After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Because the two slept too late the day before, they couldn't get up the next morning.

Professor Yu Da was forced to cook breakfast for his daughter himself, but after Yu Wei ate his fried poached eggs, his expression changed: "Dad, did my brother just fill the salt jar yesterday?"

Yu Lisong didn't understand: "What?"

"Otherwise, why would it be so salty?" Yu Wei was stunned to stick out her tongue, "Please Dad, every time fried poached eggs are salty, can't we have another breakfast?"

"...There are so many things, it's good to cook it for you." Yu Lisong also took a bite of the poached egg on his plate, and suddenly fell silent, then the dead duck said firmly, "It's not salty at all, it's not salty at all. "

"Then, eat more if it's not salty," Yu Wei pushed the plate over, "You should eat mine too."

After she finished speaking, before Yu Lisong beat her up, she quickly went to the refrigerator to get bread and jam.

On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Professor Yu Da was almost thrown out of the window by two poached eggs made by himself. He poured a whole glass of water in a row, and then brought himself back from the brink of sudden death.

He Yanzhi and the others still didn't get up, Yu Wei was so curious that she ran to the door of their bedroom to eavesdrop.

The bedroom door was closed, and Yu Wei listened for a long time, but found that there was no movement inside, so she quietly turned the doorknob and looked in through the opened door.

The two inside were still sleeping, Yu Heng put his arms on He Yanzhi's body, as if hugging him.

Yu Wei still wanted to see more clearly, and was about to move forward, when suddenly she was brought back by Yu Lisong, who was standing behind him at some point, and the latter closed the bedroom door again, and asked his daughter softly, "What are you doing?" what?"

"I wonder why my brother hasn't gotten up yet," Yu Weili said confidently, "He always gets up before me."

"You have the nerve to say it," Yu Lisong carried her back to the living room, "When your brother was in high school, he sent you to elementary school every day, and even got up early every day to make you breakfast during holidays. Do you think your brother won't be tired?"

Yu Wei curled her lips: "What qualifications do you have to say about me, don't you also let my brother cook breakfast?"

"I'm his father."

"I'm his sister."

For a while, the father and daughter looked at each other in silence, as if no one could refute the other. After a while, Yu Lisong threw out his trump card: "Go and do your homework."

"Doing homework on the first day of the Lunar New Year, you are more devilish than my brother." Yu Wei said, suddenly lowering her voice, "By the way, Dad, you said that they both slept in the same bed. Become my sister-in-law?"

Professor Yu was so shocked by his daughter's shocking words that his glasses almost fell off. He scowled and said, "Kids, don't talk nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense," Yu Wei said with a serious face, "Actually, I think the two of them are a good match. My brother is so handsome, at least we have to find someone who is not inferior to him in appearance, right? The two girls he talked about before Friends, I don’t even like it, but this one is the most pleasing to the eye.”

Yu Lisong: "..."

Listen, listen, is this a human language?

He was silent for a long time: "Why? Just because he signed ten autographs for you? You are too easy to bribe, kid."

"That's not it," Yu Wei snorted softly, "You don't know, Dad, it's hard to get along with sister-in-law, just like mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but if sister-in-law is a man, it's different."

Yu Lisong: "..."

This daughter seems to need to be disciplined.

"If my brother finds a girlfriend, then he will spoil his girlfriend, and he will definitely ignore me, but if he becomes a star brother, then I will have two brothers, and then two people will spoil me together ,I……"

"Come here," Yu Lisong interrupted her, "I think there may be a lack of communication between us. Today, Dad will have a good talk with you."

"I'm telling the truth, Dad." Yu Wei didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her dangerous statement, "And Brother Star is so rich, maybe our family will live in a big villa someday?"

Yu Lisong: "..."

Can this daughter still have it?

He endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but said: "You want your brother to be with a man, what do you mean, you want to find me a girl as a son-in-law one day?"

"That won't be the case," Yu Wei immediately denied, "Although I also like Miss Sister, it's only for admiration. It's enough for me to have a beautiful one at home--I will definitely find someone as handsome as my brother and a star brother in the future." As rich as..."

When she said this, she suddenly raised her head to look at her father with a bad face, and immediately added: "A boyfriend who is as knowledgeable as my father."

Yu Lisong was already gearing up to teach the little girl a lesson, but when he heard the last sentence, he was inexplicably pleased, so he pushed his glasses: "I look forward to your performance."

"So, hurry up and do your homework now, lest when you grow up, your knowledgeable and talented boyfriend will look down on you."

Yu Wei: "..."

She looked disappointed, muttering "I must not be your daughter", and walked towards the study in grief.

As a result, just as she lifted her foot, she bumped into Yu Heng coming out of the bedroom. The latter yawned: "Morning, I got up late today and didn't make breakfast for you. Have you eaten yourself?"

Yu Wei was stopped by him, somehow she shrank her neck, and turned her head guiltily: "Brother, when did you... wake up?"

"Just now," Yu Heng didn't understand why, "what's the matter?"

"Uh...it's okay," Yu Wei smiled awkwardly, and suddenly she found something, and said in surprise, "Brother, you have already cooked rice with Brother Star... raw rice?"

Yu Heng was taken aback: "What?"

"Why...you have...tooth marks on your shoulder..."

Yu Heng: "..."

This is a long story.

He slept with someone in his arms last night, but the guy didn't like being hugged upright, insisting on him hugging him from behind, Yu Heng locked him up and didn't want to move, the guy had drunk too much, in order to make him let go, he actually bit him .

The bite was quite hard, and the teeth marks hadn't completely disappeared overnight.

Yu Heng touched the tooth marks on his shoulder, and then reached out and tapped his sister's head: "What's in your head, it's nothing, go do your homework."

Yu Wei was stunned: "The homework is your real sister, right?"

Yu Heng drove away the cranky little girl, and then looked back at the bedroom - He Yanzhi was still awake.

Mr. Yan's sleep time is estimated to be set, fixed ten hours a day, no less than one minute, went to bed at two o'clock last night, and has to wake up at twelve o'clock today.

When he woke up, the smell of rice was already wafting from the kitchen.He fell asleep in a daze, got up with some difficulty, and first took a sip of water from the cup beside the bed.

He was a little out of shape, got up and had two mouthfuls of food, and then felt that sister Yu Weiwei looked at him in the wrong way.

He Yanzhi didn't know what happened, so he looked at her blankly, and saw the other party smiled very shyly, bowed his head and took a sip of porridge.

He Yanzhi: "?"

What's the matter with this look like looking at the future sister-in-law?

He glanced at Yu Heng suspiciously, and Yu Heng gave him the same puzzled look in return.

The two of them didn't know what Yu Weiwei's younger sister said to Yu Lisong while they were sleeping. Although they were curious, it was not easy to ask in front of Yu's father.

Several people finished their meal with their own ghosts, and Yu Wei was forced to go back to the study to continue writing the diary that was not finished before the meal.

He Yanzhi walked around Yu's house last night, but he hadn't been to the study room - he was very curious that there was even a study room in this [-]-square-meter house.

It can be seen that the Yu family is indeed a "scholarly family".

Mr. Yan, who was always at odds with "books", didn't want to smell the fragrance of books at all, but with a twitch of his brain, he turned his wheelchair and entered the study for no reason.

Yu Wei, who was immersed in writing a diary, raised her head in surprise: "Huh?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

God knows, he really didn't want to come in.

Mr. Yan was very embarrassed, but he couldn't turn around and leave, so he started to chat awkwardly: "Don't you take a nap?"

"I haven't finished my homework, how dare I sleep," Yu Wei resented very much, "I definitely picked it up, it's not as important as my homework."

Mr. Yan, who has never done homework since junior high school, expressed [-]% sympathy, and extended a warm invitation to her: "Stop writing, play for a while."

"It's finished," Yu Wei put together his homework, "It's too difficult. Originally, a celebrity came to my family and I could pull out three diaries. If I'm not allowed to write it, I can only make it up."

He Yanzhi said that you can actually write it, he doesn't care about it, but the key teacher doesn't believe it.

Yu Wei lay down on the desk and started playing with her mobile phone.

He Yanzhi wandered around the study room by himself, and suddenly saw a photo in the bookcase. The four people in the photo were the family portrait of the Yu family.

He originally wanted to casually ask about Yu's mother, but thinking about the New Year's Eve, the Yu family didn't even mention it. If he asked, it would be a bit lacking in vision.

He looked around again and found a massage chair against the wall.

It was rare for Mr. Yan to see such a high-end thing in Yu's house, and he immediately became interested. He leaned over to have a look, and asked, "Can I lie down?"

"Yes, it's comfortable to lie down on." Yu Wei was plugging in his earphones, playing games vigorously without raising his head, "but my brother won't let me lie down and do my homework."

He Yanzhi: "..."

No matter how you look at it, you can't lie on it and do your homework, right?

With Yu Wei's permission, He Yanzhi stretched out his hand to support it, shifted himself over, and then heard Yu Wei ask: "Brother Star, do you not feel your legs?"

"One point," He Yanzhi poked on the operation panel to set the mode, "what's the matter?"

"Then can you still stand up?"

"..." He Yanzhi was silent for a while, "It's hard to say, but I think your brother means that there is still hope."

"Oh," Yu Wei was deeply worried about her elder brother, "If you can't stand up, it seems that you will lose a lot of fun."

He Yanzhi: "?"

What fun?

Can you make it clear?

Mr. Yan looked at the other party in horror, and said that the children nowadays are really scary. Yu Heng, a college student, he doesn't understand anymore. The junior high school student in front of him... seems even more scary.

What's wrong with this?

Is it easy for a 30-year-old disabled man to live?

He was thinking "Yu's house is like a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair", when the "tiger" came over there——Yu Heng opened the study door and came in to arrest people: "Why are you running around? Four-wheeled ones are better than two-legged ones It's good, isn't it?"

He caught someone on the massage chair: "Come down, I bought that for my dad, let you lie down?"

He Yanzhi: "Why are you so picky, can I buy you another one? No, buy ten."

"Come down quickly," Yu Heng gently twisted the back of his hand, then suddenly approached him, and whispered, "If you don't come down, I'll kiss you."

He Yan was taken aback, and then sneered indifferently: "You kiss, aren't you afraid that your sister will...?"

Yu Heng stood in front of him, just blocking Yu Wei's sight, slightly leaned over and kissed his forehead lightly: "You think I dare not?"

He Yanzhi: "..."