[Comprehensive martial arts] Kill the sword god, the villa is yours
Chapter 70 2 diseases can also wield a whip
Lu Xiaotou wore the Ximen Chuuxue shell that he hadn't seen for more than four months, and he was a little unaccustomed to it, probably because he was tired of Ximen Chuuxue's unloved face before, right?
Thinking of this, she quickly adjusted her mentality, corrected her attitude, and tried her best to be a good Ximen Chuuxue (...)!
Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue's wound was almost healed before she changed it, and a little bit of vigorous exercise didn't have much impact, and there was no problem with her daily life activities, so she didn't have to feel that she was being stabbed by a sword. I poked a heart-breaking pain.
Mr. Lu couldn't help sighing in his heart, the self-healing ability of the Jianghu people in this world is particularly powerful. Is this the magical use of internal strength?
Following this line of thought, her thoughts spread again. It is like diving from a [-]-meter cliff without breaking your brain, just like a three-meter diving platform, and you can move freely with hundreds of taels of gold and silver with you, and you can't tell it at all. It's like putting it in a dimensional space bag... Wait for a series of classic examples of martial arts plots that make science die, and finally return to Ximen Chuuxue.
Ximen Chuuxue had a friend who would never die, Lu Xiaofeng, so he was also infected with this kind of recovery power like eating a show?
Mr. Lu's eyes drifted uncontrollably to her own shell, and she was instantly confused by that unlovely expression, full of great world malice!
She had never realized that her own face could become so hot!
#That guy is pretending to force#
#Hands are itchy, as if beaten#
#No you wake up!That's your own body, you must hold back#
Lu Gongzi's mood was very subtle.
She silently wiped her face, then stared at Zhen Ximen Chuuxue with sharp eyes.
Ximen Fuxue in Lu Xiaotou's shell: "..."
Although his face is still expressionless, it looks like he is in his own shell, but the fluctuations in his heart can't lie to himself.
I don't know the reason, when Lu Xiaotou was in her own body before, the pregnancy reaction was basically negligible, except that she ate a little more.
But now that the core was replaced by Ximen Chuuxue, the pregnancy reaction suddenly became severe.A series of symptoms such as dizziness, fatigue, lack of energy, nausea and morning sickness, etc. all broke out, which caught people off guard.
And his diet changed all of a sudden.
Before, Ximen Fuxue always had a light taste, but now...
Looking at the sour and brightly colored thick layer of chili oil, Mr. Lu hesitated for a while, but finally he didn't dare to try this new dish that combines hot and sour taste.
But even though she didn't accept the strong hot and sour mixed with the new taste, she accepted the hot and red one alone.
Mr. Lu said that she likes spicy food the most!When eating Malatang before crossing, a large bottle of chili oil was not too much~o(*▔▽▔*)o~ But after crossing, I have been eating a table with Ximen Chuuxue, the lighter one is better for health, So she didn't bother to emphasize the spiciness.
Seeing Ximen Chuixue's taste for sourness and spicy food now, a strange revolutionary friendship emerges in Lu Xiaotou's heart!
——Finally able to eat a country!
↑This is Mr. Lu's first reaction.
As for her second reaction...
——Just let Ximen Chuuxue be pregnant for twelve months every year~(≧▽≦)/~↑Young Master Lu thinks so.
…I really dare to think about being pregnant every twelve months →_→ These are far away, let’s bring them back.
Facing Ximen Chuuxue like this, Lu Xiaotou's thoughts raced to the point again - seeing Ximen Chuuxue's reaction, could it be that her little wife is pregnant with dragon and phoenix twins?
The more Mr. Lu thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was very likely, so she told her father-in-law about this guess, and the deceitful tone made Master Yu almost limping.
However, Master Yu would not be so foolishly fooled by Mr. Lu!
He silently looked at the baby who was put on the shell of his daughter-in-law, and then looked at Lu Xiaotou who had smashed his baby's shell into a mess, finally sighed, and just replied "hehe "Two words, I am completely too lazy to say anything else.
He also looked away, even pregnancy can't separate the two of them, what else can he do?Anyway, his son has been with Lu Xiaotou all his life.
Besides...with Ximen Chuuxue in his arms, maybe his grandson will be even smarter?
Thinking of this, Master Yu's mood improved a lot.
In this way, a tearing [beep] war disappeared invisibly.
New achievements get√
With the idea of being out of sight and out of mind, Yu Luosha very straightforwardly handed over his pregnant (...) son (!!) to his daughter-in-law, and then went to secretly watch Lu Xiaofeng's misfortune Adventures too.
Ximen Chuuxue is not in any danger now, and his injuries are basically healed. If he continues to stay, what else can he do except watch his son conceive the child with a pale face in his daughter-in-law's body?It's better to torment Lu Xiaofeng!At least I can vent my anger on this little chicken, so as not to get mad at myself →_→ For this, Mr. Lu is very supportive.
After all, Yu Luocha stayed on the sidelines, so she always had the feeling of being surrounded by people in the zoo, although Ximen Chuuxue should be the main one being watched now.
but! Yes!
Ximen Chuuxue is wearing her shell!
Therefore, Lu Xiaotou was very happy that Yu Luocha retreated consciously.
"Madam was fine a while ago, why is she so sick with pregnancy?" The maid A outside the door was very worried, "Could it be that the young master suddenly became naughty?"
Maid B comforted, "Maybe the young master is happy to see the owner recovered from his injuries?"
Maid A suddenly realized: "So that's how it is! The young master knows in his wife's stomach that he cares about the owner of the villa. He really is a gift from heaven!"
Ximen Chuuxue who heard it: "..."
Lu Xiaotou who also heard it: "..."
"Xuexue, just tell me if you feel uncomfortable, don't hold back when you want to vomit!" Master Lu immediately responded to Gu Lai, she turned her head, and said to Ximen Chuuxue earnestly, "You are not alone now, you have to think about our children ! The capital of heaven!"
Ximen Chuuxue, who was pale and wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit: "..."
It's all right now, what kind of disposition to love, what kind of state of mind that sees through the world and only has the eternal state of swordsmanship, all of them are all taken by him now that he is also a mortal, a human, ah!
...is still a mortal who is pregnant→_→
Mr. Lu spread his hands.
She didn't think it was a big problem, anyway, it was agreed a long time ago that she was responsible for earning money to support the family, and Ximen Chuuxue only needed to be beautiful.
Mrs. Lu: Oh!Ah!clatter!
Mr. Lu: (o゜▽゜) o☆
At this time, Wanmei Villa received a letter.
To be precise, this letter was not addressed to Ximen Chuuxue, but to Lu Xiaotou.
The person who wrote the letter was the emperor.
Lu Xiaotou opened the letter and read the content, and immediately understood what was going on.
The letter was written in a rather cryptic way, and they didn't speak too directly, but they could make each other understand.
In short, even Ye Gucheng also suffered from the second-grade middle-school illness, whether it was a long time late or aggravated, which made the emperor extremely distressed, so he wanted to ask Ximen Chuuxue if he had the same symptoms.
If there is, then come over and discuss how to treat it together; if not, then you should come to the rescue, maybe Ye Gucheng sees Ximen Chuuxue's normal appearance and is stimulated by such a stimulation, it will be fine Woolen cloth?
Mr. Lu said that the emperor's idea is a good starting point, but it is useless.
Not to mention that Ximen Chuuxue also looks like a loveless second child, if they meet each other, maybe they will stimulate each other and have the opposite effect, holding hands and rushing all the way on the road of second disease, Even if you hit the protective grid, you will never look back!
...She was woken up by this terrible vision.
Mr. Lu thought about it carefully. She felt that since both Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng had this problem, it would not be a personal problem. If they can put the symptoms of the two together as a reference now, maybe they can improve their symptoms. What about the possibility of a cure?
Anyway, Ximen Chuuxue is pregnant with a child, and the reaction during pregnancy is so strong, it will be about five or six months before giving birth.For such a long period of time, Lu Xiaotou has been using Ximen Chuuxue's shell, to be honest, she is still a little uncomfortable.When exchanging before, the longest time was no more than seven days, but now...
Mr. Lu thought for a while, she should go to the capital to have a look, just take it as a release and adjust her mood!
What's more, after nearly a year of swordsmanship practice, she is no longer a person who knows nothing, at least when using the Ximen Chuuxue shell, it is absolutely easy to clean up ordinary Jianghu people.In addition, the capital city is not far from Wanmei Villa, and now everyone's eyes are attracted to the Western Demon Cult, so it's no problem to go to the capital city.
... But isn't it bad for her to just leave her pregnant wife behind?
Mr. Lu reflected on himself for a few seconds, and then he came up with a solution - get his father-in-law back!
With her father-in-law taking care of her, I believe that when she is not around, Ximen·Zhonger·Jiefu·Chuixue will be well taken care of.
Just went out to see Yu Luocha, who hasn't been making fun of people in the Jianghu for a long time: "..."
Lu Xiaotou is unreliable at all. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ When Master Yu came back, Lu Xiaotou had already put on the shell of Ximen Chuuxue and left Wanmei Villa.
This was the first time Mr. Lu left the village alone.
No matter whose shell she was in before, she and Ximen Chuuxue basically acted together, and the distance between the two of them would not exceed one city—except that Ximen Chuuxue went to help Lu Xiaofeng clear the Jinpeng Dynasty nearly a year ago. A sudden swap event that occurs when
In this incident, Mr. Lu also successfully destroyed the image of Ximen Chuuxue in the heart of his former crush Sun Xiuqing. He reckoned that he would never want to see Ximen Chuuxue again in his life [Candle] All in all, Lu Xiaotou is on top With the shell of Ximen Chuuxue, it was really the first time that he left Wanmei Villa voluntarily and alone.
Mr. Lu was still riding in a carriage.
She laid a thick cushion in the carriage, but it didn't look too bumpy.
After arriving in the capital, Mr. Lu still chose to stay in Hefangzhai.
After resting for a day, she took the sign given by the emperor and entered the palace with ease, with a sullen face, she did not embarrass Ximen Chuuxue in front of outsiders.
However, when she just stepped into the very familiar spicy side hall, she was shocked by someone——
"Ximen Chuuxue?!"
↑The voice is very... loud.
Mr. Lu paused, then quickly walked in, turned around and closed the door, and finally went inside.
"..." The emperor said with a very loud voice, his appointment was obviously Mr. Lu, but why did Ximen Chuuxue come?Didn't Lu Xiaotou say that Ximen Chuuxue was also seriously ill?How do you look at it now?
"You are fine? Then Lu Xiaotou said that you too... Are you cured now?"
Mr. Lu coughed lightly: "I am Lu Xiaotou."
emperor:"……"
——Obviously Ximen Chuuxue, you insist that you are Lu Xiaotou, do you think I am blind? !
"Don't fool me!" The emperor literally gritted his teeth.
...you are the one who is fooled ←_←
Lu Xiaotou was too lazy to argue with him on this issue, so he poured himself a cup of tea.
Emperor: "..." This action is definitely Lu Xiaotou!
But he was quite curious, how did Lu Xiaotou manage to look exactly like Ximen Chuuxue?There is no difference in height.
Before he opened his mouth to ask, he received some sympathetic words from Mr. Lu: "The matter of City Lord Ye...sorry."
emperor:"……"
What's the matter? !People are not dead yet, but there is something wrong with their brains! ! !
Probably aware that the emperor was about to lose his temper, Lu Xiaotou immediately continued: "I mean, the illness of Lord Ye has caused a lot of trouble to His Majesty, and my father-in-law is also very troubled by Ah Xue."
...Father-in-law or something, there are too many flaws, so let's ignore it →_→ Silently glanced at her, and the emperor nodded heavily with a bitter face.
If he had known that his cousin and Ximen Chuuxue could become like this in a sword fight, he would never have agreed in the first place!
Lu Xiaotou raised his hand and patted the emperor's shoulder, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite!
This is great, Ximen Chuuxue is not the only one who entered the second stage of senior middle school, but also Ye Gucheng who should have passed the second stage of middle school long ago.
But Ximen Chuuxue can be cured by pregnancy, but Ye Gucheng... Where can she find someone who can let Ye Gucheng experience the feeling of pregnancy?
Completely clueless!
Lu Xiaotou thought for a while, and finally recalled one thing from the almost wiped out plot memory - the later boss Gong Jiuyi appeared on the stage and asked for a whip, and he vomited disgustingly to Ximen Fuxue, who had already become a god of swordsmanship and had no human feelings up!
Gong Jiu's skill is extraordinary, maybe it can make people sick... How about it?
How about...try with Ye Gucheng first?
If it is confirmed that it is effective, and Ximen Chuuxue is still like that after giving birth, then she can directly take Gong Jiu back!Anyway, with Jade Rakshasa around, I'm not afraid that Gong Jiu will make any moths.
However, according to Ximen Chuuxue's current recovery, the second disease is expected to be cured after giving birth.
So Mr. Lu said sincerely: "I have an idea, maybe it can make Lord Ye recover a little bit."
The emperor had been deeply pained by his cousin's indifferent expression, now when he heard that Lu Xiaotou had a cure, he immediately asked, "What do you think?"
"Why don't you let City Lord Ye practice whipping." Lu Xiaotou suggested, "You don't need to be proficient, you just need to know how to whip people."
Emperor: "..." Doesn't that sound unreliable!
As soon as he was about to question, he was stared at by Lu Xiaotou, who was wearing a Ximen Chuixue shell, and the pressure increased, so he had no choice but to ask: "...Are you serious?"
Mr. Lu nodded: "Of course it's serious. And it's not the most important thing that it only makes people whipped. The key is to find someone."
The emperor thought about it, and felt that what Lu Xiaotou said was unreliable, but now that Ye Gucheng is like that, there is no way to go to the doctor in a hurry: "Who is it?"
"Your Majesty's cousin, Prince Taiping's son, his current name should be Gong Jiu."
Mr. Lu sold Gong Jiu's details without any pressure: "The Prince Taiping's son in Prince Taiping's mansion is a fake, and Gong Jiu is the real one. It's just that he saw King Taiping kill Princess Taiping, so he told him His father doesn't deal with it, his mind is twisted, and he has special needs for certain things. And this special need may have a therapeutic effect on Ye Gucheng's illness."
The emperor looked at her hesitantly: "Can it work?"
Master Lu patted his chest and promised: "I'm also planning to use this method to treat Ashue, but we have such a deep friendship, and Lord Ye and Ashe are bosom friends, so let's leave it to Lord Ye first!"
emperor:"……"
Although Lu Xiaotou said it was very selfless, but he always felt that something was wrong?
Thinking of this, she quickly adjusted her mentality, corrected her attitude, and tried her best to be a good Ximen Chuuxue (...)!
Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue's wound was almost healed before she changed it, and a little bit of vigorous exercise didn't have much impact, and there was no problem with her daily life activities, so she didn't have to feel that she was being stabbed by a sword. I poked a heart-breaking pain.
Mr. Lu couldn't help sighing in his heart, the self-healing ability of the Jianghu people in this world is particularly powerful. Is this the magical use of internal strength?
Following this line of thought, her thoughts spread again. It is like diving from a [-]-meter cliff without breaking your brain, just like a three-meter diving platform, and you can move freely with hundreds of taels of gold and silver with you, and you can't tell it at all. It's like putting it in a dimensional space bag... Wait for a series of classic examples of martial arts plots that make science die, and finally return to Ximen Chuuxue.
Ximen Chuuxue had a friend who would never die, Lu Xiaofeng, so he was also infected with this kind of recovery power like eating a show?
Mr. Lu's eyes drifted uncontrollably to her own shell, and she was instantly confused by that unlovely expression, full of great world malice!
She had never realized that her own face could become so hot!
#That guy is pretending to force#
#Hands are itchy, as if beaten#
#No you wake up!That's your own body, you must hold back#
Lu Gongzi's mood was very subtle.
She silently wiped her face, then stared at Zhen Ximen Chuuxue with sharp eyes.
Ximen Fuxue in Lu Xiaotou's shell: "..."
Although his face is still expressionless, it looks like he is in his own shell, but the fluctuations in his heart can't lie to himself.
I don't know the reason, when Lu Xiaotou was in her own body before, the pregnancy reaction was basically negligible, except that she ate a little more.
But now that the core was replaced by Ximen Chuuxue, the pregnancy reaction suddenly became severe.A series of symptoms such as dizziness, fatigue, lack of energy, nausea and morning sickness, etc. all broke out, which caught people off guard.
And his diet changed all of a sudden.
Before, Ximen Fuxue always had a light taste, but now...
Looking at the sour and brightly colored thick layer of chili oil, Mr. Lu hesitated for a while, but finally he didn't dare to try this new dish that combines hot and sour taste.
But even though she didn't accept the strong hot and sour mixed with the new taste, she accepted the hot and red one alone.
Mr. Lu said that she likes spicy food the most!When eating Malatang before crossing, a large bottle of chili oil was not too much~o(*▔▽▔*)o~ But after crossing, I have been eating a table with Ximen Chuuxue, the lighter one is better for health, So she didn't bother to emphasize the spiciness.
Seeing Ximen Chuixue's taste for sourness and spicy food now, a strange revolutionary friendship emerges in Lu Xiaotou's heart!
——Finally able to eat a country!
↑This is Mr. Lu's first reaction.
As for her second reaction...
——Just let Ximen Chuuxue be pregnant for twelve months every year~(≧▽≦)/~↑Young Master Lu thinks so.
…I really dare to think about being pregnant every twelve months →_→ These are far away, let’s bring them back.
Facing Ximen Chuuxue like this, Lu Xiaotou's thoughts raced to the point again - seeing Ximen Chuuxue's reaction, could it be that her little wife is pregnant with dragon and phoenix twins?
The more Mr. Lu thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was very likely, so she told her father-in-law about this guess, and the deceitful tone made Master Yu almost limping.
However, Master Yu would not be so foolishly fooled by Mr. Lu!
He silently looked at the baby who was put on the shell of his daughter-in-law, and then looked at Lu Xiaotou who had smashed his baby's shell into a mess, finally sighed, and just replied "hehe "Two words, I am completely too lazy to say anything else.
He also looked away, even pregnancy can't separate the two of them, what else can he do?Anyway, his son has been with Lu Xiaotou all his life.
Besides...with Ximen Chuuxue in his arms, maybe his grandson will be even smarter?
Thinking of this, Master Yu's mood improved a lot.
In this way, a tearing [beep] war disappeared invisibly.
New achievements get√
With the idea of being out of sight and out of mind, Yu Luosha very straightforwardly handed over his pregnant (...) son (!!) to his daughter-in-law, and then went to secretly watch Lu Xiaofeng's misfortune Adventures too.
Ximen Chuuxue is not in any danger now, and his injuries are basically healed. If he continues to stay, what else can he do except watch his son conceive the child with a pale face in his daughter-in-law's body?It's better to torment Lu Xiaofeng!At least I can vent my anger on this little chicken, so as not to get mad at myself →_→ For this, Mr. Lu is very supportive.
After all, Yu Luocha stayed on the sidelines, so she always had the feeling of being surrounded by people in the zoo, although Ximen Chuuxue should be the main one being watched now.
but! Yes!
Ximen Chuuxue is wearing her shell!
Therefore, Lu Xiaotou was very happy that Yu Luocha retreated consciously.
"Madam was fine a while ago, why is she so sick with pregnancy?" The maid A outside the door was very worried, "Could it be that the young master suddenly became naughty?"
Maid B comforted, "Maybe the young master is happy to see the owner recovered from his injuries?"
Maid A suddenly realized: "So that's how it is! The young master knows in his wife's stomach that he cares about the owner of the villa. He really is a gift from heaven!"
Ximen Chuuxue who heard it: "..."
Lu Xiaotou who also heard it: "..."
"Xuexue, just tell me if you feel uncomfortable, don't hold back when you want to vomit!" Master Lu immediately responded to Gu Lai, she turned her head, and said to Ximen Chuuxue earnestly, "You are not alone now, you have to think about our children ! The capital of heaven!"
Ximen Chuuxue, who was pale and wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit: "..."
It's all right now, what kind of disposition to love, what kind of state of mind that sees through the world and only has the eternal state of swordsmanship, all of them are all taken by him now that he is also a mortal, a human, ah!
...is still a mortal who is pregnant→_→
Mr. Lu spread his hands.
She didn't think it was a big problem, anyway, it was agreed a long time ago that she was responsible for earning money to support the family, and Ximen Chuuxue only needed to be beautiful.
Mrs. Lu: Oh!Ah!clatter!
Mr. Lu: (o゜▽゜) o☆
At this time, Wanmei Villa received a letter.
To be precise, this letter was not addressed to Ximen Chuuxue, but to Lu Xiaotou.
The person who wrote the letter was the emperor.
Lu Xiaotou opened the letter and read the content, and immediately understood what was going on.
The letter was written in a rather cryptic way, and they didn't speak too directly, but they could make each other understand.
In short, even Ye Gucheng also suffered from the second-grade middle-school illness, whether it was a long time late or aggravated, which made the emperor extremely distressed, so he wanted to ask Ximen Chuuxue if he had the same symptoms.
If there is, then come over and discuss how to treat it together; if not, then you should come to the rescue, maybe Ye Gucheng sees Ximen Chuuxue's normal appearance and is stimulated by such a stimulation, it will be fine Woolen cloth?
Mr. Lu said that the emperor's idea is a good starting point, but it is useless.
Not to mention that Ximen Chuuxue also looks like a loveless second child, if they meet each other, maybe they will stimulate each other and have the opposite effect, holding hands and rushing all the way on the road of second disease, Even if you hit the protective grid, you will never look back!
...She was woken up by this terrible vision.
Mr. Lu thought about it carefully. She felt that since both Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng had this problem, it would not be a personal problem. If they can put the symptoms of the two together as a reference now, maybe they can improve their symptoms. What about the possibility of a cure?
Anyway, Ximen Chuuxue is pregnant with a child, and the reaction during pregnancy is so strong, it will be about five or six months before giving birth.For such a long period of time, Lu Xiaotou has been using Ximen Chuuxue's shell, to be honest, she is still a little uncomfortable.When exchanging before, the longest time was no more than seven days, but now...
Mr. Lu thought for a while, she should go to the capital to have a look, just take it as a release and adjust her mood!
What's more, after nearly a year of swordsmanship practice, she is no longer a person who knows nothing, at least when using the Ximen Chuuxue shell, it is absolutely easy to clean up ordinary Jianghu people.In addition, the capital city is not far from Wanmei Villa, and now everyone's eyes are attracted to the Western Demon Cult, so it's no problem to go to the capital city.
... But isn't it bad for her to just leave her pregnant wife behind?
Mr. Lu reflected on himself for a few seconds, and then he came up with a solution - get his father-in-law back!
With her father-in-law taking care of her, I believe that when she is not around, Ximen·Zhonger·Jiefu·Chuixue will be well taken care of.
Just went out to see Yu Luocha, who hasn't been making fun of people in the Jianghu for a long time: "..."
Lu Xiaotou is unreliable at all. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ When Master Yu came back, Lu Xiaotou had already put on the shell of Ximen Chuuxue and left Wanmei Villa.
This was the first time Mr. Lu left the village alone.
No matter whose shell she was in before, she and Ximen Chuuxue basically acted together, and the distance between the two of them would not exceed one city—except that Ximen Chuuxue went to help Lu Xiaofeng clear the Jinpeng Dynasty nearly a year ago. A sudden swap event that occurs when
In this incident, Mr. Lu also successfully destroyed the image of Ximen Chuuxue in the heart of his former crush Sun Xiuqing. He reckoned that he would never want to see Ximen Chuuxue again in his life [Candle] All in all, Lu Xiaotou is on top With the shell of Ximen Chuuxue, it was really the first time that he left Wanmei Villa voluntarily and alone.
Mr. Lu was still riding in a carriage.
She laid a thick cushion in the carriage, but it didn't look too bumpy.
After arriving in the capital, Mr. Lu still chose to stay in Hefangzhai.
After resting for a day, she took the sign given by the emperor and entered the palace with ease, with a sullen face, she did not embarrass Ximen Chuuxue in front of outsiders.
However, when she just stepped into the very familiar spicy side hall, she was shocked by someone——
"Ximen Chuuxue?!"
↑The voice is very... loud.
Mr. Lu paused, then quickly walked in, turned around and closed the door, and finally went inside.
"..." The emperor said with a very loud voice, his appointment was obviously Mr. Lu, but why did Ximen Chuuxue come?Didn't Lu Xiaotou say that Ximen Chuuxue was also seriously ill?How do you look at it now?
"You are fine? Then Lu Xiaotou said that you too... Are you cured now?"
Mr. Lu coughed lightly: "I am Lu Xiaotou."
emperor:"……"
——Obviously Ximen Chuuxue, you insist that you are Lu Xiaotou, do you think I am blind? !
"Don't fool me!" The emperor literally gritted his teeth.
...you are the one who is fooled ←_←
Lu Xiaotou was too lazy to argue with him on this issue, so he poured himself a cup of tea.
Emperor: "..." This action is definitely Lu Xiaotou!
But he was quite curious, how did Lu Xiaotou manage to look exactly like Ximen Chuuxue?There is no difference in height.
Before he opened his mouth to ask, he received some sympathetic words from Mr. Lu: "The matter of City Lord Ye...sorry."
emperor:"……"
What's the matter? !People are not dead yet, but there is something wrong with their brains! ! !
Probably aware that the emperor was about to lose his temper, Lu Xiaotou immediately continued: "I mean, the illness of Lord Ye has caused a lot of trouble to His Majesty, and my father-in-law is also very troubled by Ah Xue."
...Father-in-law or something, there are too many flaws, so let's ignore it →_→ Silently glanced at her, and the emperor nodded heavily with a bitter face.
If he had known that his cousin and Ximen Chuuxue could become like this in a sword fight, he would never have agreed in the first place!
Lu Xiaotou raised his hand and patted the emperor's shoulder, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite!
This is great, Ximen Chuuxue is not the only one who entered the second stage of senior middle school, but also Ye Gucheng who should have passed the second stage of middle school long ago.
But Ximen Chuuxue can be cured by pregnancy, but Ye Gucheng... Where can she find someone who can let Ye Gucheng experience the feeling of pregnancy?
Completely clueless!
Lu Xiaotou thought for a while, and finally recalled one thing from the almost wiped out plot memory - the later boss Gong Jiuyi appeared on the stage and asked for a whip, and he vomited disgustingly to Ximen Fuxue, who had already become a god of swordsmanship and had no human feelings up!
Gong Jiu's skill is extraordinary, maybe it can make people sick... How about it?
How about...try with Ye Gucheng first?
If it is confirmed that it is effective, and Ximen Chuuxue is still like that after giving birth, then she can directly take Gong Jiu back!Anyway, with Jade Rakshasa around, I'm not afraid that Gong Jiu will make any moths.
However, according to Ximen Chuuxue's current recovery, the second disease is expected to be cured after giving birth.
So Mr. Lu said sincerely: "I have an idea, maybe it can make Lord Ye recover a little bit."
The emperor had been deeply pained by his cousin's indifferent expression, now when he heard that Lu Xiaotou had a cure, he immediately asked, "What do you think?"
"Why don't you let City Lord Ye practice whipping." Lu Xiaotou suggested, "You don't need to be proficient, you just need to know how to whip people."
Emperor: "..." Doesn't that sound unreliable!
As soon as he was about to question, he was stared at by Lu Xiaotou, who was wearing a Ximen Chuixue shell, and the pressure increased, so he had no choice but to ask: "...Are you serious?"
Mr. Lu nodded: "Of course it's serious. And it's not the most important thing that it only makes people whipped. The key is to find someone."
The emperor thought about it, and felt that what Lu Xiaotou said was unreliable, but now that Ye Gucheng is like that, there is no way to go to the doctor in a hurry: "Who is it?"
"Your Majesty's cousin, Prince Taiping's son, his current name should be Gong Jiu."
Mr. Lu sold Gong Jiu's details without any pressure: "The Prince Taiping's son in Prince Taiping's mansion is a fake, and Gong Jiu is the real one. It's just that he saw King Taiping kill Princess Taiping, so he told him His father doesn't deal with it, his mind is twisted, and he has special needs for certain things. And this special need may have a therapeutic effect on Ye Gucheng's illness."
The emperor looked at her hesitantly: "Can it work?"
Master Lu patted his chest and promised: "I'm also planning to use this method to treat Ashue, but we have such a deep friendship, and Lord Ye and Ashe are bosom friends, so let's leave it to Lord Ye first!"
emperor:"……"
Although Lu Xiaotou said it was very selfless, but he always felt that something was wrong?
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