After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

For a moment, neither of them moved, and no one spoke, only the bubbles in the hot pot burst, making a soft "poof" and "poof".

He Yanzhi blinked, and suddenly had a bold idea—not only did he not retract his tongue, but he went ahead and licked the fingertips of the other party twice.

Yu Heng: "?"

What's going on with this guy today?

Mr. Yan has been disciplined by the little bodyguard for more than two months, and he feels that he is about to regress from a "rogue" to a "good family man". Today, for some reason, my long-suppressed nature suddenly started to move, and I couldn't help it .

The big star was furious, he suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the opponent's hand, brushed the tip of his tongue lightly on his fingertips, and then kissed the back of his hand, finally kissed oily mouth, and then dawdled Lick it clean.

Yu Heng: "??"

Faced with his provocative behavior, the little bodyguard was stunned for a moment: "Crabs are poisonous?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Is it easy for him to create an atmosphere?

I don't know what kind of atmosphere Mr. Yan's "hot pot taste" is. Yu Heng quickly came back to his senses, his expression became subtle, he moved a little closer, and said in a low voice: "Do you think I tied the crab today?" Time, does it look good?"

While talking, he did not withdraw his hand, continued to touch He Yanzhi's face, slid along the side of his jaw to his ear, and pinched his earlobe: "Crabs have eight legs, but you only have two. "

He Yanzhi seemed to have understood the meaning of his words, couldn't help but tremble all over, and quickly shouted: "No need, eat, eat."

At the same time, I guessed in my heart: Could this brat really be an S?

Come on, he is a delicate and frail disabled person, he can't bear it.

Once He Yanzhi was frightened by him, he didn't dare to provoke him anymore, like a snail named "Lang" shrunk back into its decent-looking shell.

The hot pot is fully cooked, and the aroma alone can make people salivate.Yu Heng picked up a crab and put it on the other party's plate: "Eat slowly, be careful not to burn it."

The freshly fished crab was steaming, and He Yanzhi didn't want to touch it for the time being, so he stretched out his chopsticks to grab a piece of rice cake from the pot.

Due to the lack of ingredients, "rice cake seafood pot" was forced to become "rice cake crab pot".

Although there are no shrimps or clams, there are quite a lot of other things. Various meatballs, fish tofu, luncheon meat, rice cakes, enoki mushrooms and green vegetables fill the pot to the brim, and the red soup is in the gaps. Stop tumbling and let the whole hot pot boil.

Yu Heng dug out a few quail eggs from the bottom, and dialed them to He Yanzhi: "Here, I can't do without eggs every day."

He Yanzhi stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up, but the quail egg was completely disobedient and he couldn't pick it up no matter what.

Just when Yu Heng was about to ask him "Why don't you take a spoon", he suddenly saw him pinch an empty crab leg ingeniously, and use the tip of the end to pierce the quail egg.

Yu Heng: "..."

The biggest difference between humans and other animals is that they can use tools.

This tool even includes finished crab legs.

He Yanzhi obediently ate two quail eggs, and immediately extended his claws to the instant noodle cake in the pot. long thread.

He put some on his plate, let it cool down a bit, and put it in his mouth eagerly—the instant noodles were cooked very tasty, with the rich sweet and spicy taste of Korean sauce, the unique taste of cheese, and a hint of crab Fragrant.

While eating, He Yanzhi was so hot that he gasped, and he didn't forget to say: "This noodle is not enough, that's all, two mouthfuls will be gone."

"I can't put it down anymore, eat some of the others first, if there's not enough for me, I'll eat again." Yu Heng scooped up a few balls for him, "Eat slowly, and no one will snatch it from you."

The cat at home seemed to be interested in what they ate, squatting by the dining table, looking up with its head up, He Yanzhi glanced at it: "Does it want to eat too?"

"It doesn't want to, it's just curious, if you don't believe me, let's try it." Yu Heng picked up a fish ball, let it cool down, put it in a spoon and leaned over to hand it to the cat.

As a result, Daju shrank his neck, raised his beard and smelled it, and walked away with a look of disgust.

He Yanzhi: "..."

What kind of cat is this?

The magical cat may feel that humans are eating shit, and wanders over to lick its own fur.Yu Heng was about to catch a crab for himself, when he suddenly saw the screen of the mobile phone at hand light up, and a WeChat message popped up: [What are you doing?Let's get dark]

The news was sent by Fei Zheng. Yu Hengxin said that this year is not over yet, what kind of single dog can not accompany his partner or family to eat at the dinner point, and go to have sex?

Yu Heng, who had already left the group, didn't want to talk to him, and was about to pretend he didn't see it, when the other party sent a second message: [Hurry up, 4 wait 1]

Yu Heng: "..."

There is more than one single dog.

So he had no choice but to pick up his mobile phone, take a photo of the hot pot in front of him and send it to the other party.

Fei Zheng was silent for a few seconds, and replied with a voice: "You are too mean, Yu Heng! We are so disliked by our parents at home that we can only chew the little raccoon with plain water, and you are eating hot pot? And who are you eating with? Not your father or your sister, right?"

Yu Heng accidentally photographed He Yan's hand while taking a photo. Before he could explain, Fei Zheng sent another message: [Fuck, this hand is so beautiful, I'm so hard]

Yu Heng: [? 】

Yu Heng: [Give you a chance to reorganize your last words]

Fei Zheng [Voice]: "Just tell me the truth. Who are you facing, He Yanzhi, right? Are you really acting like a badass for him?"

Yu Heng: [Rain girl without melon]

Fei Zheng: [Envious.jpg]

Fei Zheng: [I also want to be a badass for others, including food, lodging, and enjoyment, just lie down and enjoy it all day long, isn't it flattering?]

Yu Heng: [? 】

Listen, what kind of dangerous speech is this?

Food and lodging included, and cool?

Who made him happy, He Yanzhi?

Yu Heng: [You think too much]

Fei Zheng: [What am I thinking about, aren't you the one lying down and enjoying?You are actually the one who contributes? ? 】

Fei Zheng: [Is this the taste of celebrities now, spend money and get fucked? 】

Yu Heng: […]

Can this kind of roommate stay?

Yu Heng didn't want to talk to the gay guy who was full of vulgar tastes, so he just turned off the backstage of WeChat.

He Yanzhi was busy eating, and didn't pay attention to what the little bodyguard was talking about while he wasn't paying attention. He had just opened the second crab, and he was in high spirits, and instructed Yu Heng: "Is there any wine, go get some beer."

"Eat crabs and drink beer, you are not afraid of being poisoned," Yu Heng glanced at him, "There is no beer and no drinks, just drink plain water."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Mr. Yan, who had no wine to drink, felt dull. He licked the soup on his fingers, and suddenly asked: "It will be Valentine's Day in a while, what gift do you want?"

Yu Heng looked up at him in surprise: "A gift? What do you want to give?"

"Didn't I ask you this?" He Yanzhi said, "I haven't really celebrated Valentine's Day, and there were quite a few people who gave me gifts in the past, but they were just chocolates and roses, nothing new—so I want to ask you, a magical college student, if you have any good ideas?"

Yu Heng thought for a while, and said uncertainly: "Durex?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

is a werewolf.

"I don't think so. After all, "Deserve It" will be broadcast on 2.14. It always feels weird that you are there while others are watching you." When Yu Heng said this, his face was calm, "Still, Yan You always have special hobbies, that’s all you like?”

He Yanzhi trembled violently: "You... pretend I didn't ask, okay, pretend I didn't ask."

He was so idle that he had to provoke him, shouldn't he be panicked.

The topic that is not suitable for children was forcibly terminated. The two ate the hot pot face to face, and added a piece of noodle cake in the middle, and the other two crabs that hadn't had time to get into the pot. By the time the whole pot was eaten, He Yanzhi couldn't hold it anymore Moved.

The whole room was filled with a strong smell of hot pot. He Yanzhi licked his mouth unsatisfied, and burped contentedly: "I am very satisfied with how you served me today. Keep up the good work and keep working hard."

Before the soup was completely cooled, Yu Heng went to clean the pot in time, and talked to him through the kitchen door: "I can serve you more satisfactorily, do you want to try?"

"Uh..." He Yanzhi immediately hesitated, "Today... don't use it, let's make an appointment another day."

Both of them smelled like hot pot, and it was impossible not to take a bath. After Yu Heng finished washing the dishes, he kidnapped a certain Mr. Yan who didn't want to move, and took him to the bathroom.

Since the last time someone caught a cold and had a fever after taking a bath, Yu Heng didn't dare to let him soak in the bathtub easily, but prepared a small bench for him to take a shower.

At this moment, He was curled up on the stool aggrievedly, his legs seemed to have no place to put them, and he could only stay in whatever posture he was put in.

Yu Heng handed the shower to him and asked him to hold it by himself, then squeezed the shower gel on the shower flower and started to lather him.

He Yanzhi's skin was originally fair, but now that it's winter and he doesn't go out or bask in the sun, it's even frighteningly white, it doesn't seem to be a few degrees darker than the foam he rubbed out.

This guy is probably full and sleepy, and he can't open his eyes after letting the hot water steam, he doesn't even bother to move, and Yu Heng needs to help him wash his face.

Yu Heng didn't want to kiss him in the middle of the night to smell like crabs, so he washed him very seriously, and rubbed his ten fingers several times.

He Yanzhi was drowsy, and when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt something trying to stab him in the mouth.

With a jolt, he quickly woke up, only to realize that it was a toothbrush.

Yu Heng smiled kindly: "Shall I brush it for you?"

"...No, no, no need," He Yanzhi quickly grabbed the toothbrush, "I can do it myself."

Mr. Yan always has a little useless self-esteem - Yu Heng can help with other things, except brushing teeth and going to the bathroom.

He was halfway through brushing, when he suddenly felt the other party sticking up from behind, gently encircling him.

He Yan's legs couldn't move, and he could barely maintain his balance on the small bench. Now he touched him and almost fell off.Fortunately, Yu Heng grabbed his waist in time, put his chin on his shoulder, and said softly: "Valentine's Day, I know what to give you."

There is a mirror in front of the two of them. Although they can't see the whole thing while sitting, they can feel that this posture is too intimate. The shower has been hung back on the wall at some point, and the water hits Yu Heng's back, and then trickles down his arm. On He Yan's body.

Mr. Yan was about to get goosebumps all over his body. He had an ominous premonition that there might be something more terrifying than "durex".

So he asked tremblingly, "What do you want to send...?"

"Secret," Yu Heng said deliberately, "there is no way to tell the gift in advance - you will know when the time comes."