Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

"Unexpectedly, a third-rate TV series at eight o'clock is actually somewhat testable."

Jin Qian stood in front of a dilapidated house and muttered to himself.

Ever since he learned of the specific background of the era he lived in, Jin Qian made up his mind to visit Kaifeng Mansion.Thanks to the TV series, a derivative product of TV, Jinqian finally knew that the current capital is Bianliang, Tokyo, and there were no major mistakes in the subsequent process of asking for directions.

But I also learned that this "Caizhou" in Bianliang is at least half a month away.This news is undoubtedly worse for Jin Qian.Based on the only 48 copper coins I have at present, even if I eat Yangchun noodles every day, I am afraid it can only last for about ten days.If you add the possibility of accidentally getting lost, encountering bandits and other emergencies, Jin Qian speculates that the probability that he can reach Kaifeng Mansion alive may be even lower than the possibility that he can return to modern times.

Considering the real economic situation, Jin Qian naturally dare not stay in high-consumption places such as inns, so he can only follow the customs clearance cheats he got from TV dramas, hoping to find an abandoned house or a "Yi Zhuang" in the outskirts of the city. Flow to shelter.

Unexpectedly, there is no unparalleled road, and when the night is getting dark, Jin Qian really found an empty house-to be honest, at this moment, Jin Qian suddenly felt that the third-rate screenwriter who had hated him before was also somewhat cute.

Entering through the door, the whole house is in a mess.A bronze tripod is placed in the middle of the house, and tattered cloth curtains are hung on the thick pillars around it.A statue sits on the mud platform behind the bronze tripod, covered with dust.

Jin Qian raised his eyes and saw that the statue was more than three meters high. It was wearing a purple gold helmet and a battle suit armor.

No need to ask, such a classic image is of course Zhang Fei's elder brother and Liu Bei's younger brother-Guan Yu, so is Master Guan.

However, looking at the dilapidated appearance of this "Guan Gong Temple", it is estimated that Master Guan was not very popular in the Northern Song Dynasty.

"Master Guan, now I have nowhere to go, so I can only make do with a few nights in your villa. Your old man has a lot, so please don't mind."

Squinting his eyes and clasping his hands together, Jin Qian muttered a few words.Thinking that Master Guan was also a celebrity in ancient times, in order to be able to communicate worry-free, he still brought out his own half-toned classical Chinese, and forced himself to piece together these half-earth and half-foreign prayers.

After finishing the chanting, Jin Qian felt a little relieved in his heart, and immediately picked up some scattered straw from the ground, made a bed, and lay down on his head.

Lying on the ground, Jin Qian looked at the scenery in front of him, and couldn't help but think a lot.

In the past, although I was not considered a "best clothing and jade food" in modern times, I was definitely a "high bed and warm pillow". The modern "Simmons" and "space cotton" can be said to be very different from the current tidal straw. , there is no comparison.But I actually tossed myself to this Song Dynasty, where material life was poor, for a shabby civil servant exam——

Jin Qian let out a long sigh—to use today's fashionable language: this is called "self-inflicted evil can't live".

But fortunately, I haven't gotten to the point of wrath.As soon as I arrived in ancient times, I met two good masters, and taught me the ability to poison people and heal people. I can also feel the magic of Chinese medicine theory and practice that has been in China for 5000 years—it may be less than 5000 years now. In the future, I don't have to worry about being a quack doctor.It's just that now I look like an African Somali refugee, even if I set up a stall to treat people, no one will patronize.It seems that the current priority is to take a shower tomorrow and buy some clothes... No, it's too expensive. It's an extraordinary time, and we need to use extraordinary means. The so-called: keep pace with the times!It is more practical to steal a whole body, why not simply steal a few pieces of cloth, write a signboard, and earn money as a doctor...

Thinking about it like this, Jin Qian, who was bombarded with fatigue all over his body, finally fell asleep.

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I don't know how long I slept, but judging from the biological clock brought by Jin Qian from modern times, it must not exceed an hour, and Jin Qian was awakened by an abnormal noise.

A burst of hurried and chaotic footsteps came from the gate of Guandi Temple, and then several figures rushed in, accompanied by the sound of disordered breathing.

Jin Qian was shocked: Could it be that his unearthly and foreign prayers annoyed Master Guan Gong just now, and arranged a bloody scene for himself so quickly? !

He listened intently for a while, but there was no movement.Only then did Jin Qian bravely poke his head out from his hiding place, and looked around like a rat stealing oil.

Thanks to his historical evil deed of never studying hard, Jin Qian's small eyes don't even have the slightest sign of myopia.Even in ancient times without any electric lighting, Jin Qian could see the current situation clearly with a little moonlight.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, Jin Qian's scalp became numb when he saw the few people who rushed in just now.

Crouching under the mud platform of Master Guan are three figures, one big, two small.In the middle is a woman in a floral cloth dress, with disheveled hair and a panicked expression, her arms are tightly hugging a pair of children beside her.This pair of children, a boy and a girl, were only seven or eight years old, and their bodies were shaking uncontrollably.

The judge may have asked: Isn't it night?It's pitch black, why Jin Qian can see so clearly, maybe she also brought a searchlight.

In fact, the reason is: the three people hid next to Jinqian's bed, only separated by a pile of wooden beams and straw that fell from the roof.The three of them panicked, and the night was dark, so the woman and the child didn't realize that there was another person less than one meter away from them, but Jin Qian could see the three of them clearly.

Seeing the person coming, Jin Qian secretly groaned in his heart.

If a few big Khans rushed in, or a few people from the martial arts world, and started to fight on the spot, Jin Qian would not be afraid even if the killing was dark and the situation changed.Because that just creates an opportunity for yourself to slip away.But now, it was actually three mothers and sons who ran in, that would be very bad.Judging from the clichéd plot of the eight o'clock file, there are only a few possibilities for orphans and widows to be hunted down: First, family disputes and uneven distribution of wealth, so they are hunted down by family members.The people who are chasing and killing are like the husband's second wife, brother-in-law, etc. If this is the case, most of the people who are chasing and killing are not good enough. As long as they keep silent, they may still survive.

Second, the enemies chased and killed, cut grass and roots.If this is the case, it is not so good.Every enemy who pursues and kills him must hire professional experts. He would rather kill one hundred by mistake than let one go. With this little skill of mine, I am afraid that his life will not be long.

Third, encountering robbers on the road, robbing wealth and sex.If so, it's even worse.Wouldn't it be bad luck for the robber to find out that he would do something tricky on a whim. (Mo Xin: Are you worrying too much? With your current appearance, I am afraid that the robber is not so tasteless...)

After calculating a few times in my mind, no matter how I calculate, the possibility of being killed is more than 60.00%.Immediately, Jin Qian decided: "Three-six strategies, escape is the best policy."

Thinking of this, Jin Qian immediately held his breath, put his hands on the ground, and slowly withdrew to the rear.But just two steps back, a person jumped into the door, disrupting the rhythm of the retreat.

"Come out, I won't be polite if you don't come out again!" The man at the door shouted loudly.

Jin Qian suddenly broke out in a cold sweat - it seems that the second and third possibilities are relatively high.This person's voice is like a bell, so he must have profound skills. Although the backlight cannot see his appearance, but this person's body is as burly as a bodybuilder, judging by the distribution of muscles, he must be agile.Most importantly, the gleaming, gleaming steel knife in his hand is simply too sharp!

"mother……"

"Xin'er, don't talk..."

Jin Qian heard a small voice coming from his side, and cried out in his heart that it was not good.

Is this woman an idiot?It is enough for your child to cover his mouth when he speaks, but why do you say one sentence many times in one fell swoop?Isn't this feeling just beating gongs and drums to expose one's position?

Sure enough, before the woman's voice dissipated, a steel knife with a cold light was raised in front of the mother and son.

"Come out!" said the man holding the steel knife.

The woman, holding the child tightly in her arms, came out of hiding tremblingly.

With no one blocking his view, Jin Qian finally saw the killer's face clearly.

He has a square face with blackened face, beard and cheeks, erect eyebrows, and piercing eyes. He is dressed in a coarse cloth gown, slightly dusty.

Hmm... Look at this guy's image, he doesn't look like a criminal...

It seems that nine times out of ten it is the enemy chasing and killing.

"What do you want to do?" the woman asked, her voice trembling slightly.

Jin Qian vomited blood at the side: Please, don't waste your saliva on such an obvious matter, okay!

"Come out and die!" the big man shouted with his steel knife upright.

The woman couldn't help taking a step back and asked, "Strong man, we have no grievances against you, why did you kill us?"

Not looking for revenge?Jin Qian wondered.

The big man raised his eyebrows upside down and stared angrily: "What? You are still not guilty of the crime? You pretended to be an official and framed the son-in-law, isn't that enough?"

Um?Um?Um?Why does this line sound familiar?

After hearing this, the woman sighed faintly, and said angrily, "So it was Chen Shimei who asked you to kill me."

Hearing this sentence, Jin Qian almost fell to the ground unsteadily.Chen, Chen Chen, Chen Shimei? !God, to put it this way--

Jin Qian hastily moved forward.

Could it be that this woman is Pan Jinlian?No, Pan Jinlian seems to be a derogatory term. It should be called Lian... By the way, it's Qin Xianglian.

"Shut up! Is your son-in-law also named?" the big man shouted again.

"My mother calls my father's name, why not?" The boy stepped forward and slapped the big man's legs.

"Why do you want to kill us? My father doesn't want us anymore, why do you want to kill us?" The girl also stepped forward and cried.

The big man saw two children who were less than his waist beating and crying continuously, and the steel knife could not be dropped no matter what.Qin Xianglian couldn't help crying even more, holding a child with one hand, and wanted to take it into her arms, but she didn't have the strength, and several people got into a mess, and the scene was very chaotic.

After a long while, the crying of the mother and son gradually subsided, and the two children let go of the big man's pants.

The big man looked the three of them up and down for a long time, and asked, "You said Chen Shimei is your husband, do you have proof?"

Qin Xianglian burst into tears and sobbed, "Now that this barren village has been opened up, where do you ask me to find evidence for you?"

The big man was furious when he heard this, and shouted loudly: "If you don't have a certificate, it's dirty. You all have to die here today!"

After all, a steel knife flashed coldly, and the knife was raised and lowered, and it was about to cut on Qin Xianglian's body.Qin Xianglian was startled, instinctively stepped back, and the door opened wide without any resistance.

At this critical moment, suddenly a figure leaped out, like a fleeting shadow, he hugged the big man's arm holding the knife, and shouted loudly: "Wait, wait a minute.".

The big man couldn't help being startled, he fixed his eyes and saw that this man's hair was disheveled, he was dressed in coarse cloth and rags, he was only young, but just now he saw that this man was very good at lightness kung fu, he must be a master in the way of mind, so he didn't dare to do it again.

Qin Xianglian on the side was even more surprised, and it was only a blink of an eye, why a little beggar suddenly appeared.

Even if the two adults were like this, the two children felt even more miraculous, thinking that the dirty big brother who fell from the sky was sent by the gods in the sky to save his life.

But Jin Qian, who just drew his sword to help, regretted it too late.

××, you said that I have nothing to do to learn this light work?My own brain has not kept up with the speed of the cerebellum, and it suddenly jumped out. The bad thing is that this "free and unfettered excursion" is the unparalleled lightness skill that has disappeared in the world. With one step, the body is like a flying arrow, and even a moment of calm thinking is not enough. No.

"Little brother is—" the big man asked.At this time, he had already regarded this young man who appeared suddenly as a master of the world, and he did not dare to be too negligent in his tone.

Jin Qian secretly cheered up, and stabilized his voice and said: "This strong man, why are you so anxious, listen to what they say before it's too late to make a move."

When Qin Xianglian heard it, she knew that the savior was coming, she knelt down on the ground with a thud, and cried, "Benefactor, save us!"

The two children were even more aware of current affairs, and immediately burst into tears: "Brother Immortal, save us, this villain is going to kill us... woo woo..."

When Jin Qian heard it, black lines covered his face.

When did I become a hero who saves people? This should be the housekeeping business of those people in Kaifeng Mansion, so why did it fall on me?And the phrase "Brother Immortal"—putting aside his decadent image, which is detrimental to the overall image of the Immortal World, why do these two brats think that they are "brothers"?

"Stop crying, you still haven't explained the whole story clearly." Sensing that the big man seemed to be a bit afraid of him, Jin Qian took advantage of the situation and pulled out his hands, putting his hands behind his back, acting like an outsider.Xindao: Fortunately, I stayed with the two strange masters for a year. I have never seen pork, but I have seen pigs running. It must be a bit of style to put on a show.

Qin Xianglian stopped crying when she heard Jin Qian's words, and told her story one by one.

The big man was surprised while listening, and Jin Qian sighed while listening-the TV series actually has a historical basis.

Qin Xianglian's story is about the same as the modern version, but the details are slightly different.It was probably Chen Shimei who went to Beijing to take the exam, was the number one scholar in high school, and was recruited as a son-in-law.However, Qin Xianglian's hometown suffered from famine, and her parents-in-law starved to death, so she took her twins, carried a memorial tablet, and searched for her husband thousands of miles away.Unexpectedly, in Kaifeng, Chen Shimei refused to recognize Fa's wife and drove her away.Qin Xianglian sued the Kaifeng government office. Yin Nian of Kaifeng government office had a high status in the son-in-law and wanted to reconcile out of court, so he arranged for Qin Xianglian and Chen Shimei to meet alone.Chen Shimei coaxed Qin Xianglian to go to another place to avoid the limelight with clever words, and after the news passed, she reported to Princess Ming to take the mother and son back to the mansion.Unexpectedly, what was waiting was the killer sent by Chen Shimei.

After the cause and effect were finished, Qin Xianglian's lapel was already wet with tears.

"Qin Xianglian, do you have evidence for what you said?" The big man asked suspiciously.But judging by that expression, he already believed him seven or eight percent.

"That's right, is there any evidence?" Jin Qian also asked hastily.Of course, I firmly believed in this old-fashioned story, but I was afraid that if the big man didn't believe it and hacked randomly with a knife, I wouldn't suffer.

"Evidence?" Qin Xianglian hesitated on his face.

Jin Qian gritted his teeth, this man is really stupid.

"Don't you have a memorial tablet for your in-laws?" Jin Qian reminded.

This kind of evidence, of course, I, a modern person, disdain.Thinking of modern times, fake banknotes, fake certificates, and even fake people are flying all over the place. Of course, things like tablets can also be faked.However, people in this era believe in this tune, and I am afraid that people in this era are not aware of making fun of dead people.

"That's right, I'm carrying my parents-in-law's tablet behind me." Qin Xianglian hurriedly untied the burden after being reminded, and took out a wooden tablet from inside.

I saw that the tablet was dark, with several concave characters carved on it with a knife: first test Chen's father and Chen's mother.

The big man was speechless for a while, looked at the memorial tablet, and said after a long time: "So you are really the wife of the son-in-law. Why did the son-in-law order me to hunt you down?"

"For money, for power." Seeing that the big man finally believed, Jin Qian felt relieved, no longer pretending to be the image of a worldly expert, picked a clean surface, and sat down.

"Money, power!" Qin Xianglian murmured these two words, "Engong is right and accurate. That Chen Shimei is greedy for glory and wealth, and she is afraid that we will ruin his status as a son-in-law, so she loses her conscience and kills our mother and son." Silence is really intolerable!"

Jin Qian was stunned, this Qin Xianglian was indeed a historical celebrity, no wonder he was able to overthrow Chen Shimei who was a son-in-law. It seemed that he would never be able to learn such a skill of eloquence.

"Okay, now that the truth has been revealed, this strong man, you'd better let him go!" Jin Qian said following Qin Xianglian's tone.

But the big man suddenly bowed his head and said nothing, his hands tightly gripped the handle of the knife, his knuckles turned white.

Jin Qian suddenly felt bad, jumped up quickly, and ran to the side of Qin Xianglian, thinking that it was not safe, then went around behind the two children and wrapped his arms around the two children.It seemed like he was protecting the two children, but in his heart he had the idea of ​​running away as soon as he made a move.

"Ma'am, I, Han Qi, was greatly favored by the son-in-law, and I have no choice but to follow the order of the son-in-law. I hope Madam will forgive me!" Seemingly having figured it out, the burly man who claimed to be Han Qi raised his sword and walked towards Qin Xianglian's mother and son.His eyes were bloodshot and his face was ashen, which was very frightening.

Qin Xianglian's body trembled, but she didn't back down, she just protected the two children behind her back, and said in a serious voice: "Chen Shimei killed his wife and son, he has no conscience, if you kill us, you will not be afraid of the karma and the natural retribution? "

Jin Qian secretly applauded behind her back—this woman really has what it takes to be the spokesperson of the State Council.

The murderous look in Han Qi's eyes darkened for a moment, but it rose again in an instant.

"Ma'am, Han Qi must obey her orders!"

"If you must kill me, I beg you to let my two children go. They are innocent. Although Chen Shimei is ruthless, I still trouble you to return his parents' tablets." Qin Xianglian's voice gradually sank, Quiet way.

Powerful, not hard, come soft.Qin Xianglian's mourning policy seemed to be effective, and the knife in Han Qi's hand began to tremble slightly.

"Ma'am... I'm sorry Han Qi!"

The steel saber swung up suddenly, and slashed at Qin Xianglian's face. Looking at Qin Xianglian again, she seemed to have run out of words, her eyes closed tightly, and she was about to die.

Jin Qian saw that something was wrong, and was about to use lightness kung fu to escape, but unexpectedly, his sleeves were tightly held by two little ghosts.

"Brother Immortal..." the two little ghosts begged at the same time, with tears in their eyes.

Jin Qian was sweating like beans at this time.How can I escape from being dragged by my hands? After Han Qi finishes chopping Qin Xianglian, it will be my turn?Wouldn't it be embarrassing for us future generations to think of myself as a newcomer who died so inexplicably?

Thinking of this, Jin Qian turned his heart and eyes, and shouted loudly: "Han Qi, if you are loyal to the son-in-law, you should stop immediately!"

This trick really worked, and the steel knife in Han Qi's hand just stopped in mid-air.

"What do you mean little brother?"

Jin Qian straightened his back and took two steps forward: "Do you know the identity of this woman in front of you?"

Anyway, if Qin Xianglian doesn't die, her own life must be safe, in order to save her life... NND, don't worry about him, let's kill his prestige first.Although Jin Qian is not a negotiator, he also knows that at times like this, whoever speaks louder will gain the upper hand, as the saying goes, "Speak out loudly". Therefore, it is not unreasonable to describe Jin Qian's voice at this time as "thunderlike". But—in fact, Jin Qian felt that his throat was about to burst from shouting.

Han Qi frowned: "It's the original wife of the son-in-law."

"Then who are you ordered by?"

"Han Qi was ordered by the son-in-law?"

"Why was it ordered by him?"

"It's because the son-in-law is kind to me."

Jin Qian paused for a moment, with his hands behind his back, his eyes were bright, and he continued: "In this case, you can't kill Qin Xianglian!"

Han Qi was taken aback for a moment, and fixedly looked at the ragged boy in front of him.

Jin Qian was beating a drum in his heart.She understood that the few questions just now were just delaying time, she wanted to ease the tense atmosphere at the scene, and wanted this Han Qi to cool down her murderous spirit, soften her heart, and let everyone go.Why is he not relaxing now, and he still looks like he is asking for advice.

No way, keep going around the corner...

"Who took care of the son-in-law's parents in their hometown?" Jin Qian continued to ask.

"Yes, it's madam." Han Qi didn't answer very neatly.

"Who raised the pair of sons and daughters of the son-in-law?" Continue to make rounds.

"It's... madam." Han Qi slowly lowered her head, as if she was thinking about something.

"There was a famine in the son-in-law's hometown, and Chen's father and mother died. Who will take care of the funeral?" Make persistent efforts.

"It's madam..." Han Qi raised her head again, looking at Qin Xianglian.

Jin Qian didn't look well, thinking that Han Qi had murderous intentions again, he hurried forward, blocked Han Qi's sight, raised his voice a little, and asked: "Who is that who traveled thousands of miles, behind the back of the son-in-law's father and mother?" His tablet arrived in Kaifeng?"

"It's Madam." Han Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, and seeing Jin Qian's expression seemed to be looking at a worldly expert, "Little brother awakened the dreamer with his words. The madam treats the son-in-law like this, but it is the son-in-law's benefactor." How can I kill the benefactor of my son-in-law after receiving the great favor of my son-in-law? Isn't this an act of repaying kindness and revenge, and being disloyal and unrighteous?"

what?

Jin Qian, who was worrying about the next question, couldn't help being stunned when he heard this.This ancient man was too good at brain teasers. Thanks to him, he could figure out such a reasoning?

Look at Han Qi again, her eyes are clear and her expression is serene, there is no trace of murderous intent.

"Let's go." Han Qi said, "I won't kill you."

As soon as Jin Qian listened to the Coke, he didn't bother to thank Han Qi, and hurriedly dragged the two children and Qin Xianglian away.But just after taking two steps, she heard a strange noise behind her, and Qin Xianglian beside her exclaimed, "Han Yishi!"

Jin Qian turned his head and turned pale with shock.I saw that Han Qi inserted a steel knife into her abdomen with her backhand, and the tip of the knife had already protruded from her back, dripping with blood—this, this, this is too exciting!

"Han Qi!" Jin Qian hurried to Han Qi's side, and together with Qin Xianglian supported her limp body.

"Han Yishi, why are you doing this?" Qin Xianglian cried.

Han Qi's complexion was pale, her eyes were dull, she squirmed her lips, and said faintly: "Ma'am, Han Qi can't kill you, and I don't have the face to see my son-in-law, so I can only do this..."

"Don't talk!" Jin Qian said in a low voice, resting his hands on Han Qi's wrists and concentrating on taking the pulse. Although he was calm on the surface, his heart was burning like a fire.

The current situation is very bad. Although I have the true biography of the Immortal Doctor, Han Qi's injury can only be treated with modern surgical methods, but how can there be such conditions in this era...

"You don't have to worry about it, little brother..." Han Qi looked at Jin Qian and smiled, "Thanks to little brother, Han Qi didn't make a big mistake, Han Qi thanked you in advance..."

"Thank you!" Jin Qian felt as if his heart had been run over by a steamroller, and he was extremely uncomfortable, "Don't worry, there is still help, as long as I use it—Han Qi, what are you doing?!?"

Just as Jin Qian was about to take out the silver needle, Han Qi suddenly pulled the steel knife straight away from his body, blood flowed profusely, and countless plasma splashed on the faces of the two people beside him.

"Han Qi!" Jin Qian hurriedly covered the wound with his palm, but it was useless, and the scarlet blood slowly flowed out from between his fingers.

"Ma'am... this steel knife has the imprint of the son-in-law's house...you... take this steel knife and go to the county government to sue...you can still save your life..."

Before she finished speaking, Han Qi's eyes turned white, and she was hopelessly out of breath.

"Han Yishi!" Qin Xianglian held the steel knife in her hand and wept uncontrollably. A pair of children also knelt beside the corpse and wept faintly.

"..." Jin Qian bowed his head and was speechless, he didn't know whether it was blood or tears that slid down his cheeks.

For a while, the wind in Guan Gong Temple was miserable, and there were bursts of weeping.

I don't know how long it took, Jin Qian suddenly realized, wiped his eyes, pulled Qin Xianglian and the two children and ran towards the door.

"Benefactor?" Qin Xianglian asked, not knowing why.

"What are you doing here so stupid?" Jin Qian's heart was beating like a drum, his voice trembling, "Now you are holding a steel knife in your hand, covered in blood, and there is a dead person in the temple, and now there is no fingerprint identification, anyone will Treating you as a murderer, you have offended the son-in-law—"

The voice suddenly stopped, and I saw Jin Qian standing in front of the temple, dumbfounded.

NND, don't be such a coincidence!

Behind Jin Qian and his mother and son, they stopped at the gate of Guandi Temple, and in front of them stood two young men carrying lanterns.

The two men wore black boots, dark red uniforms, and black cloth caps.Jin Qian was very familiar with this outfit, it was worn by the government officials in the costume TV dramas.

"Who is making noise here?" one of the yamen servants asked.

Qin Xianglian stepped forward suddenly, raised the steel knife in her hand, and said: "You two officials came at the right time, I want to file a complaint."

Jin Qian turned his head violently, almost breaking his neck, looking at Qin Xianglian with a serious face beside him, his face twitched a little.

This, this idiot!The brain cells of ancient people were not fully developed!