[British and American Entertainment] Sonnets to Olivia

~~~~~ While everything looks good to the eyes, while the night has not yet fallen, while the current is still calm.Dream your dreams, and rest, and cry when you wake up. ~~~~~ I wonder if I can compare you to summer, my dear Ollie?

But you are obviously cuter than summer

The wind blows the buds to the ground, and the summer is too fast, and in England sometimes the sun is too strong, and the storms come too hard

But you are always beautiful

Have you been to the grasslands of Africa, the jungles of South America

You have tamed lions, hyenas, ridden crocodiles, white horses

You told me which brightly colored plants are highly poisonous, and I can’t touch you like I touch you. You told me that the pictures of warm animals on the Internet are staged. The photographers are very unscrupulous and like to torture animals. You told me Dolphins are not so cute, but sadistic. You also said that even cute koalas like domestic violence, so they are not as gentle as they seem on the surface. After meeting you, the flowers have turned into anthocyanins and carotene. Instead of orange, purple, red and yellow, the animals have become wild and not as cute as before, but my dear, I love you even more

I……

Tom read the poem with great interest, but he did it on the spot, so everything was a bit messy.It's not that these students made a fuss and insisted on asking him to compose a poem for their "Professor Sophie".

Olivia's cheeks were blushing at the beginning, but it was obviously not so pleasant afterward.She grabbed Tom by the collar and pulled him directly in front of her, "Shut up and kiss me!"

"Oh!!!" Everyone in the bar shouted, as if they had never seen anyone kiss before.They shook their bottles violently, then slammed them open like a racing driver winning a championship.

But the booing returned to the booing, and after they finished yelling, they were thirsty and started drinking.Since Tom has said that he will take care of it today, no one cares about whether he will have class tomorrow or not.

"Tequila or whiskey?" Tom was planning to get drunk tonight, too.

"Vodka." Olivia is not afraid of getting drunk, she should get drunk if she is so happy today.

"Okay, just vodka!" Tom's heart broke, and he didn't plan to wake up tomorrow.

The two ordered a glass of vodka each, and got bored after one sip.

The spicy liquid burned all the way to her stomach, and Olivia felt as if her hair was on fire.

"Professor Sophie!" At this moment, a student came over with a wine glass in his hand.

"How old are you, can you drink? Which major, who is your professor? Have you written your thesis? Do you still want to pass the final exam?" Olivia raised her eyebrows, and now she has reached the point where she can't move her mouth. The age to start.

"Assistant Strong..." The child changed his words immediately, and then turned to look at Tom, "Rocky..."

"Huh?" Olivia raised her eyebrows again. The person she is going to marry is not the God of Secondary School!

"Mr. Hiddleston." The student swallowed, feeling that he was here to ask for a beating today, "Can I take a photo with you two?"

"Of course." Tom hugged Olivia in one hand, took the boy's cell phone in the other, let him stand beside him, and immediately pressed the shutter.

Olivia didn't expect Tom to move so fast, she didn't have time to stop it.However, she still had a chance to make amends. Turning her head, she glared at the boy and said, "Don't put it on the Internet, or you will have to retake the wildlife protection this semester."

Olivia's intimidation was very effective, the boy ran away immediately, and it was Tom who reminded him to turn around and get his mobile phone.

"Ollie, you are so beautiful, don't worry about the photos you upload are not good-looking." Tom bowed his head and kissed her, guessing that maybe he was disgusted by her because his photography skills were too low.

"Where does it look good? I haven't done my makeup carefully today." Olivia turned to look at a photo frame behind her. The image of herself in the glass seemed to have no eyebrows aligned.

"It looks good without makeup." Tom felt a little dizzy. He hugged Olivia and said softly, "Honey, I think I'm drunk."

"Okay, let's go home first." Olivia left the contact information and address to the bar owner, and Tom said that he wanted to book the venue, so he had to give him an advance payment anyway.

The apartment was opposite, and the two quickly lay down on the sofa.

Chameleon and Marvin had already slept in their respective cat kennels, but when their master came back, they immediately jumped onto the sofa and squeezed them both down.

Olivia lay directly on the ground with Tom, and he lay on her chest, panting heavily, "These two little guys seem to treat us as slaves."

"Hahaha, isn't this your long-cherished wish?" Olivia laughed loudly, "Who would have known that Loki, who went out to make others kneel, would be driven to sleep on the floor by his own cat when he returned home."

"Well, even if it is deep, it will be enslaved by cats." Tom stretched out his hand and scratched Marvin on the sofa.Seeing this, the chameleon also squeezed over and moved its head to Tom's hand.

"Because they like you." Olivia touched the ring on her hand, and she suddenly felt extremely happy.

I have a house, not my own, but rented.There is a car, a bad second-hand car.There is a lover, and there are tens of millions of people in the world who like him as much as me.There are pets, although they are very domineering.

"And I love you." Tom turned his head, and he kissed Olivia directly.Although he was still dizzy, he turned over and adjusted his position.

The two cats didn't understand why Tom suddenly stopped touching them, so they jumped off the sofa and stepped directly on him again.

"Oh, chameleon, Marvin, go play by yourself, I haven't eunuched you yet." Tom picked up Olivia, he didn't want to play with two kittens now.

I don't know if they understood, Chameleon and Marvin immediately jumped away, and obediently returned to their cat's nest.

***

The curtains are so thick that the sunlight does not come in.But Olivia still felt that there was light shining on her eyes, and she didn't open them because she was still dizzy now.And last night, having a carnival with alcohol, was also sore all over.

Tom buried his head on her bosom, and slept soundly.

Just when she was about to squint for a while, suddenly a heavy object fell from the sky and jumped directly onto her stomach.Immediately afterwards the second weight also jumped down and landed directly on Tom's face.

"Oh, my God!" they both exclaimed at the same time, and opened their eyes together.

Chameleon and Marvin were bouncing up and down on the bed, looking very happy.

"It seems that your threats last night are useless to them." Olivia lay down again, she completely surrendered to these two cats, who told them to look good to you.

"Chameleon, Marvin!" Tom didn't surrender, he hugged Marvin, then stared at the chameleon and said, "If you jump on our bed like this again, before we wake up, I'll send you Go to the animal hospital. The animal hospital, you know? It's all about cutting off the things you play with the beautiful kittens, so you can't experience the fun of being an adult anymore, understand?"

"Meow!" the chameleon called out softly, but gave Tom a paw with lightning speed.

Fortunately, Olivia had just repaired their claws, so there were only a few white marks on Tom's face.

"Chameleon, Marvin, get out!" Olivia was angry, and she yelled loudly, scaring the two kittens into running away.She turned her head, held Tom's face and examined it carefully, "Oh, these two little bad cats will be neutered this afternoon!"

"Really?" Tom curled his eyebrows, but his face was full of reluctance, "Honey, don't you advocate nature the most? Wouldn't this be too cruel? Besides, people say that pets will have a bad temper after being eunuched." changing."

"They are pets now, so they should have the self-consciousness of pets. And the number of stray cats and dogs in the United States is tens of millions every year. It will not work if we don't stop them from the source." Olivia made up her mind, "And they Every year to harass the female cat within one kilometer, you will not be able to sleep well next spring!"

"Oh..." Tom sighed, he subconsciously covered the thing between his legs, and then gasped.

Carrying two cages to the animal hospital, the two cats seemed to have noticed something, jumping up and down very disturbed.

Tom lowered his eyebrows and kept looking at Olivia.

"It's not up for discussion, Tom. I don't want my apartment to be inundated with dozens of cats next year." Olivia is seriously thinking about this issue. She doesn't have an animal collection habit, and she doesn't want to wear cats every day. fur coat.

"Well, Chameleon, Marvin, goodbye to your children," said Tom regretfully to the two cats, shaking hands.

"Meow, meow, meow!" Chameleon and Marvin screamed miserably, and were taken by the doctor to give them an anesthetic injection.

The two sat on a bench outside the operating room, waiting for the operation to end.

Tom held Olivia's hand as if he were a father waiting for his child's surgery to be over.

"Oh, Tom, don't worry, this is just a small operation. And the operation on male cats is very simple, much better than that on female cats." Olivia laughed, this person is too delicate, if she later After giving birth, he would have to faint.

"Huh, huh." Tom exhaled twice, as if he was really nervous.

"Haha, Tom, you are so cute." Olivia turned her head and kissed Tom, at this moment, the doctor opened the door and came out.

"Is the operation successful?" Tom jumped up and ran to the door of the operating room, looking down at his two babies.

"Uh, it was successful..." The doctor was stunned for a moment, he still rarely saw such a nervous person, but it was just a balls removal operation.

"Hahaha!" Olivia laughed loudly, these three children are too cute!