After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Yu Heng was powerless to complain, he had already been made not want to struggle by this big star's endless showmanship.

It was the first time he saw such a thing as pulling a boyfriend to build a CP super chat.

Only you can't think of it, and you don't dare to do it without inkstone.

and……

"Don't you think this Chaohua is a bit strange?" Yu Heng asked tentatively, "'Shen' and 'Luo' don't seem to be good words, do they?"

"What's the matter?" He Yanzhi didn't think there was anything wrong, "Isn't this the same as saying 'handsome' in the name is basically not handsome, and the child is too thin and named 'Little Fatty'? Don't pay attention to the details, put them together It’s still negative and positive—I’m just building it for fun anyway.”

Yu Heng: "..."

Fine.

Big stars are capricious.

"Come here." He Yanzhi waved at him, signaling him to sit next to him, then took out his phone, ready to take a selfie.

"...What are you going to do?" Yu Heng had a bad feeling, "Don't you want to take pictures and post on Weibo?"

"You guessed it right." He Yanzhi felt that something was missing again, he stretched out his arms to pick up Little Lucky, and held it between the two of them.

Little Lucky didn't know what happened, he stared blankly at the camera with those clear blue eyes, and let out a thin "meow".

Just before He Yanzhi pressed the photo button, Yu Heng suddenly tilted his head and kissed his temples.

"Crack."

"...You made a foul." He Yanzhi picked out a suitable filter, posted the photo to Weibo, brought along the super chat "Shen Yu Luoyan" that he had just created, and posted a "[心]".

In the photo, the two are in close poses. Yu Heng puts one arm around his shoulder and puts the other on his leg. He kisses him while still looking at the camera. His eyes seem to be hooked, which makes his eyes look a little bit The meaning of teasing.

He Yanzhi said in his heart that this brat looked like he was being forced into prostitution one second, and then automatically entered the scene the next second, turning himself from a passive party to an active one.

With this face-changing ability, it's a pity not to act.

Less than 5 minutes after this Weibo was posted, there were already more than 100 comments on it, and fans sent a series of question marks.

【What's the situation?Official announcement? 】

【Meow meow meow?What's going on with this super talk [incomprehensible] You are the host of the super talk? 】

[Wow, I finally know why I can't find a boyfriend, all the handsome ones are going to have sex with the handsome ones woooooo [crying tears]]

[Although I don't want to admit that my idol calls others husbands, but I still want to say yes... so handsome [cover face]]

[There are cats, you have cats!The blue-eyed white cat Ah Wei repeatedly died]

[More than one!I see claws!Is the orange cat with white paws right? 】

[Group Stealing Cat 1/10000]

What did He Yanzhi say? After looking at the photo carefully, he realized that Daju, who was lying next to Yu Heng, secretly grabbed his leg with his claws and accidentally entered the photo.

[[Picture] These earrings are so coquettish, they really are my favorite idols]

He Yanzhi: "..."

What a bunch of microscope girls.

Yu Heng also retweeted his Weibo, and found that his number of fans was skyrocketing, and he couldn't stop it.

...What's the use of following him? He won't post selfies on Weibo when he has nothing to do.

He Yanzhi interacted with fans on Weibo, he looked very happy, almost beaming, like a child eager to share a treasure with his friends.

Yu Heng looked at him for a while, and suddenly felt that he was actually just an ordinary person, an...an ordinary person with a high reputation.

He Yanzhi was busy typing, and didn't notice that the people around him were looking at him all the time. It took him a long time to feel a scorching gaze on him, and he turned his head to meet the fiery eyes of the other party.

Little Lucky was biting the button of his pajamas, but he didn't seem to notice it, and looked at Yu Heng for a while: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it looks good on you," Yu Heng suddenly leaned into his ear, and whispered, "I just want to ask President Yan if he is interested tonight?"

He Yanzhi thought for a while: "If you let me take a day off tomorrow, I think I will be very interested today."

"That's impossible." Yu Heng took away the other party's mobile phone, reached out his arm to grab him from the bend of his knee, and lifted him off the sofa. "Rehabilitation cannot be relaxed. Except for this, I will allow you to bargain for everything else. .”

He Yanzhi: "..."

Beast.

The two went to the bathroom, and Xiao Lucky, who was left on the sofa, looked at them suspiciously and began to lick his fur.

Big Ju, who hadn't moved the nest for a long time, reluctantly moved its noble body, leaned against Little Lucky, and licked its fur.

The size of the two cats is very different, and when they are next to each other, it seems that Little Lucky is still a kitten. Big Orange arched his head affectionately on it, and his big fur tail was wagging happily, as if expressing "stupid" The human beings have finally gone away, and no one can get in my way."

Two cats, one big and one small, are here for "friendly communication between animals". Suddenly, Big Jue moved his ears, and it seemed to hear someone calling from the bathroom. .

Daju, who was castrated before reaching the age of estrus, didn't know what kind of "torture" the one who called out was enduring, but judging from the sound, it should not be in great pain, and even enjoyed it.

Daju listened with his ears sideways for a while, but he didn't hear any more movement, only the continuous sound of water, which overwhelmed some kind of "not suitable for young cats" movement.

Soon it lost interest in humans again, and continued to lick Little Lucky's fur from head to tail.

He Yanzhi thinks that he is not an overly hungry 0, and has always maintained the attitude of "moderate amount of pleasure, excessive harm to the body" for certain normal human physiological needs, but for some reason, every time Yu Heng sends him a message Invitations, even if he didn't have a strong desire, he seldom resisted.

This made him very strange.

His realm of "doing 0 for love" is probably a bit high.

Mr. Yan was tossed about by the little bodyguard in the bathroom, thinking that this brat really deserves a beating, he thinks about developing new places and new postures every day, and doesn't consider whether his old arms and legs can bear it.

Yu Heng carried him out of the bathroom and put him on the bed, helped him dry his hair, and asked softly, "Are you still here?"

He Yanzhi instinctively wanted to say "Get out" back to him, but when the words came to his lips, somehow they turned into an indistinct "Well", which seemed to be a refusal.

So the other party very happily misunderstood his meaning, pushed him down on the spot, and then pressed him up again.

He Yanzhi was startled, and hurriedly came to his senses, and quickly shrank his neck back: "Wait a minute."

Yu Heng: "?"

"No, forget it, I just washed it, and I don't want to wash it again."

"I'm not going to get it all over the place."

"That's...not good," He Yanzhi gritted his teeth, "Unless you promise to let me rest tomorrow."

Yu Heng looked down at the other party's hand on his waist, and said to himself, if you really don't want to come, why hold him and not let go.

This honest look really makes people want to bully.

"Okay then," Yu Heng said helplessly, "then I will give you a day off as much as I can - just one day, no more."

He Yanzhi got his wish, heaved a sigh of relief, and very generously "reciprocated": "Then I will allow you to do it a few more times, let's say, front, rear or sideways?"

Yu Heng: "..."

Who is thinking of new tricks every day?

The bedroom door was not closed tightly, and there was a gap left. The two cats who were originally staying in the living room became curious about them for unknown reasons. They jumped off the sofa and came to the door to watch the excitement.

Anyway, Yu Wei stopped living here half a month ago, and there is no one else in the house. The cat is not enough to make some two unscrupulous people lock the door—just look at it, anyway, cats can’t understand what people are doing, and people can Can't understand cat language.

The two cats looked in through the crack of the door. Big Ju and Little Lucky, who also had no relationship experience, didn't understand why these two hairless creatures licked each other's fur. They don't know how to fight, but they are incredibly intimate?

Daju, who had already lost her testicles, tilted her head and expressed "cat-like doubts".

He Yanzhi didn't know that he was being surrounded by two small animals, and he used his remaining rationality to find the answer to the previous question - the reason why he didn't want to reject Yu Heng was probably because the other party was too kind to him, no matter what aspect All the same, including when doing certain sports.

This kid is actually quite gentle, unlike some 1s in the circle, he is like a wolf and a tiger when he comes up, as if he hasn't eaten meat in 800 years.Although I still feel tired the next day, it's just that my legs are a little weak, my waist is a little sore, and there is no other discomfort.

This allowed He Yanzhi to give him a 10.

Sometimes Mr. Yan even said "gkd".

It was past twelve o'clock after the two finished the "sleep-friendly exercise". The two cats at the door probably felt bored after watching them for a long time, and went back to sleep in their own nests. Discover.

He Yanzhi's physical strength bar can only support him until the end of the exercise, and he has no strength to deal with the follow-up matters, and he falls asleep as soon as he closes his eyes.

Yu Heng helped him take off the earrings, put them in a box next to the bed, and lay down beside him contentedly. He picked up his mobile phone and went to Weibo. Comment.

[Why did it suddenly disappear?Why don't you turn over my brand! 】

【When you don't reply, I thought you were doi[doge] with someone else】

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows, gave a thumbs up to the second comment, and also responded with a [doge].

This is the time when night owls are active, and this group of fans probably bought a house on Weibo, and immediately found his trace, and voted that dog head as the number one.

[Oh my god, you two won't really go to doi, will you? [cover face]]

[Why are you the only one who came out, where is my idol?You return my idol qwq]

[It's over, this is obviously an afterthought, doi really hammers it]

Yu Heng put down his phone and kissed He Yanzhi's lips again before turning off the light and going to sleep.

Due to physical exhaustion, He Yanzhi didn't dream all night, and slept until dawn.

He didn't know what was going on in his head, the first thing he did when he woke up was to take a selfie in a daze, apply some beauty filters, and post it on Weibo: [Morning [picture]]

Didn't even realize how foul the picture was - he'd just woken up, his eyes still blurred, one eye half-closed, his arm resting on his forehead, in a sinister pose.

Most importantly, his pajamas were unbuttoned, the neckline was open casually, and there were many imaginative traces dotted around the exposed collarbone.

【Fuck, lure】

【So it really was last night? ? 】

[Brother, it's getting late, what did you do yesterday, you just woke up now? 】

【Are you really 30? ?Online age is fake, right? 】

【exist?My friend said there are still photos?She still wants to see]