After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

As soon as the Weibo was posted, the comment area immediately became lively.

[Idol, can you go? 】

[Although I don't know what it is, but it feels so advanced]

[What is this place?Rehab center? 】

He Yanyi replied one by one: [I can't [doge] just put it on and take it off and stop immediately]

[It's not a rehabilitation center, it's at home, it was transformed into this by someone]

Fans said one after another that they were accidentally stuffed with dog food.

He Yanzhi put the mobile phone beside him, walked slowly while holding the balance bar, and himself in the mirror moved accordingly.He had a very strange feeling, as if he had really returned to the time of training. A line from the script of "Deserve It" popped up in his mind, and he couldn't restrain his desire to perform, and said to the mirror: "Squad leader, you Look at this piece of iron, it's thick and hard, why don't you dismantle it and sell it to make money for your family."

This passage is about Ji Fei openly humiliating Xie Li on the basketball court. "Iron" refers to the basketball stand. At that time, Xie Li's words to him were...

Before he had time to divide Xie Li by himself, he suddenly heard a voice behind him: "No need, I have something better than iron—you can 'subsidize the family' for me."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Wait a moment.

Not to mention why this guy surnamed Yu took a bath so quickly... Isn't the second half of the line wrong?

There is no such sentence, he added it himself?

He Yanzhi's nervousness was caught on the spot, and he was very embarrassed for a while. He glanced in the mirror and saw Yu Heng standing at the door, wiping his head with a towel.

Not wanting to admit defeat, Mr. Yan cleared his throat and began to improvise: "What better thing? Why don't you take it out and show me now?"

Yu Heng paused, suddenly stopped wiping his head, and slid one hand down.

He Yanzhi probably didn't expect that this kid would dare to walk the bird in public in broad daylight, and was instantly frightened and threw away his helmet and armor: "Don't! I was wrong, don't act recklessly!"

"...What's the mess?" Yu Heng took out the pajamas that were accidentally tucked into his trousers as if nothing had happened, and raised the corners of his mouth, "What are you thinking? What's on your mind?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Gan.

Yu Heng dried his hair, hung a towel around his neck, and walked towards the other party in a leisurely manner, leaning against the balance bar: "I think you really like this mirror, come on, keep working hard."

He Yan said heartily: He likes ghosts.

But because he was afraid of being caught by the other party, he decided not to speak.

This little bodyguard was elusive, walked silently, and might appear from nowhere in the next moment.

He Yanzhi stared at him for a while, and suddenly said out of nowhere: "I know what career is most suitable for you in the future."

Yu Heng: "?"

"Grade Director."

"..."

Yu Heng was silent for a while, and then went to work on the same spot: "Student He, you are playing on your mobile phone during exercise and trying to moles the monitor, should you be fined for practicing for two more hours?"

He Yanzhi grinned, thinking that this was a slap in the face.

He snorted: "Director Yu, are you too idle? It's already May, have you finished your project yet?"

"……not yet."

"How much did you do?"

"About a tenth."

"How long is the graduation defense?"

"Less than a month."

He Yanzhi showed a "you're finished" expression: "It doesn't matter, you can sleep wherever you fell - at worst, we will come back next year."

Yu Heng coughed: "I'm going upstairs to complete the design."

He Yanzhi: "..."

After Yu Heng finished speaking, he turned around and left, leaving He Yanzhi in a daze for three seconds, picked up his mobile phone and posted on Weibo: [It's another graduation season, seniors, have you finished your graduation thesis yet? [doge]]

Soon, Yu Heng replied under his Weibo: [You are finished, see you tonight]

Because of being too skinny, Mr. Yan paid a "painful" price for his actions that night.

After entering May, the temperature rose very quickly, even He Yanzhi "lived in seclusion" and felt the heat of summer steadily rising.

Yu Heng used the insect repellent at home to give Xiao Lucky an insect repellent—although it didn't look like it had insects, it was safer to repel it if it was a wild cat.

After that, he took the cat to the pet hospital for vaccination.

An unprofessional shit-shoveling officer like He Yanzhi likes others to take care of the cat for him, and he is only responsible for masturbation, and others take care of him, and he is only responsible for the fun.

The little bodyguard felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to earn the 6 yuan monthly salary.

In order to show that he is not "squeezing cheap labor", Mr. Yan decided to reward the little bodyguard.

"Buying clothes?" Yu Heng raised his head upon hearing the words, "Why do you suddenly want to buy clothes?"

He Yanzhi played with the mobile phone and said, "I'm almost tired of looking at those two clothes of yours. It's not summer, so it's time to add some clothes."

In Yu Heng's eyes, the standard equipment for summer is a hurdle vest plus pants. He really didn't know what clothes to buy this season. He looked at He Yanzhi very puzzled: "Are you sure?"

He Yanzhi raised his eyes: "Why are you not sure?"

Yu Heng swallowed, "I suspect you are deliberately trying to save money on fabrics", and asked, "Where can I buy them?"

He Yanzhi: "Go to a store that I often go to. I used to buy private servers at his house, which suits my taste better."

"Okay then," Yu Heng unconditionally compromised with the employer's request, "You go in person?"

"Is there anyone who doesn't go shopping for clothes in person?"

Yu Heng looked him up and down: "Do you want to order a new suit for your mount?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

Receiving the eyes of the other party wanting to eat people, Yu Heng shut up obediently: "Leave now?"

"Walk."

Although He Yanzhi is a lazy guy, he is still very aggressive when he really wants to do something, so this afternoon, he adjusted the distance he went out from "500 meters from home" to "[-] kilometers from home", and asked Yu Heng to drive him Go to the store he said.

On the way, he opened the car window and leaned against the window to blow the wind: "The weather will be hot in the future. I won't go out for a walk all day. It's hot during the day and feed the mosquitoes at night. I'd better stay at home."

Yu Heng: "..."

Understood, Mr. Yan's activity time is only "spring" and "autumn", and he is dormant at other times.

The store that He Yanzhi mentioned is not near any large shopping mall, and the location is even a bit difficult to find. It can be seen that it has a stable partner and does not need a brand that attracts traffic in a busy area.

Yu Heng parked the car in the parking space at the door, and asked the person in the back seat, "Here?"

"Ah."

"get off?"

"Ah."

Hearing his answer so straightforwardly, Yu Heng was a little surprised. He turned his head to look at the other party: "Don't you like coming to public places?"

"You have to get over it, and there's no one around right now."

Only then did Yu Heng turn off the engine and get out of the car, moved the wheelchair out of the trunk, and carried He Yanzhi onto it.

Then I found that this store is quite user-friendly, and there are slopes for wheelchairs on both sides of the steps.

At this time, there were no customers in the store, only soft lighting and soothing music. As soon as the two entered, the clerk immediately greeted them and said politely: "Welcome, both of you..."

He Yanzhi took off the sunglasses that he didn't know when he put on, and the other party's eyes widened suddenly: "Yan...Brother Yan?"

"Huh?" He Yanzhi raised his head in surprise, "You know me?"

"Brother Yan, you..." The clerk's eyes revealed disbelief, "Didn't Sister Xinnan come with you?"

Knowing Yang Xinnan, it seems that he really knows him.

But He Yanzhi didn't have much impression of her, he smiled: "She is no longer my assistant, I don't have one now."

The clerk hurriedly cleared up her emotions: "Sorry, I was so surprised to see you all of a sudden—do you want to order clothes? I'll ask Mr. Wu to come over now?"

Mr. Wu is one of the stylists in the store, who specializes in styling the stars. He Yanzhi used to get along with him quite well and was very satisfied with his design style.

But at this moment, He Yanzhi waved his hand: "Don't be so troublesome, I don't attend any important occasions, I just came to expand the wardrobe, and—"

He pointed at Yu Heng: "I mainly buy it for him."

The clerk met Yu Heng's eyes and showed a very understanding smile: "Boyfriend?"

He Yanzhi raised his eyebrows.

"This way, please," the clerk led them from the outer room to the inner room, "Brother Yan hasn't come for a long time, Teacher Wu misses you, if you don't call him this time, he will probably be sad again."

"I don't even have a chance," He Yanzhi steered the wheelchair around the store by himself, "It's just a little late, come out to get some air—afterwards you can tell Lao Wu that I have a challenging task, ask He can't take it."

The clerk asked curiously: "What task?"

He Yanzhi pointed to the wheelchair under him: "It also wants a new shape that leads the trend."

The clerk couldn't help laughing.

Yu Heng glanced at someone, thinking that a lame peacock still wants to open its tail.

At this time, the clerk walked up to him: "Sir, what kind of clothes do you need? The ones displayed in the store are all designed by professional designers, and all styles are unique. You can choose them with confidence. If there is no you If you like it, you can call the teachers over and tailor clothes for you on the spot."

Yu Heng looked around, and found that there was really only one piece of each of these clothes, and it said "sample clothes, not for sale".

He Yanzhi randomly took one from the shelf, compared it, and then put it back: "Are you the only one in the store today?"

"Sister Tong took Teacher Jiang to measure the customer." The clerk turned to Yu Heng again, "Sir, there is a fitting room over there."

Yu Heng nodded, picked two of his favorites, and beckoned to He Yanzhi: "Come here."

"what?"

As soon as He Yanzhi turned to him, Yu Heng suddenly stretched out his hand, picked him up from the wheelchair, pushed him directly into the fitting room, and turned to the clerk, "Please give me that one, thank you."

Following his directions, the clerk took a very flamboyant...pink shirt from the shelf.

He Yanzhi was stuffed into the fitting room with an inexplicable face, and was forced to sit down on the chair inside, trying to struggle: "What are you doing? I asked you to try on clothes, why did you push me in?"

Yu Heng ignored his protest at all, turned around and locked the door, leaving only the two of them in the small space.

He Yanzhi: "..."

Not right.

This place...is not great.

"What do I mean by you?" Yu Heng leaned forward and lowered his voice, "You said you would bring me to buy clothes, and you would buy this kind of five-figure starting? If you have too much money and no place to spend it, why not donate it to Hope Primary School .”

"How can there be a five-figure starting point?" He Yanzhi was still defending, "There are also thousands of dollars... I really don't know where else I can buy clothes."

Yu Heng squinted his eyes, and compared the two clothes Bi brought in in front of the mirror: "Is this a four-digit number or a five-digit number?"

"I don't know. There is no price tag. You have to go out and ask. Similar styles, different designers, the final price may be very different."

Yu Heng didn't want to argue with him anymore, he threw the pink shirt to him, and picked his chin at him.

He Yanzhi: "What are you doing? I don't really like this color."

"I didn't want to ask you if you like it or not," Yu Heng said, "I just wanted to see how coquettish you look in it."

"..."