After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

He Yanzhi slept too late the first day, and couldn't get up the next day.Seeing him sleeping so deeply, Yu Heng couldn't bear to wake him up, which directly led to lunch at two o'clock in the afternoon.

The little bodyguard strongly condemned his behavior of going to bed late and waking up late, and threatened that he must go to bed before eleven o'clock in the future, otherwise he would come one hour a night, and it would be an extra time when it was not suitable for children.

He Yanzhi thought about it, and felt that his chrysanthemum was not safe.

The old waist is not guaranteed.

He was very surprised, obviously he didn't put in much effort, why did Yu Heng look like nothing happened, but he was the one who had a backache?

Is this the gap between the young and the old?

Mr. Yan was going to treat himself like a cat and study like Daju, and went to sleep after eating. Before going to sleep, he picked up his phone and looked at it, and found that Xu Zhou had sent him a WeChat message: [Brother Yan, Shan Cheng wants to add you 】

He Yan was taken aback, only felt that the name looked familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was at the moment, so he asked: [Who? 】

Xu Zhou: [Shan Cheng, Xie Li]

He Yanzhi was even more confused: [What? 】

Xu Zhou: [...Squad leader]

He Yanzhi: [? ? ? 】

Xu Zhou was silent for a few seconds: [Brother Yan, have you lost your memory?He deserved to play Xie Li in it. It's not been a year yet, yet you've already forgotten him? 】

This time He Yanzhi finally remembered: [He, why did he add me? 】

Xu Zhou: [I don’t know, I said I needed something to call you, and your old account was shut down, and then I came to find me]

He Yanzhi thought for a moment: 【Then you can give him my new account number】

Xu Zhou didn't return, and soon a friend request was sent, and He Yanzhi agreed.

Shan Cheng cut to the chase and sent him a few screenshots first.

He Yanzhi clicked on the screenshot and looked at it, and found that the screenshots were a few marketing accounts on Weibo, which were pulling the topic of the real cp that he and Shan Cheng had.

He couldn't help but smacked his lips, thinking that he had appeared so soon.

"Deserve It" has only been on the air for two days, and these spam marketing accounts are so eager to gain popularity?

He typed back to Shan Cheng: [Do you mind? 】

Shan Cheng: [I'm sorry Brother Yan, my girlfriend is not very happy because of this, and I am also a little... uncomfortable, if you don't like it, then I will find a way to make them stop posting]

This kid Shan Cheng speaks more directly, and he is also a Buddha. Except for his girlfriend, he has never been in a hurry to please anyone, and he is too lazy to fight for anything for himself. Although he is handsome and has good acting skills, he has not been very popular these years. Being able to act with He Yanzhi is still a coincidence.

He Yanzhi has a bad temper, and Shan Cheng is not the kind of glib and flattering person, so there is a lot of friction in the crew, but this kind of friction is not tit for tat, it is probably the kind of quarrel that often occurs between friends, the last second After that, we will reconcile in the next second.

Otherwise, he would not survive for three seconds under He Yanzhi's hands. Boss Yan got angry and turned his face when he said he would turn his back on him, absolutely unequivocal.

He Yanzhi thought for a while, and replied: [Don't worry about it, I will deal with it]

After he replied to the message, he immediately posted a Weibo: [Advise some yxh to be more sober, I have a boyfriend, and I want me to knock your brains open to help you control the water in your brains? [呲牙][呲牙]]

As soon as he posted on Weibo, the special pass rang on Yu Heng's side - don't ask him when he added the special pass back, just refuse to answer.

He glanced at Weibo, and was immediately blinded by those two bared-toothed expressions.

It's been a long time since Mr. Yan posted a blog, but the smell of gunpowder is still so strong.

It's a familiar recipe, and it's a familiar taste.

As soon as He Yanzhi's Weibo was posted, some black people who were waiting for an opportunity ran to his Weibo and scolded him.

Boss Yan hasn't done any work for a few months, and his hand has been itchy for a long time. Now that someone is rushing to deliver it to him, instead of being angry, he is very excited.

He randomly picked one that scolded his homosexuality as disgusting, and fired directly: [If you think it's disgusting, don't read it, and while feeling disgusting, you came to my Weibo, aren't you cheap?Such a cheap bone, even the dogs would not eat it]

Picked out another one saying that he has no quality: [I have no quality for many years, you just realized it today?Then you are blind enough, don't you use Sharp Ace to drop your eyes? 】

Find another one saying that he is old-fashioned: 【Which family are you a fan of?It's too miserable, the old fool can at least be foolish, but you don't even have a chance to fool, after all, you haven't debuted at all]

He was having a good time with people here when he suddenly saw a figure flashing in from the door of the bedroom. Not to mention that this figure invaded his territory, he said very rudely as soon as he came up: "What are you doing, Mr. Yan? Half an hour ago You told me to sleep, what are you doing now?"

He Yan was a tiger in the wild one second, and a cat at home the next. He shook his hand, couldn't hold the phone firmly, and hit his face with a "slap".

Yu Heng sneered: "It's cool to scold people? Who deleted his Weibo some time ago, saying that he wants to live in peace without competing with the world? I remember that his surname seems to be He..."

He Yanzhi rubbed the bridge of his nose that was sore from being smashed, tears almost didn't come down, he hurriedly put the phone by the pillow respectfully: "I'm going to sleep now, really."

Yu Heng glanced at him again, turned around and left the house.

He Yanzhi waited cautiously for 2 minutes. Seeing that he did not come back, he secretly picked up his mobile phone like a thief. Who would have thought that before Weibo was opened, Yu Heng suddenly appeared at the door again: "He Yanzhi !"

Mr. Tangtang Yan was frightened into a cat who was found stealing cat food. He opened his mouth and dropped two cats.

Yu Heng was so angry that he went up and confiscated someone's mobile phone, and ordered: "Sleep for me, take a nap for an hour, and I will come back in 5 minutes. If I see that you haven't slept yet..."

He Yanzhi closed his eyes decisively.

After Yu Heng threatened He Yanzhi, who was "invincible in the eyes of outsiders", he sat down on the sofa in the living room, unlocked the confiscated mobile phone, and picked up an apple and started to eat it.

He Yanzhi took the initiative to tell him the phone password, it's easy for thieves to remember, four zeros.

It can be seen that Mr. Yan has never regarded himself as 1 in his heart.

Yu Heng took two mobile phones, and used his own to post in the dormitory group: [Come out to make money@全部members]

The three single dogs in the group saw "Qian"'s eyes wide open, and they all showed their heads. Yu Heng cut off a screen: [Mr. Gang Yan hates people, one is five yuan, you write, I will copy it and send it on his account, only the hot ones , Mr. Yan pays the bill]

Hearing that "one piece is five yuan", the remaining three immediately brightened their eyes. Fei Zheng said: [I can answer this question. 】

Yu Heng: [To be poisonous, but not to be dirty, we want to curse in a civilized way]

Fei Zheng: [ojbk]

The four college students worked together in a division of labor, imitating He Yanzhi's tone, and began to "battle with each other".

Not to mention, it sounds like that, one owes more than the other.

As a result, a trending search for "He Yanzhi's angry marketing account" quickly climbed, stepping down the original real person CP hot search.

He Yanzhi didn't know what kind of capital operation he did before he went to bed, and within two hours, those marketing accounts that were dancing happily deleted their blogs one after another.

Shan Cheng sent him several messages like "thank you" and "I'll treat you to dinner later" on WeChat. Yu Heng thought about it and replied to him: 【He is sleeping, you can talk to him when he wakes up】

Shan Cheng was very surprised and posted: [Are you? ? 】

Yu Heng: [His boyfriend]

Shan Cheng: [So his Weibo wasn't just talking nonsense? 】

Yu Heng: 【How is it possible】

This time, Shan Cheng was silent for a long time before he sent a sentence: [I always thought that brother Yan would never settle down in this life, but I didn't expect... Then congratulations to you first]

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows and replied "Thank you".

He Yanzhi just took a nap, and the world has turned upside down on Weibo.

Mr. Yan's stardom has been hacked all the way. The so-called lice don't itch, and he doesn't care how many people hack him. Now he has decided to quit the circle with all his heart, let alone his own reputation. Originally, he just wanted to post a Weibo Bringing the blame to himself and saving Shan Cheng who was in the midst of the fire and water, who would have imagined that something unexpected happened.

The show "Deserve It" is like a butterfly in the Amazon rainforest. When it flaps its wings, the entire wind direction changes.

When He Yanzhi woke up, he took his phone back from Yu Heng's hand, and saw that there were fewer sunspots on his Weibo, and there were more strange remarks for some reason, such as——

[Suddenly I'm a little fan of you, but I still want to scold you, Ji Fei really owes you too much, you're just like Ji Fei [狗头]]

[I decided to pay attention to you first, and come to scold you if I have something to do, I heard that scolding you is easy to be turned over [狗头]]

[Oh my god, this is the first time I saw such a young star, I became a fan [cover my face]]

[I promise, I will follow you for a month, and I will cancel it after I deserve it [two ha]]

【If you can speak, you will publish a book】

He Yanzhi: "??"

What are these things?

He flipped through the comments with a blank face, and for a moment he couldn't tell whether these people were enemies or friends, so he couldn't go on, so he had to post a new blog: [[Complicated][Complicated][Complicated]]

Mr. Yan hasn't felt the feeling of being a fan for too long, and he can't even speak if he doesn't hate others, he can only post expressions.

What a miserable star.

He put down his phone resentfully, thinking that this year's netizens had changed.

None of them were like this before.

In Yu Heng's dormitory, he managed to silence some sunspots by virtue of his superb anti-personnel skills, and gained some fans for Mr. Yan.

Yu Heng rewarded a few roommates with the wages given by He Yanzhi, and these few happily bought game skins with the money.

He Yanzhi, who was not sure about the situation, decided to quit Weibo and play a few games to calm down.

As soon as he opened the game interface, Shan Cheng's new message popped up: [Are you awake, Brother Yan?When you are free, can I invite you to dinner? 】

He Yanzhi was baffled, thinking that he didn't tell this guy that he was sleeping, how did he know?

When he opened WeChat, everything became clear.

This kid Yu Heng dared to do something, and the record of the chat was still there. He Yanzhi's eyes widened in shock when the words "his boyfriend" came straight into his field of vision.

Although, this brat took the position too quickly, right?

Inexplicably, there is an illusion that "an old cat that has been wandering for more than ten years was once touched by humans, and has since become a house cat stamped and recognized as its owner"?

Seeing that he didn't return for a long time, Shan Cheng sent again: [Brother Yan?Not available? 】

He Yanzhi came back to his senses: [No, I was just a little shocked when I saw the chat records]

Shan Cheng: 【So was it your boyfriend who chatted with me before? 】

He Yanzhi thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know how to reply properly. A single "yes" seemed too soft, and a "no" was too against his will. He thought twice: [Of course, otherwise, who would still take my mobile phone? , who else can know my password? 】

Right, that is it.

In this way, he can appear confident and confident, and show that he is very strong. It is not that his mobile phone was confiscated, but that he gave it to him on his own initiative.

No problem, that's the idea.

Shan Cheng: […]