[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

Chapter 5 What to do if my aunt runs out of towels

Sure enough, Lu Xiaofeng changed the topic to asking for help: "Ximen, we are so familiar, how about a favor?"

Lu Xiaotou resolutely refused, "Not interested."

The aunt's period has not passed, and the shell has not been replaced. If she dares to go like this, it may not be long before the news of "Ximen Chuuxue died in the desert" will spread all over the sky. She also belongs to the ranks of normal people. It would be strange for her to find her own death.And...if Shi Guanyin kills her, she might as well be killed directly (┳_┳)

Thinking about it this way, the world is really too dangerous, and it is easy to die... No, no, she needs to save herself!Lu Xiaotou thought about it carefully, or when she used this shell, she simply "reformed" and went to study to obtain fame, and then stay away from the world?Didn't it mean that in this era, scholars, farmers, businessmen are all arranged in this way?

Lu Xiaofeng had no idea to what extent the thinking of the person opposite had diverged. He stroked his beard with a wry smile, and was about to speak when he heard Lu Xiaotou suddenly say: "I closed a closed door a few days ago."

This obviously wrong answer made Lu Xiaofeng confused, so he followed it casually: "Ximen, your swordsmanship has improved again? Congratulations!"

"It's not." Lu Xiaotou looked at him sincerely: "After retreating, I had a great enlightenment, and decided to change my mind, start a new life, study hard, and gain fame in the future, so as to carry forward the Ximen family."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Ximen, let's see a doctor!" Ximen, you must have lost your mind, right? (°△°|||) Of course Ximen didn't gain and lose his mind, it's just that he changed his soul inside the shell.

"I'm not sick." Lu Xiaotou said seriously, "I'm not joking either."

"Ximen, you must have lost your mind for talking so much today!" Lu Xiaofeng felt that he was about to cry. If he had known that Ximen had been shut down once, his mind would have been shut down. Whatever he said...was useless. !

He silently supported his forehead, and sighed: "Sikong Zhaixing has been poisoned, I came to you to show him..." In the end, I had to find a doctor for you →_→ If it was just for detoxification... Lu Xiaotou thought Come to think of it, it wouldn't cause trouble.

In this case, there is only one problem left - she has no medical skills at all!

Although Ximen Chuuxue generally doesn't see a doctor, but after all, it's also a sign, isn't it?Just being corrupted by her outright like this is more or less unkind.

Lu Xiaotou thought about it, and decided to ask the specific situation first, and then make plans: "How is Sikong Zhaixing now?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at her in horror for a while, then said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "Ximen, let's go to the doctor..."

...Your reaction makes me think that Ximen Fuxue really should see a doctor.Lu Xiaotou turned his head silently, his eyes wandered...he wandered to Lu Xiaofeng's four eyebrows.Especially the following two, which are Ximen Chuuxue's hard work to get rid of the house life, and the popularity is quite high.

It was probably Lu Xiaotou's undisguised gaze that made Lu Xiaofeng feel the indescribable danger, he covered his precious beard vigilantly: "Ximen, do you want me to shave off my beard again?"

...Ximen Chuuxue has been blown?No, the point is that Lu Xiaoji is so conscious and proactive?Lu Xiaotou was immediately awed, and she nodded cooperatively: "Scratch."

He shouldn't be so mean!Lu Xiaofeng choked, then smiled wryly: "Ximen, are you just so displeased with my beard?"

Lu Xiaotou's attitude softened a little: "You are very precious about your beard?"

Lu Xiaofeng seemed to see the hope of keeping his beard, so he immediately nodded and said: "Lu Xiaofeng without beard is not Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."

"It seems that you really care about your beard." Lu Xiaotou pondered, "I can't be a villain either. Then..."

Tears welled up in Lu Xiaofeng's eyes: "Ximen, I knew you were a good friend!"

Lu Xiaotou continued expressionlessly: "Scrape the two above."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, Lu Xiaotou drew his sword decisively, took the opportunity to shave off his two eyebrows, took two steps back, and nodded in his heart with satisfaction - it seems that Ximen Chuuxue was holding the sword after falling asleep these days It's useful to practice the technique of peeling an apple, and lo and behold, how clean it is!

"Remember to wipe it clean." Ximen Chuuxue, who had lost her aunt's towel and came to the hall to ask Lu Xiaotou about related matters, saw this scene, her mood index increased a bit, and added fuel to Lu Xiaotou's fire.

Lu Xiaotou instantly understood what Lord Sword God meant, and at the same time took out a silk handkerchief, wiped the blade of the sword that had just shaved Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows, and threw the silk handkerchief aside in disgust after wiping.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Sighing, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuuxue, who was obviously a woman, but wearing men's clothes, who was wearing a sword god core, and the clothes on this girl were obviously Ximen Chuuxue's!Lu Xiaofeng, who instantly filled his brain with gossip, couldn't help asking: "Who is this?"

Lu Xiaotou replied with certainty: "This is my fiancé."

"..." Lu Xiaofeng's smile froze: "Xi, Ximen, are you joking? You must have said the wrong thing! This girl is your fiancée, right? Haha, I didn't expect Ximen Chuuxue to say the wrong thing sometimes !"

Ximen Chuixue gave Lu Xiaofeng a cold look, then turned and left.

Lu Xiaotou followed Ximen Chuuxue very consciously, and he didn't even look at Lu Xiaofeng.

Only Lu Xiaofeng was left alone touching his chest, feeling lingering in his heart: "Where did Ximen find his fiancée? Why is she even scarier than Ximen? But... Ximen is more human than before, and even more wicked."

Painfully touching his now bald eyebrows, Lu Xiaofeng shook his head with a wry smile, and followed.

Then he was blocked by the housekeeper: "Mr. Lu, the owner and Miss Lu have private matters to discuss, so you better not disturb them."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." What's with this mysterious aura of "I'll kill you if you dare to interfere with my landlord's love affairs"? !

"Abandoned" a Lu Xiaoji that was messy in the wind, Lu Xiaotou, who was wearing a Ximen Chuixue shell, was faced with the situation of "how to deal with the lack of hygiene [beep]" before he had time to prepare mentally.

Although she doesn't need to care about this kind of thing now, but Ximen Chuuxue is wearing her body after all, so she can't ignore it anyway.

Lu Xiaotou's eyes wandered for a while, and he tentatively suggested, "Why don't you ask the maid?"

Then... She felt a super cold air emanating from her body in an instant.

... Lu Xiaotou turned her head silently, she thought it was better to ask herself, after all, this was also a solution to her own small troubles.

As for the fact that she was wearing Ximen Chuixue's shell...

Lu Xiaotou said, anyway, Ximen Chuuxue is unwilling to follow the "normal route", so there is no need to keep things like image ╮(▔▽▔)╭So they coincidentally forgot about Lu Xiaofeng completely.

Lu Xiaofeng in Erkang's hand: "..."

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