[Comprehensive] Become a horse monkey bar

[Comprehensive] Become a horse monkey bar

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One day, my mother forced me to get married.

One day, I became a horse monkey shochu.

One day, I saved the world.

"Host, collect all seven dragon balls to summon Shenlong!"

"I've already saved the world, so what's the use of Shenlong!"

"Who de も い い か ら pay ki together い た!"

"Whoever it is, come and date me!"

↑↑↑The above comes from the roar of an older single female youth

This article is about the romantic and tragic journey of a hard-working girl who is cold on the outside and funny on the inside, taking the system to become a horse monkey soju and trying to get out of the group

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0.0 One day I was urged to marry

On February 2th, Valentine's Day in the West, on this day when the torch is lit at any time, I was urged to get married.

↑↑↑The above comes from the inner confession of Lu Zhenzhi, a pseudo-successful professional woman who was forced by Master Kassan for the 1314th time to listen to Kassan's urging marriage, and an older young woman who is really hidden.

Why does it feel like a young delinquent who accidentally went astray is filming a documentary?Although it is no different from staying in prison now, she really wants to go out... no, really wants to leave.

"Tell me, you are old and young, and you don't know how to be anxious." Lu's mother looked at her daughter with a bit of hatred, thinking that many of her friends around her were about to embrace their grandchildren. Before he even flinched, he became angry, and seeing that his daughter was still smiling, she was even more anxious.

"After the new year, it will be 30. How dare you eat here..." Mother Lu continued to read, Lu Zhenzhi's hand, which was originally holding the chicken leg, paused, moved to the vegetables next to the chicken leg, and gave it to Mrs. Kasang It's not easy for Kasang, eat some vegetables to relieve the fire, and leave the greasy chicken legs to her to deal with!

Mother Lu didn't appreciate her daughter's flattery of picking up vegetables for her. Did she think that the little bastard was afraid that she would miss the chicken legs if she couldn't see it?It's true that the older I get, the less sensible I am, not to mention that if she was thinking about chicken legs, she would have hidden ten or eight.

Mother Lu was speechless.

"Mom, I understand. In fact, I have a partner!" Lu Zhenzhi put down her chopsticks with a serious expression on her face. The recent characters in the new show are very suitable for her.

When Lu's mother heard this, her eyes lit up and she couldn't help becoming excited. Seeing her daughter's expression should not be deceiving.Now during the Chinese New Year, I won't be afraid of those relatives who have or don't have to show off everywhere. If it's not bad, I'll take it with me. Hmph, my daughter also has a date.

"How is the other party?"

"Honest, gentle, generous and decent!" She is called the ice room beauty by the public netizens.

"What about the other party's economic situation?"

"It's so rich, it's so rich!" He has the title of Jin Shining.

Listening to her daughter's introduction, Mother Lu raised her eyebrows, "What about the level of education?"

"Astronomy and geography, the literature of various countries, major national events, current politics and military affairs, everything is well known!" Senior Colonel Chu Xuan was described as the king of wise men who is as wise as a monster.

"Crack——" Mother Lu slapped her daughter on the head mercilessly, "Are you an idiot when you think you're an old lady? Does this kind of person exist in the real world? You're already 29, why are you still acting like a child?" I only know how to watch cartoons all day long..."

"It's an anime, not a cartoon! And Senior Colonel Chu Xuan is a novelist..." Zhenzhi held his head and looked pitifully at Kasang, who was angry with him, struggling to defend himself.

Lu's mother interrupted her daughter's defense. In her eyes, whether it is an anime or a novel character, they are all of the same nature and unrealistic! "It's all the same. After dinner, I'll throw away all your figurines, posters, comics, etc. I've wasted money buying such impractical things!"

"Don't, I'll go on a blind date in a few days!" Zhenzhi heard her Master Kasang's harsh words, her little heart couldn't help but beat a few times, if she threw away those things, how could she survive!She silently looked at her father who had nothing to do with her, and sent out an SOS signal.

Girl, it's not that your father doesn't help you, it's just that he can't stop your mother when she gets angry, so please yourself.

Dad... There seemed to be a mist in Zhenzhi's eyes, and his eyes were full of longing.

Daughter... Father Lu shook his head helplessly.

... What use are you for!Zhenzhi silently gave her little middle finger to her father.

Without the reliable backing of his own father, Zhenzhi can only take advantage of Master Kassan's time of washing dishes, and hurry back to his room to hide everything he can hide. As for what he can't hide, Zhenzhi thinks about it. Lord Kassan's face became a little fierce.

If she couldn't hide it, she had to hide it too!She didn't even dare to think about the ending after falling into Kassan's hands.

Dong Sai Sai and Xi Sai Sai made their own room like the scene of a thief's crime. Zhen Zhi was relieved and slumped on the carpet, but at least they hid everything.

Mother Lu seemed to have calculated the time. Lu Zhenzhi opened the door and walked in as soon as she packed up. Seeing the tragic situation in the room, the corners of her mouth twitched for no reason, and she snorted softly. left.

What a frustrating little bastard.

After Lu's mother left, Zhenzhi jumped up excitedly. My little angels can still play with me. It's amazing!

Putting things back in their original places is also a tiring task, Zhenzhi sitting at the computer desk thought so.But it doesn't matter how tired I am if I can deal with Kassan. Every time I go home, I will be nagged. This year, I will call every few days to remind myself to go on a blind date. It is not a problem to force a marriage every day.

In desperation, she looks for reasons to skip the blind date every day. Either she is busy with work and overtime, or she is on various business trips. She is almost able to come up with the experience of dealing with Mr. Kasang's forced marriage, and she feels tired and unloved.

Zhenzhi turned on the computer, ready to play some games to soothe her wounded heart.Of course, it's not a large-scale online game with high IQ and high level like Jisan. To put it bluntly, she doesn't know anything about positioning, so it's good to be able to come out of Novice Village.

But I can’t play online games, so I can still play stand-alone games. Of course, it’s not the type of Doudizhu, but various otome games or GALGAME.She can play those games one at a time, not to mention clearing all the levels, she can find out even the hidden levels for you one by one, she must have played those games that you haven’t played before, and occasionally she will post strategies, He is also called the God of Raiders by the friends, although the meaning of molesting is very heavy.

In the virtual world, there are tons of boyfriends and piles, but in reality, there is no such thing as a boyfriend. It is so cruel that people can’t help but shout, "It doesn’t matter who it is, hurry up!" Come and mingle with me!"

"Hey, really, don't give me a chance to fool Kassan and give the old man a hope." Zhenzhi shook his head and searched for games that he hadn't played before, letting her try something new, while talking to Mrs. Kassan. I have infinite sympathy, although she is the culprit.

"... I've basically played it, so I can only play the original Japanese version?!" Lu Zhenzhi looked at the blue computer screen with a sad face, please don't be so cruel, "Huh? What the hell is this? "

The mouse hovered over a title, ""Young Girls Conquer the World"...? What's wrong with such a name that breaks the limit and destroys the three views? It's really tenacious not to be blocked, is Otome a game?"

"Anyway, it's boring, let's go down and have a look..." Click to download, and the high-speed channel downloads. Fortunately, because of frequent downloads, I have become a member, otherwise the download of the several G games would be so slow.

But why does this ghost game take up a lot of capacity?Generally, 1 G is not bad, okay?

After waiting for less than 10 minutes, it was 99.9%, but then the progress bar never moved again.Isn’t Ciao such a cheater? What about the promised membership, the agreed-upon high-speed download, who are you cheating on!Zhenzhi said that she is very irritable now, and it is a tragedy in the world that she will never move after reaching 99.9%.

After struggling for a few more minutes, she decided that if she didn't finish the game within 10 minutes, she would delete it. At worst, she would make up a new episode today and stop playing the game, and her expectations for this game were not high.

Minimize the download interface, open the webpage and prepare to continue chasing new episodes, but she forgot the time when she saw it. After watching the dropped episodes, she remembered that she was still downloading something, but when she opened it, she Can't wait to drop the mouse in my hand.

99.9%!It's still above 99.9%!

This game has to be deleted, delete it immediately, not to mention occupying memory, and waste time! ! !But just when she was about to delete the task, the computer was so bright that it almost blinded her eyes. In fact, it was almost the same as blinding her eyes, because her eyes were dark now, and then she fainted.

Tzu O you little bitch!Blame her for being so cheap!Blame her slightly!

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