The King and the Priest[Comprehensive]

Today is very memorable.

Because this seemingly ordinary day was the first day that six-year-old Sakura Matou went to school.

Children from a family of magicians can choose to go to ordinary people's schools like ordinary children.

It's just that Sakura didn't go through the process from kindergarten to elementary school, but directly became a freshly baked elementary school student.

If Matou Zouken hadn't died, she would still go to school, but she didn't need to think about it, she would definitely not be as relaxed, happy and carefree as she is now——

No, there is still an element of "worry" in it.

Waking up early in the morning, Sakura heard Mr. Snake Zhang yelling at a closed door.

That's the room of the fathers... our lords.

As far as thinking is concerned, the little girl who has not yet matured to "that level" is pure. She didn't think that there is something wrong with her father and adults living in the same room and sleeping on the same bed-it means that they have a particularly good relationship?

The walls are very thick, so the sound insulation effect is naturally good. The girl looking at the door couldn't hear the movement inside.

Luckily she didn't hear it.

Otherwise, Uncle Shezhang would not stop scolding these few words.

"I hope you don't have to go to school with those two idiots! Have you finished your breakfast? Have you put away your things? Hats! Backpacks! Lunchboxes! And your bow tie is crooked! Hurry up, stop talking, and move quickly !"

The earthworm that was introduced to her as a "toy" at first... No, the black snake screamed, and besides being ferocious, it actually revealed the kindness of an old mother (?).

It's terrifying.

What a bad snake, the worst of all evils, that should have ruled all over the world, but now it goes around and around, and is reduced to the situation of being a nanny for a little human girl—the key is that it is so good at being a nanny, so natural and smooth!

The Snake Staff commanding the little girl what to do now and what to do later is very rare, and these things seem to have been integrated into its soul instinct.

—don't remind it, don't let it think about what happened to itself to make such a terrible transformation.

Will be bitten to death by an angry snake.

All in all, it tried its best to yell for a while, and finally cleaned up the little human girl.

The only thing left to do now is to carry her to the school, throw her inside the school gate, and it will be over...

Snake Stick (suddenly): "..."

"…………what happened again?!"

Seeing that it was about to be resolved, She Zhang almost vomited blood and realized that something went wrong again.

It's a little human girl.

She hesitated, hesitated, and stood at the gate of the glittering golden palace, suddenly she didn't want to leave.

She Zhang was furious, and it took a second to scare the silent little girl into tears, and it took another 10 minutes to calm her down, exhausting her body and mind.

"Girl—now you are my uncle's uncle, tell me, tell me! What's the matter?"

"...Ugh."

Sakura said, nothing, actually nothing...

Snake Stick: "Obviously there is something, don't be shy, my God!"

It continued to "fight" with the human children tiredly, exhausted its saliva, and managed to ask Sakura's true thoughts.

It turned out that she was still a little bit lost.

The reason was that the father who had promised to send her to school in person yesterday hadn't gotten up yet, so it seemed that the promise could not be fulfilled.

Snake Staff: "Poof——"

How... what!Angry!

Thinking about how much Uncle Shezhang has worked so hard and exhausted, the little human girl is still thinking about the bastard duo she is tired of.

She Zhang's heart was extremely unbalanced, almost itching his teeth with anger.

Ever since I met Tahir, the "jealousy" that has come to my mind from time to time reappeared somehow.

Because of being restrained by the mountains pressing down on its head, the snake was too aggrieved to do bad things, and could only spend all its energy on the boring trivial things that it used to ignore half of the time.

Of course! and!

The stinky girl who was in the same line as Tahir didn't appreciate it!

"Who cares about you!"

She Zhang was furious, left the stall immediately, and disappeared in front of Sakura.

It will absolutely not meddle in its own business today, and it has nothing to do with what human beings want to do.It's not that it's out of its mind that it has to be so attentive.

and……

"Hehehehehe, you are so naive, do you think it was an accident? This is clearly - it is my uncle's conspiracy!"

Lurking in the dark, a pair of gloomy golden snake pupils reflected a sharp cold light.

The Snake Staff, who was always thinking about how to make a mess, hissed and laughed. If it couldn't face the negative people, it would do the opposite, defeating the hateful Tahir and the idiot Pharaoh from the details.

"Don't you want to play a house-keeping game about raising a child? Don't you want to gain the trust and respect of the little girl? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Just expose your selfishness and perfunctory in front of the brats and lose face!"

This improvised plan is simple and practical, using the childlike innocence of an innocent girl as a sacrifice, and the bad is really bad.

Thinking that the idiot duo couldn't even do something as simple as following the agreement, and would completely lose their prestige and dignity from now on, She Zhang wanted to laugh out loud.

It was thinking, first to appreciate the grief-stricken expression of the human girl who was annoyed by the snake, and then wait for the two guys to come out, and then show a devastated expression, that would be perfect——

...is it?

"boom!"

Unexpectedly, the first person to show an expression of disbelief was Snake Stick, who was planning to watch the fun with a stomach full of bad water!

The closed door opened.

At this moment when Sakura had to leave home to go to school, the two men walked out of the bedroom with normal expressions.

The person who came out first was no different from any other time in the past. Standing there, he carried an unattainable and holy aura.

As long as you see him, it's fine if you don't kneel down and pay respects. Naturally, you can't feel the slightest bit of charm in your heart.

The former High Priest, who was a blond young man with a beautiful appearance, opened the door first and walked out. Seeing Sakura who was ready to be led out, he seemed to be quite satisfied and nodded: "Well, wait for me, we will go out immediately." just go."

After speaking, he turned a corner and walked to the other end of the corridor, where the people on this side could not see.

Then the second person also came out.

The sun rises early in the morning, and the Pharaoh, who is the incarnation of the sun, is also in full bloom.

Like Tahir who left for a while, he didn't show any abnormality on the surface—as if nothing strange happened during the period when the door was closed.

Well, in fact, the fact is more or less the case, and indeed nothing "strange" happened——

Cough.

It was an accident that the pharaoh fell off the bed several meters wide in a daze!

Otherwise, what else can I do, quickly withdraw my disrespectful eyes!

Heroic spirits have one advantage. In addition to being able to materialize at any time, as long as the magic power is sufficient, they can also change their costumes at will according to their own ideas.

Ozymandias did not forget to send his beloved daughter to school today.

Since it is a "send", it must not be concealed, and the noble figure of the pharaoh must be displayed in front of ordinary people.

He also went to school when he was a child, but he didn't get the treatment of being sent away by his father, queen and concubine in person. After all, he was not the future heir at the top of the list at that time, but just a prince who was left out.

Now it's time to go round and round, and it's his own "daughter"'s turn to go to school.

Pharaoh decided to position himself as one of the most ordinary fathers in the world, so he would no longer put on airs as a king.

But some rules are still necessary, for example, by showing his own majesty, to add a bit of aura to his beloved daughter, so as to prevent people with blind eyes from looking down on her.

When he took the girl shopping the day before yesterday, he consciously prepared a more suitable and more imposing modern attire for himself.

Although "imposing" is required, the standard attire of the pharaoh fits this standard very well.But obviously, that suit cannot be worn directly to the school gate.

Therefore, this attire after repeated consideration gathered the ultimate high-end aesthetics of the Pharaoh, and also fully displayed his different aura from ordinary people, which can be described as perfect!

Ok.

Taher probably thought so too.

He has recently studied dozens of books on child psychology written by modern people, and he has deeply realized that the seemingly simple matter of sending children to school at the beginning of school is actually a hidden mystery.

Not only the issue of "sending", but also the words, deeds and even the appearance of the "parents" themselves must be fully considered.

A negligence or lack of attention may leave a deep psychological shadow on the expectant child, causing disappointment, loneliness, complaints... and other negative emotions.

One of the reasons why he had to get up early was that he also needed to think about what image he should use to appear in areas where ordinary people gathered.

It can't be too ostentatious, and ostentatious doesn't fit his personality and preferences.

Formal occasions need to be rigorous and solemn, and the choice of attire must naturally be more rigorous...

and so.

The pharaoh who was pushed away without hesitation because he forcibly wasted Tahir's precious time was not wronged at all.

Now, the two people who thought they would not leave the room until the afternoon came out without changing their expressions.

Can't believe it.

But it does seem to be true.

The snake stick whose evil plan failed miserably again: "=口=………"

"fall!"

Today's Uncle Snake still failed to do the bad things he wanted to do, it's really miserable... Congratulations!

In stark contrast to Uncle She Zhang's malaise, when he saw the two people who appeared one after another, only the girl who was slightly disappointed was happy.

In Sakura's eyes, which finally became less empty, a little bit of starlight flickered all of a sudden.

"Morning...good morning, Father!"

"Well, are you ready to go? Very good! You are worthy of being my daughter of Ozymandias, and you must have such a positive spirit."

The pharaoh recognized his daughter's performance in the morning, and took advantage of the opportunity to give her a very majestic admonition from a father. The main content was how humble and diligent the pharaoh was when he was in school, and how much progress he made in his studies. learn from him--

Relying on the fact that the person who still remembers the past has amnesia, the Pharaoh selectively ignores that he skipped classes and slept in class when he was a child, which is definitely not a good student.

Pharaoh (serious): "At school, you should communicate more with your classmates and ask teachers for advice to maximize your knowledge. In addition, don't act without authorization in places you are not familiar with..."

Sakura (encouraged): "Yeah!"

Pharaoh (sense of accomplishment up): "Hey! Although it is necessary to be modest, it does not mean that you have to be patient when you encounter a stupid person who pushes forward! Do your best to fight back, suppress, and rule! This is the way to be king!"

Sakura (more excited for some reason): "Yeah! Mmmmm!"

Pharaoh: "Huh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Sakura: "Ha...haha! Hahaha!"

Although it is not yet possible to pronounce the complete sentence "hahahahahahaha" in a complete and fluent manner like my father.

But Ying has worked very hard, and she thinks it won't be long before the introverted character of her can break through the obstacles, learn the true biography of the Pharaoh, and become a sassy woman with a magnificent appearance and an amazing lung capacity.

"..."

The unbearable snake stick: "That's enough!!!!!!"

Just when it crawled out and roared, the person who had temporarily avoided it came back.

After repeated deliberations and a long period of entanglement, Tahir finally decided how he would appear in the world.

He should have only worn white robes in the past, and it hasn't changed since.

Now that I'm used to it, there's no need to change it now, it's just...

In the present world, how should I say it?

Temporary change of style - so?

Because it was only "temporary", in line with the habits of the people of the world, the priest in new attire walked out from the place that blocked his figure, but he appeared open and frank, and did not show restraint or shyness.

【Shy】?

This term may appear on anyone, but it is impossible to appear on the cold and arrogant priest.

He came straight over, only casually buttoning the button near the collar as he walked.

In order not to frighten passers-by with sudden bleeding from both eyes when going out, a layer of cloth was still covered in front of his eyes.Tahir felt that this was the only incongruity in him, but had no choice but to let it go with regret.

"All right."

Standing in front of the people who had been waiting for a long time, he said very calmly: "We can go."

"........."

However don't know why.

No one paid attention to him for a long time, and there was a very inexplicable silence on the spot.

Tahir: "?"

Just when he was about to ask, "What are you doing in a daze", a loud noise suddenly came.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Because at first glance, it was quite a sight—a picture that could be called a wonderful scene!

Thinking that no matter what he saw, Tahir would be able to deal with it calmly, and the Pharaoh, who showed his true nature as a king, slapped the wall next to him unprepared.

Immediately, the wall cracked and collapsed, and the ceiling made of marble above also crashed and fell down.

This palm... was supposed to hit Wang Jianmei's handsome and generous chest.

But he held back.He held back with great restraint and forceful suppression!

After all, the pharaoh didn't want to slap the spirit base that had cracked in his chest completely with a slap.

Just like what I taught my beloved daughter just now, the king should be calm and calm at all times, and not be moved by anything, and should not show his emotions and anger, and not show his emotions to the outside...

But how could it include the scene I saw in front of me!

A pharaoh was greatly stimulated, and finally fell down clutching his chest.

As expected of a king, the spirit foundation can still hold on tenaciously after this, and there is still one percent of its integrity remaining so that it will not completely collapse.

Sakura, who was closest to him, was frightened and couldn't help but let out a dumbfounded cry.

"Father...Father? How, how could it be...Could it be! Did you get cold because you didn't wear too much?"

Tahir couldn't see it, but Sakura must have seen it clearly.

The light emitted by the father who switched to the new clothes is too dazzling, as if the whole person is thousands of years younger—assuming that the time after death can be counted.

His attire actually gives people a very young feeling.

Black jacket, black shirt and tight black trousers, only the pectoral and wristbands are shiny gold.

Oh, and that gold belt in color.

The most incomprehensible thing is that this man chose tight low-waist pants for himself.With a slight movement and stretching out his hand, the strong and undulating muscles around his waist will be exposed.

Probably because Pharaoh is used to showing his abdominal muscles, so he didn't find it strange after such a toss, but he was very intoxicated by his own matching taste.

But he didn't know that when his beloved daughter looked up at him with adoring eyes, she still secretly thought, is Father's waist really okay... No, it should be, Father wears such cool clothes every day, and in winter It's a cold.

Isn't this - (suspected) really fell down!

At this time, what spread was the girl's worried and frightened cries, Tahir's question, who didn't know what was going on, and another sentence...

"mentally retarded."

Snake Stick said.

*****

On Sakura's first day of school, she was almost embarrassingly late.

This poor little girl is innocent, and the reason for being almost late has nothing to do with her getting up on time, eating obediently, and carrying her schoolbag in advance.

The culprit is no one else, but the old father in her family.

First, a certain old father was over-stimulated and collapsed inexplicably, which seriously affected Sakura to go out to school in time.

Because of this who could not calm down for a long time, the other old father made a decisive decision and left the former ruthlessly, planning to take Sakura to school by himself.

The decision he made was decisive and very wise. If he continued to delay and let the girl in the family be late on the first day of school, it would inevitably cause unimaginable and bad consequences.

This sensible and calm old father would never allow such troublesome things to happen.

With his decisiveness at the time, if there were no accidents, he could normally send Sakura to the gate of Fuyuki Elementary School - there is no doubt about it.

However, the fate that befell the Pharaoh's family is always so twists and turns, full of unexpected ups and downs that don't need to appear at all.

For example, even if he is as wise as Tahir (note: in amnesia), there is a "loophole" that he never thought of in the plan that he thought was foolproof.

That's it:

One minute after taking Sakura out, they entered the sight of ordinary Fuyuki citizens.

The blond young man with his "daughter" in his arms walked all the way, staring straight ahead without turning his eyes.

The sound of his footsteps was so light that it could hardly be heard, and should have been buried by other sounds around him.But in such a long period of time, the surroundings suddenly became extremely quiet, as if covered by layers of snow.

It's not really that the snow fell early in autumn, but because...

Everyone who saw them—to be precise, only him—stayed in place, either lost their senses for a moment, or opened their mouths wide open for a long time, and their eyes suddenly became blurred.

Tahir carefully examined his attire before going out. In his opinion, although this attire is novel, it doesn’t matter what he wears. He personally has no other feelings, as long as it is not obtrusive.

Naturally, there is nothing wrong with this suit.

In contrast to the man who is almost all in black, it seems that the priest who came from thousands of years ago has changed into a suit that modern people have become accustomed to. The whole body is white, with only a blue brooch pinned on the neckline.

The brooch seemed to be a clear and shining gemstone, which he copied out of his impression that it appeared for no reason.

Because of his personality, he buttoned his bottoming shirt to the top, and he was meticulous in every detail.

The suit is inherently slim, and the figure of the person wearing this white suit is already slender, and the waist is set off extremely thin.

Look at the skin that is fairer than the material itself, and the long golden hair is tied up casually with a headband. The young man with a pair of clear blue eyes has a breath-taking beauty, and there is no dust and mysterious temperament. It does not appear ascetic and elegant.

Such a person is only suitable to appear in imagination and illusory works. Once they reach a place close to life, they will inevitably——

Cause an out-of-control sensation!

This is the case at this moment.

Before Tahir had gone far, he was surrounded by a large group of people.

"First, sir, wait! Are you... are you a celebrity? Although I haven't seen it on TV, please sign for me..."

"I can shake hands with you... How dare I make such a request without shaking hands! Ahhh! Please... allow me to come closer and have a look at you!"

"Be sure - sign a contract with our company! You will definitely be famous in Japan - no! In the whole world!!!"

They are all honorifics, probably due to being subconsciously influenced by the cold and dignified beauty in front of them.

However, more and more people rushed in, and there were countless words that the beauties could not understand. The direct impact was traffic jams. The surrounding crowds were too dense, and people stuck in the middle could not get out!

Tahir: "...?"

He was also shocked.

There should be no problem with the dress, but why did this unexpected situation happen? !

Completely bewildered, Sakura's old father No. [-] was overwhelmed in shock, and because he couldn't use spells in the street, he could only watch himself being buried.

……

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, he quickly fished out the little girl, and the only thing that was sent to school was the snake stick.

It was dragged by Tahir with the power of the contract, and with 800 million resentments, it pretended to be Ban Tianying's parent.

In the end, it had to look at the little human girl with dull eyes, fainting, crying or not.

Snake Stick: "Hmph!!! Now you know who can come in handy at the critical moment! Ahh, I don't want to be thanked by humans, I'm just stating things—"

"Thank you... Mr. Snake."

Snake Staff: "?"

"Sakura understands, you are not a toy, but..."

"?"

"—Father and adults are good friends! Is Sakura your friend too? I'm so happy... Really, thank you!"

Snake Staff: ".........Go away, evil human!!!"

Who wants to be friends with humans who are so bad that they take black water! ! ! !

The author has something to say: What kind of sand sculpture text am I writing.jpg The old fathers rushed to the street one after another, and finally relied on snakes to hold their respect

Hahaha all the comments so far have been answered!I sent a red envelope to Quiet Mimi who confessed to me, boo——

These are the two comments that I find most interesting!The red envelope is sent out, and I will share it with you by the way, and I will continue tomorrow

【Ji Anlan】:

She Zhang, the most touching person of the year, a (former) villain who works hard to raise cubs 23333

Interview Snake Staff:

Me: Mr. Snake Zhang, how are you feeling now?

She Zhang: Right now I regret it very much, very regretful...

【Dream Tour】:

Two sand sculpture fathers are in love, one is a snake stick to send her daughter to school, and one Sakura is gradually getting muscular hahaha.wish me 211