After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Mr. Yan made a deep remorse for his behavior and tried to find remedial measures, but he racked his brains and couldn't figure out what gift to give.

All problems that cannot be solved with money are century problems for him.

He was finally forced to admit defeat, taking advantage of Yu Heng to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and had no choice but to ask for help off the court.

President Yan almost lost contact with his former friends after the car accident, and there were very few people who could ask for help. He first contacted Xu Zhou through WeChat, and asked Xu Zhou to bring in his assistant, Yang Xinnan, to form a small group of three.

After the studio was disbanded, several people went their separate ways, and rarely got together again—although only on the Internet.

Time was running out, He Yanzhi didn't want to say anything else, and asked straight to the point: 【So, what gift should I give on Valentine's Day? 】

The eighth manager and No. 19 assistant Qi Qi was shocked: [Brother Yan, you are not mistaken, there are only less than four hours left on Valentine's Day, and you are asking what gift to give now? 】

He Yanzhi hurriedly explained: [No, I originally gave it, but it was messed up. He gave me a 3 yuan earring, so I... wrote him a letter]

Yan is always shameless, and he didn't even dare to say that his real gift is actually a warm treasure sticker wrapped in a medicine box.

Xu Zhou: [Huang Huang is at a loss.gif]

Yang Xinnan: [Lulu just wants to shake her head.gif]

He Yanzhi: […]

Xu Zhou: [I didn't expect that after leaving us, Brother Yan can't even handle things like Valentine's Day gifts. Brother Yan, don't brag about your rich experience and tease everyone, I'll be ashamed for you]

Yang Xinnan: [The minister seconded the proposal]

He Yanzhi: [? 】

He Yanzhi gritted his teeth, thinking that these two guys are indeed no longer working under his hands, and even his former immediate boss dared to hate him.

Yang Xinnan: [Let's get down to business, brother Yan, do you have any general direction, just tell me, we can refer to it for you]

He Yanzhi: [If I had one, would I still be looking for you? 】

Yang Xinnan: [Then why don't you tell me what he likes? 】

He Yanzhi thought for a while: [I don't know]

Yang Xinnan: [...don't know? 】

Xu Zhou: [tcl, I feel sorry for Yu Heng so much, and I even doubt whether Brother Yan is sincere to him]

When He Yanzhi asked them to say this, his ears suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly typed to explain: 【No, I didn't mean that!Of course I mean it!I want to say that he has a wide range of interests, such as reading, sports, cooking and playing games, there is nothing he doesn’t like]

Yang Xinnan: [Well, that's really your perfect boyfriend candidate. After all, Brother Yan, you don't seem to have any recreational activities that you like besides eating and sleeping]

He Yanzhi: "..."

Unable to refute.

Xu Zhou: [I don’t envy anything else, I only envy those who like to cook, I really hope my future wife can also like to cook]

He Yanzhi: [Stop talking about anything else, give me an idea]

Yang Xinnan: [Can you name one thing he likes the most? 】

He Yanzhi thought for a long time: 【He also likes keeping cats】

Xu Zhou: [Then you will give him a cat]

He Yanzhi was inexplicable: [I'm sick, one cat is enough, why do I have another?And what kind of gift is this? He gave it to him, so how can it show my sincerity? 】

Yang Xinnan: [Are you sincere?Then I seem to have an idea]

Yang Xinnan: [[Link] Getting Started for Beginners, Teach You to Make Cute Cats with Wool Felt]

He Yan was taken aback: [What is this? 】

Yang Xinnan: 【Wool felt, Brother Yan, haven't you heard of it?I think you can't solve the problem with money now, you can only express your sincerity by doing it yourself]

Xu Zhou: [This is good, I have seen people tinker with it before, and it is very realistic]

Xu Zhou: [But... Brother Yan has such a handicapped hand, can he do it? 】

He Yanzhi, a veteran handicapped party member, suffered [-] points of knowing damage. He raised his head and secretly glanced at the kitchen. Yu Heng hadn't finished brushing.

So he raced against time: [Let's not talk about whether it can be done, the key point is will he like it? 】

Yang Xinnan: [As long as you do it yourself, he will definitely like it]

He Yanzhi has already started to go to the doctor in a hurry: 【Okay, right now, who will send me some materials? 】

Xu Zhou: […]

Yang Xinnan: [Brother Yan, I think you may have misunderstood something. According to my visual inspection, if you don't practice this wool felt for half a month, you won't be able to make a finished product that can be seen]

He Yanzhi: [? ? 】

How about a ball?

Yang Xinnan: [I think the best choice for you now is to take the initiative to dedicate yourself. Anyway, today is Valentine’s Day. It’s better to hit the sun than choose a date. Then you can slowly make wool felt and make it up for him after a while]

Yang Xinnan: [A good meal is not afraid of being late, a good life is not afraid of being slow]

He Yanzhi covered his forehead with a headache—is it so difficult for him to give a gift?

Send it back and forth, send yourself up?

Holding the phone in his hand, he didn't know what to reply. At this moment, Yu Heng came out of the kitchen. Seeing his complicated expression, he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

"...It's nothing." He Yanzhi didn't know how to explain, "By the way, do you... mind if I compensate you in batches?"

"What do you mean?" Although Yu Heng didn't understand everything, he seemed to have guessed something, raised his eyebrows, "Why, do you want to pay with flesh?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

"You're so willing to spend your money." He didn't say a word, Yu Heng took him as acquiescence, and pinched him on the face, "You've already decided? It seems that we officially confirmed the relationship on the night of New Year's Eve. It's not been a few days..."

"It's fine if you don't want to," He Yanzhi lowered his eyes, "It's as if I abducted a pure college student."

"I'm afraid that you won't be able to bear it." Yu Heng leaned over to support the armrest of his wheelchair, and put it close to his ear, "Besides, we don't seem to be prepared, or... I go out to buy it now?"

"Well...no need," He Yanzhi hesitated, "Actually, I'm ready."

Yu Heng: "?"

He Yanzhi: "I've prepared... JO, it's easier to use than KY."

Yu Heng: "??"

The little bodyguard was stunned: "When did you buy it?"

"Two days ago, just in time for Valentine's Day, the store had a discount, so I bought it," He Yanzhi said with an unnatural expression, "Yesterday...the goods just arrived, and I haven't opened the express delivery yet."

Yu Heng: "..."

It turned out to be the case.

It turned out that the courier I received for someone yesterday turned out to be something like this.

The little bodyguard was in a delicate mood, he never expected Mr. Yan to be such a person.

Too much, don't even give him a chance.

Yu Heng was silent for a moment: "Then I'll go and dismantle the courier."

The express box was thrown under the coffee table openly, and Yu Heng turned it out and cut it open with a knife, and said, "But... I'm not very experienced."

He Yanzhi: "It's okay, I have it."

Yu Heng glanced at his leg: "I think, even if you have it, you might not be able to use it well."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Too real, causing discomfort.

"Give it a try, if it doesn't work, forget it," he said, "You can come here as you used to, anyway, for 1, the difference between male and female is not very big."

Yu Heng was stunned for a moment: "What before? I haven't slept with anyone before?"

He Yanzhi was shocked: "Didn't you have a girlfriend before?"

"Yes."

"How long have you been talking?"

"More than one and a half years, one about three months."

He Yanzhi continued to be shocked: "Haven't slept in bed for more than half a year?"

Yu Heng was confused: "Why do you have to go to bed after half a year?"

He Yanzhi was more confused than him: "Don't you all have any needs?"

"Needs belong to needs, but shouldn't this kind of thing be cautious?" Yu Heng sat opposite him. Going to bed casually is disrespectful to girls."

He Yanzhi's eyes widened: "It's been 9102, and I can still hear such remarks from college students."

"...I also have a younger sister, okay," Yu Heng sighed, "I'm telling her not to fall in love early, and in the future I will tell her not to have sex with boys casually. As a brother, shouldn't I set an example? Should I tell her not to have sex with boys?" Going to bed with boys casually, while having sex with girls casually? That's too double standard."

He Yanzhi: "..."

It seems that there is some truth to it.

Yu Heng: "I can't, let her say 'my brother told me' to others in the future, and others say 'your brother is just a random person', is it embarrassing?"

He Yanzhi has nothing to say.

Mr. Yan, who has been a bit crooked since he was a child, suddenly accepted this baptism, and felt that he was a little too casual before, he said "uh": "Then... you agree to sleep with me now because you think we have... To the point where we can talk about marriage? No, I mean, if I were a woman."

Yu Heng thought for a while: "It's about the same. After all, I can't find anyone who suits my taste better than you."

He Yanzhi: "..."

well.

It seems that the two of them have the same concept.

"I can't find a more reliable bodyguard than the other party for the time being" and "I can't find an employer more suitable than the other party for the time being".

I just don't know how long this "temporary" can last, maybe it will last forever if I am not careful.

He Yanzhi stroked the armrest of the wheelchair with his fingers, and said somewhat unnaturally: "Then isn't it the first time for you?"

Yu Heng: "That's why I said I have no experience."

"It's not important, you'll get it after you practice," He Yanzhi said, "I mean, it's not the first time for me, but you are, isn't it a bit unfair?"

"so?"

"So... don't you feel uncomfortable?" He Yanzhi's eyes dodged, "I will feel a little guilty, as if I not only abducted the college student, but also tricked him into bed."

Yu Heng: "..."

He didn't know that Boss Yan still had a conscience.

He Yanzhi felt uneasy - what if the other party answered him "yes" at this time, what would he do?

Yu Heng looked at him for a while, and finally smiled helplessly: "How you were in the past doesn't seem to have much to do with me, and I don't care about it, no matter whether you have been 1 or 0, or how many people you have messed with, it is all in the past." thing."

"But as long as you decide to be with me, then you can't be so casual anymore, you can only be mine alone, if you want to be like before, flirt with this one, flirt with that, I won't let you go .”

"That's absolutely not," He Yanzhi hurriedly said, "No matter how scumbag I am, I can't hook up with two people at the same time... And I'm like this now... No one but you thinks of me, right?"

Yu Heng: "..."

What he said, why does it seem that he is picking up trash?

What does it mean that no one is interested, as long as you are willing to pay, a bunch of people will wait in line, okay?

He was a little speechless, and took out the contents of the express box: "You only bought lubricant? Don't you need a condom?"

"Why do you need to use it?" He Yanzhi didn't quite understand, "We still need to use that thing between the two of us? I don't have AIDS, so surely you don't either?"

"Of course I didn't," Yu Heng said, reaching out to pick him up from the wheelchair, "then go take a shower."