[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

Of course, Ximen Chuuxue could not agree with Yu Luocha to follow him into the palace, no matter how unwilling the leader Yu was.

Yu Luocha said that he was very relieved of the martial arts smashed by his baby, and he would obediently wait for Ximen Chuuxue to come back, and promise not to make trouble.

However, Lu Xiaotou understood Yu Luosha's intentions very well, but she didn't want to expose him, after all, what Yu Luocha was hiding was also what she wanted.

Ximen Chuuxue stared at Yu Luosha blankly for a while, didn't say anything, and wondered if he really believed the latter's words.

After seeing off Ximen Chuuxue, Lu Xiaotou stretched, turned around and planned to go back to catch up on sleep.She thinks that the fight on the roof of the Hall of Supreme Harmony may be unavoidable this time, so she should adjust the habit of going to bed early and getting up early since she came to this world in advance, so as not to stay up late to go to the scene Onlookers are still sleepy.

...But today is only the first day of September, and the one who needs to stay up late is the fifteenth day of September. Is it too early to adjust the schedule now?

Mr. Lu said, don't care about the details and so much spicy!

But it seems a little early to go to bed now, so why not go find some entertainment and other pastimes first.

Lu Xiaotou's leisurely attitude finally made Master Yu unable to see it: "Are you so relieved?"

"Isn't there still you following?" Lu Xiaotou looked at him with a look of twitching eyes, "Axue has been gone for half an hour, why don't you go?"

Jade Rakshasa: "..."

Thousands of words turned into two words - heh!Ah!

In the end, Yu, father-in-law, Luo Sha still had to go out in person, and the number of people who could walk around the palace without being noticed can be counted on one hand in this world, and at this time in the capital, probably He was the only one left.

This is a sad story, let's light a carload of candles for my father-in-law (___)

But Yu Luocha wasn't too worried. After all, he had already followed Ximen Chuuxue once before during the Jinpeng Dynasty incident, and was never discovered by anyone, so he would definitely not be exposed at this moment.

Even if Ximen Chuuxue had doubts, he would not directly make any impulsive actions without grabbing his wrist.

Yu Luocha said that he knew his own son very well, what about Lu Xiaotou, a wild girl who became a monk on the way!what!and!he!Compare!

↑The exclamation mark above represents the mood that Master Yu is about to be driven crazy by his son-in-law [Candle] Yu Luocha changed her face again and quickly disappeared into the night.

Lu Xiaotou yawned, she thought about it, and was going to take care of her face.

She has already taken care of Ximen Chuuxue's face, so she doesn't have to worry about it; but her face can only be thought of by herself, if Ximen Chuuxue does it... Forget it, the picture is so beautiful that she dare not look at it→_→Toss After a while, just after she really put a mask on herself, an accident happened suddenly——

Lu Xiaotou only felt a pain in his stomach, and suddenly he was in a trance, and the scene in front of him completely changed.

She is... and Ximen Chuuxue switched bodies again?

The corner of Lu Gongzi's mouth twitched, and he instantly understood what was going on.

——Well, the long-delayed aunt period is here!

For this, she has long been used to _(: 3∠)_

But the problem is...

This is where?palace?Opposite her, there was a young man in a dark yellow robe walking back and forth to brush his existence, talking about something in a rambling manner.

Before Lu Xiaotou could adapt to the current situation, she heard the young man across from her ask the ending: "...What is Ximen Zhuang's idea?"

Confused Lu Xiaotou: "..." What do you mean? I don't know at all, okay? Σ(っ°Д°;)っThe young man who seems to be the emperor saw that she didn't speak, and kindly reminded her: "Ximenzhuang host?"

"Cough..." With a tragic heart, Mr. Lu suggested with the classic Ximen Chuuxue expression: "If it's convenient, can you repeat what you just said?"

emperor:"……"

He co-authored a long talk, but Ximen Chuuxue was simply in a daze and didn't listen? !

Do you want to be so shameless? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ probably noticed that the emperor's complexion is not very beautiful, and Mr. Lu gave me a rare face: "I was thinking about a problem just now, please forgive me."

Although she said a few more words, her acting skills exploded, and she saved the face of her lovely wife without being dragged out and shot a hundred times.

Ximen Chuuxue actually explained it!

It's Ximen Fuxue!

Fuck this is incredible!

The emperor's inner world is changing frequently.

It is said that Ximen Chuuxue is cold-tempered, he looks the same to everyone he sees, and he doesn't bother to answer strangers, just when we met before, he was still expressionless and indifferent to answering, but now he is quite good at it talk!This explanation made him lose his temper.

Mind wandering, everyone understands.

So the emperor felt... still uncomfortable and continued to fall (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻...but this was just what he thought in his heart.

Actually, Ximen Chuuxue's attitude is quite good.

The emperor changed his thinking.

As soon as he heard that Ximen Fuxue's tone, which was very similar to his hot and cold cousin, was not so cold, he unconsciously thought that his cousin was also talking softly (...) to himself, and then...

The emperor was instantly sobered up!

That picture is so beautiful that I almost cried!

Quickly blocked the strange brain hole that made his hair stand on end, the emperor felt that he had calmed down after going through the storm.

Probably because his cousin is from the rivers and lakes, and his attitude is so unreasonable. He is not dissatisfied with Ximen Chuuxue's appearance, and he is not dissatisfied with Ximen Chuuxue's shell that has been replaced by Lu Xiaotuxin. Seeing Ximen Chuuxue possessed by Mr. Lu in such a good way, he also liked it, and then, he wanted to chat for a while.

It is not easy to meet the iceberg type, especially another iceberg who is so similar to his cousin, but also has such a good attitude, the idea of ​​chatting a few more words suddenly popped up.

Who told his cousin not to chat with him, every time he said too much, he would get a slap in the face (▔ヘ▔#)

"Ximen, it's like this." The emperor rolled his eyes and laughed, "I just said that you and Ye... the city lord don't have much entertainment on weekdays. It just so happens that the moon is big and round on September [-]th. Why don't I put Taihe together?" The hall is poured out, you go up to play?"

Lu Xiaotou: "..." Still pouring it out to play?You are watching a monkey show!

It really is serious nonsense.

She didn't know how to poke the emperor's interest at all. She was not happy just now, but now it's just the two brothers?

Sure enough, men are fickle, especially menopausal men.

Seeing that Mr. Lu, who was wearing the Ximen Chuixue shell, was still expressionless, the emperor raised his eyebrows, and then urged: "Ye Gucheng asked you out twice, but you didn't reply, this is too bearable, right? Anyway I can't stand it."

If you can’t bear it, go ahead, and no one will stop you →_→

Lu Xiaotou answered silently in his heart, then continued to stare at him expressionlessly, the expression "I'll just quietly watch you pretend" in his eyes obviously didn't mean to hide, which made him look straight.

... Ximen Chuuxue is more difficult to deal with than his hot cousin =皮=! ! !

The emperor almost couldn't hold back, almost rolled his eyes.

"Ximen blowing..." He was about to roll up his sleeves when he heard a voice from outside, making him paralyzed as if the pause button had been pressed.

"Don't make trouble."

Lu Xiaotou also heard it.

This unfamiliar voice, she always felt that it was very similar to Ximen Chuuxue's, the kind that was emitting icy scum.

Probably due to staying with Ximen Chuuxue for a long time, Mr. Lu abruptly heard that he was spoiled from the cold and hard words!

She swears, it's definitely not an auditory hallucination!

Lu Xiaotou was a little curious, and followed the eyes of the emperor who was so obedient, and saw a man in white walking in from outside.

All the way is like entering the land of no one, there are no guards and internal supervisors to stop it.

It seems that he is a frequent visitor in the palace, a familiar face, everyone knows him.

Mr. Lu was so sure.

Lu Xiaotou doesn't know much about the clothes and styles of this era, and she has no plans to further study for the time being - the industries arranged by her father-in-law are enough for her to learn management, and Mr. Lu's busy life is very fulfilling , I finally got to the honeymoon period, if I don't coax the [cross out] wife [cross out] the husband, how can I have time to care about other things?

So, what Lu Xiaotou, who is wearing the Ximen Chuixue shell, now sees is wearing a suspected wooden crown on his head, wearing mainly white clothes, and holding a fistful in his hand. A sword that is expensive and not cheap.

The first thing Lu Xiaoto noticed was the wood on his head.The style actually looks pretty good, and when it is finished, it has a heavy sense of history, is very tall, and seems to be much lighter than metal products.

Mr. Lu thought for a while, and decided to go back in the future, and change the gold and silver headgear and so on, so it doesn't need to be so heavy at home.

then……

She saw the... mustache on the visitor's face again.

Lu Xiaotou: "..." Why do men in this era like to grow beards so much?

This person is quite handsome, but she doesn't like beards!

Ximen Chuuxue must not be allowed to grow a beard in the future, even if Ximen Chuuxue cries and cries to keep it, she will have to shave it clean when the aunt swaps bodies (￣ヘ￣*) [Make a fist! ]

...Is now the time to think about beards!

The villain in Mr. Lu's heart silently wiped his face, and immediately brought his thoughts back.

She faintly felt that this person seemed to be...

The emperor, who suddenly became serious, quickly called out to the man in white: "Cousin."

Oh, it turned out to be the emperor's cousin.

Lu Xiaotou thought calmly.

--wrong! ! !

The cousin or something is not the same thing as what she was about to come up with just now!

Before Lu Xiaotou could finish the small theater in her head, the man in white said coldly: "Ximen Chuuxue."

Very determined tone.

With such a familiar classic question and answer, Mr. Lu simply opened his mouth and said, "Ye Gucheng."

The tone is also very certain, Lu Xiaotou has already practiced the skill of pretending to beep to the point where he can be as fast as he wants, and there will never be a situation where he can't keep up with the development of the plot.

But now...

The man in white did not deny it.

Mr. Lu: "..."

The man in white: "..."

Speechless.

...Is it really Ye Gucheng? !

Lu Xiaotou: Σ(°△°|||)

It's not the point that this guy is Ye Gucheng, and it's not the point in the palace, but——Ye Gucheng is the emperor's cousin? !

At this moment, Mr. Lu's mind was already full of watte [beep] k.

You are fucking kidding me! ! ! ! ! !

↑One more exclamation mark than father-in-law represents Mr. Lu's inner world.

After roaring in his heart and swiping the screen, Lu Xiaotou felt that he was smeared by the malice of the big world!

I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love again ＿(:3∠)＿

Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue has always had a paralyzed face. No matter how active Lu Xiaotou, who occupies the shell, breaks through the sky, he will not be seen by others on the outside, which is gratifying.

Mr. Lu is very human. She runs her brain cells quickly and accepts this established fact with a calm mind. People can't help admiring his strong psychological acceptance.

only……

As soon as he saw Ye Gucheng's attitude towards the emperor, a sentence suddenly appeared in Lu Gongzi's mind——

Ododo of my fish lips...

Lu Xiaotou couldn’t look directly at the two guys who have been standing on opposite sides in the original book. The plot is so bad, it’s more like a sword (._°☆╲(-–)

——This heartless world!

At the same time, Hefangzhai.

Lu Xiaotou's shell paused, and a strange color appeared in his eyes for an instant, and then quickly covered it up.

Apparently, Ximen Chuuxue, who was once again put into Lu Xiaotou's shell, also understood the current situation.

...Even if he doesn't understand, he will understand with such a hot aunt in pain ╮(▔▽▔)╭Ximen Fuxue frowned slightly, and his pale face became even more bloodless because of his aunt's pain.

Before the soul exchange just now, he was listening to the emperor talking about the plan for September [-]th. At this moment, Lu Xiaotou changed the place hastily. Will there be any problems?

Ximen Chuuxue didn't know.

But what he should be most concerned about now is not how Lu Xiaotou's adventures in the palace are going, but Lu Xiaotou's face.

The face of the body he was sitting on at this moment.

Ximen Chuuxue raised his hand to touch it, as if the hard rice noodles had dried.

He instantly understood that it must be the mask that Lu Xiaotou had applied before... it had dried up.

Hard.

Ximen Chuuxue just wanted to twitch the corners of his mouth and eyes this time - the amount of mask Lu Xiaotou used was too large, so he fixed his face directly.

Fortunately, he had seen Lu Xiaotou put on a mask before, and knew how to wash it off, otherwise he would really be shocked by the weird face in the mirror.

After washing his face, Ximen Chuuxue went to find Yu Luocha.

But Jade Rakshasa is not there.

She must have followed him into the palace secretly.

Ximen Chuuxue secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it was the first time that he didn't have a headache because of his own father's arbitrariness.

Since Yu Luocha also sneaked into the palace, Lu Xiaotou is safe.

Ximen Chuuxue knew his own father very well, although Yu Luocha could not understand Lu Xiaotou, but it was his body that was in the palace at this time, and Yu Luocha would not ignore it.

Besides, Lu Xiaotou himself is quite witty, even if there is always a bit of helpless performance, he will not be indifferent to the occasion.

In this way, Lu Xiaotou's self-rescue ability is good, and Yu Luocha can save the scene secretly, no matter how you look at it, he can leave the palace alive.

Thinking of this, Ximen Chuuxue was calm, but it was none of his business whether the person in the palace was calm or not.

Or... should he light a candle for the Emperor?

A Lu Xiaotou is enough to cause headaches, and now we need to add a Jade Raksha...