The King and the Priest[Comprehensive]

In the vast and vast network world, there is an ordinary forum.

The popularity of the forum is the same as the number of views, but thousands of netizens from different places click in every day to communicate and discuss in their favorite sub-sections, which is still alive.

The Zatan area is the most popular section of this forum, bar none.

As the name suggests, you can talk about anything in the chat area.

From historical allusions to myths and legends, to rumors and gossip about a well-known person, to the rumors of parents around me, quarrels and appointments among netizens, and even some strange advertisements that pop up out of nowhere... You can see quite a lot here topic.

Aside from the largest number of non-nutritive posts, the forum friends who are resident in the Zatan area unanimously believe that the posts that can be used as the logo of this area should—no, it will only be those two "God Posts" that everyone knows. ".

I won't say much about the show of love and affection extended from a famous historical king's war between pink and black. Here we will focus on introducing the other of the two representatives.

From a certain day about four years ago, mysterious posts began to appear frequently on the homepage of the chat area every day.

Posting name - unknown.

Because the titles are all typed incomprehensible things, all of which are garbled characters that are suspected to be typed blindly.

The content of the post - also unknown before.

Because the first page of the post is filled with the same gibberish symbols as the title, unless it is a prank, it is hard to believe that a normal person can type it out.

Netizens who entered this post by mistake at first glanced at them, and without exception, they were taken aback. The illogical nature of the post was shocking.

It's probably a boring person deliberately typing on the keyboard to occupy forum resources.The few people who clicked in by mistake thought so, and immediately extinguished their curiosity, closing the page very quickly.

After all, the eyes are full of garbled codes, which is very intrusive.

In the next few days, this weird post was buried in the sea of ​​real-time updates, and it should have been completely forgotten.

What is unexpected is that not only is it not overwhelmed by other normal posts, but it persists and always appears at the front of the front page of the chat area when the daily traffic is the largest, attracting attention.

Finally, a fearless brave man ignited the heart of challenge, and went to the sea of ​​garbled codes to find out without hesitation.

The first page remains unchanged, with no logic and no regular characters continuing to the end.

However, when it reached the second page, the poster who was in "%￥##￥%?aswf" all the time seemed to wake up.

He began to speak "human words".

It only took two days for sentences that were in the wrong order but barely understandable to appear, and then transitioned to finally speak like a normal person.

Netizens are confused, not sure whether the posters behind the Internet are crazy or performance art.

They leave messages in the post, trying to communicate with the poster.However, the accident was not so unexpected, the poster ignored them.

The poster—the mysterious person who was later referred to by netizens as a "magic stick" and speculated to be male, seemed to be unable to see their messages. From the beginning to the end, he was immersed in his own world talking to himself.

After he can speak human language, what he writes is not much different from what he does not speak human language.

Because netizens discovered that in the following four years, the pages were no longer garbled characters, but were made up of popular letters—poetry odes that no one could understand at first.

When he writes poems, he writes long speeches.

According to the translation by a big brother with a deep literary background, when writing about the very few parts related to himself, the "magic stick" prefers to use obscure and remote words.

When writing about the part that has nothing to do with him but is related to the second person with the highest appearance rate, he is not stingy with any amount of rhetoric, sometimes reserved and sometimes fanatical, like a schizophrenic.

The "magic stick" will be updated once a day in its own post, the time is fixed, and it will never be changed.

This is equivalent to that his ardent attachment to someone has reached a very extreme level, and the daily fanciful compliments and praises are enough to move all the forum members!

What "you are the darling of God, the lord of all things in the world", what "the water of the holy river flows because of you, your grace is surrounded by the sun and overturned on the earth"...

Really know how to blow.

It blows in a variety of ways without repeating the same style, exuding the taste of priests and gods in ancient times.

Netizens were moved to tears, and they all said, what a deep love this is!

The magic stick is not only "god" enough, but also a generation of literary giants, even if ordinary people want to boast like this, they can't blow it out!

Netizen: "I'm convinced, awesome, are you the real love of La Er, the host?"

Oh yes.

The master who has been blown up by the "magic stick" on the Internet for four years is no ordinary person, but the famous ancient Egyptian pharaoh in history, Ramses II.

Although Ramses II was an ancient person thousands of years ago, because of his deeds and status, even today, his popularity is still high. It is not surprising that there are fans who love enough to span time...

The magic stick who doesn't listen to human words and doesn't speak human words (continues blowing without blinking eyes): "Great achievements are unrivaled, admired by all people..."

Netizen: "Hello? Friend? I know you like La Er very much, and I like it too. Would you like to have a friendly exchange among fans..."

Magic stick (as if you can't see anything with your eyes closed): "No matter how many twinkling stars gather, they will be overshadowed by your brilliance..."

Netizen: "?"

Okay, okay!

There are thousands of fans of Pharaoh, and there is only one who can be so amazing.

For four full years and more than 400 days, Pharaoh's "magic stick" and his posts have become a beautiful landscape in the chat area.

When the netizens who eat melons are bored, they first go to one of the next-door god posts to see the gay duo flirting, and then they habitually turn around and go to the second god post to see what the "magic stick" is doing today Pharaoh.

It is impossible to say that I didn't want to watch the excitement at first, and that I didn't take such a code name for "Shenzhu" with disapproval.

Netizens must admit that they really came to see the excitement at the beginning!

But, but—this "magic stick" is really a damn "god". The combination of bragging about the pharaoh's loss of sanity and the arrogance of ignoring people can't stop the fairy spirit from leaking out.

The onlookers couldn't help fantasizing about it for a long time. The "magic stick" at the other end of the network cable must have the same appearance as the ancient priests often seen in TV and movies. Maybe it is a priest in reality.

The poem (although I can’t understand it) is well written, the speech (pointing to the pharaoh) is beautiful, and the person (in fantasy) is beautiful, it’s just... I can’t stop!

"I am completely convinced that the host must be the reincarnation of the priest next to the pharaoh, blowing like he has seen a real person thousands of years ago."

A netizen who has been watching God's posts for four years and tasted all the speeches of "God Stick" deeply sighed.

However, for some unknown reason, he left a message: "Lord, you boast that Ramses II is perfect from head to toe, no one before or after, is it too much artistic processing? If La Er himself listens I can see, I’m afraid I have to feel ashamed, let’s talk about my shortcomings modestly!”

There are countless likes in this reply, which shows that the general public agrees with this point of view very much.

The "magic stick" praised the Pharaoh so much that no one in the sky and the earth can be compared. He is a bit cheeky, so he has to be embarrassed.

Not surprisingly, this reply did not get a response from the "magic stick".

However, something no one expected happened.

On the second day, the "magic stick" that had blown Pharaoh for four years continued to complete his daily routine.But anyone with a discerning eye noticed that his update today was shorter than usual.

Omit the big quatkua, the last part has such a sentence:

[Even if the Great King appears, his achievements cannot be denied. 】

"God stick" means, no, impossible.

——Even if Pharaoh himself stands here, I won't allow him to say that he can't do it!

Netizens: "...?"

It's over.people say.The magic stick has gone mad, and even his favorite pharaoh can't hold it down.

Thinking about it, if the time was reversed, Pharaoh Ramses II would be shocked when he heard this cold and overbearing praise, and he would put a big question mark on it.

"..."

"Of course Yu heard it."

—In fact, a certain pharaoh knew about this statement thousands of years ago.

No, not the tooth-gritting eulogy mentioned earlier, but the phrase "not even the pharaoh himself".

"Yu is a pharaoh, the king of the world. There is no 'impossible' for Yu to do anything, and of course it includes..."

"——Impossible. Your Majesty, your radiance cannot be blemished. I will definitely stick to your dignity. You don't need to say more."

Say it.

The figure who spoke resolutely with a cold voice turned his back, and retreated respectfully and firmly from the pharaoh's sight.

"No way, no way" was silently interpreted thoroughly.

"...?"

--and many more.

——Yu failed to refute?This is the only line for the rest of the line?

As expected, Pharaoh was dumb, slightly stunned, and indescribably puzzled, which basically conformed to the wild guesses of people of later generations.

Seeing the distant figure gradually shrinking and becoming blurred, the young pharaoh couldn't help pondering after a daze:

I always feel that something is wrong, why was the High Priest's aura stronger than him at that moment just now?

Obviously he is the pharaoh.

Obviously...

When the two of them first met 20 years ago.

Like a proud bird fluttering with delicate and colorful feathers, the beautiful priest whose footsteps lightly stepped on the ground sounded like the whispers of the gods——

Tahir, he was not the same then as he is now.

It's not a noble divine bird with gorgeous feathers, it's more like its wings have been wet by water, and it still looks embarrassed...Huh?

Little sparrow?

*****

The first time Ramses met Tahir was at the temple.

He is the son of Pharaoh, so it is not surprising to appear in the temple.

At that time, including the princes and princesses of the Pharaoh, the heirs of the princes and nobles would go to the temple and learn writing from the priests as a proof of their dignity.

Pharaoh's youngest son actually didn't want to come, because the energetic prince preferred to expend his energy in the martial arts field rather than read and write.

But he had to come again.His elder brother, the intended successor of Pharaoh, was in poor health, and he seemed to be going in a bad direction recently. His father didn't have time to take care of him, so he was thrown to the temple ahead of time.

Ramses didn't like places like temples very much.

It has little to do with studying patiently, he just doesn't like the oppressive atmosphere in the temple.

The children of the noble family were too noisy, and deliberately surrounded him.The priests who are always sullen have a strange smell on them, and they are still putting on airs, even if he is the son of the Pharaoh, he likes to ignore him.

The prince didn't suffer anger and wronged his character silently, so he ran out of the study place without any hesitation.

The innermost core of the temple cannot be accessed, and the halls and passages outside are lingering and complicated, and the light is dim. Walking casually can make people who are not familiar with it get lost.

Ramses lost his way without accident.

He is not in a hurry, and he is confident when he gets lost. Anyway, when he meets someone later, he can ask him to take him back.

I wandered around leisurely for a while, and as expected, His Royal Highness saw a figure from a distance.

It turned out that he walked from the outer temple to the inner temple alone, and what he saw was the corner of the holy lake.

The priests of the temple need to worship the gods with a pure body, and they will go to the holy lake to wash their bodies every day.

At this point in time, the people who will appear near the holy lake are most likely to be priests.

The prince didn't take a serious look at the holy lake, which only showed a slight outline. He turned his gaze back and said with little interest: "I came here by accident. Are you a priest? Take me... Huh!"

His tone changed suddenly, and he was a little startled.

Ramses can’t be blamed for being cowardly, it’s not his fault, but the one that appeared in front of his eyes——

Tick, tick, tick.

The water droplets kept dripping on the ground, knocking out a constant echo.

If the place is not a temple, Ozymandias may mistakenly think that this person is a ghost who escaped from the underworld.

The soaked linen white robe was crumpled and stuck to the too short body, and the hair was also messed up, only vaguely blond.

The thin boy who was dripping water all over his body... probably wasn't a girl, but seemed to be looking at him through the damp hair.

"..."

He didn't speak.

After a long time, the prince hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether he was frightened or was blinded by the situation.

The mysterious man slowly raised his arm, which seemed to be thinner than the reeds the prince had ever seen.

Probably, he heard Ramses' words clearly and wanted to lead him the way as promised.

but--

Swish!

Pfft!

Prince: "...you?!"

The mysterious boy who appeared in a unique costume softened and fell straight towards the sluggish prince.

While dumbfounded, the prince, who was a little slow in his reaction, probably couldn't catch it, nor could he flash it... No, he still caught it.

The price was that His Royal Highness was thrown down by an unknown pawn who appeared mysteriously and acted as a meat pad.And because the location of the station was not right, the two little ones rolled down the stone stairs and bumped into the solid granite.

Also.

His Royal Highness, who had been hit hard on the back of the forehead and back of the head, let out a muffled grunt, and at the same time was thrown in the face of the water of the holy lake aggrievedly while being dizzy.

"........."

"...Disrespectful!... Woo... Whoa whoa whoa!!!"