[Comprehensive] Become a horse monkey bar

Big me?

"Big me, don't you like me?" Unexpectedly, there was a fluctuation in the usually calm water, and Zhenzhi's two eyebrows were tightly wrinkled together.

do i like herKagami, do I like Shinki Machi?Vulcan looked at Zhenzhi whose eyebrows were balled into a ball, and smiled heartily. This question is actually unnecessary at all, and the answer is not obvious.

"How come, I like Zhenzhi the most, and I like Shenmu Zhenzhi the most." Vulcan stretched out his hand to smooth the wrinkles between Zhenzhi's brows.

Hey hey hey!Boy, are you confessing?You are confessing!She almost burst into tears, "System, the system will tell me the current favorability, it must be 100, right! The Vulcan boy confessed to her!"

"I'm sorry for the host, the favorability of the raiders is now 99, it's still one step away!"

Hehehehe, what a feeling of going back to before liberation!It's still one point away!After confessing, why is it less than 100?Is it possible to have a white moonlight cinnabar mole or something to reach 100?

"Congratulations to the host for opening the hidden ending: You are the cinnabar mole in my heart, and the white moonlight in front of the window has become an existence that will never be forgotten in the stupid god's heart!"

Forgive her for being bohemian and cheap [manual goodbye]

"Mr. Huang Lai, please don't squat in the corner, and don't cry." Heizi squatted and stared at Huang Lai who had been crying for a long time and said slowly.

Huang Lai looked at Heizi happily, thinking to herself, it really is little Heizi who cares about me the most!Agitated and about to rush over, it's a pity that Heizi dodged and dodged.

Heizi patted the non-existent ashes on his knees, and said coolly, "Mr. Huang Lai's crying is really fake."

Kise wants to cry but has no tears.

"Little Heizi, what are they doing?" He quickly lost his frustration, and pointed curiously at Hinata who had been lying on the door since he came out just now.

"They're eavesdropping."

"It looks amazing...it's big!" Kise touched his chin, and it took him half a beat to react.

"Fortunately, it's reconciled anyway." Suddenly Hinata got up from the crouching door and said enviously, "When couples quarrel or something, this is youth."

"Hinata, you sound like a little old man, but Hinata is like a little old man." Muji said with a smile.

"Huh? Who are you calling the little old man?" Hyuga involuntarily burst out a well on his forehead.

"Of course it's Hinata."

"You guy..."

"Hinata, don't hit me in the face..."

Really enough, in fact, you two are a couple!Quarreling so frequently, you can be an old couple!

"Well, it's better not to quarrel anymore~" Kise didn't quite understand why they were arguing about this, and Seirin's other people also looked like they didn't care.Well, he was just kind. After all, they are all in the same team, so it's better to be united.

Look, what a helpful person he is.

"Shut up, an idiot who loves to steal friends' wives, what right do outsiders from other schools have to talk here!" Hinata replied impatiently.

"Outsiders from other teams don't talk too much!"

Kise, who was silently hit by countless arrows on his knees, knelt down on his knees, bent forward in frustration, he never knew that Seirin's person has so many adjectives, please let me go_(:зゝ∠)_

Two-fork eyebrow horse monkey shochu ([-])

1.7 One day, I will know how to die well

If one day she has to die because of her cheap mouth, she will immediately get back into Kasang's stomach, hold it back for three years, become a reincarnated Nezha, and miss the day when she has to die.

Or you just let Kassan have a painless abortion, let her go without pain and itching!

No matter how beautiful the idea is, it is more and more supportive of the sad reminder of reality.Zhenzhi looked at the teenager who was still sleeping next to her in a tangled heart, thinking sadly that she was going to die soon, what kind of trouble was Ciao just told that she was going to die!

It was rare for her to wake up before the Vulcan boy got up today. Well, she didn’t fall asleep at all last night. Who told the system to assign such a task, but she spent the whole night thinking about how she should die. There are really many ways to die. ah!

She thought about committing suicide. There are many ways to commit suicide. You can choose from taking medicine, jumping off a building, hanging yourself, cutting your pulse, etc., but after thinking about it, she still passed. She is such a healthy person, and she has no terminal illness, so the pressure is not great , not isolated from the outside world, as for committing suicide?It's so good to be full of disobedience!

... I admit that I am afraid of death! qaq

Who is not afraid of death, it is enough for a person who is so afraid of death to think of a way to die, she has not found the right person for her to live with herself in the next life, so she has to go to see Lord Yan in advance, who is willing?

"Host, please rest assured that the host will not really die. The death mission issued by the system will not let the host really die. The host has actually successfully captured Vulcan, but the hidden ending is not completed before. It counts. Please rest assured the host and continue the strategy. You are only one step away from success, please work hard!" I really can't see it, why would it be so swollen with such a host, it was so good when playing games, but now it's cowardly... ...it doesn't want to talk much.

It wouldn't admit that someone who was almost scared to pee was its host!

Fortunately, with the sudden sound of the system, Zhenzhi broke free from the state of panic.It is not that there are no examples in the world where she was scared to death by herself. According to the situation just now, her final cause of death is likely to be scared to death.Zhenzhi doesn't know whether to be happy or disappointed, happy that she can die without the suicide method just mentioned, or disappointed that she will die in the end?

Zhenzhi covered her face, why did she start to think that facial paralysis is the real beauty?

Since you don't need to commit suicide, you just need to die, so if you find a car running a red light during rush hour, you should die soon, right?Maybe he was knocked into the appearance of a Kassan savage?Well, even if she hasn't been hit, her family, Kassan, can't recognize who she is.

"Zhenzhi, are you hungry?" Vulcan pressed the alarm clock, got up in a daze, stretched his waist and said with a bright smile, "You sleep a little longer, I'll cook, and I'll call you when I'm done."

This kind of old couple's rush to the cliff is her illusion!She's actually not hungry yet, but she's very sleepy, Vulcan boy, you don't need to call me later, and I might not be able to get up if you call me.Before Zhenzhi could say this, the door was already closed.

"..." Forget it, a little hard work, it's better to get rid of it sooner.

Probably because he had found a way to die, Zhenzhi, who was relaxed, soon had eyelid fights, and couldn't even open his eyes. Since he couldn't open them, he simply stopped earning.Zhenzhi, who fell into a deep sleep and didn't know that she was supposed to be cooking outside while she was asleep, entered the house, pulled the quilt up for her, and ate some tofu by the way.

She's all mine now, just a kiss on the cheek, nothing... right?The brazen husband of a certain family thought so.

When Zhenzhi woke up naturally after falling asleep, the outside world was already full of rays of light.

What about waking me up?Vulcan boy, you don't count your words!While Zhenzhi complained that the Vulcan boy was unreliable at the critical moment, he washed his face, brushed his teeth, and dressed neatly. If you die, you have to die cleanly, right?Well, before death, who knows if he will still look like a human being after death.Probably overwhelmed by what she imagined, Zhenzhi shook her shoulders with aversion, why is she always thinking about these heavy flavors, she must quickly think of something refreshing to purify her mind.

Regarding this matter, the Vulcan boy said that he is innocent, he is not a roundworm in your stomach, he has no idea what you are thinking at all.Seeing that you slept soundly, it would be wrong to ask you to sleep a little longer. The most important thing is, if he knew what you were thinking, he wouldn't go out today at all.

It's a pity that there are not so many ifs in the world, and I will never know what Shinki Shinchi is thinking.

In front of the traffic lights, there was a lot of traffic, with a calm expression, but her feet were chaotic, and the girl seemed a little hesitant.Suddenly, the girl seemed to have thought of something, and made up her mind to take the first step.

She was finally dying, finally finishing the damn game.

"Beep beep——" the piercing sound of the car mixed with rapid breathing sounded in Zhenzhi's ears, the sound of breathing?Zhenzhi who was waiting didn't have any extra thoughts to think about where the sound of breathing came from, because the next thing was to meet the impact of the car. She had carefully observed it just now, and it was a large truck that hit her later. Strange!

However, what followed was not a strong impact, but a hot chest that heaved violently.

Zhenzhi felt that her heart seemed to have stopped beating, and the person in her arms was so hard that she couldn't help but suspect that the reason she couldn't breathe was because of her heart or the problem of the person in front of her.

"What are you doing?! You almost scared me to death." Vulcan's voice was a little hoarse, and the sentences he yelled were also broken, "I'm very worried."

"System, do you want the Raiders to think that I have completed the hidden ending if I die?" Zhenzhi took a deep breath, like a drowning person tightly grasping the hem of Vulcan's clothes.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully opening the hidden plot. The body chosen by the host has reactive hypoxic epilepsy. Emotions such as pain, surprise, and fear will cause the heartbeat to slow down and eventually stop. However, the host is a junior player and cannot control emotions, so now The physical state has been adjusted. As long as the raider recognizes your death and believes it, the mission will be completed!" The host suddenly became so smart, and the system indicated that it was not used to it.

"That's good." After asking silently in her heart, and getting a satisfactory answer, Zhenzhi felt that she had eaten a certain medicine.