The good times of Fujin

It's not a day or two since Yue Li has been dissatisfied with Prince He. This newcomer county king who claims to be a Qingliu in court has always looked down on Prince He Hongzhou: he is crazy all day long, does not do business properly, and even does not take part in court meetings.In the daytime, besides visiting the bridge, I go to the theater.Either he instigated the children of the aristocratic family to fight today, or he pretended to be a beggar tomorrow.His ability, martial arts, and writing are not outstanding, and his elder brother Yongying's performance in the study room is also average.

These are not great shortcomings. After all, they are all rich second generations, and no one is much better than anyone else.The most unacceptable thing is that Prince Heshuo, a dignified prince, is still afraid of his wife!It's really embarrassing to men in the world!However, such a guy who is worthless from himself to his wife and children is actually a Prince Heshuo who enjoys the salary of the two princes. For such a person, standing in the court hall with him is an insult and torture. up!What is a dude, this is a dude.

Student Wang Yueli of Shuo County, your resentment is very deep!

Co-author, you proudly raised a singer to be a side Fujin, and raising a concubine as a servant is a deep love; our little box only loves Erinbu because he is afraid of his wife and has strict control over his wife.Apart from going to court on time every day, if you can't even put forward any constructive suggestions, you are called calm and steady; our little box is playing jokes while helping the emperor clean up the clan power, which is called not doing business properly.You have a son who can only catch foxes and let them go, and is known as both civil and military; we Yongying must go to catch tigers and let them go, and then become a champion in civil and martial arts?To sum up, King Shuo is not arrogant, but mentally retarded, the appraisal is complete.

Even though he was unwilling, Prince Shuo still had a toothache on his face, and brought the money and gift list to Prince He's mansion to offer incense to Hong Zhou—the emperor wants you to attend Prince He's funeral , that is the decree.Even though he is a brain-damaged man, he also knows that the imperial decree of the emperor cannot be disobeyed.While worshiping, he muttered in his heart: Don't you just have a father who is the emperor?Don't you just have an elder brother who is the emperor?What else do you have besides these?Look, your son tried his best to dissuade him when his Ama was holding a funeral, and he also burned incense and scriptures. It is really unfilial.Where is my Haozhen who is so lively, smart, civil and military.

As an outsider prince, what qualifications do you have to criticize my little box?Then again, if your slanderous words are heard by Prince He, he will definitely say proudly: I am a dandy and I am proud, my father is the emperor, and my elder brother is the emperor, what's the matter? Bar!As for your stupid son who can only draw two sentences, the Lord doesn't like comparing him with my son!I'm afraid that my family's golden branches and jade leaves will be compared to others!

Compared with Shuo Junwang, who is only qualified to slander, the censor who can clearly write impeachment papers is really fighting for it.Of course, before fighting, you have to say hello to the prince, kowtow while offering incense, and "pray": "Report to the prince, I will join you tomorrow. I don’t think so, is happiness the most important thing in life (?), sir, since you are very happy to hold a funeral, then we shouldn’t have too many opinions. But you know, as the censor of Zuodu, when I met For such unruly things, you always have to pretend to express your sense of justice. You don’t want your little one to be accused of dereliction of duty by your political opponents, do you? So the papers of impeachment still have to be submitted, but don’t worry, it’s just a formality. It should be sent The small ones are all given away. Now, I will offer you a stick of incense, and I wish you a happy meal and a happy meal."

The small box held a smooth peach in one hand and stuffed it into its mouth, and waved the other hand casually, saying: Master understands, you can leave smoothly.Then, Zuodu Yushi took his subordinates back to write the notes.By the way, he also brought his son with him—I thought he and the prince were dead, so he took the son who was still in class out of the government school, trying to distance himself from the heir to the throne, the elder brother Yongying.Since he and the prince are not dead, it's still too early to get closer.

The funeral with the prince was a farce.So there is no such thing as how many days to stop.It is probably to concentrate the essence of a funeral in one day, and to perform it again, and this almost creates a farce.There are always monks chanting scriptures in the mourning hall, Hong Zhou is very dismissive of them, and even almost gnaws chicken legs in front of the monks, but Er Linbu decisively stops them.

Compared with those monks who worked hard and recited "The Sutra of Rebirth in the Houtu" to him for a day, Hong Zhou said that his old man was very partial to the shaman who only played for a quarter of an hour.A weak activity such as chanting scriptures is still suitable for Fujin and the concubine, and a lively young man like him is more suitable for the shaman's exorcism dance.Here we would like to make a special statement: when the shaman danced for him to pray for the safe reincarnation of the soul with his classmates, he himself followed Happy for a while, and he was very proficient in business.

The funeral farce with the prince became a new hot spot of gossip in the capital in one morning.Even all kinds of small citizens who didn't have the opportunity to observe it on the spot are still talking about it.

This one said: "This prince is really good. He was dancing shaman dance two years ago, but this time he dared to hold a live funeral. He is really not afraid of bad luck. Or how to put it, he is the son of the dragon and the grandson of the dragon." Well, people are not afraid!"

The one answered: "I've seen this prince before, at the gate of that Tatara's house over there, he caught a lunatic pretending to be Royal Gege on the spot, he is very dignified."

The one next to him answered again: "Don't talk nonsense, although the prince is the most lively, he is still a good prince! I heard that he usually hangs around the overpass. That's definitely the end! Last month he threw a dude who molested women in the street into prison, he is a very reasonable and good prince!"

People, you have been deceived!As the most arrogant dandy in the whole capital, how could Prince He allow someone to be more arrogant than him?Of course, those guys who are not as powerful as him and like to bully others should be thrown into prison for discipline!

In the afternoon, the number of people who came to attend the funeral at the prince's mansion gradually decreased.After the afternoon tea time, Prince He jumped out of the coffin without hesitation, and said to Elin who came to inspect the funeral scene: "Okay, okay, that's it for today, let's go Come on! Fujin, please help me watch." After speaking, he put his hands behind his back and swaggered back.Er Linbu directed the people to pack up their things, asked someone to send the guests away, and arranged for the cook to make some qi and water refills for everyone.

After Hongzhou arrived, he immediately recruited his family's accountant, and watched him quickly and accurately calculate today's income.Hearing that the fourth brother of his family only gave out 1000 taels of silver and some common jade articles out of anger, he pouted with the prince.Thinking about it again, he received three nephews who came to the funeral today, and immediately felt that he was at a disadvantage!Master also asked Fujin to entertain the three of them for dinner, what a loss!Tomorrow, I have to take Erlinbu and Eriniang to the Forbidden City to eat!Hello!You have some morals, can't you?

In short, after the funeral with the prince sparked a new topic inside and outside the palace, and inside and outside the city, Zuodu Censor did not hesitate to submit the report.

The content of the excerpt is as follows: Prince He, as a prince who enjoys the salary of two princes, the younger brother of the emperor, and the son of the emperor Daxing, should be an example for the people and a benchmark for a virtuous king!But the prince's corpse is a vegetarian meal, occupying the position of Prince Heshuo, but his behavior does not meet the requirements of the position of Prince Heshuo in feudal society.What kind of attitude is this?This is a dereliction of duty attitude that does not take the prince's responsibility on his shoulders!We must strongly condemn this kind of behavior, and we must control the bad influence to a minimum!

The words are sincere and the attitude is serious.The image of a completely patriotic, outspoken and pleading official for the Qing Dynasty was taken aback by the Youdu Yushi faction.

The emperor took a wait-and-see attitude towards this, and Hong Zhou stood there, still idling, as if Zuodu Censor was not the one who attended.Zuodu Yushi's memorial made people who couldn't see the situation clearly think that the emperor benefited from him doing this. After all, Zuodu Yushi had always been the prince's best friend before, and the emperor must be the one who can make him win. up!

There were quite a few people who thought this way, so they seconded the proposal one after another, but they didn't find that the people on the side of the prince, except Zuodu Yushi, hardly anyone made any moves, and they were all waiting to watch the excitement!

Waiting for those who should be seconded to be seconded, the emperor still didn't speak, but the protagonists of the incident, and the prince himself spoke.

"My lords said that I shouldn't hold a funeral? Is it against the etiquette and the grace of the emperor? What about Mr. Zhan, your aunt who appeared at the wife's party in a bright red dress? Ma Jia, I heard that you were still alive a while ago. You hired a top-ranked Qing Guaner for a month, did you raise him at home, or did you go to Yihong Courtyard by yourself! The expenses are not small, right? Where did you come from? As far as I know, your one-month salary The salary can’t even touch the door of Yihong Courtyard! Oh, and Master Wanyan, has your eldest son been released from the prison in the capital? Last month, he molested women in the street and injured one of them. Man, Lord, I enforced the law impartially, and sentenced him to half a year in prison!"

The first one, doting on concubines and destroying wives, has no respect for elders, his old mother can't handle that concubine, she has already become ill with anger.The second place is not a small corrupt official, a Beijing official who has just been transferred from the prefect position.The so-called [-] snowflake silver from the magistrate of Qing Dynasty in three years is tricky here, ah~ the third place, his son is a bully, he is usually domineering, but he has always been domineering with a wink.Unfortunately, that day, he met Prince He who was disguised as a servant, so he was successfully taken down.

These three people all have one characteristic in common, that is, they belong to the faction of Youdu Yushi, or they are people who cling to the Fucha family and Niu Gulu's family.Hearing these words, the three of them broke out in cold sweat.Master Li thought to himself: Damn, how do you know everything about my backyard?Master Ma Jia was even angrier: You still go to the brothel and become an actor, what's wrong with my hobby?It didn't cost you any money!Master Wanyan is even worse: my son has always been winking, who would have thought that the laborer squatting in the corner of the street, obviously waiting to be recruited, would be Prince He!

The emperor still did not comment on this, and for a while, everyone couldn't figure out what the emperor was thinking.Turning his head, he suddenly asked the people from the Ministry of Industry how the dam on the Yellow River was going.Therefore, those who were kneeling could not get up, and those who were standing did not kneel down.It was not until the time when he was about to leave the court that the emperor fined him and the prince 1000 taels of silver as a punishment.

For those "secondary" guys, the emperor still selectively dealt with some of them.Not only those who made a clear point with the prince, but also those who stood up, did not second, but had a handle in the hands of the emperor, and even Hongzhou's own horse boy was among them.

For a while, the water in the court hall was extremely muddy.