[Comprehensive] Mary Sue halo

In July, the Chunin Exam officially began.

The first exam has nothing to do with Jun Malu and me. To be precise, we have nothing to do later. Examiners have been arranged for each exam. The most we have to do is to maintain the safety of the village and prevent other forces from taking advantage of it. As for entering, the rest is just watching.

But even if you watch, there is nothing to watch in the first exam, and you can't watch the second exam. After all, only the third exam is worth watching. After all, a venue is specially set up to invite many heavyweight guests to watch Exams.

In fact, speaking of it, this system of spectators watching in a circle reminds people of ancient Roman fighting beasts.Of course, even if you win the Chunin exam, it's better not to kill anyone, so it won't be as bloody as the Colosseum in ancient Rome.

In the first written test, Haruno Sakura and Sasuke were very sure, only Naruto, who was so funny, almost got passed the first test, and finally got lucky and passed the last question to stay.

I almost couldn't help but toss his head open to see what's inside him. Kimomaro and Sasuke are both academic masters, why is it that Naruto who is mixed with them has an empty head? It is due to talent →_→.

Shortly after the first exam, there is the second exam.

All remaining candidates have to enter the death forest for a five-day survival test.

I squatted on a tree not far away, gnawed on an apple and watched the red beans show off its power. While scaring Naruto, I warned a grass ninja.

Looking at the other ninjas, they were all frightened by Hongdou's dangerous behavior, at least they didn't dare to do anything out of the ordinary before the exam started.

I squinted my eyes and laughed, Hongdou is so good at it, it frightened the examinees so quickly.

Just as I was about to change trees and squat, I saw Gaara from Sand Ninja Village suddenly raised his head and looked at me—the green eyes were full of murderous intent, but I unconsciously noticed the thick dark circles under his eyes , um, it's a fight with giant pandas hahahaha.

When I saw his expression getting worse, I realized that I seemed to really laugh.

Oh no, what if he goes crazy?

I immediately threw away the apple core, turned around and jumped off the tree. Anyway, I won’t be able to watch the next exam. It’s better to avoid this little monster from a distance. After all, I’m not Bumpman!

After the second exam, I heard that the little monster Gaara was rampant in the forest==...It must not be my business, um, sure.

Because those who passed the second test will soon have the third test in the tower, so Naruto and Sasuke are still in the death forest. I am not an examiner, and I am not qualified to watch... .

Hey, I'm a little bored, and I don't dare to take the task. What if I have been out of the village for a long time and can't catch up with the third exam?

After much deliberation, I still didn't think it was any fun. I turned around twice in boredom before going back to squatting at home, but when I passed by a bathhouse, I unexpectedly found a familiar figure.

I looked at the white-haired ninja squatting at the door, waiting for an opportunity to peep, and couldn't help but sigh. If you want to peek, you need to use a smarter method. Why is the transformation technique used?This is the time to use it!

Stupid humans!

"Hey, uncle lecherous." I patted him on the shoulder: "Are you drawing materials for your creation again?"

He replied to me without looking back: "Hey, hey, yes, this time I'm going to create a book...Huh?! It's you!"

He looked back and saw my face, jumped back like a frightened frog, jumped straight into the bathhouse, and was thrown out again by screams and a pile of tub handkerchiefs.

I fixed my eyes on Jiraiya who was in a mess, and shook his head pretendingly: "Hey, senior Jiraiya, why are you so careless? Even if it is for art, you must pay attention to your personal safety."

He blushed, coughed and stood up: "Well... Long time no see, Kagura, you've grown up too, hahaha."

I shook my fingers: "No, no, no, I'm still a long way off. My goal is the theatrical version. The current animated version can't satisfy me at all."

"Huh?" He was stunned for a rare moment, and then scratched his head after a few seconds: "Oh, I can't even understand what young people are saying now."

I think about it too, probably no one in this world can understand the few words I popped up out of nowhere, although sometimes I don’t quite understand what the specific meaning is, it’s like... I know ‘Kagura’ The theatrical version and the animated version are different, but in fact I can't think of anything except the Baotou cheongsam.

It's kind of boring to think about it that way.

Hey, I sighed, and decided not to dwell on this question: "Senior Ziraiya, do you want to eat meatballs?"

After walking into the meatball shop, I suddenly realized that Jilai also seemed to like drinking more... But forget it, it is impossible for him to ask an underage girl to accompany him to the bar?

After ordering some meatballs, Jiraiya and I sat down and chatted about the past few years. Compared with Junmalu and I living a peaceful life in the village, Jiraiya's experience is obviously much richer, although He has never said what his purpose is, and I don't want to ask, anyway, it is enough to know that he is for Konoha.

After staying in this village for so long, I also feel a little nostalgic for this feeling of home. It can be said that this is the world I have stayed in for the longest time. If possible, I still hope to live here in peace.

After chatting for a while, I remembered one thing. Kakashi said before that his ninjutsu is more suitable for Sasuke to learn, so he planned to teach Chidori to Sasuke within a month after the end of the qualifiers. A nirvana or something.

As for Naruto, he said he would find another teacher to train him.

I looked at Jiraiya in front of me. Although he is lecherous and wretched, he is quite reliable in battle, and he is one of the Sannin... No matter how you look at it, he is a good candidate!

I rubbed my chin and shouted to the boss: "Boss, two more strings of meatballs!"

Zilai also smashed his mouth, shook his head: "Hey, what's so delicious about meatballs, let's go drink with the old man sometime."

I took the ball from the boss and pushed it in front of him, and said with a smile, "This is what I invited you to eat, Senior Jiraiya."

"Huh?" He looked at me suspiciously, but didn't reach out to take it: "You girl, will you invite me to eat meatballs for no reason? Do you have something to ask me for help!"

I raised my chin: "Oh, don't say that, I've ordered all the meatballs today." After a pause, I said again: "It's just a small thing."

He showed an expression of "as expected", and picked up the ball and stuffed it close to his mouth: "Hmph, tell me, I ate your food, so I will help you naturally."

I clapped my hands: "Senior Ziraiya is so refreshing! Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to train that incompetent kid in my family in the next month."

Jilai also showed a strange look: "You mean... Junmaro? Does he still need my training?"

"No, no, no," I shook my head: "It's Naruto, he's going to take part in the third round of the Chunin Exam, but his current strength is really embarrassing..."

He froze for a moment, then touched his head: "Naruto? Uzumaki Naruto?"

I looked directly at him and spread my hands: "Yeah, he's the only one who worries me. Mom said it hard for me."

He kept looking at me for a long time before slowly laughing; "That's it, don't worry, leave it to me, and make sure to train that kid well."

He hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to touch my head: "Thank you."

I slapped him away: "Why are you thanking me? I'm working for the welfare of my children, okay?"

"Hahahahaha" Ji Laiye smiled boldly twice, touched his chin with a wretched expression, and looked at me with an inexplicable look: "If I remember correctly, that child is two years younger than you. .. tsk tsk..."

I pulled out the umbrella, stepped on the stool with one foot, stabbed him in front of him, and looked at him expressionlessly: "Senior Jiraiya, I am not like you, I have morals, I am a pedophile or something." no."

He smiled wryly and waved his hands: "I know, I know, your skills are getting faster and faster. In a few years, the old man may not be able to react."

Although I know what he said is a bit exaggerated, but I am willing to accept it if someone praises me. I calmly took my umbrella and sat down. Goosebumps are rising, and there is an inexplicable sense of incest."→_→

He froze for a moment, then seemed to think of something: "Then... Jun Ma Lu?"

I glanced at him: "It's also incest, okay? That's a child I raised with my own hands!"

After hearing this sentence, his expression was unpredictable, first surprised, then a little happy, and soon became tangled, and finally fixed at "Fuck, you must be teasing me" Now my heart is almost With a broken expression like this, he slowly said word by word: "You...you can do it yourself. "

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After I made an appointment with Jiraiya to start training Naruto tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I parted ways with him in front of the meatball shop, and he probably turned back to the bathhouse →_→, and I also went home with an umbrella.

However, the phrase he said 'good for oneself' still makes me a little bit concerned.

I'm sure I don't have the idea of ​​"wanting to marry him and have monkeys" with Junma Lu. I also know that Mary Su's aura has a great influence on Junma Lu, but... how can I stay away from him?

He is my relative... It can be said that he is the person who has been with me for the longest time after I lost my memory. How could I leave him?

"Kagura!" When I entered the door, Junmaro was looking at the scroll and found me back, showing a gentle smile: "Welcome back."

I stared blankly at his smile, and suddenly wanted to know, was this strong feeling influenced by Mary Sue's halo, or was it because he really liked me?

Probably seeing that I didn't respond, he slowly suppressed his smile, stood up and pulled me: "What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"

I looked at his nervous expression, wanted to speak but couldn't speak, hey, Kimaro, do you... really like me?

Or......

So annoying.

If only he hadn't been brought out with him then.

No, no.

I think of the few worlds I have lived in before, those people who clearly expressed their love to me, is their love fake or real?

This has nothing to do with Junmalu, it's not his fault, it's my fault.

It would be great if there is no Marysu halo.

It would be nice to have no such thing.

Ah, I really want to kill God.