The good times of Fujin

The emperor sent away the unsightly women, and decided to do something to relieve his great uncle's distress.After much deliberation, the result is that the emperor wants to go shopping!According to the promotional video of a shopping website, when a person shop recklessly, a certain hormone that can make the brain feel happy will reach 100%, and the person will feel happy.Of course, it is said that in contrast, the IQ will drop to 0.According to that website, if a certain **** man wants to successfully conquer the goddess, the best way is to buy all the treasures in her shopping cart, and then the goddess' IQ will be lowered, and he might be able to fall in love with her* *silk...

Of course, what our wise and mighty emperor male god pursues is not a goddess, but happiness.The emperor has been stingy for a long time, and he is also aggrieved-when was I short of money in the previous life!In the end, Ruanmei coins were just numbers to him!As a result, in this life, as an emperor under the feudal centralized system, he was actually short of money... Well, he was also short of money when he was the emperor, otherwise he would not buy and sell officials to fill the treasury.Oh, he really is a prodigal son, a prodigal son.

Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor, who has been throttling for a long time, intends to spend well and recklessly.Of course, in this process, you also have to bring the goddess you want to conquer, the imperial concubine Jing Xian.Here, Little Pliers solemnly declares that although he also wants to conquer the goddess, he is definitely not a girl.

It was so easy for the emperor and imperial concubine to go out.It’s okay for the emperor to inspect the people’s sentiments when he’s free. The women in the palace are actually worse than the women in the deep house compound—at least they still have the freedom to go out and do shopping. Under the circumstances, you will be favored by the emperor, and you will be taken out of the palace, shopping or something, you don't even think about it.

So the emperor wanted his wife to go shopping with him, so he could only dress Jing Xian as a common court lady and take her out of the palace.As for Nanny Rong, she could only stay in Yongshou Palace to cover for Jing Xian - with the two empress dowagers on top, it was impossible for Jing Xian to leave the palace openly.As a male god, the emperor's ability to "cover the sky with one hand" has been greatly improved after his rebirth.

On a whim, the emperor rushed out of the palace with Jing Xian and Gao Wuyong, regardless of the desk work and Jing Xian's palace affairs, who made the emperor's uncle come here? Spread your hands, we have to understand.

The two of them didn't go to the luxury gathering places like Liulichang, but instead went to the relatively civilian markets and streets under the leadership of the guards - His Majesty the Emperor is still stingy!Maybe because he felt that he was a bit stingy, the emperor brought Jing Xian to a relatively high-end clothing store, and bought her the best dress in the store.Jing Xian took the clothes and changed in the carriage, and was led by Hongli to the street.

Anyway, after several years of hard work, the appearance of Forty-Nine City is still completely new. The people on the street may not be dressed in rich or expensive clothes, but at least they are all clean and tidy. Everyone may not be fat and strong. At least he wasn't sallow and emaciated, starving to death everywhere.The beggars and vagrants on the street were given reasonable arrangements, and jugglers and performers were gathered under the overpass.Even if a lonely and helpless old man accidentally dies, as long as the village chief reports to the Yamen, someone will reward him with a coffin, and the poor will not be exposed to the wilderness.As for selling your body to bury your father, I'm really sorry, do you have a business license?If not, we'll arrest you for disturbing public order, dear.

Hongli proudly dragged Jingxian down the street, walked up to the stalls he met, and bought them if he found something he liked.Then, Jing Xian saw another unbelievable skill of the emperor - bargaining.

When the two came to a stall selling diabolo, they stopped.The owner of this diabolo seller is quite smart. He set up his own stall and asked his youngest daughter to play beside him. His performance-like yelling attracted many passers-by.There are also many children who look at the novelties and ask their parents to buy them.

"This thing looks interesting, Yuanshou might like it." Yuanshou is Yongchen's nickname.Because Jing Xian's place of residence is Yongshou Palace, and Yong Chen is the first child, so it is called Yuanshou.

Hongli didn't need the guards and Gao Wuyong to ask, he asked himself: "How do you sell this diabolo?"

"Returning to this master, this diabolo costs 20 cents a piece." To do business on the streets of Sijiu City, a pair of discerning eyes is essential.

A diabolo costs 20 ren, which is a bit expensive, but it is also affordable by most people in the capital.There are many dignitaries in Sijiu City, and there are also many servants of dignitaries. Although they don't have much political status, they are definitely richer than those peasant brothers who plan their food in the loess.It is still affordable to spend 20 Wen to buy a diabolo for the beloved child of the family.Of course, it is limited to favored children. If every child has one...then it should be bought by a servant for his young master and lady at the master's request.

When the two asked about the price, Jing Xian didn't think it was a big deal, but Hongli said, "20 Wen, isn't it a bit expensive?" The people around looked at Hongli almost like they were looking at monsters: This man is very well dressed. Fugui, why do you look so stingy?

Don't blame this group of people who don't know the emperor. After all, those who can really go to court and participate in banquets are a small number of upper-class people, and those who can condescend to buy things in person at such small stalls that are not on the table are even rarer. few.The diabolo is for children to play with. Even if the master speaks, it is mostly the hostess who takes the children out to enjoy incense. In this kind of street where fish and dragons are mixed, they can't even get out of the car, okay?

The stall owner was also taken aback for a moment, but looking at Hongli's attire and the attendants behind him, it was obvious that he couldn't afford to offend him, so he could only ask with an apologetic smile, "Then, sir, how much money do you think is suitable?"

"Give me ten, how about I give you 160 Wen?" The master directly gave the person a [-]% discount.

"This...is too bad." The stall owner doesn't want to start this way. Once it starts, what if the people next to him ask to "do it like this"?

"Why is it so bad?" Hongli retorted confidently: "You diabolo, I bought it back, and the children at home may not play it well. , My 160 essays are wasted. I just want to take a few back to play with the children at home because I saw your children having fun. If you don’t sell it, that’s all. I don’t really want to buy it anyway. As Hongli said, he looked at the rows of diabolos with a little disgust, and then pulled Jing Xian as if to leave.

As soon as Hongli said this, the children and their parents who were still interested in buying also hesitated, and the servants who ran errands on behalf of the masters also stopped their actions: If this person succeeds in bargaining, they can also buy it. If you do it like this, you can still deduct some oil and water, so why not do it.

When the stall owner saw this posture, he jumped up anxiously. What's the matter, he came here to smash the place, and it made people not do business. "Hey, my lord, wait a minute, 160 Wen is 160 Wen! I'll sell it to you."

"But I don't want to buy it. Why don't you give me a round number, how about 150 Wen?"... Is 150 Wen an integer?

"This... this is too little!" The stall owner didn't expect that the other party could make further progress.

"Too few? Then we don't want it anymore. Anyway, the children at home haven't seen each other, so they won't make trouble with me." After speaking, Hongli pulled Jing Xian who was already stupefied, turned around and left.

"Hey, forget it, 150 Wen is 150 Wen, just treat it as a favor with me." The store owner wanted to scold her, but when he saw the guards on both sides of Hongli and the Dongzhu on Jingxian's head, he felt deeply. He clearly understood that he couldn't afford to offend a couple who seemed very dignified.If he doesn't sell this diabolo today, he is afraid that these two people will find someone to smash his stall when they go back, then he will really not be able to survive!Please believe that no matter how good the social atmosphere is, there will never be a lack of bullies.

Satisfied, Hongli spent 150 cash to buy 10 diabolos, planning to distribute them to several children and the two boys of Hongzhou's family.Well, Hongzhan Baozi has one too.He is really a good elder with a bowl of water.With 10 diabolos, Hongli left the diabolo stand with a proud face, ignoring the bitter face of the boss...

Jing Xian, who was taken away, accompanied Hongli to sweep the bamboo root carving stalls, drank two bowls of tofu nao, and bought a pair of paper kites whose workmanship was obviously not as good as that of the dragon and phoenix in the palace. Jing Xian couldn't bear to look directly at her skills.But sitting at a stall on the street, drinking tofu nao in the sight of people coming and going, is definitely a brand new experience for Jing Xian.Not only are you not used to it, but you are also particularly embarrassed!All the people were drinking tofu nao carelessly, only Jing Xian kept the dining etiquette in the palace, sitting on a long bench with outriggers stretching his hips and Dama Hengdao, drinking tofu nao from the corner of Hongli's mouth There was a twitch.

Swaying, it's time for lunch.Since the emperor and the empress can even drink tofu nao on the street, they will naturally not be too harsh on the requirements for places to eat.But thinking of Jingxian's unaccustomed just now, Hongli still took her to Longyuanlou, the No. [-] restaurant in the capital built by Hongzhou, for dinner.The so-called No. [-] restaurant in the capital means that if someone dares to do better than Hong Zhou's business, he will dare to go to other people's back kitchen to poach corners, intimidate and lure the chef to change his owner-this has led to the Longyuan Restaurant's dishes have always been the best in the capital. food.

When Hongli came to Longyuan Building, the shopkeeper naturally didn't dare to neglect him. Thanks to Hongzhou, an unreliable master, he, a little man, had seen Tianyan several times.While instructing Xiaoer, who heard that it was the emperor and had a cramp in his calf, to report to the Prince's Mansion, he personally led Hongli and Jingxian to Hongzhou's exclusive private room to sit down respectfully.

He didn't dare to greet casually, just waiting for Hongli to speak.

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