After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

10 minutes later, the takeaway arrived as scheduled.

He Yanzhi was already salivating just by the smell, and he didn't want to worry about whether his waist still hurts, so he had to eat first before talking.

This takeaway comes in a tin foil box, and it was still hot when it was delivered. If you support the bracket and send a small mini stove, it can continue to heat for an hour.

He Yanzhi originally wanted to set up a bed table to eat on the bed, but he was afraid that it would be spilled accidentally, so he had to move to the dining table.

Grilled fish with rice and a can of beer is simply delicious.

... Mr. Yan seems to be gone forever on the road to death.

He ran to the restaurant to eat, Little Lucky insisted on clinging to him, and followed him. He meowed at the bottom of his feet for a while, and found that this bold human being dared to ignore it, so he jumped on the chair, and then jumped on the chair with every inch. table.

He Yanzhi was so busy eating, he didn't notice that there was a cat under his feet, and when he looked up and saw a pair of blue cat's eyes, he was startled.

As the saying goes, "curiosity killed the cat", Little Lucky was clearly interested in the plate of fish in front of him, and was about to pull it with his claws.

"Hey," He Yanzhi pushed its claws away, "You are not afraid of being scalded to death."

Little Lucky withdrew his claws and sat down obediently: "Meow."

"Want to eat?" He Yanzhi looked at it, "But your master said that you cannot eat human food."

"Meow meow."

Seeing its pitiful eyes, He Yanzhi's heart softened, and he said "don't move around" to it, got up and went to the kitchen to get an empty bowl and filled it with boiled water.

Little Lucky kept staring at him, with the tip of his tail trembling, expressing strong curiosity.

He Yanzhi pushed aside the grilled fish, picked up a piece of the whitest meat with chopsticks, rinsed it in water after removing the spines, and put it in front of the cat: "Here."

Little Lucky sniffed it closely, and probably thought it was something edible, so he readily accepted it and began to eat it mouthful by mouthful.

A large piece of the fish was given to the cat, and He Yanzhi felt a little distressed. Just as he was about to start eating, his cell phone rang suddenly.

He couldn't help but "tsk", thinking why there are so many things today, he just wants to have a quiet meal, can this humble wish not satisfy him?

He wanted to hang up the phone directly, but he looked down at the caller ID - Yu Heng.

"..."

Not really.

His "glorious deeds" were revealed so quickly?

He Yanzhi picked up the phone anxiously, and heard the other party ask: "Where are you?"

The tone was normal, not anxious, angry, or reproachful.

He Yanzhi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it might not be what he thought, so he replied: "At home, I'll come back to see the cat."

Yes, that's it, as long as he throws out the shield of "cat" immediately, everything will be solved.

Sure enough, Yu Heng's attention was shifted immediately: "How, it passed the night by itself, is it okay?"

He Yanzhi glanced at the cat that was eating fish, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "It's fine, it's dad if you feed it—the automatic feeder is its dad, and we're just a tool to accompany the master when he's bored."

Yu Heng smiled on the phone: "By the way, I just heard that there was an accident in the school cafeteria?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

what happened?

Why go around or go back to this topic?

It shouldn't be, since the girl jumped off the building, it hasn't been more than two hours. Yu Heng is so well informed?

He hesitated for a while, and chose to play dumb first: "What?"

Yu Heng: "I heard that a girl was about to jump off a building and was rescued back."

He Yanzhi: "Ah...and then?"

"Don't you know about this?" There was a hint of surprise in Yu Heng's tone, and he didn't know if it was genuine surprise or just pretending, "You didn't eat in the cafeteria at noon?"

"Eat... Uh, no, I'm eating, I just ordered takeaway."

"Is that so?" Yu Heng didn't seem to believe it, "but how did I hear that the one who saved people was not like a student in the school, but a bit like a certain star, and his whereabouts were strange, and he ran away without saying a word after saving people It's—isn't it you, Mr. He, the unsung hero?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Damn why.

He obviously ran fast enough, but his face was still seen?

"Hello?" Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Yu Heng asked again, "It's really not you?"

"... Who did you listen to?" He Yanzhi decided to struggle again, "When did it happen?"

"At noon, just after eleven o'clock," Yu Heng said, "on the third floor of a cafeteria, a girl got too drunk and wanted to jump off the building, but was rescued by an enthusiastic person. At that time, a senior I knew was also there. Eat, he told me."

He Yanzhi said that the school might not be full of seniors you know, and the other party said: "He also said that the girl is now sober and crying, thanking the person who saved her, and saying that she would transfer Monitor to see who it is, so I can thank him personally."

When He Yanzhi heard that the monitoring was going to be adjusted, he immediately gave up. He sighed: "It's okay, it's me, you hurry up and find someone to persuade her not to look for her, I don't want to be famous in your school."

Yu Heng was silent for a while: "It's really you, I said Mr. Yan, I really didn't expect that you still have the hobby of being brave?"

"I am brave enough to do what is right?" He Yanzhi couldn't help laughing, "Pull it down, I am not that high-minded, if she hadn't insisted on jumping in front of my eyes, I wouldn't bother to care about her - she was less than one meter away from me at that time, Do you think I can sit idly by?"

Yu Heng: "But how did I hear that you saved someone, and you said something impassioned, probably meaning 'you will either die or become disabled when you jump off, who will support you for the rest of your life'..."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Now he really wants to know who this talkative "senior" is.

He took a deep breath: "If you jump from the third floor, you will either die or be disabled. What's the problem?"

Yu Heng gave a meaningful "hmm": "No problem, so are you okay?"

"What can I do..."

"Didn't you flash your back when you were saving someone?"

"..."

He Yanzhi's expression was distorted, and there was an extremely strong urge to beat someone up in his heart.After a long while, he gritted his teeth hard: "No, don't worry, kid, let's take your class well."

"It's lunch break now," Yu Heng said, "I asked my instructor for leave, and I will help her another day, and I will go back after class in the afternoon, about four o'clock."

After hearing this, He Yanzhi suddenly felt a shudder from his tailbone to the top of his head—it's [-]:[-].

There are still three hours before Yu Heng goes home.

Looking at the plate of grilled fish in front of him, he inexplicably felt that the name of this meal was "Last Lunch", so he laughed dryly: "Ah... okay, then you can come back after class, remember to tell that girl, let Let her give up and don't look for me again."

Yu Heng: "I will do my best."

He Yanzhi hung up the phone, and suddenly felt that the grilled fish was not tasty.

As soon as Yu Heng came home, he must have found that his waist was twisted. How should he explain?

It is too great a sin to die and eat grilled fish and save others from injury.

How about...spray some Yunnan Baiyao?

No, the smell is too strong, and it won't last for three hours. Yu Heng's dog nose can definitely smell it.

After thinking about it, He Yanzhi couldn't think of a perfect solution, so he simply gave up. He would die anyway, so it's better to fill his stomach first.

Little Lucky had already jumped off the table after eating the piece of fish, and strolled to the window to bask in the sun. He Yanzhi quickly finished the grilled fish, extinguished the fire in the stove, and threw the garbage downstairs without a trace. Dare to stay.

However, he soon discovered that the smell of grilled fish was too strong, even if he opened the window to ventilate it, it wouldn't get rid of it within a long time.

This made the great Mr. Yan very anxious. Yu Heng, a guy who spends his days in the kitchen with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, can tell what he ate for lunch by sniffing it. Wine, don't you want to peel off his skin?

He Yanzhi walked around the room anxiously, and for a while, his waist and legs were no longer sore. Seeing that the "death line" at four o'clock was approaching, his forehead was sweating anxiously, and he couldn't figure it out even after racking his brains. Find out how to cope with it.

Suddenly he thought of something, and with an idea, he found a bottle of essential oil from the bedroom, put it on the dining table, and brought the cat up.

Little Lucky looked dazed, and didn't know that he was about to become a scapegoat. He looked at the bottle of Fengyoujing placed on the edge of the table, instinctively stretched out the paws of the feline, and fiddled with it——

"Snapped!"

The fragile glass bottle of Fengyoujing fell to pieces on the ground, and the green liquid splashed everywhere. He Yanzhi couldn't help giving it a thumbs up: "Keeping a cat for a thousand days, using a cat for a while, an obedient person like you There are really not many cats left!"

Little Lucky looked at him inexplicably, probably thinking that the shit shovel officer is a fool, and he still looks excited when things are broken.

The tangy "fragrance" of wind oil spreads in an instant, and penetrates directly into people's brains. Little Lucky has been smoked, so he hides away from a distance. He Yanzhi also covers his nose, saying that he does not believe that Yu Heng can be here The smell of essential oils in the room revealed that he had eaten grilled fish at noon.

Time was running out, so he hurriedly swept the glass shards into the trash can. He was afraid that the smell would not spread far enough, so he deliberately wiped the floor with a mop, pretending that he wanted to clean the floor but didn't know how to do housework. The look of accidentally messing things up.

Then he turned off the camera in the bedroom, deleted the video in the phone, deleted the takeaway order and call records.

perfect.

He Yanzhi was overwhelmed by his ingenuity, at this moment, he heard the sound of the anti-theft door——Yu Heng came back.

It's half past three, not yet four o'clock, which is about the same as he expected.

He Yanzhi immediately rushed to the door, picked up the mop that had been dyed green by wind oil, and raised his head the moment Yu Heng came in, showing real astonishment on his face.

As soon as Yu Heng entered the door, he was almost overwhelmed by the scent of wind oil.

He covered his nose in pain: "What are you doing?"

"Hmm... the cat beat the essential oil," He Yan said with shame on his face, "I'm trying to mop it up."

"Can you mop it clean like this?!" Maybe it was because the smell was too strong, but Yu Heng was really taken aback by him. He looked down at the horrible mop, "Can I still want this? You can wipe it with paper first, and it will be clean." It's almost delayed, you shouldn't directly..."

He Yanzhi stopped talking abruptly, He Yanzhi couldn't help but feel a sudden in his heart, he said no way, this can be found?

Yu Heng frowned and waved at him: "Come here."

"What...for what?"

Yu Heng obviously didn't want to cross that green "minefield", and ordered again: "Come here!"

He Yanzhi walked over hesitantly, Yu Heng knelt down and grabbed the other's ankle: "What's going on?"

One of He Yan lowered his head, only to find that there was a bloodstain on his calf, which seemed to be cut by glass shards splashed out when the wind oil essence was broken.

...he didn't notice it at all.

"I said, can you do it?" Yu Heng sighed helplessly, "It's a miracle that you grow so big, can you save me some trouble?"