[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours

After negotiating with Ximen Chuuxue, Lu Xiaotou acted as Ximen Chuuxue's agent.

Of course, this is just what Lu Xiaotou thinks he is negotiating. The actual situation is completely settled by Lu Xiaotou while fooling Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Chuuxue finally let out a sigh.

Lu Xiaotou himself is very tricky, and he already knew it, so what's the use of worrying about it now?

What's more...Lu Xiaotou is his wife.

He has to bear whatever the wife he marries does!

Actually, if you think about it from another angle, Lu Xiaotou can make a lot of trouble, but it also brings him a lot of joy, although... this so-called joy is based on his suffering.

But Ximen Chuuxue doesn't care that much.

...It's useless even if you care about it.

【Cross out】live with tears in eyes and smile 【Cross out】＿(:3∠)＿

Feeling that he has communicated properly with his wife (...), Mr. Lu is satisfied and ready to go to bed.

After a busy night, she was also quite tired.

Tired.

Ximen Chuuxue's body must be in good shape, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't sleep all night, but Lu Xiaotou, who is the core, can't do it, and it's always uncomfortable if he doesn't sleep all night.

She really is a normal human being.

Mr. Lu thought so.

Miss Ximen, who was classified into the abnormal human circle in a blink of an eye: "..."

Under such circumstances, it was wrong to refute anything, and Ximen Fuxue wisely kept silent.

Satisfied, Lu Xiaotou instantly turned into a 24-year-old boyfriend, serving brown sugar water to Mrs. Tang, and sewing a menstrual belt, which she is already very proficient in.

The servants of Wanmei Villa are very used to the owner being abnormal when his wife is abnormal every month, so they can not be surprised; but it is the first time for the people in Hefangzhai who have been staying in the capital to see their own family. It's a bit... unacceptable for the owner to look like this.

They need to slow down first.

Mr. Lu finally took good care of Miss Ximen, and when he was about to sleep under the quilt, Yu Luocha came back.

Because Lu Xiaotou listened to the gossip in the palace for too long, the father-in-law of Guomin really went to the palace again, but he was in vain.

At that time, Master Yu's heart was hehe.

He really wanted to haha ​​Lu Xiaotou's expression was absolutely unambiguous!

This girl Lu Xiaotou is just trying to beat him!First, he snatched his baby and smashed it, and then he was against him every time they met, and even took his little treasure to be disobedient, standing on the side of his daughter-in-law every minute, which made Yu Luocha really sad!

His son will not disobey his father's words!

It must be Lu Xiaotou blowing the pillow wind behind his back!

Therefore, Master Yu, who suffered from selective amnesia, had completely forgotten his son's indifferent attitude towards him.

In the middle of the night, he ran to the palace twice and didn't even provide hot tea. It's strange that the Jade leader is not angry.

... Sneaking into the palace secretly and asking the master to serve hot tea is what the father-in-law can do →_→ In short, Yu Luocha thinks that he is ready to do something when he meets Lu Xiaotou!

For the elderly, it is understandable to be stubborn in some aspects, um.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaotou was lucky enough to turn off the lights and go to bed before his father-in-law came back, which made Yu Luosha think that his son had gone to bed first, so he didn't bother him, otherwise it would be another night of chaos.

... However, if you can hide for a while, you can't hide for a lifetime, and you still have to face it the next day.

Lu Xiaotou slept until early in the morning.

In fact, she wanted to sleep until noon, and she really wanted to since she hadn't slept in for so long.

But Ximen Chuuxue is sleeping beside her, even Ximen Chuuxue in her shell is a creature whose biological clock is deeply embedded in the soul, and every day must wake up early.

Lu Xiaotou's deep resentment makes him want to separate from someone every morning!

It's a pity that this is just a thought, if you really want to do this... Lu Xiaotou, who was "taught" many times by Ximen Chuuxue using this as an excuse, was silently coaxed.

Mrs. Lu Ximen Xiaotou wiped her face, anyway, she is not a real man, so if you are cowardly, then be cowardly →_→... Only then will she remember that she is actually a girl!

A girl who is always in a man's body six or seven days a month.

Mr. Lu felt a little vicissitudes.

What made her feel even more vicissitudes was yet to come.

As soon as Lu Xiaotou was dragged out by Ximen Chuixue to practice swords, Yu Luocha came out full of energy.

"You didn't know to notify me when you came back last night?"

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." Facing such a menacing father, he actually had a feeling that he couldn't look directly at him.

"..." Mr. Lu was silent for a while, and looked at his father-in-law apologetically: "So the father-in-law went to find me? The son-in-law fell asleep with Axue as soon as he came back. He didn't know that the father-in-law was tired from running around. I feel guilty."

Jade Rakshasa: "..."

Lu Xiaotou yelled about "son-in-law" and "father-in-law" and lost his temper. Master Yu's attention was distracted. Now he only feels that his son has become a daughter in an instant!

absurd!

Yu Luocha gritted her teeth: "As Xiaobao's wife, how can you call my father-in-law?"

It turned out to be about this issue.Mr. Lu was stunned.

"Eunuch Yu?" Lu Xiaotou hesitated for a moment, but decided to speak directly, "If you call you like that, I always feel that you are calling the head of the palace...not as nice as the head."

Yu Luocha: "..." I'm going to explode in anger, okay? =皮=

Another war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law broke out!

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

In the face of a wife who is often abnormal and a father who is also frequently abnormal, no matter how he looks at it, he is not able to intervene, so when it comes to this kind of time, he just needs to calmly watch from the sidelines.

After the fight they stopped.

as predicted.

As soon as the countdown in Ximen Chuuxue's mind ended, Lu Xiaotou ran away first.

Although Master Yu was very angry this time, Mr. Lu also cleverly found an excuse - he was going to the palace, which was agreed last night.

Yu Luocha: "..." Run faster than a rabbit!

Ximen Chuuxue rubbed his forehead: "Father, stop making trouble."

Said so naturally.

Master Yu was not comforted at all, he felt deeply hurt!

His own son actually called him daddy so intimately because of a woman!Even if this woman is a daughter-in-law!

Yu's father-in-law finally couldn't hold back anymore, he was extremely wronged: "Xiaobao, how can you have a daughter-in-law and forget your father!"

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." He didn't even want to roll his eyes now, he just passed Yu Luocha and continued to practice his sword.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but it seems that the pain in the lower abdomen has been relieved by Yu Luocha's disturbance.

——If it can really relieve the pain, why not let his father do what he wants?It's like letting Lu Xiaotou toss about.

This tempting thought quickly flashed through Ximen Chuuxue's mind.