The good times of Fujin

There is a saying in the 21st century that an emperor is someone who wakes up earlier than chickens, sleeps later than dogs, eats worse than pigs, and works as a stallion.This means that Hong Zhou has never heard of it. If he had heard of it, he would definitely jump up and retort: ​​"Who said that! That's the job of a prince!"

In order not to be "detained" the next day, the prince worked very hard to complete the day's work. He thought he could go home and have a rest. By the way, he would show off his "extortion" income to Fujin, but the emperor said "the sky is beautiful" It's an excuse to go back after dinner later," and we drank some wine and had a long talk with him.

From babbling, to being ignorant as a teenager, from the two people's wedding to Qianlong's ascension to the throne.It’s also because the rankings of these two are close, and there are no other brothers to share (Hongzhan, who didn’t even go to school, is not comparable), so during the conversation, there was a kind of "difficult brother" from the inside out. a feeling of.

In fact, when they were emperors, princes, or even princes, Hongli and Hongzhou could not have improper manners and unconsciousness.There is a saying that goes well, "If you don't keep secrets, you will lose your ministers, and if you don't keep secrets, you will lose your body." How can such low-level mistakes happen to the prince?Even Hong Zhou, who is usually more mischievous, has never been really drunk, let alone Hong Li.

Now that Qianlong has become the emperor, "there is no joke", and today he will "not return home without getting drunk" with Hong Zhou.It's really white, red and yellow, only you can't think of it, and you can't drink it.Thanks to the traditional brewing industry, to the ocean-going business, to the aged Nurhong, the emperor and the prince successfully drank it.

Later, Hongli's tongue became a little straight, and Hongzhou also felt that he was a little drunk. Seeing that it was getting late and the meal was almost finished, he got up and left.Hongli closed his eyes and nodded to indicate that Hongzhou could leave.But just when Hongzhou was about to leave the side hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Hongli suddenly said: "Old Five, everyone says that the Tian Family has no brothers. Can't you and I be a pair of 'Tian Family Brothers'? Just like the Holy Patriarch Like King Yuxian, like Huang Ama and Uncle Shisan, isn't it good?"

So, Hong Zhou, who was drunk on alcohol at the time, said a sentence that made him want to "kill himself" countless times: "Chendi, I am willing to share my worries for the fourth brother!"

"Okay!" Qianlong said loudly, "Let's join hands as brothers to create another 'Kangqian Prosperity'!" Even the word "zhen" is useless, and "Kang Qian Prosperity" is enough to prove that this guy Really drunk.

"Chendi, I would like to obey the sacred edict." Prince He also looked moved, looking at the emperor who was already staggering, he said: "Chendi...resign." Hearing his brother's bold words, Hongzhou was also moved Endless, full of pride.Walking was a bit drifting, staggering, and returned to Prince He's Mansion with a look of emotion on his face.After waking up, I plan to "show great ambitions" and become a virtuous king who "will last forever".

On the second day, when he woke up, Hong Zhou felt that he was tricked by his fourth brother!Is it easy to be a virtuous king?Prince Yuxian may be a little far away, the most obvious Uncle Thirteen went earlier than his Ama!Absolutely exhausted, okay?I have always fooled people, why did I get fooled this time?I regret it!

Get up from the bed, ask Lin who slept with ┳ last night to help him get dressed, and rush back to the main room to discuss with his wife whether he is pretending to be sick and pushing the fourth brother out of slavery.

Just in time for Erinbu to set up the meal, it's not too early or too late.E Linbu watched Hong Zhou come in, and said with a smile, "Master, you got up? You were so drunk yesterday, do you have a headache today?"

"Well, it's okay. By the way, did someone bring back the things that Master got from the palace yesterday?" Finally, he got too drunk, and he forgot that he had extorted a lot of good things from his brother.

"Huh? Not at all?" Elinbu replied in surprise. "Did you bring something back? Didn't you go to the palace gate to watch the excitement, and then went into the palace to visit the emperor?" Li Dequan said like this.

"Oops! Too bad, the fourth brother has detained my treasure in the palace! His uncle's, I still have to go to court." Classmate Hong Zhou felt very sorry.For those treasures that were "left behind" in the palace, I had to go up honestly, after all, there were gifts for Concubine Geng and Erinbu to "shock" them.

A misstep that has caused eternal hatred, was talking about Hong Zhou, originally this kid planned to "do not admit his account" in front of his fourth brother, but in the end, he forgot that the emperor has a very cheating thing - daily life note.Every sentence, every action, even which concubine was sexually abused, and how long she was sexually abused, are all recorded in detail in the daily notes.What's more, yesterday he just "had a long talk with his fourth brother, and didn't go home without getting drunk", so there would naturally be "relevant staff from relevant departments" to record it.

As a result, the student Prince and Prince, who played very well, were "accounted for with personal and material evidence, and honestly confessed on the spot".Li Tiezui's cross talk still hasn't been heard... Since then, He Prince has embarked on the road of no return of "the virtuous king", ah, it's the road of prosperity.All in all, Prince He has been dragged by his elder brother to work hard for more than a month...everyday, he lives a life that is more bleak than that of the emperor (in his opinion).

Just when Prince He felt that he had run out of patience and could no longer bear it, Elinbu started having "earth-shattering" morning sickness.Really, it's earth-shattering.Throwing up whatever she ate was fine, but she continued to vomit gastric juice after she had vomited... This time, Hong Zhou was frightened, and she had a reason to skip work in a fair and honest manner.

However, Hong Zhou didn't want such a reason... Looking at Er Linbu's vomit, Hong Zhou suddenly felt that if Er Linbu could stop vomiting, he would rather be with his "unlucky" fourth brother. Criticism in the side hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation.It's a pity that God didn't hear Hong Zhou's call...Of course, the Buddha was also very busy and didn't have time to talk to him.

Therefore, E Linbu still had no choice but to eat and vomit, and Hong Zhou could only go all over the capital to collect candied fruits for E Linbu, so that she could feel more comfortable.Concubine Geng has also taken over all the affairs of the Prince's Mansion. Although she has never really been in charge of the backyard, she has never eaten pork. She has always seen live pigs run away!No matter what, Erinbu can manage the months of pregnancy and childbirth.

Of course, she is not jealous of her son's attention to Erinbu, but Erinbu has always been respectful to her. When Lin Bu couldn't eat and his appetite decreased, he just said a few sour words.It is much better than those mother-in-laws who directly deal with their daughter-in-law, or torture her daughter-in-law in different ways, so as not to make her feel better.

One day, when Er Linbu was tired of vomiting, he had a rest, and Hongzhou changed his words: "Stinky boy, I will torture your mother before you were born, and see how I will educate you after you come out!" Give him a vicious stare to show his seriousness.

Just after school, Yongying, who came back from the palace, also came to his mother-in-law to have fun after seeing the concubine, and just saw his Ama "threatening" his younger brother, so he learned and said: "Bad brother, if you do it again Tossing my mother like this, my brother will not take you to ride a horse!" Yong Ying, who can be regarded as 7 years old, can try riding and shooting every afternoon. In the eyes of this child, there is nothing better than horse riding in the world. exercise.

Elinbu looked at the big and small ones in front of him, and smiled weakly.Question: "A while ago, didn't you all say in unison that it must be a girl? Why are you changing it to a boy now?"

"You must be a naughty kid who can make such a fuss!" Hong Zhou said with certainty.

"That's right! And he's not good at all. Mamo said that Yongying is much better than him. This must be a younger brother." Mamo specifically refers to Concubine Geng, and the other two are empress dowagers. Don't call her "Mama".

E Linbu looked at the big and small in front of him, smiled and said nothing, people say that girls are delicate, maybe this child is really a girl... just thinking about it, he started to vomit again...

When Hongzhou was in a state of distress because of Elinbu's "pregnancy reaction", Hongli didn't necessarily feel much easier.His big and small wives are all pregnant, and there are three pregnant women in the palace!However, the concubines in the palace cannot be as "casual and natural" as Erinbu, they care more about power, favor, status...

And in this huge team of "fighting for favor and power", there is a strange flower who escaped from the palace by taking advantage of this chaotic opportunity.This wonderful flower is the legendary Crescent Moon.

The reason why the term "legendary" is used is because this Gege has seen the new moon since the day he entered the palace, except for the two empress dowagers and a few concubines who had the opportunity to "serve the sick" in the Compassionate Ning Palace. It did not appear in the sight of the public.Keshan, on the other hand, was randomly arranged by the emperor at the house of a cousin of King Duan.Anyway, he was waiting to be raised before letting him set up his own family, so the clan family didn't want to.What's more, this can be regarded as helping the emperor solve a problem, and the relationship with the emperor has been shortened. How much trouble does it take to raise a child, why not do it?

As for Xinyue Gege in the palace, because she was dubbed "Crazy Gege" on the first day, she has been detained in Jingqi Pavilion, the most remote place in the palace, as a rice bug.The one who shares thick and thin with her is her always loyal Yunwa.

Because Xinyue has been "qualified" as a lunatic, the women in the harem don't bother to pay attention to her, and she is arranged in the remote Jingqi Pavilion, where the probability of "encountering" the emperor is "0", so Xinyue The master and servant of the moon became more and more neglected.Even a woman in the cold palace will be given a little attention for one reason or another, and Xinyue, since entering this Jingqi Pavilion, has never been able to go out.

The two empress dowagers, plus one empress, all issued death orders, telling the nuns and eunuchs guarding Jingqi Pavilion that they must not let the crescent moon out to "go crazy" and affect the stability and unity of the entire harem.As a result, because the queen who was in power in the uterus was pregnant during this period, those who were not pregnant, such as Gao, wanted to seize power.Various methods fell out, and after cannon fodder two eunuchs and a court lady, the power in the palace was given to the Empress Dowager under the emperor's "enthusiastic gift".So, the women are temporarily honest.

And these temporarily honest women did not pay attention, a woman who had been honest in the harem ran away...

Xinyue was also lucky to die. It turned out that one of the nurses guarding Jingqi Pavilion had climbed up to another high branch and was transferred away. The new nurse had never seen Xinyue and was not familiar with her appearance. Even if someone delivered meals and supplies, Yunwa came out to pick them up.On a gloomy afternoon, near evening, Xinyue asked Yunwa to call in the nanny who was guarding the gate and knocked her unconscious. Then she dressed up as Yunwa, put on the curtain, and followed Jingqi Pavilion The little eunuch left the door aboveboard.Maids in the palace have a vacation to go home. Yunwa once went out of the palace to help Xinyue find the way, and "by the way" visited Keshan who was fostered in someone else's home on behalf of Xinyue.Therefore, Xinyue still has a deep understanding of the process of leaving the palace.

After a detailed investigation, and then experimented with Yunwa, and finally Xinyue went into battle in person, the whole process was extremely smooth.Xinyue, using the title of "Yunwa" and the name of "Visiting the Prince", walked out of the palace openly.

Sitting in Gululu's car, Xinyue opened the curtain and looked at the crescent moon that had just risen outside, her face was blushing, thinking in her heart: "Nudahai, the crescent moon has come out, and the crescent moon has finally escaped from the big prison in the palace." out."