Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

When you read this passage, congratulations, you have lighted up the new skill point of "crawling out of the ten thousand year pit alive", are you very excited?Bahahahahaha...

Then, at the end of the day, let Momo tell you the past and present life of this ten-thousand-year pit.

The birth of "Kaifeng Mansion" actually originated from a set of D-version discs...

That's right, you guessed it right, it's the Taiwan version of the oldest and most classic "Bao Qingtian" disc in D version...

Speaking of that one day at the end of 2006, the weather was clear and white clouds were floating. When Momo, who was not called Momo at that time, was wandering around the disc market, he found the destined pile among a pile of red flowers and willows... um, yes A large set of "Bao Qingtian" CDs.

Mo Mo's thoughts at the time were——

Bao Qingtian!

Zhan Zhao!

God! (Ah, no, the term male god was not popular at that time, so it should be, handsome guy!)

Therefore, under the sad economic conditions of no job and no income, Mo Mo cherished the lofty ideal of eliminating evil, promoting good and promoting justice, and bought a whole set of "Bao Qingtian" with the only remaining lucky money.

Everyone must have guessed what happened next.

More than 200 episodes of Bao Qingtian are enough to turn a normal young girl into a fan of Zhan Zhao.

After reading Bao Qingtian's Momo, I still couldn't get enough of it, so I went to revisit the 94 edition of "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness". As a result, I was successfully turned into a fan of Bai Yutang...

Moreover, Momo at that time was actually a senior rotten girl (covering her face, so as to reveal her age...)

Then, I began to search for cat and mouse articles, Bao Qingtian colleagues, and all related comments, videos, etc...

However, a tragedy happened. After all the stored food was eaten, Mo Mo entered a tragic situation where there was no food to eat.

Then, under all kinds of helplessness, Mo Mo started the small theater mode in his mind:

Kaifeng Mansion is full of honest guys, what would happen if a greedy and lustful guy mixed in?

The gang in Kaifeng Mansion must be devastated!Ha ha ha ha!

If this money-grubbing and lustful guy is a woman disguised as a man, and then Zhan Zhao fell in love with this guy, but thought he was a broken sleeve...

Bahahahaha, it's so funny, I want to write it!

So, on a dark and windy night, Mo Mo opened the WORD document with a wretched smile on his face, and wrote the first chapter.

However, it is boring to write it out and no one will read it.

So, in the same dark and windy night, Momo casually searched for a website named JJ, which was the hottest at that time, and happily posted it.

Miraculously, the next day, Momo was pleasantly surprised to find that someone clicked on it, and someone left a comment, saying that it was well written.

Yo, not bad!

So Momo, who was so excited all over his body, continued to write the second chapter.

"Kaifeng Mansion" started the never-changing cheating journey in this "three noes" state where no one set up, no outline, no manuscript, and only a brain hole...

This "pit" is eight years.

Eight years, what does that mean?

It means an overall victory in the Anti-Japanese War;

It means that a small brain hole has grown into a huge pit of thousands of people;

It means that online novels have grown from humble beginnings to the current IP craze;

It means that a young girl has gone through the process of working, dating, getting married, having a baby and running around the ground;

Eight years means the end of youth and the beginning of another life.

During the eight years, to be honest, Momo thought of giving up.

Coding is actually a very lonely hobby. It’s like embarking on a long journey alone. There may be people cheering and cheering, but when you really sit in front of the computer and code, you are the only one. ...

When the enthusiasm when writing the article is exhausted, when halfway through writing, I feel that I am exhausted, and when halfway through writing, I encounter an insurmountable bottleneck of code words... I really want to escape...

So, Mo Mo ran away very unkindly.

That's right, that was the time when Xiaojin in the Chenzhou case was going to fold a thousand origami cranes for Zhan Zhao to become Bing Ji...

Momo has been broken for eight months...

In the past eight months, Mo Mo has gone through job hunting, new hires, all kinds of busyness, maybe occasionally think about it in spare time, it seems that there is still a hole to fill...

So what, it doesn't matter, baa ha ha ha ha...

However, eight months later, Mo Mo clicked out of curiosity and commented——

Then stunned.

The article has been suspended for eight months, and there are still people who are persistently writing reviews and reminders!

And the comment time is actually the same day!

What kind of spirit is this?

This is a persevering spirit!

After being shocked for a long time, Mo Mo finally decided to open the document that had been buried for eight months, continued to sit in front of the computer, and started the hard-working journey of coding...

This time, Mo Mo never thought of giving up, not even once!

Even if you are married, even if you are pregnant, even if you have a baby and confinement...

Mo Mo also always remembers that he still has a big hole to fill, and tens of thousands of pit friends waiting to be fed...

Momo has always believed that as long as one person reads, Momo can continue to write.

Therefore, the end of "Kaifeng Mansion" should be thanks to you most. Without your support, without your persistence, without your comments, maybe Kaifeng will become like so many Internet articles. A "big pit" that will never end.

Here, Momo is especially grateful to all the pit friends who support Kaifeng Mansion.

Thanks to all the friends who have established QQ groups for Momo. Although Momo never goes there, many, many people have met through these groups and become good friends. Momo feels that this is more meaningful than Momo going to the group. (Actually, Mo Mo forgot the password of the Q that joined the group, so he rushed to the street...)

Thanks to the owner of Ouyang Moxin Bar, although Mo Mo is still too lazy to go, but when he saw the post bar on the first day, Mo Mo was extremely excited;

Thanks to the cats in Guiwang Pavilion, all the CV adults, and the later adults, although the radio drama was indeed cheated by Mo Mo's misfortune, but being able to hear the voice of Xiao Jin, Xiao Zhan, and Xiao Bai is still a great motivation for Mo Mo's code words ;

Thanks to the friends of Jin Qianba, it was your persistent hooking up that successfully pulled Momo out, let Momo know that the original Two-dimensional friends can really extend to the three-dimensional, and let Momo know that it turns out that Bijizi What makes the author even sadder is to become a pet rabbit with code words...

Thanks to Huahua, editor of physical publishing, for realizing Momo's dream of publishing physical books;

Thank you for contacting Mr. Jiang Hanzhong, who published in Vietnam, you have successfully pushed this huge pit out of China and into the world, and you are moved to tears;

Finally, I would like to thank all the pit friends who persisted in squatting, sitting, lying, sleeping, and rooted at the bottom of the pit!Really, thank you!Thanks!

(Wiping tears, blowing nose——

Alright, now, let Mo Mo talk about the three protagonists of Kaifeng Mansion!

Female No. [-]: Jin Qian

This greedy, lustful, lazy and slippery person who often makes people forget her gender... Well, well, she is the heroine!

To be honest, Mo Mo thinks that the name Jinqian is the pinnacle of Mo Mo's naming!It summarizes Xiaojin's life pursuit and her life taste...

Although sometimes confused, sometimes lazy, sometimes cheating, and sometimes so nervous that it makes people gnash their teeth, Xiao Jin is really a kind and good boy...

Yes, kindness!Xiao Jin is a heroine with a kind heart like gold! (dirt...

Seeing Xiaojin is like seeing ordinary us. Our daily dream is nothing more than to eat and wait for death in peace. In order to protect ourselves, we use various disguises to arm ourselves layer by layer, but in our hearts, we always maintain that ——The most common but the most precious—kindness.

This is Xiaojin, and also ourselves—the ordinary protagonist.

Male number one: Zhan Zhao

To Zhan Zhao, Mo Mo only had three words to describe him.

God!God! !God! ! !

Okay, finished talking, the next one (being kicked away...

Hahaha, crawling back, to Zhan Zhao, too many praises, too many poems, too much saliva and nosebleeds... Well, Mo Mo won't go into details (I'm not too lazy to write, don't start!)

But if Mo Mo were to say it, Zhan Zhao made Mo Mo heartbroken the most——

It is "persistence".

Born in the rivers and lakes, joined the government, and was caught between the two. There are slanderers and insulters, but because of the blood in his heart, because of the dream of protecting the blue sky and the people in his heart, no matter where he is No matter when and where, no matter how difficult it is, I will never forget it.Even when he learned of the death of his sweetheart and best friend, he still insisted on his responsibility to protect Qingtian——

Persistence, these are probably the most difficult two words in the world, and this is also probably what Zhan Zhao admires the most.

An upright and good young man who forbears and perseveres, this is Zhan Zhao, the best in the world—Zhan Zhao.

Male No. [-] + Female No. [-]: Bai Yutang

How would Mo Mo describe Comrade Little Mouse who has been receiving double wages?

Probably the most... most obsessed character written by Mo Mo...

The initial setting was the male number two, and the so-called male number two naturally wanted to be infatuated with the female number one, and then compete with the male number one for the female number one to fight earth-shatteringly...

In the end, the little white mouse did often fight with Zhan Zhao, but the reasons were various, except that it wasn't to snatch the number one female, Comrade Jin Qian...

Then, as it was written, this guy actually jumped out of the setting, went to flirt with Zhan Zhao, and then flirted with shockingly...

The most dumbfounding thing is that while being ambiguous with Zhan Zhao, this guy still has a deep affection for Jin Qian...but he is so sad that he can't tell his own feelings...

What the hell is this funny and distressing feeling!fall!

Just when he thought that this guy might turn into a weird character who snatches a boy and hugs a girl and will start a bloodbath, this most arrogant, domineering and violent little white mouse finally chose to let go...

In the process of Momo’s coding, there is often an illusion that the characters in the pen actually live in another parallel time and space. They just use Momo’s hands to tell everyone their emotions, their choices, and their letting go... …

The moment Bai Yutang chose to let go, Mo Mo knew that this was the choice of that parallel time and space, Bai Wuye, the most chic and heartbreaking choice...

Bai Wuye, who is the pinnacle of beauty in Kaifeng Mansion, is the most romantic and gentle white mouse in the world.

(What? I want to know who Bai Wuye really likes? Or who does he like more? This... Mo Mo really doesn't know, Noodle Tears...)

As for the rest of the characters...

Comrades, Momo will die if you write it out, kelp tears...

So, here we go!

Well, it's finally the end.

In order to repay the strong support of all the pit friends, jump off the building to sell and vomit blood to promote a "One-day Tour of Kaifeng Prefecture" tourism project!

you!That's right!It's you!We are the lucky ones chosen!

Take the time machine now and go to the Northern Song Dynasty to visit the celebrity tour!

[Special plan - one-day tour of Kaifeng Prefecture]

Open your eyes, and you will see the gold plaque of "Kaifeng Mansion".

The narrow-eyed Jin Qian was waving a small red flag in his hand, looking at him with bright eyes.

"Welcome, welcome! Welcome to the special one-day tour of Kaifeng Prefecture. We are today's tour guide Jinqian. You can ask us any questions. You can find us for any project you want to participate in. If you want to tip us, we are so virtuous Of course, the noble and virtuous tour guide will not lose your face, and will definitely accept it!"

【...I want to visit Kaifeng Mansion.No tip! 】

"Okay! No problem!" Jin Qian laughed, waving the little red flag to signal for himself to follow, "Tips and other small things are harmless!"

As the slender figure walked into the Kaifeng mansion, the majestic and simple atmosphere rushed over.

Four men in school captain's mansion came up ahead, and they clasped their fists at Jin Qian.

"Come on, let me introduce you. The one with the square face is Dynasty, the one with the long face is Ma Han, the one with the black face and beard is Zhang Long, and the one with the white face and beardless is Zhao Hu." Jin Qian came up Taking a step forward, Xiao Hongqi waved his hand to himself.

[Wang Chao Ma Han, Zhang Long Zhao Hu, hello! 】

Chao Chao clasped his fists, Ma Han nodded, and Zhang Long patted Jin Qian on the shoulder: "Captain Jin, are you here for another day trip?"

"Yes, don't scare them!" Jin Qian gritted his teeth.

[Captain Jin?Shouldn't you be promoted to...]

"Yeah, it hasn't been long since I was promoted as a sixth-rank lieutenant." Jin Qian looked smug.

【So it's this time...】

"Lieutenant Jin, we still have official business, let's go first!" Zhao Hu smiled at himself, waved his hand and said goodbye, and the other three also left one after another.

"Okay! Let's go to the next stop!" Jin Qian waved the small red flag and walked ahead with his head held high.

"Did you see that? Over there is the Yinbin Courtyard of Kaifeng Mansion. Those who have been wronged and complained, and those who have to ask for debts all live there. The accommodation conditions are almost as good as three-star hotels!"

"Opposite is the dining hall of Kaifeng Mansion. The food is good. There is enough cabbage and green vegetables, and you can add rice and porridge as you like!"

[Where is the meat? 】

"Well, meat...you can still eat it on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year."

【... Is this good food? 】

"Food and lodging are all included, you can't ask too much!" Jin Qian turned his eyebrows and shouted back.

【…】

"It's here! This is the most famous scenic spot in Kaifeng Mansion! The lobby of Kaifeng Mansion!" The little red flag in Jin Qian's hand was waving happily, "This place is amazing! Here it is! How about it, are you interested in taking a photo with the dragon-headed tiger-headed dog? It only costs 50 yuan!"

【……Not interested in. 】

"Hey, why don't you think about it? Any shape is fine! You can even stick your head under the guillotine. That's the treatment only the royal relatives can enjoy!"

[The new tourism law resists illegal charging items! 】

"Tsk! Okay, okay..." Jin Qian's narrow eyes drooped, and he waved the little red flag listlessly, "Let's go, the next attraction."

Through the ear door on the right side of the lobby, two courtyards appear in front of you.

"This is the back garden of Kaifeng Mansion! There are precious herbs planted by Mr. Gongsun! One piece is only 150 yuan, pure natural and pollution-free, it is absolutely genuine! How about ten first?" Jin Qian said excitedly, staring at himself with narrow eyes.

[Where is the other side? 】

Jin Qian's thick eyebrows turned into eight-character eyebrows: "That's the Confucius Institute... You really don't want to buy it? Go back and make tea and wine for relatives and friends. You will know that there is rice as soon as you make a move! We can fight nine Discount! [-]% discount! [-]% discount!"

[Go to the Confucius Institute! 】

"Tsk tsk!" The slender body bent into a little hunchback, and waved the little red flag, "Okay, come with us."

"Did you see? Over there is Master Bao's bedroom, next to it is the study room, flower hall, and next to it is Mr. Gongsun's bedroom! This is the dormitory of the Four King Kong..." The thin eyes suddenly lit up, and they ran to a wing room In front of the door, there is an imposing gesture, "This room! This room! This is the single dormitory of Nan Xia Zhanzhao, the fourth-rank imperial guard with a knife! It only costs one hundred yuan to enter the room and take a photo, and it only costs two yuan to take a photo while lying on the bed. One hundred yuan! How about it? Do you want to take a picture?!"

【Master Zhan lie on the bed together? 】

"Eh!" Jin Qian's feet were unsteady, and he almost sat down on the ground, laughing dryly, "This, this project has not yet been developed..."

【Forget it, I want to meet Lord Bao and Mr. Gongsun. 】

"Okay..." Jin Qian glanced at Zhan Zhao's dormitory regretfully, as if he had made up his mind, he clenched his fists and led him to the window of the study room, then gently opened a window slit and pushed himself hard Waving the little red flag, whispered, "Come here..."

【...Why did you sneak around? 】

Jin Qian pointed at the window and lowered his voice: "This one-day tour project has not yet been approved by Mr. Bao!"

【…】

Looking into the house through the window.

In the study room where the books were piled up, Mr. Bao had a dignified black face, sitting straight behind the book case, looking at the case file in his hand solemnly.

After writing on the side table, Mr. Gongsun's face was as white as powder, and the brush in his hand was like a snake. Suddenly, the tip of the pen paused, and his phoenix eyes raised to look at him.

【! ! 】

"Oh my god, I've been discovered! Get out quickly!" Jin Qian hurriedly closed the window sash, dragged his arm and ran out of the Confucius courtyard.

[Don't Mr. Gongsun know about the one-day tour project? 】

"Ahem, that...Mr. Gongsun naturally knows about it, but..." Jin Qian held his chest and took a few breaths, "We took your order privately. If you let Mr. Gongsun know, we will take it away. [-]% profit!"

【...Xiaojin, let me tell you what's good about you...】

"Hahaha, I just said that Xiao Jinzi is mysterious today, and he must be doing something bad!" Lang Lang laughed from the roof, "How about it, cat, let Fifth Master tell me the truth!"

Two figures, one red and one white, fluttered down from the roof and landed silently.

Jin Qian's entire face collapsed, and he clasped his fists at the two of them with a forced expression: "Lord Zhan, Fifth Master Bai..."

"Little Jinzi, little Jinzi! You really got into money's eyes!"

The handsome young man in white lightly tapped Jin Qian's forehead with the handle of a jade bone fan.

The young man in red beside him raised his hand to block the handle of the fan, frowned slightly and looked at Jin Qian: "Captain Jin, how can we hide this matter and not report it?"

"Hey, this..." Jin Qian scratched his head and laughed dryly, then suddenly turned his eyes, grabbed his arm and pulled himself to the side, "Come on, let me introduce you, this is the imperial fourth-rank guard with a sword exhibition Mr. Zhao Zhan, this is the famous Chinchilla Bai Yutang Bai Wu Ye!"

【Master Zhan, Master Zhan...Bai, Lord Bai...】

Zhan Zhao looked over with dark eyes, smiled lightly, and cupped his fists: "Zhan Zhao is being polite."

"Eh? Why are your eyes red?" Bai Yutang bent down curiously, and his peach blossom eyes came closer.

"Brother Bai, don't be abrupt!" Zhan Zhao dragged Bai Yutang back and said apologetically, "Don't blame your Excellency, Brother Bai has a free and easy personality, if you offend him..."

【No... no...】

"Eh? Why are you crying?" Bai Yutang's peachy eyes widened for a moment, and immediately glared fiercely at the young man in red beside him, "Look! Smelly cat! It's you! You made him cry!"

Zhan Zhao's straight body froze immediately, he looked at this side at a loss, his handsome face glowed slightly red: "Zhan... No, it wasn't on purpose..."

Tears gushed out uncontrollably in an instant, blurring the three figures in front of him.

"Ah, Master Zhan, you killed your subordinate!"

"Zhan XX...Zhan XX..."

"Smelly cat, you got into trouble!"

"Brother Bai, Zhan didn't intend to do this..."

【no……】

Raising his hand to wipe away the liquid around his eyes, he took a deep breath.

[I'm here to thank you all! 】

"Thank you?" The three turned their heads in surprise.

[Yes, thank you. 】

The warm breeze blows through the treetops, and the peach blossom powder petals on the branches fly far away, flying into the air, like a melodious rain of flowers, sweeping across the red, white and gray clothes.

The snow-colored robes fluttered up like fairy feathers, Bai Yutang slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and his peach blossom eyes were full of autumn water: "It still looks good when you smile..."

The red clothes rustled in the wind, the giant sword scabbard squeaked softly, Zhan Zhao's black eyes were as clear as water, and with a slight smile, the spring breeze turned into rain: "Zhan must thank Your Excellency!"

"Ah! Don't waste your time thanking you!" The gray clothes fluttered like a bird, and Jin Qian narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly. "In the future, as long as you want, you can come anytime! We'll give you an eight-five Discount! No, [-]% off!"

【it is good. 】

The pillar of fluorescent light slowly surrounds the whole body, and the figures of the three people in front of them seem to be dyed with the color of stars, and they are beautiful and picturesque.

[It's time, I should go. 】

"Don't cry, it's not beautiful if your eyes are swollen." The youth in snow clothes smiled suavely.

【it is good. 】

"Take care." The guard in red smiled like a spring breeze.

【……Take care of yourself. 】

"Come to play often in the future." The small-eyed captain waved the little red flag vigorously, "Goodbye!"

【goodbye……】

The golden light suddenly appeared, and the images of the three people in front of them gradually faded, turning into a sky full of stars, flowing into the Milky Way.

Goodbye... Bai Wuye...

Goodbye...Master Zhan...

Goodbye... Xiaojin...

goodbye……

Kaifeng Mansion...

goodbye……

This time it's really THEEND.