[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

Three days before the wedding, Lu Xiaotou's postponed aunt period suddenly arrived.

Lu Xiaotou: "..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Jade Rakshasa: "..."

"It seems that my red wedding dress can only be worn by you." Lu Xiaotou reacted first, looking helpless on the face, as if regretting not being able to wear the wedding dress, but in fact, she was very happy in her heart o( *≧▽≦)ツ Ximen Fuxue: "..."

Yu Luocha snorted coldly: "The wedding date is postponed!"

Lu Xiaotou looked disapprovingly at Yu's [cross out] mother-in-law [cross out] father-in-law, with eyes full of condemnation of "Why are you so ignorant?": "The wedding date has been set, how can you change it at will ? Aren't you letting Axue lose his trust?"

Yu Luocha: "..." He was full of nonsense but he couldn't refute at all →_→ Lu Xiaotou struck while the iron was hot: "Axue, let's go try on clothes!"

And then... no more.

Mr. Lu took Miss Ximen away, leaving Yugong's father alone, inexplicably sad (...).

Yu Luocha: "..." Lu Xiaotou looked like hehe!

However this was of no use.

Lu Xiaotou still dragged Ximen Chuuxue to try on the wedding dress.

"..." Ximen Chuuxue's gaze caught on to the flower that was said to be embroidered by Lu Xiaotou himself, and he couldn't bear to look directly at the crooked needlework.

Realizing what Ximen Chuuxue was looking at, Lu Xiaoto curled his lips: "Don't laugh at it, don't forget that you also embroidered!"

Recalling Ximen Fuxue who was embroidered twice by Lu Xiaotou: "..." That's really only two!Needle!good!!

Lu Xiaotou didn't care what he thought in his heart, so he just took the blame for embroidering a horrible flower on Ximen Chuixue's head.

Probably because he is used to Lu Xiaotou choking him from time to time, Ximen Chuuxue has no desire to refute at all, just think of it as making his fiancée happy →_→ Then...he really uses his body (...) to make his fiancée happy.

Lu Xiaotou helped Ximen Chuuxue get dressed for the first time, and his movements were extremely gentle and thoughtful.

but! Yes!

Everything is ruined by a "but"——

Lu Xiaotou has only been in this era for a long time, and it is already very good to be able to clearly wear the usual clothes, but now... She has been tossing around for a long time, but she still hasn't dressed Ximen Chuixue in a neat way.

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Lu Xiaotou: "..."

The two of them stared at each other for a while before going to call in the maid who was waiting outside the door.

Lu Xiaotou felt that the clothes were too difficult to tidy up, and it was not difficult to put them on, but if you want to dress neatly, you need skills.

No, the maid's movements are much more agile than Lu Xiaotou's, and her speed has also increased a lot. She very skillfully puts on Ximen Chuuxuexin's Lu Xiaotou's shell wedding dress.

Mr. Lu carefully observed the maid's movements, grasped the key points, and tried to figure it out by himself next time.

As for why you have to be yourself...

Interesting, everyone understands =w=

After Ximen Chuuxue put on her wedding dress, Lu Xiaotou looked up and down, and nodded in satisfaction: "My fiancée is indeed a natural beauty." ← Such a boast without blushing.

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." Forget it, as long as Lu Xiaotou is happy.

The maids: "..." Looking around, they didn't hear anything.

Satisfied with his little hobby, Lu Xiaotou finally let Ximen Chuuxue go.

"Axue, you've worked hard." Lu Xiaotou handed over the prepared brown sugar water with a doggy attitude, "If you really want to, you can also try the groom's outfit."

Of course, when she said these words, she had already sent the maids out. After all, Ximen Chuuxue was already her future husband.But in front of the maids, you still need to keep a distance.

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

He silently took the brown sugar water and drank it, his face regained a little color.

Mr. Lu raised his hand to touch his belly, and asked softly with a little pity (...): "Does it still hurt?"

Miss Ximen nodded.

It's not a problem for my aunt to be in such pain...

Lu Xiaotou thought carefully for a while, and finally made up his mind and looked at Ximen Chuuxue: "Let's have a baby."

According to legend, as long as a child is born, the aunt's pain will be relieved.

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

If it is when they switch back, Ximen Chuuxue will be happy when Lu Xiaotou said so; but the problem is that they are now at the time of body exchange!Could it be... Lu Xiaotou is implying something?

...Thinking about it in this way, it is simply frightening to think carefully.

Just when Ximen Chuuxue felt a little uneasy, Lu Xiaotou's voice sounded again: "It's a pity that we can't do anything about our bridal chamber wedding night. Let's have another baby after the menstrual period is over."

Ximen Chuixue heaved a sigh of relief, finally, Lu Xiaotou's integrity was not lost.

But... such as childbirth, shouldn't a girl's family be shy and imply that he expresses it first? !

Ximen Chuixue felt that his married life might be very exciting [Two days before Vicissitudes Face got married, Lu Xiaofeng came.

Lu Xiaofeng brought Huamanlou and Chu Liuxiang who had invitations, and Sikong Zaixing who had no invitations but wanted to join in the fun.

This time Yu Luocha did not retreat because of Lu Xiaofeng, he has already changed his appearance!No one can recognize him!He is now a rich businessman with a big belly and a big belly of Mr. Ximen!

Master Jade was ashamed, and jumped out very frightened.

Lu Xiaotou in Ximen Chuixue's shell: "..."

Ximen Fuxue in Lu Xiaotou's shell: "..."

For such... lively father, the quasi-husband and wife are speechless, just let him be happy →_→ Lu Xiaofeng, who did not feel [cross out] Master Yu [cross out] Ximen’s inner resentment at all, is very happy Surprisingly, he expressed his shock at Ximen Chuuxue's father who had never appeared before—fuck, this is Ximen Chuuxue's father?dear father?How did he give birth to a son like Ximen Chuuxue?

So the final conclusion is... Ximen Chuuxue is like his mother (—_—|||)

By the way, when it came to this question, he thought of the mother-in-law that Lu Xiaotou had mentioned before, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Ximen, your father is here, why didn't you see your mother?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't know what Lu Xiaotou had said to Lu Xiaofeng, he said very simply: "My mother died young."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Who is the mother-in-law that Lu Xiaotou mentioned? !

His gaze wandered between Ximen Chuuxue and Ximen Elder (...) strangely for a few times, his brain suddenly opened up, all kinds of gossip [-]:[-] episodes have been turning and turning in his mind, family ethics Dramas followed one after another, almost breaking through the limit of human imagination at this time, and integrating all kinds of dog blood in later generations.

When Ximen Chuuxue was still young, Mrs. Ximen passed away at that time, and Mr. Ximen married another Xuxian. The conflict between Xuxian and Ximen Chuuxue was very serious, so Mr. Ximen left the little Ximen Chuuxue alone in Wanmei. Shanzhuang ran away with the sequel.

This led to the formation of Ximen Chuixue's cold and ruthless personality until he met Lu Xiaotou.But that Xuxian coveted the family property, maybe even gave birth to a younger brother Ximen, and suddenly appeared, picking at Lu Xiaotou all kinds of things, hoping to drive her away, and then...

--etc!If this is the case, how could Ximen Chuuxue's stepmother not show up to stop her? !

Is it...

Thinking of a certain possibility, Lu Xiaofeng almost blurted out: "Ximen, you must be the continuation of killing your father, right?!"

Ximen Fuxue: "..." What is that? ? ?

Yu Luocha: "..." He silently crushed the teacup in his hand.

The group of relatives and friends who were watching were all over the building: "..."

Chu Liuxiang, a group of relatives and friends watching: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing, a group of relatives and friends watching: "..."

The only Lu Xiaotou who could vaguely match Lu Xiaofeng's brains... laughed unkindly in his heart.