The good times of Fujin

Let's just say that Hongzhou tied up Xinyue, bought candied fruit, and asked Li Dequan to send it back to the mansion, while he himself carried Xinyue into the palace to look for the emperor.

In the side hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, when the emperor had just come down to court and was about to continue discussing core state affairs with some humerus ministers, someone had already softly informed the emperor that he and his classmates had urgent matters to find.Ah, my fifth child is usually not in a hurry, even if he wants to grab money, he will pick a more appropriate time.I found it just after I went to court, a bit like doing coolies on the pole.This is, what happened?

Entering the side hall, the first thing I saw was Hong Zhou, and the second was the new moon who was a snow-white COS female ghost with fluttering black hair.Didn't she just run out yesterday?How did Hong Zhou find out today?I also plan to let her do harm to that Nu Dahai!

Seeing that his elder brother was not surprised at all, Hong Zhou began to narrate: "Your Majesty, the matter is like this..." Hong Zhou briefly talked about how he met "Xin Yue made a big fuss in Tatara Mansion" by chance. , and then emphasized the "bad consequences of the outbreak of the New Moon Incident", and finally emphasized: "Your Majesty, my brother is also doing it for the children of the Eight Banners!"

In fact... his kid was just aggrieved by his fourth brother to do coolies.Damn, you are a dude, and I am a dude, why should I be caught by the fourth brother of the emperor to work as a coolie?You guys who are not as good as me, not as good as me, and not as good at playing as me can happily go to listen to cross talk, watch operas, and visit brothels every day?Well, although the last item is not worth advocating, Hong Zhou is obviously not good at himself, and he is obviously not willing to let others be good.

Rectifying the Eight Banners is what the emperor has always wanted to do. The Eight Banners were corrupted. The nation that used to be brave and good at fighting on horseback turned out to be the "sick man of East Asia". This was something that Emperor Qianlong could not tolerate.The first step is to enclose them in the "rules"; the second step is to throw them all into the barracks!Now, for the first step...

Because Xinyue has been identified as a maid who escaped from the palace, the unlucky Yunwa can only sacrifice herself for her master - after the queen was blamed by the emperor for "lax palace control", she was dragged out by the queen and killed with a stick Out of anger.Xinyue can only continue her "crazy" career, and the nuns and eunuchs who came to watch her have long memories, and if they don't say a word to her, they will only treat her request of "being friends" She is crazy.

A few days later, Hong Zhou brought news to the emperor. He sent a messenger who was camping near his home to deliver the news. Nu Dahai really ran out from the corner door behind to deliver food while his family was not paying attention. Once, according to Hong Zhou's request, Nu Dahai was taken by Hong Zhou's people into a cell specially reserved for lunatics after briefly informing Yan Ji's mother and son.Now, two meals a day of sour rice and sour vegetables, life is very ecstasy.

After referring to the unexpected honesty, and no longer mentioning the new moon of Nudahai, the emperor had an idea in his mind.A few days later, Gege, who had been "crazy" in the palace, died suddenly. It is said that he accidentally ate oleander flowers in the yard.But in fact, that "crazy princess" had been secretly sent by Qianlong to the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, and went to accompany Nu Dahai.Don't you like to be with the gods, so I will let you stay by his side for a long time!

Since Nu Dahai was imprisoned, he can only live in the corner of the cell every day, with cockroaches and rats, and his life is quite monotonous.Ever since he was imprisoned, Nu Dahai thought that someone would let him out. At the beginning, he yelled that he should let the jailer be "reasonable" and let him out, saying that "there are still people in his house." , As a result, the jailer ignored him at all.

Two days later, his attitude softened a little, and he begged the jailer to go to Yanji to protect him (at this time, he remembered that he had a wife, why did he have to eat?), but what he didn't know was that Hong Zhou's death Yuan's future is a condition, asking Yanji to die as Nu Dahai from now on, and promises that if Nu Dahai really dies one day, she will send the body back to Talla's house, and will not let Jiyuan die. Charged with "unfilial piety".Between her son's future and a completely useless husband, Yanji chose her son's future without hesitation.As for his old lady, she didn't know what was going on in the outside world at all, so she could only lie in bed every day and spend her days slowly.

Nu Dahai's cell is relatively remote, usually, if it's not the time for delivering meals, even the jailers seldom come over.Someone actually walked in today, Nu Dahai stood up quickly, grabbed the fence of the cell, and shouted to the outside: "Is it Yan Ji? Is it Yan Ji who came to save me?"

He had just finished yelling when he heard another familiar but sharp voice, shouting, "Let go of me! I'm the daughter of Prince Duan, and I'm Xinyue Gege! You can't do this to me! Let go! Me, you treat me like this, my younger brother Keshan will not let you go! How can you be so cold, so ruthless, so cruel, how can you bear me, a weak woman like this?"

"Yue... Yueyaer?" Nu Dahai looked at the frail and pale woman in front of her in disbelief.

"Nu...Nu Dahai?!" Xinyue screamed, looking at this Nu Dahai who was even more sloppy than a beggar, she almost fainted.

"Hmph, you guys really know each other? The superior asked me to pass a sentence to you, 'Congratulations, you've got your wish'." The jailer opened the cell door swiftly and threw Xinyue in.When locking the door, he whispered: "What a lunatic, he actually likes living in prison." Mr. Jailer, you misunderstood, people don't like living in prison, they like to "stay together"!Of course, that was a long time ago.

"Yue, Yueya, why did you come to accompany me?" Nu Dahai hadn't washed it for many days, and the dirt on his hands stretched straight towards Xinyue's clean face at this time.

"No! Don't come here!" Looking at Nu Dahai, whose hair and beard were entangled, his face covered with dirt, and eye feces still in the corners of his eyes, Xinyue collapsed and screamed, "You are not Nu Dahai! You are not mine. God! You madman, don't touch me!"

"What are you talking about! I'm Nudahai! It's your Nudahai! Xinyue, how can you not recognize me! I'm your Nudahai! Aren't you my crescent moon? I'm not naive Good Crescent Moon? You are my Crescent Moon! I am Nudahai, look carefully, I am your Nudahai, the Nudahai who saved you, and your patron saint Nudahai! Nu Dahai ignored Xinyue's evasion, grabbed Xinyue's shoulder with a swift movement rarely seen by a cripple, and roared while "shaking poorly".

The convulsive "original" general Nu Dahai!He has inherited all the glorious traditions of "poor male pigs", Roaring Horse, Nostril Kang, and Char Siu Five have their souls possessed at this moment.Nu Dahai represents the roaring characteristics and wild posture of "Poor Shaking Male Pig". At this moment, he is not alone in "Poor Shaking", he is not alone!

Xinyue was shaken by Nu Dahai to the point of fainting, but Nu Dahai let her go.However, she has been sprayed with saliva by Nu Dahai, and the mouth taste of a person who does not brush her teeth for N days and eats bad food every day, one can imagine how "wonderful" it is, so, at the time when Nu Dahai let go In an instant, the new moon has been smoked down...

When Xinyue woke up faintly, she saw Nu Dahai with a mouthful of yellow teeth, holding a bowl of rancid soup and said: "Xinyue, you finally woke up, do you recognize me?"

So Xinyue's dissatisfaction broke out at this moment: "It's all because of you! If it weren't for you, I would be a high-ranking Gege in the palace, how could I suffer this kind of grievance! You are not my god Nu Dahai, that god is in front of you!" The moment you become a cripple is dead! I hate you! I hate you!"

Nu Dahai didn't expect that he waited for Xinyue to wake up full of love, but the result was that Xinyue would say that he hated him, not to mention that Xinyue had already directly said that he hated him in front of the cripple. Nu Dahai, who is a cripple and has had enough of this kind of life, also broke out: "What did you say? If you didn't say that you are my crescent moon! You said that you would stay with me for a long time, that you would live in my At home, say that my home will make you feel the warmth of family affection, how could I petition the emperor, and how could I be injured!" Nu Dahai looked at Xinyue with a "sorrowful look": "Xinyue Yue, you have changed, you have become so cold, so ruthless, and so unreasonable! Are you not my pure and flawless crescent moon?"

"I said it! I'm not your crescent moon anymore! It's because of you, a cripple, that I was locked up in this damn place!" Xinyue screamed uncontrollably, pointing at Nu Dahai and yelling. The "little bird depends on a person" is more like the thin-footed and lonely compasses described by Lu Xun.

"Hmph! In the final analysis, I am the one who was implicated! If you hadn't run out of the palace, I would still be living my life well, and I wouldn't be reduced to this point!" He completely forgot, When the new moon suddenly appeared in Ta Tara's house, he was so touched by the sweetness in his heart.I also forgot how he chanted "my crescent moon" every day.

"What did you say! How dare you slander me like this?" Xinyue also forgot how hard she tried to escape from the palace, and how she tried so hard to meet Nu Dahai.The only thought in her mind now is "this thing worse than a beggar in front of me is the chief culprit who caused her to be locked in a cell without seeing the light of day", she rushed forward and slapped Nu Dahai directly.

It was the first time in Nu Dahai's life that he was slapped by a woman, even his mother-in-law had never slapped him, and now Xinyue slapped him directly, so subconsciously, Nu Dahai slapped Xinyue back.After all, Nu Dahai has practiced martial arts, and the strength is not what Xinyue, a woman, can bear, so she slapped Xinyue to the corner of the wall.Just hearing a "boom", Xinyue hit the wall and fainted again.

Nu Dahai realized what he had done, and hurried up to check, and found that Xinyue scratched his face when he slid down the wall, judging by the conditions in the prison, there would be scars, so take a closer look , the other half of the face has scratches from nails in addition to the "swollen" marks.Thanks to the difficult conditions in the prison, Nu Dahai has no conditions to cut his nails, half of one side can just make up a circle, and now, Xinyue Gege's "waning moon" face is completely completed, worthy of the name.

In the following days, the two yelled at each other and beat each other in the prison.Of course, from the point of view of physical strength and fitness, Nu Dahai often "beats" Xinyue.After beating and coaxing, it is a bit of a "DV man".Later, with the acquiescence of Hong Zhou, Nu Dahai and Xinyue were sent to Madman Island while there was a boat.It is said that one month later, when the next boat went to Madman Island again, the "fully armed" staff found the bodies of Nudahai and Xinyue in ragged clothes and bruises all over the island.Nu Dahai's body was sent to Tatara's residence according to the agreement, while Xinyue's body was cremated and buried on the spot according to the treatment method of Madman's Island, leaving no trace...