After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Yu Heng was noncommittal.

He took out his phone to take a look. The news of someone's comeback had been swiping the screen all day, and there was still no sign of it going away.

This trending search has lasted for so long, both because of the ability to make money, and because the topic has #五应#, in addition to #何树之回弹# on the hot search list, there is another one about deserved 2 .

In fact, if it deserves not to be broadcast, it might not attract attention if someone comes back or not. The root of everything is this drama. This may be a turning point in He Yanzhi's fate. It is inexplicably the right time, place and people, as well as colleagues. , accidentally exploded.

Strength and luck are really indispensable.

While announcing his comeback, he revealed the news of Seriously Deserving 2, which immediately attracted countless attention and caused the popularity to remain high.

The fans were very excited and called it the happiest summer vacation they had ever had.

Yu Heng squatted in front of He Yanzhi: "I said you...you are like a mountain when you are in a bloody storm outside? Why are you so leisurely?"

"How busy do you want me to be?" He Yanzhi still had a trace of sweat hanging from his temples, "I announced my comeback, but I didn't say I would come back today, so I'll give them some news first. We have to wait until after the Spring Festival.”

Yu Heng was a little surprised: "It's still half a year."

He Yanzhi: "I can't help it. I was talking about November, but I think it's going to be the twelfth lunar month of winter. Let's wait for spring."

Yu Heng has no objection to this point, even if he goes to the south, it is still cold in winter—and there is no heating.

As far as Mr. Yan's body is concerned, no matter whether he is resistant to heat or cold, he may stop cooking someday, and he is still filming. It is good not to get sick.

He took a few grapes and got up: "I'm going to chop up the ribs, and I'll make you sweet and sour short ribs tonight—you can take a shower later to see how sweaty you are."

He said and greeted his sister: "Don't be idle, don't study, come and help me."

Yu Wei stuck out her tongue: "I found that both of you like to order me around."

Yu Heng: "You are the youngest and the most free, who can you call me?"

The two brothers and sisters left with a handful of grapes. He Yanzhi looked down at his half-soaked sleeves, and said to himself, "How dare you despise me, brat."

He was about to get up to take a shower when his phone rang suddenly.

The caller ID is "Xu Zhou".

Before he announced his comeback, he had discussed with many parties. Due to the disbandment of the studio, he could only temporarily return to Hailin Film and Television under Hailin Entertainment, and Xu Zhou would continue to be the manager—in any case, this guy only signed one after he terminated the contract. Child, now he is gradually on the right track, he is much more free, and has the ability to pick up the previous "old bones" and gnaw on them.

No one stipulated that an agent could only sign one artist, of course it was because of He Yanzhi's laziness, it was too laborious to find a new one, and the running-in period was long and troublesome, so it was better to make do with the old one.

Both of them signed the renewal agreement with a "make do with it" attitude.

Although Xu Zhou said it was fine, his actual actions were not good at all. Not long after he took over, he has cleaned up the mess left by He Yanzhi and found two new assistants for him.

One is an old acquaintance, Yang Xinnan, and the other is a male assistant named Meng Xian.

When He Yanzhi picked up the phone, it was nothing more than Xu Zhou confirming some things with him. He ended the topic with the sentence "You decide, I can't believe you?" and got up again to take a shower.

Unexpectedly, another call came in.

He Yanzhi hissed, wondering what was going on today, but when he lowered his head, he found that it wasn't his cell phone ringing at all.

It was Yu Heng's phone.

He didn't want to answer it at first, but he glanced at the number and found that it was a strange number, like a landline somewhere.

He originally thought it was a call from the mobile phone operator to promote the package, so he picked it up and said, "Hello? No need..."

A female voice rang on the phone: "Hello, we are Shun'an Branch of Xinlin City Public Security Bureau. Is this Mr. Yu?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

what's the situation?

Did Yu Heng commit a crime outside?

Mr. Yan's first instinct was that the little bodyguard beat him up, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, so he tentatively asked, "What's the matter?"

"The case you reported at the police station on April [-] last year was transferred to us, remember? Now that the suspect has been caught, I'll let you know. If you have time, I hope you can come over."

After hearing this, He Yanzhi was immediately stunned - what April [-]nd?Report what case?

"Hello?" There was some doubt on the phone, "Are you Mr. Yu?"

He Yanzhi hurriedly said: "Ah...please wait a moment."

He resolutely gave Yu Heng the mobile phone, and drove Yu Wei out of the kitchen, standing by and eavesdropping openly.

It was only after listening to him that he came back to his senses. On April [-]nd last year, it was about the prank video.

This kid Yu Heng secretly reported the case behind his back.

The most important thing is that after a year and a half, this person was still caught.

He Yanzhi was in a complicated mood. After he finished the call, he gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't I tell you not to call the police?"

"How can you catch someone if you don't report it?" Yu Heng lifted the knife and chopped the ribs into small pieces, looking at the other party with a half-smile, "Could it be that you catch it yourself, Mr. Yan?"

"Don't do this to me," He Yanzhi closed the kitchen door, "Who told you to call the police on your own?"

"This leg is on my body, can you still stop it?" Yu Heng looked calm, "Isn't it good? Someone caught him. It is said that he is a professional hacker who uses money to do things. The video was sent to him by a black fan of you. Yes, now the hacker has confessed to that person in order to reduce his sentence—oh, the hacker was not arrested because of you, but he made a big mess and overturned. "

He Yanzhi didn't want to hear these things at all, but the matter has come to this point, he has nothing to do, so he sighed: "You are not allowed to make up your own mind in the future, do you hear me?"

"If you weren't careful and insisted on clicking on the link with the virus, as for this?" Yu Heng said, "You are not happy to wipe your ass, why are you so kind and revengeful?"

"you……"

He Yanzhi was so stunned that he had nothing to say, he became dumb for a moment, and after a while he choked out a sentence: "Let's cook your meal."

Yu Heng: "Remove the last three characters."

He Yanzhi really thought about what the three characters after the deletion were, and immediately raised his eyebrows after realizing it: "Can you stop being so obscene?"

Yu Heng: "I'm dirty, you're a slut, perfect match."

"..."

He Yanzhi was in a bad mood, he wandered out of the kitchen in a trance, feeling that he was really cheap.

Knowing that you can't be angry, you still insist on hitting a stone with a pebble. Isn't this just your own fault?

As soon as he came out, he saw Yu Wei hiding at the door with a wicked smile on his face, and whispered: "Have you been hurt by my brother again?"

He Yanzhi said unrequitedly, "Do you want to add insult to injury?"

"No, I want to tell Brother Star that my brother is a professional."

He Yanzhi didn't understand: "What profession?"

"I'm so angry that I don't pay for my professionalism," Yu Wei said, "He is a member of the school debate team at the university. It is said that as long as he is present, their defense team has never lost, no matter what tricky and weird debate topics they encounter - and the debate is over. , the opposing players unanimously wanted to beat him, and the audience unanimously praised him, especially the girls, this is the fundamental reason why he made countless enemies in college."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Wait a moment.

So... This kid said that he received an average of four confessions in a semester, did they all come from the debate competition?

Yu Wei talked about this topic and began to chatter: "He belongs to the kind of player who... wanders on the edge of the rules. It’s uncomfortable, but it doesn’t make the audience uncomfortable.”

He Yanzhi looked at her with strange eyes: "How do you know?"

"I have the video of his debate competition," Yu Wei said triumphantly, "I've watched every one of them."

He Yanzhi's eyes lit up, as if he had picked up a treasure: "Come here, share it with me, let me learn it."

The two of them were trying to exchange experiences here, when there was a sudden "duang" sound in the kitchen, and Yu Heng yelled in a creepy voice after finishing chopping the last rib: "Yu, Wei."

Yu Wei trembled all over, turned around and ran away.

He Yanzhi also wanted to run, but he pinched the back of his neck as a handicapped disabled person couldn't run as fast as the able-bodied little bodyguard: "What does Mr. Yan want to learn? Watching videos is so boring, let me teach you, mouth to mouth teach you."

He Yanzhi shrank his neck: "No, no, no! You don't need to teach me, I won't learn!"

Yu Heng pulled him back to the kitchen, closed the door, pushed him behind the door, controlled his two hands, and leaned over to kiss him.

There was still a sweet smell of grapes in the corner of someone's mouth. He tasted it carefully and felt that the grapes he bought were quite good, so he stretched them out and pecked at his earlobe.

"Uh... I advise you not to lick everywhere," He Yanzhi kindly reminded, "Because I answered a phone call for you, I haven't taken a shower yet. If you kiss everywhere, the taste may not be very good."

Yu Heng, who has already tasted the salty taste: "..."

"So you'd better let me go," He Yanzhi Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion, "I don't taste good right now, you might as well cook quickly, the ribs should be more attractive than me."

Yu Heng looked at him helplessly for a while, and finally let him go: "Then go wash it, wash it clean, and keep it for supper."

He Yanzhi shuddered inexplicably, and hurriedly opened the door and slipped away: "Farewell."

He managed to escape from the clutches of the devil and hid in the bathroom, thinking that it might be too early for Yu Heng to finish cooking, so he simply stopped taking a shower and took a bath instead.

He filled the bathtub with water, looked for bath fluid on the shelf, and turned his eyes away, and something that shouldn't be here came into view.

JO.

Why is this thing here?

He Yanzhi thought for a while, and then remembered that it was brought when the two of them were developing a mirror play in the bathroom. He couldn't help blushing, and quickly took it off, wanting to throw it back into the bedroom.

It turned out that the bottle was empty.

empty……

If he remembers correctly, this is the second time he bought it, and it was the last bottle at home.

In other words, in less than two years, the two finished four bottles of lubricating fluid in total.

Although the capacity of a bottle is not much, this thing only needs a few drops each time...

His expression finally changed slightly, and he thought that he didn't remember so many times that it was not suitable for children, how could it disappear?

He Yanzhi hesitated again and again, but still had no choice but to throw the empty bottle into the trash can, and went back to find Yu Heng: "I'm sorry, but I have some unfortunate news for you. You may not be able to eat supper tonight."

Yu Heng: "?"

He Yanzhi: "You have wasted the guarantee of a happy life, you can buy it this time."