After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

Yu Heng was silent.

A few seconds later, he showed a very moved expression of refusal, stood up, and backed away from the opponent.

He Yan's face was inexplicable: "Why didn't you continue? Didn't you want to kiss me?"

Yu Heng: "You have a cat hair sticking to the corner of your mouth."

He Yan touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, but found nothing: "Where?"

"I lied to you."

He Yanzhi, who was fooled countless times by the same trick: "..."

This little bodyguard is really floating, and it's time for a good repair.

He Yanzhi tried to get up from the ground, but found that there was no way to borrow strength, so he condescended to extend his hand to Yu Heng: "Give me a hand."

Although Yu Heng can always throw out some tricks to get in his weak and helpless employer, but he is not so wicked as to really throw him on the ground.He pulled the other party up vigorously, picked up the crutch and handed it back to him, and patted his clothes.

Then he asked: "I will start school soon, do you have any wishes?"

"School starts when it starts," He Yanzhi said, "If you don't want to worry about it every day, then I'll buy a small apartment in front of your school, it's convenient."

Yu Heng couldn't understand his behavior of such a local tyrant: "Just to buy a house close to me? Did you burn too much money?"

"It's uncomfortable to rent," He Yanzhi threw out an inexplicable reason, "We can buy a smaller one, and we can make do with one hundred square meters."

Yu Heng: "..."

One hundred square meters, in the eyes of Mr. Yan, it is called a "small house".

Or "make do with it".

He turned around silently, not wanting to talk to the other party.

"Don't go," He Yanzhi chased after him leaning on crutches, "Eighty is barely enough, it's less than 200 million, not expensive."

Yu Heng: "..."

I don't even want to talk anymore.

He Yanzhi didn't catch up with him, so he simply gave up and sat down on the sofa: "You just asked me if I have any wishes?"

"Ah."

"Can you mention anything?"

"It's okay..." Yu Heng had a bad feeling, and hurriedly added, "It's a serious wish, and it's fine if it's not."

He Yanzhi was just about to say, "In the future, can we change from twice a week once a week to once a week three times a week", when he heard his patch, he had to swallow the words silently, and temporarily changed his words: "Then... I I want to go swimming."

"Swimming?" Yu Heng never expected this, and was quite surprised, "Why do you suddenly think of swimming?"

"Swimming is the best way to exercise the whole body." He Yanzhi said "I understand it very well". "Among all sports, swimming is the most body-building. It will not be like other sports because it focuses on exercising a certain One part and deviated."

Although what he said was very reasonable, Yu Heng looked him up and down and chose to refuse: "Forget it, let's not talk about how we will get there. It is so hot now, and the swimming pool must be crowded. 'Dumplings', it's not good to knock you again."

He paused: "Next year, I will take you there next year, be obedient."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He suddenly felt very uncomfortable when he was supported until next year.

So he said: "I regret it now."

"Ok?"

"I regret that I bought the wrong house at the time. I should have just bought one with a swimming pool."

"..."

Yu Heng had a weird expression: "Is there... that kind of house in the city?"

"No, but there are in the suburbs," He Yanzhi recalled. "I seem to have heard someone say it before, but I just bought this set at the time, and I gave up because I felt that my legs would not get better. I should have bought that one if I knew it. Whether he can be good or not, buy it first and then talk about it.”

Yu Heng was silent for a few seconds, then smiled: "I think, the ones with swimming pools are not enough, you are more suitable for sea view rooms within the second ring road."

He Yanzhi: "?"

Yu Heng waved his hand: "This wish can't come true, next one."

He Yanzhi lost interest for a moment, and said casually: "Then why don't you teach me how to cook?"

This time, Yu Heng's expression was even weirder than before, he almost thought he heard it wrong: "Is the sun coming out from the west?"

"In a word, whether to teach or not," He Yanzhi sternly said, "When I'm in the mood today, this shop won't exist after I pass this village."

Yu Heng didn't want to correct him "this sentence doesn't seem to be used like this", so he resolutely compromised: "Teach, then you must teach."

As a "good bodyguard who touched China", as long as he is within his ability, he must unconditionally satisfy his employer's wishes.

It happened that it was almost time for dinner, so he waved at the other party, motioning him to follow.

He Yanzhi didn't know what evil wind was blowing today, but he was quite obedient, and followed him to the kitchen on crutches: "What's for dinner?"

"Eat whatever you want, do you still expect yourself to cook any big meal?" Yu Heng said and handed him a washed potato, "Come on, the easiest thing is to shred the potato, right?"

"It must be." He Yanzhi was quite confident, but found that something was wrong—how could he control the knife freely while leaning on crutches?He is not Nezha, he does not have six arms.

Yu Heng saw his difficulty, and thoughtfully helped him push the wheelchair in, put a chair in front of him, and put the chopping board on it: "Come, please."

He Yanzhi was about to become the first "chef" in history to sit and cook. He looked at the potato: "Should I peel this thing first?"

Yu Heng gave him a thumbs up sincerely: "It's amazing, you actually know how to peel it."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Is this sarcasm or sarcasm?

Yu Heng gave him a paring knife: "Can it be used?"

"..."

This kind of thing can be used by everyone.

He Yanzhi glared at him, then started peeling potatoes against the trash can, and soon the potatoes were peeled clean and smooth, even the places where there were holes were gouged out by the tip of the knife.

Yu Heng looked at him with admiration, and felt that he might have been prejudiced before, so he handed him a kitchen knife: "Slice into slices first, then into shreds, be careful not to cut into your hands."

He Yanzhi hesitated: "Let me try."

Yu Heng didn't care about him, and found a piece of pork meat of a suitable size from the refrigerator, and took out a mustard pimple, ready to make fried shredded pork with mustard.

After a long time he heard He Yanzhi ask: "Is it okay to cut it like this?"

Yu Heng paused.

Hearing his words, he lacked confidence, his voice was hesitant, and his tone revealed a guilty conscience from the inside out.

Yu Heng seemed to have anticipated what was going to happen, he took a deep breath, prepared his mind in advance, and then turned around.

He Yanzhi looked at him in embarrassment: "I overestimated myself, shredded potatoes don't seem to be that easy to cut."

Yu Heng looked at the horrific scene on the chopping board, and with difficulty restrained his eyelids from jumping up. Based on the principle of "you must praise it for the first time", he asked, "What did I just say I was going to do?"

"Fried potato slices."

"No, we want French fries." He put the "enhanced version of potato shreds" cut by someone into a small basin, and praised without conscience, "You cut it well, thank you for your hard work."

He Yanzhi: "..."

Otherwise, he should withdraw immediately.

Yu Heng obviously wanted to struggle again, so he handed him two eggs and a bowl: "Beating the eggs, is it okay?"

He Yanzhi said that it was too simple, he picked up the egg with disdain, and knocked it on the side of the bowl confidently——

The eggs and eggshells were inseparable, and they went into the bowl together lingeringly.

Two people: "..."

Yu Heng maintained a good quality: "It's okay, egg shells...supplement calcium."

He Yanzhi didn't dare to make a sound, and quickly picked out the eggshell with chopsticks, and then cracked another egg into it.

This time I finally made no mistakes and successfully beat the eggs.

Yu Heng didn't dare to see if there were any broken egg shells in it, so he went straight to the pan to fry, and then added the chopped garlic into the pan.

He Yanzhi had nothing else to do, so he asked, "It was agreed to teach me how to cook, but why do you cook it yourself in the end?"

Yu Heng glanced at him, thinking what would happen if you fired it, didn't he have any idea.

He said: "But I can't move the gas stove down for you."

He Yanzhi was persuaded by this reason, seeing that there was no need for him, so he washed his hands, left the kitchen angrily, and went to play with the cat.

Cooking or something...or forget it, forget it.

From getting started to giving up, you only need one potato and two eggs.

Holding his little luck, he posted on Weibo: [I really don’t seem to have the talent to cook [cover my face]]

The comment area quickly became active:

【Shock!The reason why a well-known movie star hired bodyguards was...]

【Coincidentally, neither do I】

[It is enough for our idols to be handsome and handsome, we don’t need to know how to cook]

[I don't know how to cook, but I still want to find a handsome husband who cooks and eats delicious food [doge] That's right, although I'm ugly, I want to be beautiful]

[My friend wants to ask how to hook up with a boy who can cook, she needs it especially]

[I've already made up a [-]-word pornography in my brain [doge] The little bodyguard is gentle and virtuous and can fight well. The big star is handsome and rich but likes waves. One day, the little bodyguard will catch him on the spot and put him on the bed. , the little bodyguard asked gently in his ear if he would dare next time, the big star cried and said he dared not dare while being fucked]

【Sister, take a step to speak】

【Let me just say it straight, I don't have any friends, I just want to watch it】

He Yanzhi: "..."

Not to mention, Yu Heng can really do this.

So he became more playful and replied to that comment: [In?Why spy on my life? [doge]]

Fan: [woc]

[@余河越yuyu calling for the little bodyguard, your star said he was itchy]

He Yanzhi: "..."

Wait, he's not, he's not!

Mr. Yan thought that the fans this year were really scary. Fortunately, Yu Heng was cooking, so he probably didn't take his mobile phone.

He quickly replied: [Shh, you know my family conditions, don't embarrass me]

The fans were chatting enthusiastically under the Weibo, He Yanzhi couldn't see it, and couldn't bear to delete their Weibo, so he simply quit and started flirting.

Little Lucky stepped on the milk on his lap, and his clear blue eyes narrowed, seeming to enjoy it.

He Yanzhi stroked the hair on his hands as he stroked, and couldn't help saying: "You lost your hair when you were young, so you won't be bald in the future?"

Little Lucky couldn't understand human words, so he continued to snore on his lap, and rubbed his head affectionately against him.

He Yanzhi repeated his old trick, put a hand of cat hair into a sealed bag, and prepared to use it to make wool felt.

Daju, who was lying on the sofa next to him, jumped to his side and lay down on the spot, showing his belly for groping.

He Yanzhi: "?"

He stared at Daju for three seconds, finally couldn't hold it back, and stretched out his hand to scratch its chin.

At the same time, there was a fierce ideological struggle in my heart——

No, it shouldn't be like this.

He obviously doesn't like small animals!