The good times of Fujin

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The emperor took his favorite son to conduct enlightenment education in the inner room, and taught him some characters such as "Shang Daren Kong Yiji" on weekdays for him to practice. "Three Character Classics", "Hundred Surnames", "Thousand Characters" and other literacy textbooks for primary school students are very proficient in reciting, but unfortunately, just reciting...he can't read the characters on it.

Therefore, teaching Yongchen to read and write has become a top priority.Today, the emperor intends to teach Yongchen the most commonly used word "I".Write it down, point to the big characters on the rice paper, and say to Yong Chen: "Me."

Yongchen raised his head, blinked, and read: "You."

The emperor looked up at his son in shock and said urgently, "It's 'I', not 'you'."

Yongchen nodded with a good temper: "Oh, it's 'you' not 'me'." Blink again, that's right!

This baby doesn't look stupid on weekdays!What's the matter today?So he explained emphatically: "This is the 'I' of 'I'." He gestured to himself while talking.

Yongchen nodded to show his understanding, and pointed at his father with his little finger: "Ama Huang, my son knows that when you say 'I', you mean 'you'. You don't need to explain." The tone was slightly dissatisfied, and you actually put The meaning of the young master being a fool.

The emperor wished he could vomit three liters of blood to show his dissatisfaction.Who instilled the wrong idea of ​​"I = you" in my son, and taught my good son to be like this!So he emphasized again: "I said this word is pronounced 'I'." He explained again, "It's like the word pronounced '上'."

"Oh! So that's how the 'I' of 'I' was written!" Yong Chen was still very smart, and he understood the meaning of the emperor at once.Then the child who was eager for knowledge asked again: "Then how do you write 'you' in 'you'?"

Another piece of paper was changed, and the emperor wrote the word "you" that his son had just proposed on the paper.Taught his son to recognize it again - from the strokes to the order of the strokes to the meaning, and finally the kind of "recognition" that has to be illustrated with an example.His son looked at it, and then asked, "Then how do I, Er, and you write?" After saying that, he looked up at the western clock on the high table next to him, feeling a little regretful.

It's a pity that the emperor didn't notice his son's little emotions.So the emperor wrote out these three characters again and taught Yongchen to recognize them.His son looked at it with erratic eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He just read whatever his father read.After reading, subconsciously took out another piece of paper and prepared to write big characters.In order to make it easier for Yongchen to identify, the emperor wrote each character very large, and only one character was written on each piece of rice paper cut into A4 size.I just wrote five characters, one character and one sheet of paper, but Yong Chen messed up the order of these five sheets of paper when sorting them out.

Holding up the first character and looking at it for a long time, Yongchen looked at Qianlong in a daze: "Huang Ama, what do you read this word for?"

The emperor is about to grab the land with his head, his son is not so difficult to teach on weekdays!It’s not said that you can’t forget, but you can remember a new word three or five times even if you teach it three or five times!He has a fever today?I reached out and touched my son's head, didn't he have a fever?What's going on here.

Suddenly there was a rustling sound from outside the hall, and after a while, a court lady came in, looked at the atmosphere in the inner room, and opened her mouth to greet the emperor and the little elder brother first.The emperor said that this was definitely not the grand lady of the Yongshou Palace, he didn't recognize her, and from the looks of her attire, she should be a maid of low status—that is to say, she was not qualified to enter the inner room of the Yongshou Palace.But Yongchen was very happy to see her, and he didn't care about the emperor being here anymore, so he quickly asked, "Did the egg hatch?"

The emperor immediately understood when he saw his son's bright eyes—this kid was not studying hard at all today.So he asked the maid: "What egg?"

The court lady immediately replied: "Back to the emperor, the third elder brother was looking for a few eggs in the tree hole in the imperial garden a few days ago. I don't know what it is. The eunuch in the cat and dog room hatched it for a few days. The third elder brother is looking for eggs every day." I'm going to have a look. It seems that something is coming out this morning, and the third elder brother told the eunuch in the cat and dog room that once something hatches, someone must send him a letter." So, I just sent a letter.

"Oh? Then what hatched?" The emperor was also interested at this moment. What can be hatched from the eggs picked out of the tree holes in the imperial garden?

"Going back to the emperor, there are two little turtles that hatched." The maid went on to say, "If the eunuch who hatched the eggs said that the other two were not 'rotten eggs', they would also hatch tonight. If Brother wants to see the little turtle emerge from its shell, he can bring the thing that hatches the egg to Yongshou Palace."

Seeing his son's obvious lack of interest in studying and eager to see the performance of the tortoise egg, the corner of his mouth twitched: Sure enough, did I spoil him too much?Even Lao Wu didn't dare to play truant so blatantly in front of Huang Ama when he was a child.Although I adopted a modern education method, I didn't want to teach my son to be out of tune with the times - children in ancient times were precocious, and Yong Chen was a bit too naive and ignorant.

While worrying that his third son was too innocent, the emperor began to think about a hundred years later: If Yongchen could not succeed, then would Yongzhen succeed?Or, if the Fu Cha family really gave birth to Yong Cong, let Yong Cong succeed?The emperor has already started to diverge his thinking... In other words, the emperor, you are really sure that Yong Lian will not live long, you have even considered the unborn, such a lively eldest son, you have not considered at all?

The emperor's thoughts had already drifted to the east of the Pacific Ocean, and he felt someone tugging at his sleeves beside him: "Ama Huang~~~" Yongchen's eyes flashed with anticipation, and the sugar content in that voice, Ama Huang, could make people People without diabetes will have sugar in their urine.

"Understood." As soon as the emperor saw his cute son, he couldn't remember anything like a century-old foundation: "You go and ask the eunuch in the cat and dog room to take that set to the third elder brother of Yongshou Palace. Yongchen, you Then ask Mother Rong to find you a court lady who is proficient in farming affairs in Yongshou Palace, and ask her to learn how to hatch eggs from the eunuch. However, if the turtle does not come out at 10 o'clock in the evening, you will go to bed." Western clock or something, it is best to use.Hey, there is a long way to go to learn Chinese characters, and the emperor's supervision is not enough!

"Thank you, Emperor Ama, for your kindness!" Yong Chen happily ran out of Yongshou Palace, and headed straight for the cat and dog room, followed by the maid who sent the message.

Jing Xian came back with some snacks, only seeing Yong Chen's back. "Master, where did he go again?"

With a wave of the emperor's hand, all the maids and eunuchs retreated, Jing Xian had no choice but to bring snacks and put them on the kang table by herself - the emperor had already spontaneously moved to the kang in the side room while the maids were all going down.As soon as Jing Xian's jade hand left the celadon plate, she was pulled into her arms to eat tender tofu.Hello!Emperor, pay attention to your morals.

"Hongli!" After some training from the emperor, Jingxian always goes by Hongli's name when they get along. "It's broad daylight, what are you doing! What the hell did Yongchen do?"

The emperor hugged Jingxian, told the story of Yongchen and the turtle egg, and then began to doubt himself.

"Jing Xian... Tell me, are we pampering Yong Chen too much?" Emperor, you are finally starting to doubt your own education methods.

"Hongli, I have already said that Yongchen's behavior is too outrageous. But every time I want to say a few words about him, you always protect him!" Jing Xian also sighed: "You have seen a lot of things, I can't compete with you either. You always say that you are educating Yong Chen with a "scientific" education method. I don't know what science is, but I think if Yong Chen continues to play around like this, another 30 years, ten thousand One is an absurd prince again, that is really better than..." We have all experienced it, you know what it is like!

"Yongchen is our first child..." Qianlong also frowned, "Every time I see his facial features similar to yours, shake my arm and act like a baby with me, I can't bear to punish him! What's more, Are you going to do it?" You couldn't do it, so Yong Chen became like this.

"Why don't you give me another one?" The emperor didn't want to bother with the so-called "prenatal and postnatal care". The emperor thought he had found a very good solution.

"Didn't you say that I won't give birth until I'm in my twenties? Just like it used to be?" Jing Xian turned her head to look at this contradictory guy.

In the end, the emperor pushed the boat forward and kissed him... When the emperor was trying his best to put his new plan into practice, he heard the shrill voice of the eldest maid of the Changchun Palace: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! The second elder brother is going to die." ! Your majesty, go and see the second elder brother!"

The emperor, who had a brain on his head, regained his composure in an instant. He exchanged a glance with Jing Xian, adjusted their clothes, and strode out of the inner room to the main hall.

"What's going on, tell me clearly!" The emperor stood there, not angry but mighty.

"Back to the emperor!" The court lady who was stopped outside knelt on the ground with a plop: "Yesterday, the second elder brother had a little fever, but the imperial doctor prescribed medicine and said that it was enough to rest. But today, for some reason, suddenly It’s burning badly. My elder brother sent someone to the empress to report the news, and the empress has already rushed to my elder brother’s office, so let the servants come and invite the emperor to go to my elder brother’s office together.”

Hearing this, the emperor couldn't stay in Yongshou Palace anymore, he just turned around and told Jingxian: "Concubine Xian (the name is called by outsiders), you go and ask someone to bring Yongchen back." After finishing speaking, he lifted his hem and followed The maid left Yongshou Palace and went straight to Elder Brother's place.