The good times of Fujin

Qianlong looked at the Prince He below, his face dripping with happiness, and he was quite unhappy in his heart.I dealt with a femme fatale yesterday, not to mention being "rebuked" by the empress dowagers of the two palaces, and even sacrificed "body" for righteousness, but your boy's August [-]th was a full moon!What happened?Hey, it was the fifteenth day yesterday, and the secret guard's note should be handed in. Let's see what bad things this kid has done at home after the court!Qianlong thought indignantly.

Although Little Pliers didn't mean to guard against Prince He in this life, but he couldn't stand him. He has a father who is a bit more controlling. His father has always had a secret line in Prince Bao's Mansion and Prince He's Mansion, but later Hongli became the emperor. Those who monitored him became his subordinates, and he destroyed all the "observation notes".However, he did not withdraw the manpower from Prince He's Mansion, so according to the usual practice, if there is no "major accident", every half a month, the "Observation Notes on Life with the Prince" will be sent to the hidden box in the Hall of Mental Cultivation. Waiting for the emperor to read.And it doesn't matter whether he reads it or not, in half a month, there will still be another secret book to replace.

Therefore, the secret guard is actually a very hard job. Regardless of whether the emperor looks at it or not, you must faithfully record the objects you observe for the emperor to understand.Because once the emperor discovers a certain problem, but you don't, then you are "negligent of duty", and this punishment can be big or small.

After dismissing those sycophants who can only sing praises and Qingliu ministers who pay attention to every penny, the emperor is not in a hurry to read today's memorial, he opened the hidden compartment, opened the secret folder, and turned to the end, wanting to see what his younger brother said last night. What the hell happened.The above is roughly something like this:

(Let's switch the narrative)

Time, August [-]th, place and Prince's Mansion

In view of the fact that the court was about to go to court at the fifth watch, Hong Zhou could only get up at 4 o'clock in the morning.He yawned indecently, pulled on his night shoes, squinted his eyes, and naturally a maid dressed him.After the clothes were put on, E Linbu personally took a warm wet handkerchief to help him wipe his face, and Hongzhou opened his eyes.He rinsed his mouth with green salt, put on his boots, and walked out of the inner room. A hot breakfast was already on the table.

Drinking a small bowl of japonica rice porridge, paired with his favorite crystal dumplings, and the pickled vegetables specially bought by Erinbu from Quanfuju, life is really comfortable... Think about his emperor's brother even in his normal life During the day, there are no more than three mouthfuls of favorite dishes, and the small box feels sorry for him.He definitely didn't mean to gloat!Please trust his character!

After breakfast, I saw that it was still a little early, so I told my Fujin again, and I will tell Yongying about the rules in a while. Today, the master is going to take his son out to show off, so there is no need to hide clumsiness, as long as you don’t overdo it. Second elder brother, and the eldest son of the prince's mansion still need some "talent"!kindness?His fourth brother would be taboo?No, it’s good for children to be smart, and there is another saying that goes, “It’s not necessarily good to be old when you’re young”!It's too early to hide clumsy or something.

After chatting for a while, under Elinbu's earnest eyes, Hongzhou went up to the court unsteadily.

August [-]th is a big dynasty, many people came, and people from all levels who saw him would say hello, or he would say hello, or he would say hello to people (especially uncles and uncles). Generally speaking, as an emperor, he has grown up The younger brother who received the salary of the two princes, everyone still gave him face.But there are exceptions, only the Shuo Wang of the Waiba Road, who is not even sure of his rank, didn't even greet him well, and when he met him, he just arched his hands and passed by. Someone in the square beat him up.However, Xiao Hezi thinks he is a younger brother worthy of his elder brother (is there any?), in order not to disturb his fourth elder brother's court meeting, he calmly regards King Shuo as a moving stake.

Even if it's a grand court meeting, it's impossible to impeach corrupt officials and cruel officials, emphasize the corruption of the Eight Banners, summarize the key points of work, and praise the emperor's martial arts... These things don't matter to him as an absurd prince, really.There are corrupt officials, children of the Eight Banners who violate the law and discipline, and they should be sent to the Ministry of Punishment, and they should be sent to the Guanzong Mansion. At that time, he will have plenty of ways to play with them.These complicated pre-crime discussions are really boring, so boring, Hongzhou slightly lowered his head and pursed his lips to hold back a yawn, his eyes were a little moist.Hey, why isn't it over yet...

Finally, the court meeting was over, and the emperor took his elites to the South Study Room to continue discussing the "reform plan to enrich the country and strengthen the army." None of these "elites" was with the prince.Of course, it's not that the emperor never thought of bringing his younger brother over to work for his life, but unfortunately, he just didn't want to get in, and even ran to the empress dowagers of the two palaces to play and roll, just asking for "comfort". Regarding this, Qianlong couldn't help but sigh. I can only sigh.As a person who aspires to take "the ridiculous prince" as his lifelong goal, we can only say that the prince is getting closer and closer to his ideal.

After leaving the court, he and the prince went back to the palace, changed into casual clothes, ate some snacks, and went out for a walk with the bird cage.Liulichang, Tianqiao, places of famous artists, these are the places where the Prince and Prince often go.Because half a year had passed since the late emperor's funeral, the people on the street were still dressed brightly, and the whole street market showed a sense of prosperity.

Strolling around Dongzhimen Outer Street, where there are relatively many ordinary people, I saw one person who sold his body to bury his father, brother, mother, and younger brother. There were men, women, and young children. beautiful" or something.On the way back, I watched the PK between a butcher and a vegetable vendor. When passing by Baiweixuan, I bought some candied snacks that Fujin likes to eat, and I instigated (taught?) the Xuncheng Yushi to arrest a bullying dude. Seeing the boy being taken away by the censor while wailing "My father is XX", He and the prince expressed satisfaction with today's itinerary.

Back to the palace, take a rest, vividly display his "comic dialogue fan" instinct, tell Erinbu about his "capital tour" of the day, and comment when he gets up: "The little bastard thinks his father How amazing it is, doesn’t he know that dropping a brick in these forty-nine cities can hit a clan nobleman? He really doesn’t know how to live or die!” After finishing speaking, he asked Fujin to tell him about today’s "Record of the Backyard" , the co-author and the prince's classmate and Er Linbu formed a "soy sauce onlooker alliance", did you treat the entire palace as a theater?After exchanging "information", and checking Yongying's endorsement, they changed into auspicious clothes, and the family set off for the palace.

Er Linbu watched the play "Gao's Mid-Autumn Festival" at close range. On the way home, he organized his language, and after returning home, he recounted it to Hongzhou with emotion.Thanks to the Qing Dynasty, which lacked entertainment, and the Qing Dynasty, which lacked entertainment and had to keep filial piety, under Hong Zhou's continuous "training", Er Linbu can be regarded as half a storyteller.Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black!

When Hong Zhou heard that his fourth brother "will not hesitate to challenge the empress dowagers of the two palaces in order to protect the Gao family", he stroked his slightly stubbled chin and said, "Do you think I should dance the shaman dance to help the fourth brother drive away?" Demon? Well, by the way, there is also an excuse for Brother Guan to ask for money (this is the point), what do you think?"

Can Elinbu say "Okay, okay, you go, the family is just short of money!"?Of course not!Therefore, E Linbu just kept silent, anyway, her father would decide on his own, and he and the prince never needed other people's opinions on the issue of cheating his fourth brother.He only heard Prince He say, "Well, that's it! Tomorrow is not a big court, and the next court must be early. When the time comes, I will dance a shaman dance to heal my illness. By the way, I will pray for my fourth brother!"

So, the next day, the news that the prince and the prince were not feeling well and wanted to dance a shaman dance to get rid of their illness spread among the "high-level".Because it was not the first time, everyone sent money and goods to express their condolences.And Hong Zhou said: If he wants his fourth brother to pay for it, he has to "pay" a little first, and then he can make a big fortune with the help of the Empress Dowager of the Two Palaces!

And the emperor who had just learned in the palace that his absurd younger brother not only used his own backyard as a theater, but also used his harem as a theater, got angry when his younger brother asked the shaman to dance an exorcism dance "due to illness" news.The very "experienced" Emperor Qianlong seems to have seen countless treasures flow to his younger brother's and Prince's Mansion, and there must be a part of his "forced contribution"...

So, this is the root cause of the small box's "radiant face" this morning!Whoever earns money is happy!

Facing the mountains of zhezi and his younger brother who caused him a headache, Emperor Qianlong took a deep breath and said: Zhezi will solve it, and my brother will also solve it!

Alas, sons, daughters and brothers are all debts... they are all debts...