Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

As the saying goes: wine is like character.

At this time, Jin Qian felt that these words were the top-notch truths among the truths.

Glancing at a well-known Nanxia who was lying on the couch, Jin Qian couldn't help but feel admiration.

In terms of common sense, any drunk guy is either "upside down and upside down, like a wave" or "lower and higher, wobbly and unwilling to fall", but like this one who doesn't make noise, bark, or fight. Phew, don't play drunk, even lying on the bed is a cat-sama with a straight and straight figure, it's really--too boring...

Smeared the anti-alcohol powder on the tip of Zhan Zhao's nose, and pulled Mao'er's rosy cheeks twice, Jin Qian sighed, and glanced at the other two Jiang Hu in the room who were bickering and almost cross-eyed. Famous knight.

"Yizhimei, you don't want to toast and refuse to eat or drink fine wine!"

The one who was full of confidence and clamored arrogantly was a certain comrade Chinchilla who had been famous for a long time in the world, but at this time his eyes were red, his cheeks were puffed up, and his romantic and chic image was gone.

"I have already made it clear that I did not steal Shangfang's sword."

The one with a lazy tone at the end of the sentence is Comrade No. [-] Thief in Jianghu. Even if he tried his best to excuse himself, he still had a leisurely look like a turtle turning into a spirit.

"Who else is it if it's not you? The white-pink plum blossoms on the beam are ironclad evidence!" Bai Yutang continued puffing his cheeks.

"The plum blossom is someone else's imitation painting." "Yizhimei" twisted her neck, dismissing it.

"This is just your excuse!" Bai Yutang jumped up.

"If you want to commit a crime, there is no excuse!" "Yizhimei" yawned.

Bai Yutang glared at "Yizhimei" who had been leaning softly on the seat, and began to attack personally, "A soft-legged shrimp with no bones has no guts to act!"

"Yizhimei" phoenix glanced at Bai Yutang's swollen and handsome face, not to be outdone, and started to fight back: "A coquettish sissy has the ability to spout blood!"

"you!"

The Peach Blossom Eye instantly burst, and Bai Yutang jumped up, rushing forward to pinch "Yizhimei" by the neck.

"Yizhimei" swayed, and changed his position in the blink of an eye, still in the same posture with his cheeks propped up, which made Bai Yutang lose his mind.

Bai Yutang was unwilling to give up, so he picked up the teapot beside him and flew out.

"Yizhimei" shifted shape with one move, turned around, and the teapot smashed against the wall and shattered.

"Let's see how long you can hide?!" Bai Yutang stared at him, and with a wave of his hands, he threw out another six tea bowls.

I have to say that Chinchilla Bai Yutang does have two brushes. Although the posture of throwing tea bowls is similar to that of a shrew cursing the street, the skill of throwing tea bowls is absolutely unambiguous. I saw those tea bowls swishing with murderous aura. Flying towards "Yizhimei", the angle is tricky, the head is covered, and it is a hidden weapon.

"Yizhimei" didn't dare to be careless, she slid down from the collapsed position, half-lying and half-sliding on the ground, and then dodged again.

"Bang Dang Dang Dang"

The tea bowl was smashed to pieces, and the crisp sound was scattered with the smashed porcelain pieces, and some pieces flew towards Jin Qian, who was squatting peacefully by the side of the bed, with a thunderous force.

Since Jin Qian was taught by Zhan Zhao, his skills are not comparable to those before. When he saw a hidden weapon attacking, he immediately activated the defense mechanism, took local materials, lifted the thin quilt on Zhan Zhao's body, and shook it , stopping the debris with the demeanor of a Spanish bullfighter.

A few strands of cotton wool floated out.

Look at that Bai Yutang and "Yizhimei" are already inextricably fighting at the same place.

The white shadow is as bright as lightning, and the moves are fierce, the black clothes are as dark as ghosts, and every step is hidden and seductive. The place where the two of them spun past was like a typhoon passing by. Cloth strips were flying around, and anything that could fly or throw was thrown out.

The two of them fought lively over there, and Jin Qian was not idle here either. Holding the thin quilt with both hands, he walked every step of the way, shaking left and right, he was so busy that he was sweating profusely and couldn't take care of himself.Poor that thin quilt, how can it deserve such treatment, the surface layer has already been cut to pieces by the "hidden weapons" flying around, the cotton wool is scattered, and the quilt is full of golden money.

"Yizhimei" has excellent lightness skills, but after all, it doesn't take Bai Yutang to have superb internal skills, as time goes by, he will gradually feel powerless and slightly defeated.Bai Yutang would not let go of this good opportunity, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he pressed on step by step. "Yizhimei" was pressed so hard that he was about to be captured. When he was anxious, he happened to see Jin Qian who was fanning the quilt. , immediately turned around and rushed towards Jinqian.

Jin Qian only felt a gust of wind by his side, and when he turned his head, he saw "Yizhimei" rushing towards him, his face turned pale with fright, and with a shake of his hand, the tattered quilt in his hand flew over.

"Yizhimei" was closely pursued by Bai Yutang. He wanted to capture Jin Qian as a threat, but Jinqian suddenly covered the quilt over. His nasal cavity itched, and he let out an earth-shattering sneeze.

After running for a long time, she was already short of true energy, this sneeze suddenly made "Yizhimei" lose her breath, and the true energy in her dantian immediately dissipated completely, "Yizhimei" felt her feet go limp, and fell forward to the ground, passing by Also overwhelmed a human pad.

Bai Yutang followed closely behind "Yizhimei", and suddenly saw the person in front of him pounce forward, he was startled, thinking that "Yizhimei" had made some strange move, he couldn't help but froze, unexpectedly, the quilt happened to fall on the ground. Under Bai Yutang's feet, the cotton wool was scattered, making the soles of the feet slippery, and when "Yizhimei" jumped forward, it happened to kick Bai Yutang's leg again. Bai Yutang felt his foot slip, but he couldn't stabilize himself shape, and fell to the ground with a plop.

"'Yizhimei', you didn't keep your promise and left Linfeng Building quickly, what are you doing upstairs?! Are you going to demolish the whole restaurant?!"

Suddenly, there was a loud shout outside the door, and the door was kicked open.

The three people in the room were stunned for a moment and froze at the same time.

I saw a group of people holding all kinds of tools standing outside the door angrily, it was the shopkeeper of Linfenglou and his assistants.

But when this group of people saw the current situation in the house, they were stunned.

In a messy house, pure white cotton wool flutters gracefully in the air like snowflakes, reflecting the bright and clear moonlight. On the body of the black-clothed man, and under the black-clothed man's body is a thin young man with charming eyes and a pale complexion...

In good conscience - this picture is very beautiful...

Say it from the bottom of your heart - this picture is a bit ambiguous...

Let’s be honest—it’s really hard not to think about this scene in a wrong way…

So the originally fierce and angry group saw this situation, their faces turned from black to white, and from white to red, and even a few thin-skinned people turned their heads in embarrassment.

"Hit, interrupt...I'm rude, I'm rude..."

After a long while, the shopkeeper of Rouqiu blushed and uttered a few words, then hurriedly turned around and led a group of staff out of the door, and closed the door very considerately.

silence……

still silent...

Bai Yutang's handsome face began to twitch.

Iljimae's phoenix eyes, which had been half-closed, began to deform.

The capillaries all over Jin Qian's face began to twist.

"What are you doing?!"

A cold question from the bed sent chills down the spines of the three of them at the same time.

The three of them had a rare tacit understanding and turned their heads slowly at the same time, only to see Zhan Zhao sitting straight on the bed, his bottomless eyes seemed to be condensed in two small blizzards, whizzing out cold currents, his handsome face was hard and cold, thin His lips were pursed tightly, and his whole body was shrouded in the storm.

"Cat, cat, don't make mistakes..."

"Baji", kicked Bai Yutang's forehead with one foot, and a white image flew out like a kite with a broken thread.

"Ahem, that's next..."

"Baji", another foot kicked "Yizhimei" on the left face, and the number one thief in the world also floated gracefully to the side.

"Master Zhan Zhan Zhan Zhan, everyone...Subordinates, subordinates..."

Seeing the end of the two, one black and one white, Jin Qian felt that the clouds were covering the sky, and he even wrinkled his tongue together in horror.

Hei Shuo rolled his eyes on Jin Qian's body, his sword eyebrows tightened slightly, Zhan Zhao leaned forward, grabbed Jin Qian with his slender fingers, straightened the messy skirt of Jin Qian's body, turned his head coldly Glancing at the stunned white mouse with a blue forehead and the first thief with a terrified face and a half-black face, he snorted coldly, carried Jin Qian to the inside of the bed, wrapped his arms around him, and fell silent as soon as he lay down.

Jin Qian froze in Zhan Zhao's arms, feeling that the cells all over his body were gradually necrotic, and his handsome face, which was close at hand, was slightly flushed, his breathing was even, and there was a slight aroma of wine...

A white shadow clutched his forehead and swayed to the front of the couch. After staring at it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Smelly cat, Grandpa Bai has written down this account!"

Not far away, a black figure covered half of his face, squinted his eyes and half-sat half-lyed on the bed, muttering: "It is said that Nan Xia is gentle and refined... Sigh... the rumors in the world are really bullshit!"

Jin Qian twisted his body, only to feel that Zhan Zhao's arms were like golden hoops, and it was very difficult for him to even move, and he couldn't help crying in his heart: Let's retract the preface, this cat's wine...is really not good. ah……

-

The birds are singing, the morning breeze is warm, the dawn is warm, and the flowers are flying into the nose.

Zhan Zhao slowly opened his eyes, and felt as if his whole body had been run over by a stone mill, every inch of flesh was aching, and the headache was even worse, as if it was about to burst.

Wei Wei recalled all the things he had experienced last night, and could only vaguely remember that he saw "a plum", and when he relaxed, he was hit by alcohol, and fell unconscious...

Thinking of this, Zhan Zhao couldn't help being startled, he hurriedly got up and looked around for the figure of "Yizhimei".

But Zhan Zhao fixed his eyes and took a look inside the room, he couldn't help being taken aback.

I saw that the house was in a mess, with pieces of wood, pieces of porcelain, strips of cloth scattered all over the floor, and... cotton wool scattered all over the floor? !

And the one black and one white figure sitting opposite each other seemed to be pasting the wrong door god, glaring at him with frowning eyebrows.

The one on the left, dressed in white like snow, has peach blossom eyes covered with bloodshot eyes, but on the forehead that is as smooth as silk and satin, there is a very sudden black and blue, as if the blood flow is not smooth due to being hit by a heavy object.

"Bai...brother?" Zhan Zhao was a little uncertain.

The man in white snorted coldly: "Master Zhan, you have woken up!"

Zhan Zhao's eyes widened: "Brother Bai, your forehead..."

"Hmph!" Bai Yutang's face was ashen, he turned his head and said nothing.

Surprised, Zhan Zhao turned his gaze to another person.

Dressed in black, with a lazy posture, a strand of silver swaying casually with the morning breeze, one phoenix eye half-closed, the other phoenix eye... It's really hard to see, only a dark and blue imprint can barely be seen. On the left half of "Yizhimei"'s face—I don't know if it's Zhan Zhao's illusion, the mark, no matter how you look at it, it looks like...a shoe print?

"...Yizhimei?" Zhan Zhao's eyes widened again.

"Yizhimei" half of the white and half black face began to twitch, and it took a long time to say a word: "It's right here!"

Zhan Zhao looked at the two of them, his eyebrows gradually frowned: "Could it be that a gangster with strong martial arts sneaked up last night?!" As soon as he said a few words, Zhan Zhao's expression changed suddenly, and he looked around, "Where is Captain Jin? ?!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the two people opposite, one black and one white, turned their heads and snorted coldly at the same time, ignoring them.

Zhan Zhao's heart suddenly turned cold: "Could it be that Captain Jin was murdered by the villains..."

"Master Zhan..." A faint call came from behind, and Zhan Zhao froze instantly.

Slowly looking back, I saw a thin figure lying upright beside him, with black eye circles, and his breath was like gossip, as if he was about to die.

"Lieutenant Jin?! Why do you look like this?!" Zhan Zhao exclaimed, but when he saw Jin Qian's position again, his pale face turned slightly red, and he frowned angrily, "You Why are you lying beside Zhan?! Jin Qian, what did you do?!"

Jin Qian wanted to cry at this time but had no tears.He was carried onto the bed by the drunken Zhan Zhao involuntarily, and was bound by Zhan Zhao's pair of iron arms all night without moving. In the face of beauty, he dared not eat, escaped but could not escape. Facing the double test of physiology and psychology, this What a "miserable" word for the night.

It was so easy to wait for the drunk cat to wake up, but seeing the furious look on the face of the cat who was molested by him, it is likely that he has completely forgotten what happened last night...

Tsk tsk, I really can't wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River...

Jin Qian had nothing to answer, but Bai Yutang over there had something to say.

"Did Mr. Zhan forget that last night, Mr. Zhan was drunk and messed up, dragged Xiao Jinzi onto the bed, touched and hugged him with his hands up and down, really... oh..."

After finishing speaking, Bai Yutang covered his bluish-black forehead, and cast a gloomy glance at Zhan Zhao, with a heartbroken expression on his face.

Zhan Zhao suddenly froze in place like a stone statue.

"Yizhimei" touched half of his black and blue face, sighed, and began to add fuel and vinegar: "I and Brother Bai couldn't stand it anymore, so we drew our swords to help, and desperately wanted to save this young man surnamed Jin, and fought with Master Zhan for three hundred rounds, straight to the bottom It must be that the situation has changed, the world is howling, and all the valuables in the lower house have been smashed, but it is a pity that the skills are not as good as others, and in the end, he was injured and unable to fight again, so he can only let this young man surnamed Jin go to the tiger's mouth... Alas, I really have a hard conscience install……"

The stone statue Zhan Zhao began to weather, and pieces fell into the wind.

Jin Qian was almost vomited to death by the nonsense of these two people, and he didn't care about his blood-stiffened, stone-stiff body that hadn't moved all night, so he got up with great effort, and shouted: "Master Zhan, Mr. Zhan, Don't listen to those two talking nonsense..."

Zhan Zhao seemed to have never heard a word, and the phenomenon of weathering tended to become white-hot.

Jin Qian only felt cold sweat all over his body, and in a hurry, he yelled out: "Lord Zhan, don't worry, my subordinates guarantee their lives, Master Zhan is still innocent!"

This sound, roaring like a righteous speech, resounded through the sky.

Deathly silence.

Suddenly, a burst of laughter rushed out of the mouths of the black and the white, shaking the beams of the roof.

"Hahaha...look at that cat's appearance...I really thought...hahaha...hahaha..." Bai Yutang hugged his stomach, laughed until his eyes burst into tears, and he almost rolled on the floor.

"Hahaha... Innocent body...cough cough...haha... I have been walking in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I have never heard such a funny thing...haha..." "Yizhimei" lay on the chair, swaying left and right , almost slippery on the ground.

Zhan Zhao's slack eyes gradually began to gather together, and his pale face gradually turned black and green.

Jin Qian's forehead hit the head of the bed with a "boom", and he didn't even have the strength to roll his eyes.

These two guys! !

The two people over there, one black and one white, were still laughing wildly, but gradually, the laughter became weaker and weaker, and finally finally disappeared slowly, and the room was eerily silent, without a sound .

Jin Qian's heart skipped a beat, and he raised his head suddenly.

I saw Bai Yutang's expression as if he saw a ghost, half of his eyebrows went straight to his forehead; "Yizhimei" had an even weirder expression, with wide-eyed phoenix eyes, flushed face, and a bit of intoxication.

An ominous premonition hit my heart.

Jin Qian's eyeballs rolled, and he could just see half of Zhan Zhao's profile.

Seeing this, he was shocked in one place, his expression was exactly the same as that of Bai Yutang.

Under the faint sunlight in the morning, Zhan Zhao showed a kind smile on his refined and handsome face...

That's right, kindness!

In the words of Comrade Lei Feng, it is as warm as spring.

In the words of Comrade Jin Qian, it is like a weasel that has been hungry for three days and three nights and sees a Quanjude roast duck that is dripping with oil.

"Brother Bai..." The kind Zhan Zhao got off the bed, clasped his fists, and smiled slightly.

"What, what are you doing?" Bai Yutang took a step back and asked defensively.

Jin Qian secretly praised in his heart: Unexpectedly, this white mouse has some self-knowledge, and realizes that this cat and mouse are not in the same weight class.

"Can you tell Zhan what happened last night?" Zhan Zhao continued to ask with a friendly smile.

"No, it's Grandpa Bai. I wanted to ask 'Yizhimei' if he was the one who stole the sword. He didn't plead guilty. I couldn't get angry with Master Bai, so I started fighting. Who would have thought that I would be careless, and then..."

"Then……"

"Then..." Bai Yutang blushed and turned his head, "Then...that...a certain stinky cat got drunk and kicked us, and dragged Xiao Jinzi to the bed as a pillow all night... ..."

Zhan Zhao's smile faltered slightly.

"Smelly cat, if Grandpa Bai didn't see that you drank too much and didn't bother to take advantage of other people's danger, your kick would definitely not touch Fifth Master Bai!" Bai Yutang suddenly turned his face and raised his voice.

Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang, then turned to "Yizhimei" and asked, "May I ask whether Shang Fang's sword was stolen by you?"

"Yizhimei" regained her composure, and resumed her lazy look, raised her eyelids halfway and said, "Of course not, I'm not just idle and doing nothing, why steal that troublesome thing?"

"But the white pink plum blossoms on the beam..."

"It's someone else's imitation painting."

"Your Excellency, do you know who has the ability to imitate paintings?"

"do not know."

"You really don't know?"

"do not know."

Zhan Zhao didn't speak anymore.

Jin Qian slid down from the bed and aimed at "Yizhimei" while moving his hands and feet.

Hey, facing Mao'er's smiling face with a hidden knife hidden in his smile, he can still be so calm. This "Yizhimei" is really a habitual thief, and his ability to deal with torture is first-rate.

Zhan Zhao looked at "Yizhimei" quietly, his thin lips curled up a little bit, filling the room with a sense of spring.

"Except for the white-pink plum blossom on the beam, there is not even a single trace in the warehouse of the sunken island. Shangfang's sword seems to have disappeared out of thin air. The person who stole it must be extremely light-hearted and superb in stealing skills. Looking at Jianghu, Zhan only knows one person." You have such ability." Speaking of this, Zhan Zhao suddenly suppressed his smile, his bottomless dark eyes shone brightly, and said sharply, "The only way to do it now is to ask Your Excellency to go to Kaifeng Mansion with Zhan, I will return your innocence."

"Yizhimei" raised her eyebrows: "You have this ability?"

Zhan Zhao smiled again: "Zhan doesn't dare to boast, but Zhan still admires Chinchilla's ability in Sky Island."

As soon as Bai Yutang heard the Coke, he came over with a smile and said, "Softfoot Shrimp, Master Mao invited you to visit Kaifeng Mansion, are you interested?"

Jin Qian shook his head secretly: Threat!A naked threat!Cat, you have been led astray by Gongsun Zhuzi.

"Yizhimei" twitched his brows again: "Go as soon as you go, so what's the matter. Everyone in the world knows that Mr. Bao in Kaifeng Mansion is like a god in solving cases, and I believe that Mr. Bao will not be convicted of crimes with just a white pink plum blossom." !"

As soon as these words came out, both Zhan and Bai were taken aback at the same time.

Jin Qian couldn't help frowning.

Tsk, the typical dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. This person really doesn't look like such a character. Could it be that he stole it?

Zhan Zhao frowned, turned his head and glanced at Jin Qian, but just as his gaze touched Jin Qian's eyes, he suddenly withdrew his gaze and turned around without saying a word.

Jin Qian was terrified by this look.

Look, close, turn around.

What do you mean?

Could it be some code?Secret language of the rivers and lakes?Morse code?

Jin Qian started scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, looking at Zhan Zhao's back while scratching, hoping to see some clues, but the more he looked, the more rigid the straight blue shadow became.

The more Jin Qian looked at it, the colder his heart became, and his brain cells began to spin at high speed like a roller coaster: Could it be that we failed to comprehend the deep meaning of the cat, and this cat exploded?

But what is the meaning?

calm down.

Thinking about what Maoer said before, it seems that even if Shangfang’s sword was not stolen by this "Yizhimei", it must have something to do with the person who stole it, but this "Yizhimei" has a stubborn mouth and never leaks anything. You mean... you want us to lend a helping hand?

The more Jin Qian thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and his eyes immediately turned to look at "Yizhimei".

As soon as Jin Qian looked away from Zhan Zhao, Zhan Zhao's stiff body relaxed, which made Jin Qian affirm his speculation.

Tsk, this "Yizhimei", except for the half of the face that was trampled by the cat, is still good-looking, and the lazy appearance is quite the essence of lazy people. The broken things in this room seem to be broken It can be regarded as priceless...

To sum up, this "Yizhimei" is a lazy person with taste.

To deal with lazy people, especially lazy people with taste, we need to use our kind of psychological warfare of lazy people!

Thinking of this, Jin Qian narrowed his eyes and had an idea.

"Master Zhan," Jin Qian said, "This subordinate feels that it is inappropriate to invite 'Yizhimei' to Kaifeng Mansion."

The three of them looked back at Jin Qian in amazement at the same time.

Jin Qian continued to be serious and said: "According to my subordinates, 'Yizhimei' is not the person who stole the sword. If such an innocent person is brought back to Kaifeng Mansion, my subordinates really cannot bear it."

"You can't bear it?" Bai Yutang stroked his chin and asked with interest.

Jin Qian sighed: "This starts with your reputation as an upright official."

"Oh?"

"Everyone in the world only knows that Mr. Bao is clean, but who knows the sadness behind this cleanliness. The officials in the Kaifeng government can only eat vegetables and tofu for two meals a day, and they can only see some meat stars in half a year. Mr. Gongsun is even thinner." Bamboo is almost..."

"Little Jinzi, Lord Bao seems to have a rather rich figure." Bai Yutang reminded.

"Alas!" Jin Qian sighed, put on a sad face and said, "Fifth Lord doesn't know something, but because of the shortage of funds in the mansion, the adults have no choice but to eat as much as possible when other officials have banquets, and try to do it: drink less , Eat more, stand up if you can’t reach it, you can eat more than one meal, and you can eat more than one bite, so as to reduce the pressure on the government, long-term overeating and uneven diet will lead to body fat.”

"..." Bai Yutang was dumbfounded.

"..." "Yizhimei" stared.

Zhan Zhao's surprised face gradually turned into a faint smile, he coughed twice, and said seriously: "Lieutenant Jin, how can the affairs of the government office be easily disclosed to outsiders."

Bai Yutang and "Yizhimei" turned their heads and stared at Zhan Zhao at the same time, their astonishment even more serious.

Jin Qian took a peek at Zhan Zhao, who wiped off his cold sweat, and secretly frightened:

This cat is really tough and tight, just saying a word is the finishing touch, more effective than our ten sentences.Tsk tsk, but who would have expected that the dignified Nan Xia Zhan Zhao would be able to tell nonsense without changing his face and heartbeat-so this non-lying person who makes up nonsense once in a while will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

"Master Zhan!" Jin Qian clasped his fists and continued with a look of shame on his face: "This subordinate also knows the reason why family ugliness should not be publicized, but when this subordinate sees Your Excellency 'Yizhimei', he will feel a sense of sympathy. If this person is not Why should a sword-stealer be captured and brought back to the Yamen, where he will be tortured to death in that prison?!"

"Capital punishment?" "Yizhimei" interrupted with a slightly changed expression.

"Brother Mei!" Jin Qian rushed forward suddenly, and said affectionately to "Yizhimei", "Do you know why the criminals rushed to confess their crimes and accept punishment as soon as they entered the Kaifeng Mansion?"

"Yizhimei" shook her face and shook her head.

"It's all because of the death penalty in the prison of Kaifeng Mansion. Speaking of the death penalty, it was not done on purpose, but because Kaifeng Mansion was too tight. Think about it, Mr. Bao is so frugal, so the food in the prison is natural. It's not much better, to be exact, it's terrible."

After a pause, Jin Qian said again, "Everyone who enters the government prison is treated the same. One meal a day, and there is only one bowl of vegetable porridge. Speaking of the vegetable porridge, it is called a light one. It will never exceed two vegetable leaves and fifteen grains of rice. The prisoner's hair will be dizzy, his eyes will be blurry after drinking, and he will be dying in less than seven days. If he can survive after ten days, he must have deep internal strength He is a martial arts person. However, the head of the prison in Kaifeng Mansion is strictly controlled. It is even more difficult for someone to visit the prison to improve the food. Therefore, when this prisoner came to court, he must have cried and pleaded guilty, and only wanted to leave this hell on earth as soon as possible. .”

Sighing, Jin Qian stepped back to Zhan Zhao's side, cupped his fists and said, "Master Zhan, how about..."

With a calm face, Zhan Zhao glanced at Jin Qian, then at the stiff Bai Yutang, and finally stared straight at "Yizhimei", and said in a deep voice, "It's Zhan's responsibility, I offended you."

"Wait a minute!" "Yizhimei" jumped up from his seat and turned around in a circle. After a while, he said quietly, "I remember now, and I have a senior brother who often pops up. The habit of stealing in name..."

Zhan Zhao did not change his face, glanced at Jin Qian from the corner of his eye, and said, "I don't know where your senior brother is now?"

"This..." "Yizhimei" wrinkled his face.

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes.

"It seems to be in Lin County..."

"Can you lead the way?"

"You can draw a map below..."

Zhan Zhao breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'll have to work..."

Before the words were finished, someone kicked open the door of the house, and the shopkeeper of Linfenglou led a group of employees to stand at the door with high spirits and shouted loudly: "Yizhimei, today you must abide by the agreement and get out of Linfenglou." go out!"

Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang, and Jin Qian looked at each other, and at the same time looked at the No. [-] Thief in Jianghu whose complexion changed drastically.

Finally, Bai Yutang gave the final word:

"Soft-legged shrimp, let's go with us!"

-

The mountains are green, the water is blue, and the sky is dotted with clouds.

On the mountain road, a group of four people hurried forward.

The person on the left, dressed in blue, is straight and walking steadily; behind him is a boy in gray, his footwork is indescribably exquisite, but his breath is slightly chaotic; the person in white next to the person in blue is shaking his folding fan, looking at ease, It's like strolling in the garden, without neglecting your feet; on the side of the man in white is a man in black, with loose hair, dejected, turning his head from time to time and secretly yawning.

The four of them walk together, it seems like they are taking a walk, but they are so fast and their lightness skills are so fast that no one can be expected to surpass them in the Jianghu, and it is even rarer for these four to be able to talk while walking while walking fast.

"Brother Mei, what is the name of your senior brother, how could he pretend to be your name?" Bai Yutang asked.

"Yizhimei" glanced lazily at Bai Yutang: "Brother Bai, can you change the name, don't always call it 'Brother Mei, Brother Mei', it sounds like 'Brother Mold', this is not a bad idea Well!"

"What kind of bad luck?" Bai Yutang shook his fan and smiled, "It's just that you didn't get the name well, 'Yizhimei', isn't it just 'always unlucky', always unlucky... no wonder you can only be a thief! "

"Yizhimei" was choked immediately, and stared at Bai Yutang for a while without saying a word, then rolled his eyes, only to see Jin Qian agreeing and Zhan Zhao agreeing. It's not that I want to get it, and it's not my master... Just because of this name, the senior brother fell out with me, and for some reason, the senior brother often used the name "Yizhimei" to steal, and left white powder plum blossoms as a memory like this one .”

Speaking of this, "Yizhimei" couldn't help feeling helpless.

Bai Yutang was taken aback for a moment: "Could it be that this name has some origins?"

"I just know that the person who gets this name is the head of the sect, and the rest of the disciples must bow their heads and obey orders." "Yizhimei" said.

"Master?!" Jin Qian's eyes lit up immediately, and he stared straight at the man in black in front of him and said, "May I ask your Excellency, what sect and sect do you belong to? How many disciples are there? How much is the annual income? How many carriages? How many rooms?" Between? Have you ever been married..."

"Captain Jin!" Zhan Zhao glanced at Jin Qian, "Don't be rude."

Jin Qian retracted his neck again.

"Yizhimei" yawned lazily: "The sect is called 'Meimen'. There are two disciples under the sect. One is my subordinate, and the other is my senior brother. No house, no land, no car, no wife."

"'Misty door'?!" Bai Yutang almost laughed.

"Unlucky sect? Four-no young man? The only disciple is the head of a copycat?" Jin Qian shook his head and muttered in a low voice, "Feeling is a poor man with bad luck, which makes us excited in vain."

"Yizhimei" yawned halfway and froze.

"Lieutenant Jin!" Zhan Zhao stopped Jin Qian, then turned his head to "Yizhimei" and said, "Your senior brother pretends to be your name, why is no one in Jianghu aware of it?"

"Yizhimei" blinked, closed his mouth and said, "Senior brother and my master came from the same school, and my ability is not inferior to mine. In addition to the white powder plum blossom mark he left on purpose, the world will naturally attribute all the cases that senior brother did to my subordinate." on the head."

"Is that how you recognize it?" Bai Yutang asked with a half-smile.

"Of course I don't want to admit it, but who is willing to listen to a thief's explanation?" "Yizhimei" squinted his eyes, "After a long time, I don't bother to explain, so I just let them go, anyway, those people who the brother stole are all These are wine bags and rice bags, and there is no way to take them down."

The three of them were speechless for a moment, thinking to themselves: To be so lazy, this person is like no one before or since.

I heard "Yizhimei" continue: "At first they couldn't catch me, and I didn't pay attention to them, so it was safe. But later, there were a group of people who were really pestering people. They seemed to be the richest man in the south of the Yangtze River. I don't know where they came from." I found out that I like to drink, so I gave a hundred altars of the best bamboo leaf green. I said that the wine was really fragrant, and I accidentally drank it all up... Alas, I have a short mouth to drink, so I had to go to my senior brother to drink it again. Then the family heirloom of the richest man in Jiangnan was stolen and returned..."

Speaking of this, "Yizhimei" let out a long sigh.

"Who knows, since then, the senior brother has suddenly started to get worse, stealing things, offending people, and wearing the name of my subordinate again and again, so that whenever I show my face, I will be chased by the people in the Jianghu for debts, making this subordinate a mess." Desperate and miserable, he had no choice but to choose a restaurant to hide at random, and made an agreement with the restaurant owner to pay the restaurant 300 taels of silver every month, and only asked the restaurant owner to set up three wine barriers that almost no one could break. If someone breaks through the level, leave immediately, and it has been barely clean for a few months, but unexpectedly..."

Speaking of this, "Yizhimei" raised his head and glanced at the three of them, his face full of grievances.

The three of them looked at each other, suddenly dumbfounded.

Jin Qian thought for a while, and finally couldn't help but be full of doubts, and asked: "300 taels of silver per month is not a decimal name, why does Linfeng upstairs seem to be eager to send you away?"

"Yizhimei" cried mournfully: "None of those Jianghu people who have been stolen by senior brothers are vegetarians. If they can't break through the wine barrier, they will forcefully break in, beat and smash, chop and kill, and make a small fuss for three days. There is a lot of trouble every day, 300 taels of silver a month, a cook is chopped up today, and a waiter is hacked tomorrow, 300 taels of silver a month is not enough to even pay for the broken things in the restaurant and the medical expenses of the restaurant... Alas, if If he didn't slip away early when he saw that the situation was not good, how could he live to this day... Now that he is kicked out of Linfeng Building, I don't know what troubles he will cause..."

Suddenly, a basket and a white figure in front of him suddenly stopped.

Bai Yutang closed the folding fan with a snap, his smile turned cold: "It seems that trouble has come."

Zhan Zhao held a giant que in his hand, his face darkened, he turned his head slightly and glanced at Jin Qian, his sword eyebrows tightened.

Jin Qian hurriedly moved to Zhan Zhao's side in two steps, and when he looked at it, he was shocked.

A crowd of black-clothed men suddenly appeared all around, all masked and holding knives, with murderous looks on their faces, but there were only a dozen or so of them, but it made people feel suffocating.

I heard "Yizhimei" murmuring: "Oh... troublesome, too troublesome!"

Jin Qian suddenly burst into flames.

trouble!You, the head of the "unhealthy family", "always moldy", are the most troublesome!