Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

As a result, Jinqian's half-baked speculation was unfortunate.

On the second day, as soon as Jin Qian and Qin Xianglian entered the lobby, Jin Qian felt a strange unlucky atmosphere enveloped him.

The two of them had just bent down, before their knees stabilized, when the magistrate slapped the gavel and shouted loudly: "Qin Xianglian, are you guilty?!"

Qin Xianglian raised her head, and asked with a blank face: "Dare to ask my lord, what is the crime of the common woman? The common woman is the plaintiff!"

"Shut up!" The magistrate yelled loudly, and the gavel sounded loudly. When the third class of government servants heard it, they knew that it was time to raise their voices, and immediately shouted "Mighty—" in unison, the voice was louder than that of the choir. The uniformity must be the result of years of well-trained training.

When Jin Qian heard this, the hairs all over his body stood on end, and his heart trembled:

One sentence will bring a "lower power", I am afraid that today's future is dark.

Looking at Qin Xianglian again, she still straightened her back and looked awe-inspiring.

After the authority was over, the magistrate said seriously: "Bold Qin Xianglian, you cheated on Han Qi, then murdered your adulterer, and dared to call yourself the plaintiff, you are really savage, come on, hit her fifty slaps first! "

At the sound of the order, four servants came out from both sides of the hall, holding killing power sticks, the first two clamped Qin Xianglian's upper body, and the last two were placed on Qin Xianglian's thighs, with a fierce momentum.

Qin Xianglian was clamped to the upper body, unable to move, she could only shout: "My lord, the woman is wronged! The woman has never killed anyone!"

The magistrate in the hall was not willing to listen, he threw down a bright red token and ordered: "Hit me!"

As soon as the executive officer heard that the strict order had been issued, he didn't dare to be negligent in his hands, and with all his strength, he threw it at Qin Xianglian's ass.

Suddenly there was a muffled sound, Qin Xianglian wailed again and again, and the lobby of a government office was somewhat gloomy.

The killing power stick was thicker than a leg bone, but after a few sticks, Qin Xianglian's buttocks would faintly bleed; after thirty sticks, blood splashed, it was horrible; adding more torture, Qin Xianglian had no cry, and both of them With his eyes closed, he passed out.

But Xu Tianlin, the magistrate of Caizhou, treated it like nothing, seeing that Qin Xianglian couldn't bear it and lost consciousness, but the corners of his mouth were raised, and his lips were smiling, as if what was splashed was not the flesh and blood of the people, but snowflakes and silver.

Over there, Prefect Xu was delighted to see it, but here Jin Qian was terrified and sweating profusely.

Bah, bah, bah, this crow's mouth, good and bad, just said yesterday that the magistrate is not a good official, today the magistrate gave us a section of "telling with facts", which is more demanding than focus interviews. .

Look at the stick in the hand of the yamen servant, my dear, even if the ancient trees are rich in resources, there is no need to waste it like this, let us leave some woods for our descendants to fill the ozone hole-this stick that knocks people, use a wicker to make sense If not, why bother to be so serious?

This Jinqian had a lot of thoughts in his heart, and his face was not idle.Every time the killing stick fell on Qin Xianglian's body, Jin Qian's face twitched, and when the fifty big sticks were beaten, Jin Qian's facial features were all shrunk into a ball, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a Tianjin famous product—— The dog ignored the buns.

"My lord, the prisoner has passed out." The yamen servant who had finished the severe punishment, picked Qin Xianglian's head casually, and clasped his hands back.

"Wake up with water." The magistrate half-closed his eyes and waved his hand.

A basin of cold water was poured over her head, and Qin Xianglian rolled her eyes, gradually waking up.

"Qin Xianglian, are you recruiting or not?" the magistrate asked softly, leaning his upper body halfway.

After a while, Qin Xianglian regained some sanity, moved her lips, and murmured: "The woman was wronged..."

When Xu Zhifu heard it, he immediately got angry from his heart, slapped the gavel, and shouted loudly: "Come on, put on the stick!"

When Jin Qian heard this, he immediately trembled.

Could it be that the "clamp stick" with a long history has also appeared on the stage?

I saw two yamen servants brought something, and looked carefully, it was a row of bamboo tubes connected with strings, there was a gap in the middle of each bamboo tube, but the original emerald green bamboo tubes were stained with something, and they turned black. color.

A yamen servant inserted Qin Xianglian's index finger between the bamboo tubes. Two yamen servants stood on both sides, each holding a piece of rope, and exerting force outward.

"Ah!!—" A scream almost pierced everyone's eardrums.

I saw a few streams of plasma dripping down the bamboo tube to the ground.

When Jin Qian saw it, he almost screamed at the same time.

This, this, this is too broken!

"The woman was wronged..." Qin Xianglian was in agony, but she never let go.

Jin Qian was very admiring: Qin Xianglian was born hundreds of years earlier. If she was born in the revolutionary period, I am afraid that a sister Jiang would be born again.

The magistrate stared, and said sharply: "Keep pulling!"

The two yamen servants pulling the wires even started to lean back.

"Injustice..." Qin Xianglian didn't come up in one breath, and passed out again.

"My lord—" Seeing this, the master at the side winked at the magistrate.

Master Xu caught sight of it, nodded, and said with a slap on the gavel, "The prisoner has pleaded guilty, let her be charged."

When the master heard the words, he immediately got up and put the confession in front of the unconscious Qin Xianglian, held Qin Xianglian's right hand with his hand, and stroked the confession twice casually, and the process of making the pledge was complete.

Jin Qian was speechless at the same time: Today we have really learned a lot. This is how the words "beating and beating into tricks" were originally explained.

Master Xu looked at the confession in his hand, seemed very satisfied, nodded with a smile on his face, handed the confession to the master, raised the gavel again and said, "Wang Er Mazi, do you want to recruit?"

When Jin Qian heard this, he couldn't help but feel terrified. When he saw the string of bamboo tubes was still dripping blood, he immediately shrank into a ball, and then raised his eyes to see the inevitable virtue of the magistrate. Jin Qian felt uncomfortable. Swallowing his saliva, he said: "Go back to the adults, the villains have recruited!"

Xu Zhifu obviously didn't expect this person to answer so readily, he couldn't help being taken aback for a while, after thinking about it, he didn't feel relieved, and continued to ask: "Did you recruit?"

"Yes!" Jin Qian immediately put on a flattering smile, which was learned from the characters of traitors and lackeys in TV dramas. Although it was not profound, it was probably [-]% like it, and everyone in the hall couldn't help but feel their scalps go numb.

"What are you going to recruit?" The prefect asked after a pause.

"Then Qin Xianglian and Han Qi committed adultery first, and later Han Qi wanted to break up with Qin Xianglian because of Qin Xianglian's two children. Qin Xianglian held a grudge for a while, so she planned to murder Han Qi in Guandi Temple. The Elder Lord, the villain will tell the truth, and I hope the Elder Qingtian will see clearly."

After the confession, not only the yamen servants in the hall were surprised, but the magistrate was stared at, even the dog-headed teacher who helped try to frame Qin Xianglian with admiration, thought: This little beggar is clever, and the lie he made up is even better than the strategy he worked hard all night It needs to be a bit more complete, even considering the cause and effect of the murder.

How did these people know that when Jin Qian saw that the general situation was not going well, he felt anxious, so he blurted out the modern gossip plot and blurted it out. If she was asked to say it again, there might be a hundred or ten versions.

Hearing this, the magistrate was very satisfied and motioned for Jin Qian to take charge.

A confession was placed in front of Jin Qian, seeing his nonsense just written neatly on the paper, Jin Qian couldn't help but feel stunned, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the whole row of killing sticks—tsk tsk, really It's too sensual.

So with a wave of the pen, the four big characters "Wang Er Mazi" suddenly appeared on the paper.

Hmph, we are a modern person, of course we should be the first to set an example for this kind of behavior of "a good man does not suffer from immediate losses"!

-

"Mother, mother, mother..."

"Mother... woo... Mother..."

In the prison of the Caizhou government office, a pair of young children were crying, mixed with a voice of dissatisfaction and complaints.

"Is there any mistake, two little ancestors, if you continue to cry like this, how do you ask me to diagnose the pulse?"

In a prison cell, a pair of children were lying on top of a woman, crying incessantly.The woman was unconscious, her face was pale, her hair was disheveled, she was dressed in floral cloth, her upper body was completely wet, and her lower body was faintly bleeding, her hands were bare, her joints were bruised and red, she must have been tortured by a stick.

In all prisons, it is not surprising that people who are tortured and comatose are not uncommon.Strangely, beside the woman, there was a thin young man in dirty clothes, who was diagnosing the woman's pulse. His technique was exquisite, and he looked like a miracle doctor. It was Jin Qian who had been transformed by a doctor.

"Wuuu...Brother Immortal, how is mother?" the boy beside the woman asked, the dust on his face was washed with white marks by tears.

"Brother Immortal, is mother alright?" the girl on the other side also asked.

Jin Qian touched Qin Xianglian's wrist with his fingertips, and after a while, he let go of his fingers and said, "It's just a skin injury. I passed out from the pain for a while, and I will wake up when the pain stops."

After finishing speaking, he took out a cloth bag from his underwear and unfolded it. There were hundreds of silver needles inside, which were exactly the "one hundred and eight silver needles" that he took out from the pawn shop earlier.Pulled out two sticks and stabbed several acupuncture points. After a while, the comatose Qin Xianglian's complexion gradually eased, as if she was waking up.

"Okay, it's okay." Jin Qian took back the silver needle and said to the two children, "I'll wake up in a while, so don't cry."

The pair of children were obedient, nodded, stopped crying immediately, and quietly stood aside.

Sitting next to him, Jin Qian couldn't help feeling emotional.Although these two brats are already in prison, they haven't eaten or drank all day and night, and they don't cry or make trouble. It seems that Qin Xianglian's tutor does have a good way, and he must ask for a lesson another day.

But Jin Qian didn't know that the reason why this boy and girl are so well-behaved, apart from being precocious and sensible since childhood, he was also responsible.The two children had already decided in their hearts that no matter what, they should listen to the words of this fairy brother who can fly into the sky and save people.Therefore, Jin Qian's words are more effective to this pair of children than the imperial decree.

"Hey, it's time to eat!" A jailer came over and put down four bowls of rice.

When Jin Qian saw it, he became suspicious immediately.

That pig-headed magistrate, since he and Qin Xianglian had already been sentenced to exile, why was he so kind at this time, and even sent food and vegetables, I am afraid it was a weasel giving a New Year greeting to the chicken - no good intentions!

Thinking of this, Jin Qian hastily stopped the two little ghosts who were about to come forward to fetch food, carefully picked up a rice bowl, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it.

Colorless and odorless...

Another silver needle was pulled out and inserted into the rice.

no discoloration...

Jin Qian crossed his arms, frowned and stared at the rice in front of him for a while, when he suddenly heard a strange sound above his head.Looking up, I can't help but feel happy.

There is nothing else in this cell, except rats.

Jin Qian stood up, stepped on the bluestone wall tiles, jumped onto the roof beam, reached out and grabbed a little squirrel down.

Feed a few grains of rice into the mouse's mouth, and after a while, the little squirrel stared and died.

Looking intently, Jin Qian saw that the color of the little mouse's corpse had not changed, the mouth was full of fragrance, as if he had died from sleep, Jin Qian felt frightened and angry.

This is clearly the secret poison of the palace——The concubine laughed.

According to legend, this kind of poison was secretly handed down by the court, and it was specially used for the concubine buried by the emperor when the emperor died.This poison is colorless and odorless, and it cannot be detected with a silver needle. The body of the person who died of poisoning is not stiff, and the appearance does not change. There is a fragrance in the mouth, but it is like sleeping. The secret formula that I came up with.It was widely rumored that Yang Yuhuan died of this poison at that time, hence the elegant name.

Jin Qian frowned, thinking carefully in his heart, for a while, he found it funny again:

This "Concubine's Laughter" is a highly poisonous secret prepared by the palace, but it appears in a government prison at this time, and is used to poison a half-dead woman, two children who have no self-protection ability, and myself, who is penniless... The pauper is really a bit overqualified.

It seems that this Chen Shimei was driven into a hurry, and she even resorted to such indecent methods as poisoning—but, the current situation...the prospects are worrying...

Squatting on the ground, Jin Qian rested his chin in one hand, calmly brought four bowls of rice into the cell, handed them to a pair of children behind him, and whispered: "Bury these bowls of rice under the straw in the corner, be careful, this can not eat."

The two children regarded themselves as the "immortal destiny" of the "immortal brother", so they naturally obeyed, dumped the food in the bowl at the foot of the wall, buried it densely with straw, and put the empty bowl back next to the prison door.

After a while, a jailer came over, saw the empty bowl, and immediately looked into the cell. Seeing that Jin Qian and the others looked the same, he couldn't help being a little surprised, but he didn't make any noise. He just counted all the empty bowls in front of the door Take it back, and leave with a puzzled look on his face.

Seeing the unbelievable expression of the jailer, Jin Qian couldn't stop laughing in his heart, knowing that he had escaped a catastrophe.But when he looked back and saw the other three people in the prison, a burst of worry came to his heart again.

This time it is considered a big fate, Chen Shimei's tricks just hit her housekeeping skills, but I don't know what tricks will be played next time, our body can only escape for our lives, I don't know how many rounds we can last ...

Thinking about countermeasures so dullly, he gradually fell asleep, and before he knew it, it was dawn in the blink of an eye.

-

"Get up, get up for me, get up!"

In a daze, Jin Qian only heard a sound of iron chains scraping, the cell door opened, and his body was forcibly pulled up and pushed forward.

Forcing himself to regain his sanity, Jin Qian took a look and saw that there were six guards with swords beside him, with fierce faces, escorting himself, Qin Xianglian, mother and son on the road.

Although Qin Xianglian was awake, but due to excessive blood loss, her complexion was pale and her eyes were slack. She subconsciously protected her son and daughter and staggered forward.

The situation of Jin Qian and the two little ghosts is not much better.Up to now, it has been two days and two nights without a drop of water, and I am already dizzy.Although Jin Qian had not been tortured, his feet were chained by long chains, making it difficult to walk. Even if he wanted to perform lightness kung fu, he had no conditions.

Looking at the six guards in charge of escorting, I don’t know if they have a grudge against me or what, they don’t walk on the flat road, but pick the small path, could it be that the poison will not kill us, and they want to throw us to death with the stones on the road?And it is still climbing higher and higher, and it is about to climb to the top of the mountain...

mountaintop? !

Suddenly realizing this word, Jin Qian suddenly felt his head suddenly clear, and his whole body felt cold, his legs and feet seemed to be poured with cement, and he almost fell to his knees.

Mountain, mountain top?Isn't this the chief scene of killing people in third-rate TV dramas! ?

Jin Qian suddenly felt the strength pulling him disappear, and he was unsteady, and fell forward to support his body. Jin Qian hurriedly turned around and saw Qin Xianglian, mother and son, falling to the ground just like himself.

And the six escort officers around him surrounded Jin Qianyu, Qin Xianglian's mother and son, showing their ferocity, all raising their knives, in the posture of preparing to kill someone.

"You, what are you going to do?" Qin Xianglian asked tremblingly, holding her children with both hands.

If it weren't for the extremely dangerous situation at this time, Jin Qian really wanted to knock on Qin Xianglian to study it.This Qin Xianglian hasn't made any progress at all. A group of people surround you, wielding big knives, not beheading you, but killing pigs to prepare for the New Year?

But those six people didn't do anything, only to see one of the officials who seemed to be the leader stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Qin Xianglian, Wang Ermazi, we are following orders. The so-called resentment has the head and the debt has the owner. After you die, when you arrive Palace of the King of Hell, don't tell the wrong person!"

After all, with a wink, the six people stepped forward in unison, raised their knives and slashed.

For a moment, Jin Qian only felt a cold light flickering in front of his eyes, and his mind was full of thoughts, and instantly came together to say: "Help!!"

In fact, Jin Qian also knew that he was doomed at this time. It was just a conditioned reflex, and he shouted casually, but he thought in his heart that he was in the underworld, and the first person to settle the score was the postdoctoral fellow who sent himself to the wrong time.

Unexpectedly, the shout really worked, a blue shadow flashed, and the swords in the hands of the six guards fell to the ground at the same time, crisp and loud.

Jin Qian only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then he fixed his eyes, and at some point there was another person in front of him.

This person is wearing a blue gown, a pair of cotton black boots, a blue bamboo hat on his head, and an ancient sword with a long pendant in his hand, with tassels falling in the wind.At this time, his back was facing Jin Qian and the others, and he was facing the six guards. Naturally, he couldn't get a glimpse of his face, but his figure was tall and straight, and there was a faint chivalry in him.

"As an official, why did you commit suicide privately?" the visitor asked.The clear voice is really nice.

"You, who are you? I advise you to mind your own business!" the leading guard trembled.

Looking at the current situation, Jin Qian was overjoyed: Look, this new character is probably a helper, and it seems that there is hope for him.

Thinking of this, Jin Qian hastily stepped forward and knelt down, came down to the blue-shirted man's feet a few times, and cried out, "Hero, help!!"

A pair of children behind him, of course, looked forward to Jin Qian's horse, and immediately shouted: "Heroes, help!" Qin Xianglian was unable to shout, so she could only kneel on the ground and kowtow.

The man in blue turned his side slightly, and when he saw the scene behind him, he raised the sword in his hand and pointed it straight at the six guards.Although the sword was not out of its sheath, it revealed a murderous aura faintly, with an astonishing momentum.

"Go away now?!"

As soon as the order was given, the six guards immediately pissed off and ran away, with waves of loess swirling behind them.

Seeing that the guard had left, the man in blue put down his ancient sword, took off his bamboo hat, turned around and stood up.

Only now did Jin Qian see the face of the visitor, his eyes were dull and his speech was fluent. (Note: It is saliva.)

The sword eyebrows flew into the temples obliquely, the nasal bone was straight and straight, a pair of thin lips were cut like a knife, and a pair of star eyes under the sword eyebrows were as black as a secluded spring and a deep pool, as wide as the deep night sky, and the waves inside were shimmering, even better than the summer night galaxy.

A body of dust can't hide his elegance like jade, and no fancy clothes can hide his awe-inspiring righteousness.

Jin Qian searched his brains and felt that there was only one word for this person:

Dragon and Phoenix among people.

Translated into vernacular, namely: super handsome guy!

Swallowing the oversecreted saliva enzymes, Jin Qian tried his best and managed to make a sound: "Thank you..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she heard a muffled sound behind her, and when she looked back, it was Qin Xianglian who couldn't bear the stimulation of such beauty and fainted.