dirty girl in the future!

"Hey——" Lian Hongba gave Rena Saotome a disgusted look, rolled his eyes, grabbed Rena Saotome's hand and put it on his waist, and he hugged her waist tightly, pretending to be ashamed He said, "My dear, don't be like this~~~"

"..." Saotome Rena slapped herself on the forehead, she might end her life at the hands of Lian Hongba... No, no, no!No no no no bah bah bah bah!She has nothing to do so she won't end up in Lian Hongba's hands!She took a deep breath. In order to find the key, she had to compete with the other big sisters here if she didn't act with Lian Hongba.

But the opponent is practicing red bully QAQ

"What's wrong?" Lianhongba looked at Rena Saotome's face that seemed to be at a loss, wondering, "Ling...?"

"It's okay!" Saotome Rena looked at Lianhongba with a smile on her face, put the hand on Lianhongba's waist to pull Lianhongba closer to her, and walked forward with a smile. Squeeze over, after all, the visitor is a customer... The competition in this industry is also quite large.Although Saotome Reina didn't let go of Lian Hongba and go with other girls, but... talking to others with a smile like that, touching other people's faces, touching other people's hair, smelling the smell of other people's hair, and what else is sweet Talking about love, eating what they gave... Lian Hongba is unhappy, small emotions, putting on a bad face (￢︿￢☆) and whimpering.

"Young lady doesn't seem happy?" A well-dressed uncle with all kinds of exaggerated jewelry spotted Lian Hongba who was moaning beside him, and asked someone to bring food and drinks to sit down beside him, and asked next to him, "What's not happy, tell uncle, uncle will make you happy." As he said, he put his hand on Lian Hongba's shoulder and rubbed his shoulder restlessly.

Alas--

Lian Hongba smiled at the uncle with a look of disgust, and glanced at Rena Saotome, who was talking and laughing with a bunch of older sisters, who had forgotten him thousands of miles away. I also shook my head, and replied: "It's just a little uncomfortable, it's not that I'm unhappy~~"

"Where is it uncomfortable? Uncle is very good at massage, let him push it for you to ensure that you are comfortable everywhere. Come~" The uncle gave Lian Hongba a glass of juice, and said with a smile, "Drink it."

"Haha~~" Lian Hongba smiled awkwardly and took a sip of the juice, and laughed with embarrassment, stop joking, Saotome Rena, come over and help me out! This uncle is going to give me a massage! ! !

>>>>>

When Saotome Reina came back to her senses, Lian Hongba disappeared, which scared her away the girls surrounding her, and looked around nervously.But there is no sign of Lian Hongba everywhere here, it was agreed that he should not stay too far away from her and not run around!Where did the dead go!Don't play hide and seek at this juncture!

>>>>>

Lian Hongba has always felt that he is very good at dealing with girls, but...well, he usually cuts it off when dealing with strange uncles, but for Saotome Reina, he was turned into an army.It can be said that he was originally chatting with the local tyrant uncle, but for some reason, he was transferred from the noisy lobby to the strange hut. I saw that the uncle was messing with something, but he couldn't exert much strength.

What the hell...

"What! Who are you, boy!"

What?

Only then did Lian Hongba realize that his "proud" "Big Oupai" was gone, his shirt was half-returned, bastard...that guy!

"Bah, I'm not interested in anything." The uncle got up and walked towards Lian Hongba, grabbed his neck and lifted him from the bed, sneered, "It looks like a girl, and the skin is very good."

"put……"

Alas!

Lian Hongba stared at the strange uncle with his eyes wide open, what did he think, don't grab his leg!

"I've checked, there's no guy like you in 'Happy Valley' yet, I don't know how you got in here for what purpose, but I'm very interested in taking you back to raise you." The uncle said, leaning closer Practicing Hongba, he opened his mouth to bite his shoulder.

Second Olympic——

At this moment, Lian Hongba's heart had a big wave of Bole Lajin roaring past, he wanted to kill this guy!

"Bang!!!"

The locked door was kicked open, and the uncle turned his head impatiently, wanting to scold whoever was so ignorant but ate a shoe.

"Those who dare to touch me, have they eaten horse manure!" Saotome Rena pulled the scarf and pointed at the person who threw away the stinky shoes on his face, "Go to hell!"

"What, come-wow!!!"

"Tch... bah, who is worthy of stealing people from my old lady's eyes." Saotome Rena looked down at the uncle whose chest was pierced by ice-made arrows and fell into a pool of blood, and held the door frame profusely, sweating profusely. Slowly closing the door, he drew something on the door and sat down on the ground with weak legs, smiling dryly, "I really can't be a magician..."

After a while, Saotome Reina breathed a sigh of relief, got up and walked towards Lian Hongba, with a disgusted face: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Xiao Lingnai just said that I belong to you~~"

"...You heard it wrong." Rena Saotome didn't know what she was feeling just now, probably because she was in a hurry and didn't know what to say, so...well, that's it.She scratched her hair and didn't know what to say, so she could only ask weakly, "You...haven't been...so what?"

"..." Lian Hongba shut up instantly, thought for a while, grabbed his hair and said with a defeated expression on his face, "Probably some kind of drug was mixed in the juice just now~ The effect of the drug doesn't seem to be very strong, Although I don’t know what happened—it’s probably nothing~~~ Other than being touched a few times and being bitten a few times?”

"Okay, the one I reminded you to remember just now is paid off... Also, I'm sorry, I didn't take care of you." Saotome Reina wiped her mouth, really feeling that she was going to be finished, she almost thought that Lian Hongba would die up!She covered her face and muttered repeatedly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"No, it's okay, little Rena~~" Lian Hongba moved closer to Saotome Rena, hugged her and stroked her hair, "I just found out that Xiao Rena is so-so amazing~ Don't cry~ Look, I'm not I didn’t lose anything, it’s just that it was discovered that Opie was a fake, if little Rena really felt that she was sorry for me~~~” As he spoke, he pressed Saotome Rena under him, held her shoulders and pulled himself. With a loose top, he smiled and said, "Just use your body to compensate me..."

"...Take care of you to be a ghost!!!" Saotome Reina kicked Lian Hongba with her hands and feet, rolled off the bed and slapped her face to wake herself up. Then she found a bunch of keys on the table, took out After comparing the drawings, he smiled.

There is no place to find when you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!The key to Tropp's cage, get!

The author has something to say:

I'm here to die, everything is the old hen's fault, the old hen is so dirty, the old hen is gone, just be happy...