[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

When Ximen Chuuxue woke up, he found that the surrounding environment was not right.

The white clouds floating in the blue sky, the breeze blowing slightly on his cheeks, and the lush trees all indicated that he was in the wild, not his dormitory in Wanmei Villa.

There is no sword by his side, which he discovered when he woke up; his body at this moment is not his, but a woman's.This woman was dressed strangely, with a strange white shirt on her upper body, blue trousers on her lower body, and weird shoes on her feet. From top to bottom, there was nothing Ximen Chuuxue had ever seen before.

Exactly... Who or what made it?What is its purpose in doing this?Ximen Chuuxue was thinking inwardly, suddenly his body froze, and his face became strange.

He just felt that his pants seemed...a little wet?As an apricot grove master, Ximen Chuuxue naturally understands certain private matters of women, such as...menstruation.Then he must have just caught up with this girl now... A burst of abdominal pain hit, Ximen Chuuxue's face turned pale.

He was only a little aware of the handling of women's menstruation, and had never really dealt with it. Ximen Chuuxue felt unnatural.It is very close to Wanmei Villa, so it can be said that it is within the scope of Wanmei Villa.Ximen Chuuxue decided to go back to Wanmei Villa first, maybe there would be a way to deal with the current predicament.

Picking up the strange package that should belong to this girl beside him, Ximen Chuuxue walked directly towards Wanmei Villa.

Ever since, when Lu Xiaotou's classmate "Heaven and man are one" and wantonly ruined the honor of the owner of Ximen Villa, the genuine Ximen Chuuxue came to the gate of Wanmei Villa in her shell: "I want to see Ximen Chuuxue .”

As expected of a man who is about to become a sword god, after the initial embarrassment, Ximen Chuuxue returned to his expressionless iceberg appearance, which made the people of Wanmei Villa who saw him fully feel that they could only feel it from their owner before. The pressure from others, so the servants couldn't bear it anymore and moved out of the old housekeeper.

The old housekeeper only felt that the aura exuding from the woman in front of him was very familiar, it was exactly the same as the owner of their family!Could it be... this girl is the owner's confidante?The old butler was full of thoughts, but he didn't show it on his face, he just said: "Please come with me, and wait in the side hall." For women who may become hostesses, they must be treated differently.Of course, he still needs to find out the origin of this woman, why... the dress is so weird?

After Ximen Chuuxue followed the butler into the side hall, the butler went to report to Lu Xiaotou who was wearing Ximen Chuuxue's shell.

He stayed alone in the side hall, the pain in his lower abdomen became more and more severe, and his lips turned pale.Immediately, the lower abdomen tightened, and a lot of liquid flowed out, soaking the sky blue pants into dark red.

Lu Xiaotou entered the side hall and saw such a scene.

Ximen Chuuxue leaked.Lu Xiaotou thought in despair, the villain in his heart covered his face.It's really not her fault, really.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't understand Lu Xiaotou's thoughts at this time, after revealing his identity, he asked back: "Who are you?"

"My name is Lu Xiaotou." After the conditioned answer, Lu Xiaotou continued to scratch his head deep in his heart, probably because he felt that some modern and ancient words were not connected, so he explained again kindly: "Auntie's pain means Dysmenorrhea... Does your lower abdomen hurt? You haven't changed your aunt's towel yet? It's all leaking."

For the first time, Ximen Chuuxue felt that girls can be so... bold and unrestrained.Without waiting for the other party to say anything, he quickly pulled out the sword from Lu Xiaotou's hand who was wearing his shell, and put it on the other party's neck like this, with a cold light: "What's going on?"

Lu Xiaotou suddenly broke out in cold sweat, and moved his neck away from the blade a little: "Hero, you are wronged! The little one is also a victim, so please forgive me! The little one woke up early in the morning and was in your body, the hero! ah!"

"..." Ximen Chuuxue didn't want to do anything anymore.Using his face to make a... expression, I really can't bear to look directly at him.

"Master Ximen," seeing that the opponent no longer had the intention to kill, Lu Xiaotou carefully raised his hand, pinched the blade of the sword lightly, and rescued his own neck, "Look, if you kill me now, you will kill me." There is no way to return to our own body, why don't we sit together and talk calmly, maybe we will find a way? I am a girl, and I am not used to using a man's body; my body is being used by you again, and I am at a disadvantage It's me, right?"

Ximen Chuuxue put down his sword, was silent for a while, and said in a rare way: "I will take responsibility."

Fortunately, I am not called responsible.Lu Xiaotou heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, if the sisters before time-traveling knew about this, wouldn't he kill himself to comfort Ximen Sword God's innocence?However, since I am not familiar with the place of life in this world of martial arts, it is better to find a rich man and have a place to live first.Besides his current situation, he really couldn't be separated from Ximen Chuuxue, he had to be stabilized first.So Lu Xiaotou looked up and down Ximen Chuuxue who was wearing her shell: "I am responsible for you now, right?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

After the two reached a preliminary consensus, Lu Xiaotou pointed to "myself"'s lower abdomen and said, "Master Ximen, I should be the first day, do you think it's time to change the aunt's towel?"

Ximen Chuuxue: "...What is that?"

"I have it in my backpack." Lu Xiaotou picked up the backpack that was put aside, "Go to the room, don't you want to take off your pants in the side hall?"

Ximen Chuuxue suppressed the impulse to twitch the corners of his eyes, and walked back to Ximen Chuuxue's room side by side with Lu Xiaotou, leaving his chin all the way.

"The owner of the villa has a wife!" These words spread throughout Wanmei Villa as quickly as possible.

"I saw with my own eyes that the owner brought the girl into the owner's bedroom," a maid swore, "The owner even helped the girl get the package!"

Lu Xiaotou doesn't know what the rumors in the villa are like, but she is teaching Ximen Chuuxue how to change her aunt's towel.

"Take off your trousers." Lu Xiaotou skillfully took out the aunt's towel from his backpack. Seeing Ximen Chuuxue who was still hesitating, he couldn't help sighing: "Didn't you tell me that you would be responsible for me? A big man like this Mother-in-law and mother don't want it!"

Ximen Chuuxue looked up at her, then decisively... took off his pants.

Lu Xiaotou's height is relatively tall among girls, at 171 cm, but in front of Ximen Chuuxue Chuuxue, he still needs to look up.So now Lu Xiaotou, who is wearing the Ximen Chuixue shell, secretly enjoys the treatment of a sword god "looking up" at him.

After teaching this man who has countless fans in modern times to use the aunt's towel, Lu Xiaotou asked the housekeeper to prepare a white dress for Ximen Chuuxue.

The old housekeeper who took the order to leave was full of relief: the owner of the villa finally knows how to love others.

Lu Xiaotou thinks that she is very caring, knowing that Ximen Chuuxue likes white clothes, she even asked the old housekeeper to prepare white clothes... She is so virtuous!

——No, Ximen Fuxue wouldn't like to wear women's clothing, even if it was white, he wouldn't like it either!

"What do you mean?" Ximen Chuixue exuded air-conditioning all over his body, ignoring the pile of white women's clothes on the bed, and fixed his eyes on Lu Xiaotou.

It was the first time that Lu Xiaotou knew that she could be so cold, so sword-like, so... handsome!

That's right, handsome.Lu Xiaotou can guarantee that if she walks around the modern street with the temperament of a natural refrigerator, she will attract a lot of peach blossoms.

Lu Xiaotou, who was overwhelmed by himself, raised a big smiling face: "I'm a girl, of course I have to wear women's clothes. Are you right, owner Ximen?"

Ximen Fuxue: "...Don't use my face to make such an expression."

Lu Xiaotou pursed his lips: "Of course you have to pay attention to your image in front of outsiders, but now there are no outsiders around."

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at her, but didn't speak.It was the first time someone spoke like this in front of him, even Lu Xiaofeng didn't dare to say "I'm not an outsider".And a girl who had just known each other for less than a day told him that although the other party used her body, she still had some feelings for Ximen Fuxue.

Just like Ximen's wife Sun Xiuqing in the original book, Ximen Chuuxue doesn't take the initiative to pay attention to women, but for bold women, he still feels fresh without having experienced modern life.

Lu Xiaotou continued to take it for granted: "We both gave each other our bodies, so what's yours is mine, what's mine... I don't have anything left now." After finishing speaking, she sighed again.If I knew earlier that I would take a nap, I would not take a nap if I was killed!

Seeing Lu Xiaotou sighing, Ximen Chuuxue thought that she had a miserable life experience, her family was ruined or something, that's why she dressed so strangely, a woman came to Wanmei Villa all the way.Thinking of this, Ximen Chuuxue didn't pursue Lu Xiaotou's extra boldness and prepared these women's clothes, but said: "I just wear my old clothes."

Lu Xiaotou suddenly said: "I see, you must not know how to wear women's clothing?"

Ximen Chuuxue's face darkened.

Lu Xiaotou, who knew she had said the wrong thing, backed away without a trace: "Don't be angry, I actually don't know how to wear clothes, so you don't have to feel inferior!" In order to increase her credibility, she also vowed to add: " real."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."