The good times of Fujin

His Majesty the Emperor looked at the brochure handed over by the dark guard No. 15 twitchingly, feeling infinitely moved in his heart.What kind of world is this!He suddenly felt that the script of "Plum Blossom Brand" he read back then was written by a Taiwanese woman casually, and Shuo Wang's place was the biggest foreshadowing!Just like this, the "Story Behind" program can definitely be started...

What about the deep love between husband and wife?What about treating it as your own?What about listening and believing?Shuo Wang, you fucking opened the door to another dimension for me!If the emperor is still him in the 21st century, then the tabloid reporters under his banner must be asked to follow Shuo Wang 24 hours a day. With this posture, the headlines on the entertainment page, the headlines on the social news page, and the status of "the emperor's relatives" that Shuo Wang turns around, are appropriate. Sure enough, it can also be mixed with a page in the current affairs news page!

After some ideological struggle, the emperor made a difficult decision: "Tell Fifteen, within a week...within seven days, even if evidence is produced, I have to solve King Shuo's family!" What kind of things are they? The man in charge is indistinguishable from male and female, and Fujin who is in charge of the family thinks all day about how to turn his daughter into a daughter-in-law, but side Fujin and his concubine can make a lot of money... The leader of the dark guard received the emperor's highest instruction and quietly retreated. When he got off, he went quietly, just as he came quietly.

His Majesty the Emperor thought that this matter was over, but he forgot that he was not the only one who was in Mao'er Alley that day.When it was time to go to bed in Kunning Palace at night, the queen asked coldly, "How did King Shuo's family solve the outer room in the end? No, you seemed to have told me back then that the outer room was the real one. Grid?!"

The emperor, who was a little drowsy just now, felt a little suffocated. Does this make people have a good rest?Shuo Wang's family is not a good thing, I was disgusted in the booklet, and I will be disgusted once before going to bed!Blaming anger for no reason is a must-have skill for people who are sleep-deprived and irritated when they wake up.

If the queen's curiosity was not satisfied, the emperor would naturally not be able to sleep peacefully, so he had to choose the content that he thought was not disgusting and tell the queen to listen to it.However, even so, it is unavoidable to explain to the Queen a little bit about Shuo Wang's special hobby of "hiding under others".Because he really couldn't explain to his wife why Shuo Wang and Shuo Wang Fujin respected each other like ice, but they still obeyed Fujin's advice.Just kidding, that Huai'an is obviously from Fujin!

After listening to the "Emperor's Bookstore" column, Jing Xian couldn't recover for a long time.Although the love of broken sleeves and Long Yang's obsession have existed since ancient times, she has never heard of a living example.Although my brother was messing around at home, the dirty things outside would never reach her ears.After getting married, it is Hongli's backyard, and Hongli is not good at it, so he will not know these things.If you are not surprised by this kind of thing, then it has to be the businessman and Prince Hongzhou, but whose uncle will tell you how incredible it is that the small restaurant under his name has taken over when he is chatting about the family? Is it a guest?Not to mention sister-in-law, even Elinbu, Hong Zhou would not be able to say it.

As soon as "The Emperor's Bookstore" ended, the emperor closed his eyes and lay down, thinking that he could finally fall asleep at this moment, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Jing Xian who was overly frightened, sitting there in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking .For a moment, His Majesty the Emperor was quite complacent: "Oh, Jing Xian can't even accept such a trivial matter, her ability to accept it is really poor.

Whether the Queen's ability to accept is good or not is not something we should worry about. Anyway, if she can't accept it, His Majesty the Emperor will not be able to sleep peacefully.However, there is one person whose ability to accept is surprisingly good.That is what we mentioned above, the great No. 1 dude of the Qing Dynasty, the leader of night entertainment in the Qing Dynasty, No. [-] and Prince Hongzhou.Adhering to the dark mentality that his own disgust is not as disgusting as that of others, the emperor copied the "Investigation Report on Fucha Yueli" and sent it to Hong Zhou who was about to enter the bed.

Originally, the Prince and Prince were in Fujin's room in the main courtyard, ready to wash and sleep. After receiving the news reported from layer to layer, they thought that something serious had happened to the Qing Dynasty, so they hurriedly dressed again and came to the front door in a hurry. courtyard study.Waiting for the guard to pass the folder up at the sticky pole here, without waiting for the prince's feedback, he slipped away with oil on his feet.

Because it was sent by the guard at the sticky pole, he and the prince did not dare to delay. When he read the first page, his face was normal. When he turned it over to look at the second page, he had a smirk. At the end, he and the prince He was also infected by his brother's laughter, and started laughing loudly.In view of the fact that laughing with the prince is not the hearty feeling of the emperor, he is also a little sinister, a little bit of a treacherous minister's tricks, if Hong Zhou is a woman, it is probably the big sister Yaoni "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ~~~ "status.Such laughter is really creepy in the silent night.The various officers on duty standing around Hong Zhou's study said that the prince is going to trick some adult again...a minute of silence for that adult...

Hong Zhou turned the booklet from front to back, thought about it, and turned out the part of King Shuo. While reading it, he smiled strangely. He even ordered Li Dequan to prepare tea and melon seeds, and after thinking about it, put this part on the The possibility of a stage... well, we can't perform in a regular place, and we still have a special place that is legally profitable!Before he knew it, midnight passed... Seeing that the sky was about to dawn, Hong Zhou directly stayed in the study.

Early the next morning, without even eating, he packed up and left the palace, heading straight to Mao'er Alley.Bang Bang knocked open the stronghold on the sticky pole, caught a hidden guard and asked, "Which one is that who climbed the roof of Fucha Yueli?" As the emperor's direct younger brother, Hong Zhou was the only one who was not adopted Brother, I still know a thing or two about the forces at the sticky pole.It should be said like this, if his brother wants him to know, he must know, and if his brother doesn't want him to know, he will pretend not to know even if he knows.Proper brother of the nation!

"Go back to the lord, I'm next." After Shiba went out one stop, Hong Zhou was stunned: I'm going to his grandma!It's actually a woman?This brochure was written by a popular vernacular in the neighborhood, but it was actually written by a woman?If it were placed under the flyover, Liu Mazi would have nowhere to stand! "Come on, go into the house, and tell me everything you saw in full! That so-and-so, go, buy some steamed stuffed buns for you, dim sum porridge, and so on. I'll just follow here today." Listening to the book! Liu Dezhu, go to the palace to hand over a booklet, and tell my brother, that I will investigate the illegal evidence of Fu Cha and Yue Li for him today, and I will definitely let him clean up that foreigner at the next court meeting. Wang with a different surname."

My lord, can you choose any excuse for skipping work at will... Investigate the illegal evidence of Fucha Yueli... The so-called spring and autumn pen, hehe...

Liu Dezhu carried Hongzhou's steaming letter of leave written last night before he fell asleep this morning, and went to the palace nervously.I heard that His Majesty the Emperor recently introduced a time and attendance system. Even if there is a leave certificate, the salary will be deducted if there is no diagnosis from the imperial doctor... Your lord, I am so happy that I forgot it?forget?You are so stupid and naive, your prince asked for "personal leave" and there is no need to ask for leave.As the unreliable younger brother of His Majesty the Emperor, Hong Zhou got the right to have three paid personal leave a month after three rolls in the Compassionate Ning Palace.As the saying goes, the Tao is one foot tall, and the devil is one foot high. It is still relatively difficult to deduct the salary of the prince...

The emperor had already expected this ending when he asked someone to send news to Hongzhou. If he didn't watch this excitement, how could he be worthy of his enthusiasm for gossiping while pretending to be a beggar.Hong Zhou's ability to accept, to a certain extent, was even higher than his ability to accept.Modern people can't afford funerals or anything like that!Or, in the Qing Dynasty, we can also run "Fruit Weekly" and "Xdu Daily" to enrich everyone's entertainment life?

On the emperor's side, it's time to go up to the court, and it's time to approve the papers, but Hong Zhou is scratching his head and scratching his head.Although Shiba's storytelling ability is more vivid than that of the female elders in the teahouse, it is not a live broadcast after all. After all, hearing is believing, seeing is believing.In other words, this eighteen is also a talent, a big girl, when it comes to the lively and fragrant in Shuo Wang's study, her face does not change at all, her tongue is fluent, and she doesn't feel embarrassed at all.If Shuo Wang also crawled on the Internet, he would definitely say: Girl, I respect you for being a hero!

The heroic girl Shiba finished telling the colorful story to Hong Zhou, she looked at Hong Zhou with unsatisfactory expression, and instinctively smelled the same message from Shiba, who made a strange suggestion: "My lord, the study room of Shuo Wangfu is very poorly guarded, just two more people lying on the floor On the roof, it should be fine..." Before the eighteenth sentence was finished, she was kicked by the steward of the courtyard and knelt down on the ground, pleading guilty while pressing her head.

"My lord, please spare me. Eighteen offends my majesty, please forgive my lord." Damn, that's He Shuo and the prince, the super-grade lord who enjoys the salary of both princes. You ask him to climb with you, a secret guard who can't even see his identity. roof? !You don't want to die?Over the years, the sticky pole has also been focusing on cultivating the ability of these hidden guards, completely forgetting to cultivate their ability in dealing with the world. For example, eighteen, as a humanoid bug, there is no problem at all, but as a human being, it is a bit off-line .No, I'm going to cheat my boss...

"You said... Is it possible that this king can go to the room by himself without being discovered by the people in the room?" Hongzhou rubbed his chin and asked very seriously, which shocked the jaws of everyone except eighteen: my personality My lord, do you really want to climb the roof? !Your Majesty, your younger brother is about to go to the house to expose the tiles, do you really care?You should drag him back to court!This is the unanimous heartfelt voice of all the hidden guards in Maoer Hutong, plus Lasagna tears streaming down my heart...