After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

He Yanzhi struggled to get up, feeling that he was probably a useless person.

If there is any way, I will die by myself, and I will finish it even if I cry.

He leaned against the head of the bed for a while, and found that Yu Heng hadn't gotten up yet. It was past ten o'clock, so he poked him with his fingertips: "Get up."

Yu Heng quickly opened his eyes: "Get up, I've already had breakfast."

He Yanzhi: "..."

So this is a return to sleep?

He had no choice but to get up and take a shower, only to find that his calf muscles were sore and sore, which was very unpleasant.

So why on earth did he work so hard last night?

Obviously just lie down and enjoy it.

He sat on the edge of the bed and grinned, Yu Heng smiled as if he saw through his mind, and mercilessly mocked: "Do you regret it, Mr. Yan? Do you want to go back to twelve hours ago and wake up yourself at that time?" ?”

"...No, I don't regret it," He Yanzhi said stiffly, "it's impossible to regret it, never."

Yu Heng laughed softly, sat up and patted him on the shoulder, and leaned into his ear: "Originally, I was too tired after being tortured by you, and I didn't even want to take a bath for you - you should thank me for my conscience. .”

He Yanzhi changed into pajamas with difficulty, glanced at him, and said very casually: "Thank you so much, you are a good person."

Yu Heng, who was issued a "good person card" for no reason: "..."

Sure enough, she shouldn't help him.

He Yanzhi staggered to the bathroom, washing up seemed to kill him, his waist and legs hurt, it seemed that last night was not a three-round fight, but three hundred rounds.

Yu Heng leaned against the door and said sarcastic words: "I remember someone told me yesterday that he is already healed, and told me not to pity him because he is a disabled person... Who is it? It seems that his surname is He."

He Yanzhi was holding a toothbrush in his mouth. He Yanzhi handed him a look of "no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak" from the mirror, and spat out the toothpaste froth vigorously: "Do you know what it means to be cheap and good-looking?"

"What advantage did I get?" Yu Heng showed an exaggerated expression of surprise, "You seem to be the one who enjoys this kind of thing more, right? I gave out energy and energy..."

"Shut up," He Yanzhi interrupted him, "I really regret now that I didn't add one more condition when I recruited bodyguards."

"What conditions?"

"Requirements must be dumb."

"..."

"Okay," the little bodyguard finally shut up and shrugged helplessly, "I'm so miserable. I'm really miserable when I meet an employer who pleases me in every way when he uses me, and is picky in every possible way when he uses me up."

After he finished speaking, he slipped away without waiting for the other party to fight back again.

The words He Yanzhi was about to say were forced to choke in his throat, and he angrily scooped up water to wash his face, splashing the water all over the place on purpose.

Yu Heng ran to the kitchen to figure out what to have for lunch, when He Yanzhi came out of the bathroom, he suddenly heard his cell phone ringing.He turned around on the bed for a long time, obviously feeling that the source of the sound was nearby, but he couldn't find it no matter what.

Finally, he turned his attention to the cat lying at the foot of the bed, and reached out to scour under the cat's stomach—it turned out to be his mobile phone.

He Yanzhi: "..."

What's wrong with this ancestor.

Pressing down on other people's mobile phones, and deliberately not getting up.

With an innocent face, Little Lucky looked up at him and launched "One of the Top Ten Secret Techniques That Humans Can't Resist To Be Adorable" at him, calling softly, "Meow."

He Yanzhi didn't really want to deal with it.

He picked up the phone and heard the voice say, "Hello? Your courier has arrived. Should I send it up for you or come down to pick it up?"

"You send it up, the seventeenth floor."

"Okay, wait a minute."

The courier boy came up very quickly, and soon he heard the doorbell ring. As soon as he opened the door to receive the courier, Yu Heng poked his head from the kitchen: "What? Why are you receiving couriers every day recently?"

"I love chopping hands. I'm a centipede, can't I?" He Yanzhi dismantled the courier on the spot, "The fourth set of freeing hands, you can thank me."

Yu Heng looked puzzled, thinking that he would not even be able to lift his trousers if he freed his hands. He looked down and saw the other party took out one from the delivery box...

"Here," He Yanzhi put the sweeping robot on the ground, "You're welcome."

Yu Heng: "..."

Mr. Yan had written all over his face, "Although I don't do housework, I can help you solve your problems." Yu Heng stared at him for three seconds and said in a word, "Is this what you call 'freeing your hands'?"

"Of course." He Yanzhi unpacked another delivery box, which turned out to be another sweeping robot, "I bought three in total, and the other villa, which was directly filled in the delivery address, let your sister pick it up."

Yu Heng: "..."

Can this stuff be bought in bulk?

He Yanzhi adhered to the principle of "buy the expensive one first regardless of whether it is useful or not", and gave one of the expensive sweeping robots to Yu Heng: "Take it to your dormitory, I believe you need this kind of thing."

Yu Heng couldn't complain anymore.

After the TV and washing machine, this is the third "home appliance" Mr. Yan added to them.

Little Lucky came out of the bedroom at some point, and circled around the two of them. He Yanzhi unpacked the cleaning robot, assembled it according to the instructions, and turned on the switch.

When this thing was delivered, it had a little electricity in it, and it started to run as soon as it was turned on-the machine is always more obedient than people, and it starts to scan without saying a word.

Little Lucky was startled by the sudden movement of the robot, jumped to the side with a "meow", and stared at it vigilantly.

Yu Heng felt physically and mentally exhausted, and sighed, "If you want me to free my hands so much, why don't you just buy a dishwasher? Buy a cooking robot?"

"It's not impossible," He Yanzhi said, "However, I still prefer to eat your cooking."

This is probably the legendary "He Shi Approval".

Yu Heng shook his head, let him fiddle here, turned and went back to the kitchen.

To be honest, the house is very clean, except that someone "accidentally" smashed the essential oil last time, and there has never been any major accident.

The usual housework is naturally covered by Yu Heng, but He Yanzhi is not the kind of person who can make garbage. This small apartment is usually cleaned once a week, and the villa takes even longer. After all, it is not so easy to clean [-] square meters .

As for the cat hair or something... just pretend it can't be seen.

He Yanzhi installed the charging stand on the corner of the wall, connected it to the power supply, and said on a whim: "You said if I buy two robots and drive them together, will they fight?"

Yu Heng gave his hand while chopping vegetables.

Mr. Yan's way of thinking is really different from ordinary people.

He Yanzhi: "The seller said that this thing can clean up to [-] square meters once it is fully charged, which means that it can't clean the villa once after charging it twice, not to mention that it can't go up and down the stairs."

The robot was forced to start working as soon as it arrived home. It got under the sofa and came out again after cleaning. He Yanzhi and the cat followed its eyes. The former said: "I'll try it out for a day. Buy one and send it to the villa, one for the first floor and one for the second floor."

Yu Heng was speechless for a moment: "Who will sweep the stairs?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Mr. Stairs is miserable, not only used as a tool for exercise by Mr. Yan, but also excluded by the sweeping robot, who can't even get a share of the cleaning.

He Yanzhi lay down on the sofa to watch TV, and the robot itself faced the oppression of the unscrupulous master and turned around in the room.

"I said you want to sweep it, so don't sweep it now," Yu Heng finally couldn't help it after almost tripping over it for the third time, and kicked it out of the kitchen, "If I accidentally step on it, you Do you feel sorry for it or do you feel sorry for me?"

He Yanzhi was very perfunctory: "I love you..."

Before Yu Heng had time to be happy, he heard the other party add the second half of the sentence: "...Of course I love you, but after you step on it, don't forget to pay me back."

……Oh.

Iron bodyguards, flowing robots.

The cat at home was very curious about this new "little friend", followed it for a long time, and found that this flat thing was not a threat, so it stretched out its claws and scratched it lightly.

The sweeping robot found an obstacle in front of it, turned around, and prepared to go in another direction.

"I advance and the enemy retreats" convinced Xiaolucky that this is a coward, and became bolder, deliberately blocking it in front of it to prevent it from advancing.

After the robot detected "obstacles" in 360 degrees, it finally gave out the confusion of artificial mental retardation. It rotated in place for a long time, but still failed to plan a reasonable route.

"Why do you owe this cat so much?" He Yanzhi held out the cat teasing stick to Xiao Xingfu, "If it weren't for your fur in the house, I wouldn't buy such a thing."

Little Lucky politely stretched out his claws and pulled the cat teasing stick. He felt that the object was not very attractive, so he continued to focus on harassing the robot vacuum cleaner.

"It wasn't like this when you first came here," He Yanzhi said heartbroken, "You were so obedient back then, such a small kitten, so soft in your hands, you didn't dare to pinch it hard—how did you change now? Got too big and owed?"

Yu Heng pricked up his ears in the kitchen, wondering if this is about a cat, or about yourself.

Little Lucky ignored the shit-shoveling officer who was talking to himself, and unleashed the ultimate ultimate move on the poor artificial mentally retarded-it stepped on the robot directly, and sat down with its four claws together.

He Yanzhi: "..."

Sure enough, in every family with cats, the sweeping robot will inevitably run the risk of being used as a mount by cats.

Little Lucky sits firmly on the robot, convinced that this is a new toy that the owner bought for it. Meowing in joy for a moment, he rides the "Dragon Chariot" to watch the world that the excrement shoveler has built for him.

However, this mount is really not very powerful. It doesn't have much power. It is difficult to move when sitting on it, and the power consumption increases. The remaining power will be exhausted.

At this time, Yu Heng came out to greet his employer suddenly, holding a bowl of cold salad in his hand: "Come here, come and have a taste, see if you want to add some sugar."

As soon as He Yanzhi heard "eat", He Yanzhi immediately became interested, and rushed over, but didn't pay attention to his feet.

The sweeping robot took the cat to find the charging stand and just passed in front of him.

It was too late when he spotted something out of the corner of his eye. He tried to dodge it, but raised his foot with difficulty. He missed the robot, but kicked the cat.

Little Lucky ran away with a "meow", it dodged, but He Yanzhi couldn't control his legs, he staggered and was about to fall.

Yu Heng instinctively wanted to come up to help him up, but he held the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, as if he wanted to murder his husband with either hand, so he had to open his arms and embrace him.

He Yan hit his head on his chest, and both of them swayed. Fortunately, Yu Heng's chassis was stable, and he managed to stabilize his figure with difficulty, so there was no "one dead body, two lives".

He breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the cold dish that was "fortunately not spilled", and then at someone who was "fortunately not dropped": "You are really going to cause trouble for yourself, He Yanzhi."