The good times of Fujin
Chapter 92 Life
In the 13th year of Qianlong's reign, Hongli's experience in the past two years was not good. To be precise, it was very bad. The specific performance was that the situation of "dog biting dog's hair in its mouth" he originally thought did not break out in all directions, which made anxious His Majesty the Emperor, who was waiting to grab his subordinates' pigtails, was very worried.
After Qianlong's 11-year draft, through the hands of the emperor, many grievances were formed. Almost every day, the sticky place reported a certain family's life in the backyard.His Majesty the Emperor looked happily at the excitement in other people's backyards, and at the same time secretly speculated, tomorrow, whoever's little one should read that little one's little one, right?Just right, Lord, I want to vacate the so-and-so position for my seventh aunt's nephew... It is said that His Majesty the Emperor is nepotism, and his relatives are not because of his relatives, but because of this nephew and nephew. It's a member of the sticky staff...
Who knows, His Majesty the Emperor waited and waited, waited and waited, until the young girl of that family became a widow, but he still couldn't wait for the long-awaited memorial... What's going on?
After careful consideration, the emperor slapped the dragon chair: Damn, I made a mistake!
However, any lawless and daring prostitute daughter is usually worshiped at home like an ancestor. Although such a daughter can harm the other party's whole family, the scope of its influence always exists in the inner house.Moreover, the upbringing of the prostitute daughters made them fully understand who can be offended and who cannot be offended, which greatly reduces the probability of them pulling hatred for their in-laws and natal families outside.In the end, even if such a charming and pampered girl married into a family that killed her father and enemy, her father would not be able to sacrifice a girl of his own size in order to cheat the other family's family... The ending is that after his girl gave birth to a son, she will be properly married. Properly let his daughter become a widow...
Recently, there are more and more families who have to go to funerals within a year or two of marriage... Some of the men died, and some died other than the woman.In another year or two, there will be another frenzy of marriages, and most of them will be second marriages. Now, the emperor will not be able to intervene.
The first marriage is the emperor's finger-pointing marriage, which is enough to attract attention. Who can let the emperor point out another step-wife?As for divorce and divorce?Your wife was appointed by the emperor Jinkouyuyan. If you want to break up the partnership, it will prove that the emperor's decision is wrong.Heaven, earth, king, relative, master, the second child of heaven and earth, and the emperor is the third old man!You have offended the world, and the retribution may have to be delayed. If it is done well, it can even be pushed to the next life. If you doubt His Majesty the Emperor, it is called disrespect, and you will be dealt with every minute!The emperor is worried that he has no good excuse to fuck your whole family!
Damn, it's really ruthless, it's safe to wait for the child to grow up, divide the government and live alone, and become the rhythm of the old lord!As for the mother-in-law picking on the daughter-in-law, it is the daughter-in-law who points to the trust and love of the mother-in-law and husband, and the girl doesn't need it at all!
The emperor looked at the sky silently: his life is a TV drama, but my life is a reversal drama...
The emperor ran to the empress Liangliang for comfort in distress. After the emperor's continuous science popularization, the empress had a rough understanding of the new thing of "television drama". She even understood the various classifications of television dramas.In view of this, after listening to His Majesty's complaints about the reversal drama, the empress immediately said: "So, my life is actually a palace fighting drama?" I like the wit of the empress!
"Huh? Gongdou? No, your life is not Gongdouju, you belong to the harem farming style. The real Gongdouju must be a harem like the ancestor... I have wiped out your opponents, you know? "At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor did not forget to put gold on his face.
"I'm talking about the previous life... In your terms, I'm still a heavyweight cannon fodder." The empress said, without hesitation, she gave the emperor a resounding slap across the face, slapping the emperor like a real body. His Majesty's face that hasn't had time to take back his complacency.
"This... um..." His Majesty was speechless all of a sudden, "There is no hope for those who always live in the past, don't you understand? I'll come back to see you tonight..."
Under the increasingly sharp eyes of the Empress Empress, His Majesty the Emperor absconded without any future.
On the way back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the emperor followed the empress' thoughts and began to make up his mind. If his life is a reversal drama and the queen's is a palace fighting drama, then what is Hong Zhou's?Unit drama?It doesn’t seem to be the case, Hong Zhou’s life, in the eyes of the natives of the Qing Dynasty, looks more like a nonsensical and funny film by Master Xing... The funeral is definitely a commercial movie with a big production and a big box office, isn’t it?So what is his father's life?The TV series praising model workers are still science-educational films about "how to wear a green and stable hat". Hey, I can't make up my mind any more. Is it easy to run into preferences?
Hongli, who returned to the workbench, began to think carefully about how to get rid of all the people who didn't like him...
The emperor secretly thought about how to get rid of his obtrusive subordinates, while his younger brother Hong Zhou ran to other people's houses to extort money.
As we all know, Prince He inherited the excellent traditions of the previous emperors and ushered in a new era of confiscating princes. Therefore, no matter how big or small an official is, when he hears that Prince He came to his door, he wished he could take out all the most shabby things in the house for display. He has an upright and honest impression with the prince, wishing he could knock down all the walls of his house, creating a feeling of "the surroundings are desolate, and the sun is not sheltered from the wind".
It's a pity, if Hong Zhou was so easy to fool, he wouldn't be the dead prince who would rather sweat than carry the money home from Hong Yi Pavilion.From the experience and lessons of history, this group of Beijing officials summed up the correct way to send off and the prince: it is necessary to cry poorly, and it is also essential to be generous.This ancestor, if you don't coax me today, he will be able to read a copy of you in the early court tomorrow. Regardless of whether there is anything wrong, and regardless of whether his participation is true or not, His Majesty the Emperor will definitely send someone to arrest you. Check it out at home.Or, His Majesty the Emperor is just waiting for this memorial with the Prince!
As for why the emperor doesn't kill an eye-catching minister every day - are you a SB?Regardless of whether it is a corrupt official or a cruel official, if the water is clean, there will be no fish. If every corrupt official must be killed, 95% of the officials in the Qing Dynasty will be killed, okay?Of the remaining 5%, there is still 4% that have not had time to be greedy...
In order to leave the world and history with a reputation of being generous, moderately tight, and well-governed, His Majesty the Emperor is also very aggrieved...
Today, he extorted another 1 taels of silver from the Imperial Envoy of Youdu. Damn it, how could the old boy come up with so much money?He is the censor!Speaker!A speech officer is so rich and generous, it can be seen that he must not have taken less favors from others.This old boy is not a good thing!Hurry up and report to the fourth brother that the censor he is optimistic about is not a good thing.The Imperial Envoy of Youdu never expected that Hong Zhou would have a second hand!
Hongzhou was ordered to embezzle 1 taels, and he reported to Hongli, four to six, Hongli four, he six, carrying six thousand silver notes, and a set of gold inlaid with gemstones worth 8000 taels from Ryukyu. Tou Mian, happily went home.As for whether the emperor wants to clean up the imperial envoy, it all depends on whether the emperor thinks he is worth embezzling the money-to be honest, it is absolutely not enough to rely on monthly salary, four-season etiquette, and visiting relatives and friends.Therefore, the emperor's purpose is: corruption is okay, but not excessive.
As for those pedantic veterans who are ignorant of current affairs, hinder His Majesty's reforms, and interfere with His Majesty's expansion of the scope of talents, Hongli has gradually begun to let them either resign from their old age, or return to their hometowns.The emperor is even studying the new retirement policy with the officials, as well as the payment and distribution of pensions... Your Majesty, if this continues, the Qing Dynasty will be ruined by you!
Pension and medical insurance system under the feudal system? !Are you really okay?Your Majesty, slow down and calm down, hey!
No one can stop Aixinjueluo from reforming Emperor Hongli, and his No. [-] horse boy is naturally his younger brother, Hongzhou.And now, his messenger boy is discussing with Erinbu about including it in Zhuobola Kuyirha's dowry with the golden head that he forcefully stole from the emperor's brother.
"Fu Jin, look, this is the new head of Ryukyu, I look good, make us a dowry!" Hong Zhou directed the little eunuch to show the head to Erin Bu.
"Look, this is a fresh-looking dim sum I saw on the street today, I'll give you a taste." It's impossible to care about the girl and ignore the wife's situation in Hong Zhou's place.
"Zhuobola Kuyirha is only so old, and how much dowry has been saved. When she gets married in the future, she will also be a child of someone else's family. That is also your 'grandson and granddaughter'. Don't you feel bad?" Elinbu Eating snacks, teasing Hong Zhou.As soon as these words came out, as expected, Hong Zhou began to frown and think... Sure enough, it's not a good deal...
Then make up for the dowry, and when she grows her hair, she can play with it! The gesture of 8000 taels is for a girl who only keeps her hair. Hong Zhou, do you really love your daughter?Or is it okay to cry poor?You really are pretending to be poor, right, right?
Seeing his lord holding a pair of gold hairpins in his head like a human trafficker, he was acting stupid to the girl: "Ama's good brother, look at this, if you like it, I will bring it to you when you keep your hair in the future." Would you like to have fun?"
I saw the unique Da Gege of Prince He's family glanced up and down with critical eyes, and nodded coldly and noblely: "Okay, Gege is right."
"Why are you talking to your Ama!" Elinbu glared, Zhuobola Kuyierha pursed his mouth, and Hong Zhou felt distressed for a while.
"Hey, isn't our Gege pretty good? At a young age, I have the demeanor of Ai Xinjueluo's family, and I have a royal demeanor, how wonderful." Never criticize his daughter in front of a 24-year-old father, no matter what you say , the fault is always you.
E Linbu looked at the pair of father and daughter who were willing to fight and suffer, with a hopeless gaze, and sighed deeply: At any rate, my girl is not open-mouthed, "Master, I... "What's the matter, it can be regarded as progress, hey, children are debts!
The author has something to say: I'm back~Damn it, quiz contests are definitely life-threatening things!
After Qianlong's 11-year draft, through the hands of the emperor, many grievances were formed. Almost every day, the sticky place reported a certain family's life in the backyard.His Majesty the Emperor looked happily at the excitement in other people's backyards, and at the same time secretly speculated, tomorrow, whoever's little one should read that little one's little one, right?Just right, Lord, I want to vacate the so-and-so position for my seventh aunt's nephew... It is said that His Majesty the Emperor is nepotism, and his relatives are not because of his relatives, but because of this nephew and nephew. It's a member of the sticky staff...
Who knows, His Majesty the Emperor waited and waited, waited and waited, until the young girl of that family became a widow, but he still couldn't wait for the long-awaited memorial... What's going on?
After careful consideration, the emperor slapped the dragon chair: Damn, I made a mistake!
However, any lawless and daring prostitute daughter is usually worshiped at home like an ancestor. Although such a daughter can harm the other party's whole family, the scope of its influence always exists in the inner house.Moreover, the upbringing of the prostitute daughters made them fully understand who can be offended and who cannot be offended, which greatly reduces the probability of them pulling hatred for their in-laws and natal families outside.In the end, even if such a charming and pampered girl married into a family that killed her father and enemy, her father would not be able to sacrifice a girl of his own size in order to cheat the other family's family... The ending is that after his girl gave birth to a son, she will be properly married. Properly let his daughter become a widow...
Recently, there are more and more families who have to go to funerals within a year or two of marriage... Some of the men died, and some died other than the woman.In another year or two, there will be another frenzy of marriages, and most of them will be second marriages. Now, the emperor will not be able to intervene.
The first marriage is the emperor's finger-pointing marriage, which is enough to attract attention. Who can let the emperor point out another step-wife?As for divorce and divorce?Your wife was appointed by the emperor Jinkouyuyan. If you want to break up the partnership, it will prove that the emperor's decision is wrong.Heaven, earth, king, relative, master, the second child of heaven and earth, and the emperor is the third old man!You have offended the world, and the retribution may have to be delayed. If it is done well, it can even be pushed to the next life. If you doubt His Majesty the Emperor, it is called disrespect, and you will be dealt with every minute!The emperor is worried that he has no good excuse to fuck your whole family!
Damn, it's really ruthless, it's safe to wait for the child to grow up, divide the government and live alone, and become the rhythm of the old lord!As for the mother-in-law picking on the daughter-in-law, it is the daughter-in-law who points to the trust and love of the mother-in-law and husband, and the girl doesn't need it at all!
The emperor looked at the sky silently: his life is a TV drama, but my life is a reversal drama...
The emperor ran to the empress Liangliang for comfort in distress. After the emperor's continuous science popularization, the empress had a rough understanding of the new thing of "television drama". She even understood the various classifications of television dramas.In view of this, after listening to His Majesty's complaints about the reversal drama, the empress immediately said: "So, my life is actually a palace fighting drama?" I like the wit of the empress!
"Huh? Gongdou? No, your life is not Gongdouju, you belong to the harem farming style. The real Gongdouju must be a harem like the ancestor... I have wiped out your opponents, you know? "At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor did not forget to put gold on his face.
"I'm talking about the previous life... In your terms, I'm still a heavyweight cannon fodder." The empress said, without hesitation, she gave the emperor a resounding slap across the face, slapping the emperor like a real body. His Majesty's face that hasn't had time to take back his complacency.
"This... um..." His Majesty was speechless all of a sudden, "There is no hope for those who always live in the past, don't you understand? I'll come back to see you tonight..."
Under the increasingly sharp eyes of the Empress Empress, His Majesty the Emperor absconded without any future.
On the way back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the emperor followed the empress' thoughts and began to make up his mind. If his life is a reversal drama and the queen's is a palace fighting drama, then what is Hong Zhou's?Unit drama?It doesn’t seem to be the case, Hong Zhou’s life, in the eyes of the natives of the Qing Dynasty, looks more like a nonsensical and funny film by Master Xing... The funeral is definitely a commercial movie with a big production and a big box office, isn’t it?So what is his father's life?The TV series praising model workers are still science-educational films about "how to wear a green and stable hat". Hey, I can't make up my mind any more. Is it easy to run into preferences?
Hongli, who returned to the workbench, began to think carefully about how to get rid of all the people who didn't like him...
The emperor secretly thought about how to get rid of his obtrusive subordinates, while his younger brother Hong Zhou ran to other people's houses to extort money.
As we all know, Prince He inherited the excellent traditions of the previous emperors and ushered in a new era of confiscating princes. Therefore, no matter how big or small an official is, when he hears that Prince He came to his door, he wished he could take out all the most shabby things in the house for display. He has an upright and honest impression with the prince, wishing he could knock down all the walls of his house, creating a feeling of "the surroundings are desolate, and the sun is not sheltered from the wind".
It's a pity, if Hong Zhou was so easy to fool, he wouldn't be the dead prince who would rather sweat than carry the money home from Hong Yi Pavilion.From the experience and lessons of history, this group of Beijing officials summed up the correct way to send off and the prince: it is necessary to cry poorly, and it is also essential to be generous.This ancestor, if you don't coax me today, he will be able to read a copy of you in the early court tomorrow. Regardless of whether there is anything wrong, and regardless of whether his participation is true or not, His Majesty the Emperor will definitely send someone to arrest you. Check it out at home.Or, His Majesty the Emperor is just waiting for this memorial with the Prince!
As for why the emperor doesn't kill an eye-catching minister every day - are you a SB?Regardless of whether it is a corrupt official or a cruel official, if the water is clean, there will be no fish. If every corrupt official must be killed, 95% of the officials in the Qing Dynasty will be killed, okay?Of the remaining 5%, there is still 4% that have not had time to be greedy...
In order to leave the world and history with a reputation of being generous, moderately tight, and well-governed, His Majesty the Emperor is also very aggrieved...
Today, he extorted another 1 taels of silver from the Imperial Envoy of Youdu. Damn it, how could the old boy come up with so much money?He is the censor!Speaker!A speech officer is so rich and generous, it can be seen that he must not have taken less favors from others.This old boy is not a good thing!Hurry up and report to the fourth brother that the censor he is optimistic about is not a good thing.The Imperial Envoy of Youdu never expected that Hong Zhou would have a second hand!
Hongzhou was ordered to embezzle 1 taels, and he reported to Hongli, four to six, Hongli four, he six, carrying six thousand silver notes, and a set of gold inlaid with gemstones worth 8000 taels from Ryukyu. Tou Mian, happily went home.As for whether the emperor wants to clean up the imperial envoy, it all depends on whether the emperor thinks he is worth embezzling the money-to be honest, it is absolutely not enough to rely on monthly salary, four-season etiquette, and visiting relatives and friends.Therefore, the emperor's purpose is: corruption is okay, but not excessive.
As for those pedantic veterans who are ignorant of current affairs, hinder His Majesty's reforms, and interfere with His Majesty's expansion of the scope of talents, Hongli has gradually begun to let them either resign from their old age, or return to their hometowns.The emperor is even studying the new retirement policy with the officials, as well as the payment and distribution of pensions... Your Majesty, if this continues, the Qing Dynasty will be ruined by you!
Pension and medical insurance system under the feudal system? !Are you really okay?Your Majesty, slow down and calm down, hey!
No one can stop Aixinjueluo from reforming Emperor Hongli, and his No. [-] horse boy is naturally his younger brother, Hongzhou.And now, his messenger boy is discussing with Erinbu about including it in Zhuobola Kuyirha's dowry with the golden head that he forcefully stole from the emperor's brother.
"Fu Jin, look, this is the new head of Ryukyu, I look good, make us a dowry!" Hong Zhou directed the little eunuch to show the head to Erin Bu.
"Look, this is a fresh-looking dim sum I saw on the street today, I'll give you a taste." It's impossible to care about the girl and ignore the wife's situation in Hong Zhou's place.
"Zhuobola Kuyirha is only so old, and how much dowry has been saved. When she gets married in the future, she will also be a child of someone else's family. That is also your 'grandson and granddaughter'. Don't you feel bad?" Elinbu Eating snacks, teasing Hong Zhou.As soon as these words came out, as expected, Hong Zhou began to frown and think... Sure enough, it's not a good deal...
Then make up for the dowry, and when she grows her hair, she can play with it! The gesture of 8000 taels is for a girl who only keeps her hair. Hong Zhou, do you really love your daughter?Or is it okay to cry poor?You really are pretending to be poor, right, right?
Seeing his lord holding a pair of gold hairpins in his head like a human trafficker, he was acting stupid to the girl: "Ama's good brother, look at this, if you like it, I will bring it to you when you keep your hair in the future." Would you like to have fun?"
I saw the unique Da Gege of Prince He's family glanced up and down with critical eyes, and nodded coldly and noblely: "Okay, Gege is right."
"Why are you talking to your Ama!" Elinbu glared, Zhuobola Kuyierha pursed his mouth, and Hong Zhou felt distressed for a while.
"Hey, isn't our Gege pretty good? At a young age, I have the demeanor of Ai Xinjueluo's family, and I have a royal demeanor, how wonderful." Never criticize his daughter in front of a 24-year-old father, no matter what you say , the fault is always you.
E Linbu looked at the pair of father and daughter who were willing to fight and suffer, with a hopeless gaze, and sighed deeply: At any rate, my girl is not open-mouthed, "Master, I... "What's the matter, it can be regarded as progress, hey, children are debts!
The author has something to say: I'm back~Damn it, quiz contests are definitely life-threatening things!
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