Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

The moonlight is bleak, the heart is panicked, and the liver is flustered.

Jin Qian's narrow eyes stared like two durians, bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, his heart beat faster, his bladder tensed, and lines of bold and bold words flashed through Jin Qian's mind.

Objective: Go to the bathroom (Modern)

Chu Gong (ancient name)

pee (slang)

Task constraints:

1. Being bound into a string by the unresolved dragon rope and two male gods of the Song Dynasty

2. I am a female, and the two male gods are male

3. Among them, the male god of the cat family is the pure and flawless immediate boss, Mr. Cat, and the male god of the mouse family is the romantic white mouse with super good eyes and ears. 4. The white mouse does not know that he is a female. 5. If the female identity is exposed... Then ……There's no after that!

Mission shame: five stars

Mission Difficulty: Five Stars

Task risk: five stars

Task Prediction Likelihood of Completion: ...

Shit!This is simply impossible!

At this time, Jin Qian really wanted to growl twice to express his grief and indignation.

How to do?

Could it be that he woke up both the cat and the mouse, and told the two of them that he was going to the latrine?

But what to do when we get to the hut?

The two of them can stand up, but we can only squat...

No, no, no, that's not the point, the point is that we are still an unmarried girl with a pure yellow flower in mind and body, how can we be in front of two adult male creatures...

No, no, that's not the point, the point is, the white mouse doesn't know we are female, so taking off the pants...

Bah, bah, bah, the central contradiction of the question is, should we take off our pants in front of the cat...

Kusanagi, can we get out of the disharmonious topic of taking off our pants!

Slow!

You don't need to take off your pants!

We can pee our pants, and then dry them with body heat in the bed!

Hahahahaha, we are indeed geniuses!

Thinking of this, Jin Qian suddenly felt that he had opened the door to a new world, so he decided to act like this...

Act like a ghost!

We haven't done the business of peeing pants for more than 20 years, the business is very unfamiliar, and the operation is incompetent at all!

Jin Qian's back was drenched in cold sweat.

correct!We can convert urine into sweat to evaporate...

No wonder!

This is completely against the principles of biology!

Calm down, calm down, the so-called car arrives at the front of the mountain, there must be a road. The wax torch turns into ashes and tears dry before the spring silkworms reach the dead silk. Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward...

Ahhhhh!I can't hold back anymore!

Jin Qian's scalp went numb, and he tightly grasped the dragon rope wrapped around his waist with both hands.

It's all because of Jiang Ning's mother-in-law, what kind of tie-up ropes, and what kind of concentric ropes, it's too nonsense...

wait!Does it count if three people go to the toilet together? !

After such a long time, it must be time for the cat and the mouse to relax!

Thinking of this, Jin Qian's eyes lit up, and he was about to pat Zhan Zhao to wake him up, but he braked suddenly at the last moment.

wait!I think this bundle of dragon ropes is made of some high-end materials such as dragon tendons and lovebird feathers. What if it is because the idea of ​​these three people going to the latrine together is too insignificant, resulting in this high-end product not being recognized...

Then don't we want to pee our pants in front of a cat and a mouse? !

Tsk!Fortunately, we are witty!

Jin Qian was a little discouraged, and angrily tugged at Jin Suo at his waist, even moving his clothes.

Jin Qian's narrow eyes suddenly lit up.

yes!This bundle of dragon rope is tied on the outside of our clothes, as long as we take off our clothes, wouldn't the rope also be taken off together?

Heh heh heh, I was born to be useful...

What a ghost!

This bundle of dragon rope fits better than the waistband of trousers, and it can't be pulled at all. Even if the clothes can be pulled out from under the rope, the dragon rope is still properly tied to the waist!

Jin Qian wiped off his cold sweat, wandered around the room with narrow eyes, and then—unexpectedly, he saw a life-saving item under the bed on the right side.

The one under the bed is round and smooth, exuding the radiance of saving the world. Isn't this a chamber pot... Cough, a washbasin!

Yup!

Why do we have to go to the hut so much trouble?

We just need to solve it in the house!

The only problem is - as long as they don't get discovered by the two next to them...

Easy!

Any hypnotic bomb will do it!

Jin Qian was overjoyed immediately, took out a hypnotic bomb from the medicine bag, crushed it and scattered it in the room, thought for a while, but was worried, took out another pack of Ambien, and threw it wildly.

But after a while, the room was plunged into an atmosphere of deep sleep.

Jin Qian sat up slowly, turned his narrow eyes to the left, but saw Bai Yutang's mouth half-opened, with a series of small grunts in his mouth, humming a few times from time to time, and grinding his teeth.

Tsk, it's true that Han Zhang said that Bai Wuye's sleeping posture is not good.

Slender eyes moved to the right, and saw that Zhan Zhao's figure was as straight as a pine tree, his breath was long, his face was calm, and he was obviously asleep.

Jin Qian let out a long breath, tugged the dragon rope around his waist, and tried his best to lengthen the distance between himself and Zhan and Bai. After the distance between the ropes reached the limit, he began to move to the right—— Or crawl.

But after climbing two steps, Jin Qian discovered a serious problem.

The washbasin was under the bed, the bed was on the right side of the floor bunk, and I was in the middle of the floor bunk, between the bed and myself, so there was a gap between the bed and myself.

Then visually inspecting the short rope distance between himself and Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, it is absolutely impossible to bypass Zhan Zhao, so the only way is - to climb over Zhan Zhao!

Is this God going to kill us? !

Jin Qian swallowed his saliva, and glanced at Zhan Zhao's sleeping face, it was as warm as jade, as handsome as the moon, with red ears...

Wait a minute, why Mao Maoer's ears are red?

Could it be... this cat... is pretending to sleep? !

An ominous sixth sense spread along Jin Qian's tailbone.

Impossible, our hypnotic bomb is tried and tested, and it is absolutely impossible to fail.

but……

Thinking of the tragic experience that his antidote and poison frequently failed tonight, Jin Qian decided that it would be safer to confirm.

Thinking of this, Jin Qian stretched out a finger and poked Zhan Zhao's arm: "Master Zhan?"

Zhan Zhao remained motionless.

"Master Zhan?!" His finger poked Zhan Zhao's waist again.

Zhan Zhao didn't even move his eyebrows.

Is our illusion!

Jin Qian heaved a sigh of relief, lifted his spirits, and began to climb the mountain named Zhan Zhao with difficulty.

In the dark room, you can vaguely see a thin gray figure crawling over a straight blue shadow with hands and feet. The first step, the left hand passed, the second step, the left foot passed, and the third step, it got stuck!

The reason is very simple, the length of the dragon rope tied around Jinqian's waist to the side of Bai Yutang has reached its limit.

Jin Qian broke out in a cold sweat, and hurried to pull the rope at the other end of Baiyutang. Unexpectedly, the Chinchilla was as light as a swallow when performing lightness kung fu, but now it was dead asleep, and it weighed more than a thousand catties. Qian exerted all his strength, but he didn't pull the slightest bit.

How to do? !

Jin Qian glanced at the savior washbasin which was only an arm's length away from him, and gritted his teeth.

Hope is in sight, dawn is in sight, we must never give up!

Jin Qian stared, suddenly straightened up, and sat down firmly with a pop of his buttocks.

kindness?A little soft?

Jin Qian was startled, and looked down.

Suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

He actually sat on Zhan Zhao's lap.

This, this pose...

Jin Qian raised his eyes tremblingly, but seeing that Zhan Zhao's figure remained motionless, and even the shape of his hair remained unchanged, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The big man is informal, in order to solve our three urgent problems, ignore, ignore.

Jin Qian wiped off his sweat, grabbed the dragon rope with both hands, and continued to pull Bai Yutang hard.

Pull it, but the white mouse doesn't move.

Wipe away the sweat, it's a bit hot!

Pull it again, and the white mouse moves half an inch.

This dead mouse, why eat so much? !

Shake off the beads of sweat, it's too hot in this room!

For the third time, Jin Qian pulled with all his strength, and miraculously pulled up half of the extremely heavy mouse, but unexpectedly, the rope slipped from his palm due to too much sweat in his hand, and Bai Yutang fell down with a puff. Returning to the original position, Jin Qian himself lost his balance and fell down suddenly.

"Come on!"

Jin Qian only felt his eyes go dark, and his mouth bumped into something, which was soft and hot, and gave off a faint fragrance of green grass.

Jin Qian stiffened.

No, no!

This, this kind of bloody plot, no, it won't happen to us!

Jin Qian shook his arms and stood up slowly, the scene in front of him gradually became clearer, what caught his eyes was Zhan Zhao's handsome face, tight thin lips, messy black hair... and a red cat ear that was almost ripe...

Yuan, it turns out that we just touched the ear, it’s okay, it’s okay...

Jin Qian let out a long breath, stroked his heart, and in the next second, suddenly changed from touching to scratching, almost turning his chest into a sieve.

The blue-shirted youth beneath him opened his eyes at some point. His eyes were as deep as thick ink, bottomless, hot as magma, and the temperature in the room suddenly changed from autumn to summer.

Let's be a jerk, bah bah @...%￥%...%&&...￥&＋Jin Qian's brain cells instantly turned into a bunch of garbled codes and crashed.

But seeing Zhan Zhao's Adam's apple rolling slowly a few times, a hoarse voice escaped from between his lips and teeth.

"Jin Qian...get off Zhan first..."

It was as if his whole body had been soaked in boiling water, and his body temperature was at least over 40 degrees Celsius. Jin Qian felt dizzy, sweating profusely, rolled off Zhan Zhao's body, and sat back to his original position.

The light in the room was dim and dim, Zhan Zhao slowly sat up straight, his face was hidden in the shadow of the night, not very clear, only a pair of eyes, as if quenched by fire, sparkling and beating, hot and scorching, like a hot The flames weaved a net, covering Jinqian firmly in it.

The temperature in the room was so hot that Jin Qian was so stuffy that he was short of breath and sweaty. He unconsciously pulled the neckline, revealing a small section of his smooth neck.

Zhan Zhao's eyes flashed, and they swept towards Jin Qian's neck like lightning.

Jin Qian suddenly shivered and shrank his neck.

In the ambiguous night, only the sound of Zhan Zhao's subdued breathing could be heard, getting tighter and hotter.

Well, something seems wrong!Did we, did we offend this cat?Why, why does it feel like we, we are, a little dangerous!

Jin Qian's scalp was numb, he swallowed, slowly rubbed his butt two steps back, and then - met a sleepy white mouse.

"Smelly cat, fight for another three hundred rounds..." Bai Yutang grunted and swung it into a large font.

Zhan Zhao's breathing stopped for an instant, he closed his eyes tightly, and clenched his slender fingers tightly, Jin Qian could even hear Zhan Zhao's joints creaking.

No, it won't be to beat us up, right?

Jin Qian was terrified, shrinking back inch by inch.

Zhan Zhao frowned and closed his eyes for a long while, his chest heaved and heaved slowly, almost exhausting all his concentration since birth, to forcefully get rid of the warm and soft touch left by someone just now.

Suppressing the scorching heat in his blood, Zhan Zhao took a long breath, and when he opened his eyes again, it was Nan Xia Zhan Zhao with superb concentration, calm and stable.

"Jin Qian, you don't want to take a break, what are you doing up and down?!" Zhan Zhao asked in a cold voice with a gloomy expression.

"Forehead……"

Jin Qian glanced at the washbasin, which was so close but as far away as the horizon, his face twitched faintly.

what to do?Do you want to tell the cat that - just now we straddled the cat to show respect... oh, oh, to use that washbasin as a chamber pot...

The problem is that facing the face of the cat, this, this is really hard to say!

But, but, after being frightened by the cat just now, the feeling of fullness in the bladder has risen straight to the SOS level—in other words...

God Jesus, we really are going to pee our pants!

A large drop of cold sweat fell from Jin Qian's hair.

"Jin Qian?" Zhan Zhao also noticed that Jin Qian's complexion was not right at this time, his expression changed immediately, and he asked anxiously, "But is there something wrong with your body?"

"No, it's not..." Jin Qian waved his hands again and again.

"Could it be the poison from before..." Zhan Zhao's face became more anxious, and he was about to grab Jin Qian's arm and feel his pulse.

"It's okay, we're really okay!" Jin Qian was so anxious to urinate that his bladder was about to explode, and he covered his lower abdomen with one hand without noticing it.

Zhan Zhao was stunned, his gaze followed Jin Qian's hand, he was stunned for a while, and then said nonchalantly: "Jin Qian, you, you can't be..."

Jin Qian only felt that his face was almost cooked, but under the huge pressure of physiological needs, he could only bite the bullet and nodded, his voice was like that of a mosquito: "Master Zhan... that... this subordinate just wants to... Use the washbasin over there... to pour water..."

dead silence...

"boom!"

A boom burst that was inaudible to the ear but perceptible to all senses.

From the neck to the tips of the ears, from the toes to the tips of the hands, Zhan Zhao was instantly dyed crimson, like the charm of a spring glow, boundless and magnificent.

Jin Qian was even more embarrassed, almost stuffing his head into the crack of the ground, leaving only his red forehead facing Zhan Zhao.

The two sat silently facing each other from redheads to toes like this. Although it was only a few seconds, it was as long as ten thousand years. When Jin Qian thought that he would definitely end his day with peeing his pants, a very familiar container Putting it in front of my eyes—is it that washbasin? !

Jin Qian suddenly raised his head, but he saw that Zhan Zhao was still sitting upright with a calm expression, but his handsome face full of crimson was too eye-catching.

"The situation is special at this time. Lieutenant Jin... the people of Jianghu... don't care about trivial matters..."

When the red cat said this line, his clear voice trembled, his slender fingers trembled, and there was one word for it: at a loss.Jin Qian believed that if it hadn't been caught by the dragon rope, the cat would have run away from the door long ago.

"Yes, yes, yes, informal...haha..."

When Jin Qian took the washbasin, his face was twitching, and his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were trembling.

"It's just...Brother Bai..." Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang, who was sleeping like a dead pig, his blushing face revealed a bit of depression.

"My subordinates have used twice as much sleeping powder, so it shouldn't be a problem..." Jin Qian glanced at Zhan Zhao, who was supposed to be sleeping soundly, a little unsure.

Zhan Zhao, however, was relentless. After hitting Bai Yutang's sleeping point hard, he tore off half of the quilt, covering the upper half of Bai Yutang's face - from eyes to ears, and carefully After checking it again, I felt a little relieved.

Afterwards, he shook out four sleeve arrows from his cuffs and picked up two sheets, and used his internal force to fly out the sleeve arrows and nail them on both sides of the beam, and stretched the two sheets apart, immediately creating a small gap for Jin Qian. hidden space.

After everything was done, Zhan Zhao turned around, turned around, pointed the back of his red neck in the direction of Jin Qian, and said softly, "Cough...please."

What please? !It's not tea!

But now that the bladder pressure is imminent, Jin Qian doesn't have the spirit to complain. He looked up at Zhan Zhao's back, and gritted his teeth: "Master Zhan, Mr. Zhan, voice, voice..."

Zhan Zhao's back trembled, the roots of his ears turned red again, and he silently raised his hands to cover his ears.

Jin Qian shook his arms, unbuttoned his pants with trembling fingers, squatted down, and then... closed his eyes, gritted his teeth...

"Wow wow wow..."

The sound of gurgling water in the silent room was so clear it was terrifying.

What went down along with it was the integrity of a certain modern person who was smashed all over the place...

The so-called general dies in a hundred battles, and a strong man returns in ten years!

The so-called self-smiling to the sky, to keep the Kunlun!

so-called—

the river is long and tempestuous, it was like a hero,

Right and wrong, success or failure, turn your head empty,

Aoyama is still there, How Many Suns……

Ah ah ah! !

Our life is ruined! ! !After this, how can I still have a face and a living person! !

Someone who successfully pulls off a near-impossible task puts on his pants and almost screams on the spot.

"Jin Qian, are you alright?"

Zhan Zhao's inquiring voice awakened Jin Qian.

"Okay..." Jin Qian drooped his head, hunched over, his whole body was red, he looked like a boiled shrimp.

Zhan Zhao calmed down secretly, turned around and pulled off the quilt, saw Jin Qian's blushing expression of trying to hide the washbasin behind him, and blinked: "The washbasin... If Zhan can help you..."

"Don't!" Jin Qian shouted suddenly, firmly blocking the washbasin behind him, shaking his head like a rattle, "Subordinates, subordinates, figure out their own way!"

That scene just now has exhausted all our courage and effort since we were born, if we need this washbasin...and...

We would rather eat this washbasin!

Jin Qian glared at Zhan Zhao with a sad and angry expression on his face, with an uncompromising look in his narrow eyes.

"Cough!" Zhan Zhao lowered his eyes slightly, coughed lightly, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "Push it further, and the pot will hit Brother Bai..."

Ow!I almost forgot that there was a white mouse behind me!

Jin Qian's heart almost collapsed, he quickly stopped his movements, his narrow eyes widened, and he guarded the washbasin with a posture of loyally protecting the Lord.

The corners of Zhan Zhao's mouth rose a little more, and with a flick of his wrist, a burst of force shot straight to the washbasin behind Jin Qian.

With a "bang", the washbasin was blown out, crashed through the window, and flew outside the house.

Jin Qian burst into tears in his heart.

Is there any mistake, it is so simple to solve, how embarrassing we are that we have even thought of a recipe to convert a certain liquid into mineral water!

The point is, let's talk about Mr. Zhan, is it really appropriate to waste your internal energy that you have just recovered?

"There is still time before dawn, Jin Qian, you can rest for a while." Zhan Zhao, who had finally faded a third of his blush, glanced at Jin Qian and suggested.

Jin Qian was physically and mentally exhausted at this time, upon hearing this, he couldn't help but nodded and fell down.

Zhan Zhao sat cross-legged beside Jin Qian, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

"Master Zhan, aren't you sleeping yet?"

"Zhan has a little luck for a while."

"Oh……"

A moment of silence.

"That...Master Zhan..."

"What's the matter?"

"It's...subordinate...um...just now...in short, this...that..."

"Don't worry, Zhan will keep his mouth shut."

"Thank you Master Zhan! Master Zhan treats his subordinates like reborn parents. His kindness and virtue can only be repaid by himself... Cough, the gratitude of that subordinate to Master Zhan is like a torrential river flowing endlessly! "

"Don't talk too much, take a rest."

"Subordinates obey..."

After solving the three urgent problems, it was finally easy. Mr. Jin lay on the floor, let out a long breath, sleepiness gradually hit his heart, and between half-dream and half-awake, there was always a strange feeling lingering in his heart——

It seems that I forgot something important, what is it?

"Snoring..."

The night was as cool as water, with a clean and handsome face, the young man in blue slowly opened his eyes, looking at the thin figure sleeping in front of him, with a smile on his lips, full of spring.

-

Morning light and wind, autumn mist.

The morning of the first village in the world started with the roar of a certain white mouse.

"What's going on here? Who wrapped Wu Ye's head like this?!"

The annoyed Bai Yutang burst out his peach blossom eyes, staring at the two people who were tied together with him, holding half of a piece of quilt that had just been torn from his head in his hand, and roared angrily.

"Hey, this..." Jin Qian moved his narrow eyes to Zhan Zhao.

Tsk, let's just say that I seem to have forgotten something, the feeling is that I forgot the fact that the mouse's head was wrapped...

Zhan Zhao didn't change his face, his body was as straight as a pine, and he said calmly: "Of course it was Brother Bai himself."

"What?!" Bai Yutang stared.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Colonel Jin." Zhan Zhao threw the question to Jin Qian seriously.

"What?" Jin Qian narrowed his eyes wide.

Zhan Zhao glanced at it indifferently.

Jin Qian only felt his scalp go numb, nodded quickly and said: "That's right, that's right!"

Bai Yutang narrowed his eyes slightly, bared his teeth and said, "Aren't you two deceiving Fifth Master?"

"It's nothing!" Jin Qian laughed dryly, "We have no enmity with Fifth Master, why do we want to wrap around Fifth Master's head? Isn't it because Mr. Zhan's snoring is too loud at night..."

"Cough!" Zhan Zhao coughed coldly.

"Uh... Well, because our snoring was too loud, it woke up Fifth Master in the middle of the night, so Fifth Master wrapped the sheets around his ears in a fit of anger..." Jin Qian made up and made up nonsense.

"Little Jinzi, your snoring is indeed quite loud..." Bai Yutang nodded in agreement, then suddenly came back to his senses, and asked, "No, why do I have no impression of Fifth Master..."

"This..." Jin Qian scratched his head, and continued to make up nonsense, "Maybe Fifth Master, you were poisoned before, and you were too tired, so you fell asleep..."

Bai Yutang still stared at Jin Qian suspiciously.

"The truth is exactly as Captain Jin said." Zhan Zhao said calmly with an upright face.

Bai Yutang stared at the two of them for a while, and it could be seen that Zhan Zhao's face was calm, and Jin Qian's face was affirmative. Although he didn't believe it in his heart, he had no choice but to find no evidence. After a stalemate for a long time, he finally threw the quilt aside for some very urgent reason, and said: "Forget it, fifth master, I don't have the time to talk about this now, let's go!"

"Go?" Jin Qian was taken aback.

"Where are you going?" Zhan Zhao was taken aback.

Bai Yutang rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, of course we're going to the latrine!"

There was a second of dead silence.

"Boom!" A wave of heat rushed from the soles of Jin Qian's feet to the top of his head, immediately dyeing Jin Qian into a red dumpling.

"Swish, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh?"

Bai Yutang was dumbfounded immediately, looking at the two with strange expressions with round peach eyes, for some reason, his face burned uncontrollably, and he said uncomfortably, "No, it's just going to a latrine, Why are you two so awkward?!"

"This, this, isn't it right..." Jin Qian wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and said.

Hey, we don't want to review last night's nightmare again!

"Indeed!" Zhan Zhao also threw out a sentence forcefully.

"Huh?" Bai Yutang looked puzzled, looked at Zhan Zhao, then at Jin Qian, and slowly narrowed his eyes, "Mao'er, Xiao Jinzi, do you have something to hide from me?"

"Hahahaha, how can it be, fifth master, you are thinking too much!" Jin Qian burst into a high-pitched laugh, which was so ridiculous that he was very guilty.

"En?" Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows high, and his suspicion became heavier.

Zhan Zhao secretly condensed his breath, suppressed the blush on his face, glanced at the nervous Jin Qian, and then at Bai Yutang who vowed to find out his ugly stature, his Adam's apple twitched, and suddenly sighed softly: "That's okay. , Such deception is not a long-term solution, Captain Jin, if you don't tell Brother Bai the truth, I think Brother Bai is a hero of his generation, with a big heart, I will not blame you for concealing it."

For a moment time stands still.

crackle!

A sharp bolt of lightning struck Jin Qian's head, instantly knocking Jin Qian stupid.

Jin Qian's hands and feet were numb, his lips and tongue were numb, and he watched in a daze that Nan Xia Zhan Zhao, who claimed to be calm in his affairs, actually revealed the secrets related to his life and death to a certain white mouse with such a calm face: "Brother Bai, have you ever thought that Captain Jin is too thin?"

Bai Yutang was startled: "What?"

Zhan Zhao frowned slightly: "Brother Bai, did you ever feel that Captain Jin's muscles and bones were too soft compared to other men?"

Bai Yutang's eyelids twitched, and he looked at Jin Qian with a thoughtful expression.

Zhan Zhao's face tightened: "Brother Bai, didn't you have any doubts?"

"Cough!" Bai Yutang seemed to suddenly think of something, and suddenly looked away from Jin Qian, turned his face uncomfortably, and scratched his face: "Fifth Lord, I am a man of seven feet, standing upright, how can I doubt my brother... "

Zhan Zhao squinted his eyes slightly, a trace of cold air radiated from his whole body, he paused, and then continued: "The reason for this is really unexplainable to outsiders, but now the three of us are tied together, and Zhan It was also because of helplessness that I told Brother Bai this shocking secret."

Bai Yutang's expression couldn't help but move when he heard the words, two bright eyes shot at Jin Qian, and surprise gradually flooded his handsome face: "Mao'er, don't you mean to say..."

"I hope Brother Bai will keep the secret and never let it out!" Zhan Zhao clasped his fist at Bai Yutang with a solemn expression.

Bai Yutang's expression gradually sank, and he frowned: "Bai knows."

Zhan Zhao nodded slightly, took a breath, and then said solemnly: "Lieutenant Jin actually—"

"Master Zhan!" Jin Qian came back to his senses in horror, grabbed Zhan Zhao's arm, his thin eyes flashed chaotically, sweat covered his face, "This, this matter, let's discuss it in the long term..."

Zhan Zhao looked at Jin Qian, his expression slightly relaxed. Just when Jin Qian thought that Zhan Zhao was about to change his decision, Zhan Zhao unexpectedly said the second half of the sentence that was just interrupted without warning: "Captain Jin is actually—— Suffering from a hidden disease!"

"Ahhh, it's over, we are doomed this time!!" Jin Qian suddenly hugged his head, closed his eyes and howled wildly.

This time, something is wrong!

This cat actually revealed our identities on its own. Is there any feeling of class brothers? Our identities with hidden diseases are exposed. Isn't that...

Ok?

Jin Qian's howling paused.

Suffering from a hidden disease?The cat just said that it was—suffering from a hidden disease? !

Instead of saying that we are women disguised as men...

and so……

The cat is helping us - lying? !

Jin Qian raised his head in a daze and looked at Zhan Zhao.

But seeing that Zhan Zhao's complexion was slightly gloomy, and the corners of Mei Feng's eyes showed a faint look of pain, if it wasn't for Jin Qian knowing that his body was healthy, he would probably think that he had some incurable disease at this time!

"Suffering from a hidden illness?" Bai Yutang's eyes widened.

Zhan Zhao nodded solemnly.

Bai Yutang was stunned, and his peach blossom eyes involuntarily turned to Jin Qian's lower body.

Jin Qian was stunned.

Hey, why is Maobai Mouse paying attention to such a wretched position?

Tsk!If I remember correctly, most of the so-called hidden diseases in ancient times alluded to a certain part of the lower body...

Jin Qian's face twitched, and he pinched his legs reflexively.

"Cough!" Zhan Zhao coughed.

Bai Yutang blushed, turned his head and murmured: "So that's the case, no wonder I always think that you, Xiao Jin, are a little weird sometimes..." Speaking of this, he frowned again, "No, Xiao Jin, you are a teacher. Immortal doctor, with superb medical skills, even if he is suffering from a hidden disease..."

"Uh, this..." Jin Qian's scalp was sweating, and he winked at Zhan Zhao frequently.

Hey, let's talk about cats, why did you suddenly appear out of nowhere and make such a fortune?

Zhan Zhao's answer was - the sharp cold air swept across Jin Qian's brain.

"That's right, that's right! We brought this hidden disease from our mother's womb, and even our great master couldn't do anything about it..." Jin Qian immediately lied perfectly.

"It turned out to be so!" Bai Yutang looked at Jin Qian with a little more sympathy, smashed his mouth, and comforted him dryly, "Little Jinzi, don't worry, this hidden disease... um... there must be something. There is a way!"

Jin Qian laughed dryly.

"Lieutenant Jin has a hidden illness. If he sees other people...he may have a grudge in his heart...so..." Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang, with a pure and correct expression of a great leader who thinks about his subordinates, "so it's inconvenient to work with others like this." Toilet, I hope Brother Bai will not take offense."

Forehead!It turns out that after going around for a long time, the end point is here!

Only then did Jin Qian suddenly realize, and couldn't help but glance at Zhan Zhao.

But seeing Zhan Zhao's majestic and upright face, and the eight gold-plated characters behind him shining brightly and blinding his eyes, it was written: "I am pure and innocent, and I will never lie."

Tsk tsk, look at Mr. Maoer, how he can lie and deceive people with high-end, generous and righteous words, which makes people have to believe it, it is really sturdy!

No wonder!

God, earth!Why does an upright and upright cat suddenly become a strange species of lying and unblinking, this, this, this...

I must have learned badly from this glib white mouse!

Jin Qian glared at Bai Yutang bitterly.

Bai Yutang was stunned by Jin Qian's sad and angry stare, cleared his throat uncomfortably, and said, "But now, the three of us are tied together, inseparable, inseparable—what should we do?"

"This is easy." Zhan Zhao smiled lightly, and glanced at Jin Qian.

"Huh?" Jin Qian raised his eyes, before he recovered, he felt the back of his neck stiffen, and a strong sleepiness hit him, and his eyes went dark instantly.

A second before closing his eyes, Bai Yutang clicked his tongue and said in praise: "Sleeping point? Cat, I never thought that your dull head would have a light..."

What aura?This is clearly plagiarizing our idea from last night!

This was Jin Qian's only thought before losing consciousness.

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When Jinqian woke up again, he found himself sitting at the round table in the luxurious box of the dining hall, with the world's first luxury breakfast set in front of him, a cat on the right, a mouse on the left, and two excited-looking animals in front of him. gossip species.

"Hey, fifth brother, why did you stun Captain Jin when you came out in the morning, and you took turns carrying Captain Jin to the latrine with Mr. Zhan?" Han Zhang's small eyes were like radar on the three of them. Sweeping around, gossiping.

"Yes, yes, is it because of the bundle of dragon ropes? Or is there something special about it?" Ding Zhaohui rubbed his chin with curiosity.

It turns out that we were held on the shoulders of a cat and a mouse to participate in the important matter of going to the latrine...

Grass ah ah ah ah! !What kind of image is this!

Jin Qian's head was covered with black lines, and he wished he could put his head in the rice bowl.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's expressions changed, and they suddenly moved at the same time. One left hand and the other right grabbed two steamed buns and stuffed them into the air between Han Zhang and Ding Zhaohui. Their movements were uniform and synchronized, as if they had been rehearsed several times in advance.

These two steamed buns choked Han Zhang and Ding Zhaohui so much that they couldn't catch their breath.

Immediately afterwards, the cat and the mouse looked at Granny Jiangning at the same time, saying in unison:

"Mother (mother-in-law), can you think of a way to untie the dragon rope?

Granny Jiang Ning choked on porridge with lowered eyes, looked up at the three of them, cleared her throat, "Think about it as a mother..."

As soon as these words came out, Zhan and Bai's faces turned black, and Jin Qian felt a sense of sadness in his heart.

"I don't think it's a problem. With the tacit understanding between the fifth brother and Mr. Zhan, fighting the enemy together will be seamless and invincible!" Han Zhang swallowed the steamed buns with gloating faces.

"More than that, plus Captain Jin, I think the three of you can definitely be called a tacit understanding, a perfect match..." Ding Zhaohui added oil and vinegar while chewing steamed buns.

Four cold lights shot out from the eyes of a cat and a mouse at the same time, and Jin Qian's two menacing gazes of "Do you dare to offend the doctor? Don't want to mess around anymore?!" finally sealed the two guys' poor mouth.

Looking at the rest of the people, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so they all shook their shoulders and lowered their heads to drink the porridge. For a while, the sound of porridge sucking in the dining hall was very lively.

It wasn't until Yan Chasan made an inquiry that he changed the topic to the business.

"After a night of breathing adjustment, I wonder how your internal strength is recovering?" Yan Chasan looked around and asked seriously.

When everyone heard the words, their complexions immediately changed, and they reported their progress to the imperial envoy.

Pei Tianlan, Jiang Ning's mother-in-law, Jiang Ping recovered less than [-]% of his internal energy, Lu Fang, Han Zhang, and Xu Qing all recovered [-]%, Zhan Zhao, Ai Hu, Ding Zhaohui, and Ding Zhaolan only recovered [-]%, and Bai Yutang was in better condition, recovering [-]%. The person who recovered best was Pei Muwen, [-]% of the time.

After the report was over, the atmosphere in the room immediately became tense.

Yan Chasan pondered for a moment, then looked at Jin Qian: "Lieutenant Jin, do you have other methods to help everyone recover their internal strength?"

Jin Qian grabbed his hair and thought for a while, then shook his head: "My lord, Namu used the poison in a cunning way, and my subordinates don't know the toxicity of the poison at present. If you use it rashly to restore your internal strength, it may leave the root of the disease and cause future troubles." endless."

Yan Chasan couldn't help frowning when he heard the words, and turned his gaze to Jiang Ping: "Fourth Master Jiang, according to what you see, under such circumstances, do we have a chance of winning today's fight?"

Jiang Ping stroked his two mustaches with his thumb, and said slowly: "Based on what the Qilin Sect did yesterday, the black demon fox mostly won by cheating..."

Speaking of this, Jiang Ping's eyes flashed suddenly, he glanced at Zhen Changting, and continued, "It's a pity that this kind of trick can never be repeated. Today we are prepared, and we have taken a three-point advantage. It's just because of the poisoning incident last night, plus..."

Jiang Ping looked at Zhan, Bai, and Jin with regret again, and sighed, "Jiang concluded that there may only be a [-]% chance of winning in today's battle."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone couldn't help but secretly sighed.

Only a few people who had participated in the human essence meeting remained unmoved.

Jin Qian secretly made a new comment on the words of the water mouse:

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