Go to Kaifeng to be a civil servant

Qiongxiang dispels worries and blooms brocades,

Drunken shadows are chic and passionate;

The most ecstasy is Hongxiuyou,

Qingge Manwu locks the heavy building.

All the men in the city of Hangzhou are not familiar with these four lines of poems. It is not because these four lines of poems are written by famous writers, but because these four lines of poems hide the name of the three largest brothels in Hangzhou City - Qiongyu. Pavilion, Yingcui Tower and Youyuefang.

Speaking of these three brothels, Qiongyu Pavilion is the most delicious, Yingcui Pavilion is equally famous for its wine and beauties, and Youyuefang's girls are the most ecstasy. Each of the three brothels has its own strengths and strengths, and it is a tripartite confrontation in Hangzhou City.Especially the head oiran of the three families, Liu Hanyan from Qiongyu Pavilion, Yan Wushuang from Yingcui Building, and Yuehonglei from Youyuefang are all beauties. It is no exaggeration to say that they are all like daughters , the role of Wanjin overnight.

But just in August, for unknown reasons, the oirans of the three families all suffered from strange diseases one after another, and became bedridden. As a result, the business of the three brothels plummeted, and they were really depressed.Until recently, a new oiran came to Qiongyu Pavilion, able to sing, dance, sing, and set up a ring to attract guests. In just a few days, Qiongyu Pavilion became famous, The momentum greatly overshadowed the other two.

The strange thing is that Yingcuilou and Youyuefang didn't seem to care about it, they didn't come up with new tactics to deal with it, and they didn't choose a new oiran to take the stage, just letting the Qiongyuge family make troubles.As a result, all the wealthy and wealthy pleasure-seekers in Hangzhou city went to Qiongyu Pavilion. For a while, this No. [-] brothel in Hangzhou was even more beautiful, busy with traffic, and making money every day.

It's a pity that when the moon is full, it will lose money, when the water is full, it will overflow.

The beauty of Qiongyu Pavilion was only a few days before disaster happened.

Last night, the sister who had eloped with the famous Ding family of Mohua Village in the West Lake, for some reason ran to the Qiongyu Pavilion with the skinny doctor's concubine, and even got into a fight with a young man who came to attack.

It is said that this fight was - the situation changed, ghosts cried and gods howled, the entire Qiongyu Pavilion was smashed to pieces, leaving few complete objects, and the joyseekers in the Qiongyu Pavilion were scared to death , ran clean.

Overnight, the infinite scenery of Qiongyu Pavilion was swept away.

It's a pity that those pleasure-seekers in Hangzhou city who specialize in such romantic affairs can only hope pitifully that this Qiongyu Pavilion will never recover like Yingcui Tower and Youyuefang, and their fun will be cut off.

-

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was shining brightly, and two men, one tall and one short, still reeking of alcohol and sleepy, swayed their fans left and right for a walk on the Southwest Street. Gui Nu stopped him and greeted him warmly.

"Hey, isn't this Master Zhang and Master Xu? Good morning!" Gui Nu's face was full of smiles.

The taller man opened his eyelids and took a look, and said with a smile: "Isn't this Qiongyu Pavilion, Ah Bao? Qiongyu Pavilion was smashed by the eldest lady of the Nading family last night. If you don't clean it up in the pavilion today, Why are you still wandering outside? Aren’t you afraid that Madam Luo, the bustard, will slap you?!”

"Thanks to Master Zhang, the pavilion was cleaned up early in the morning, and the door will still be open to welcome guests tonight!" Guinu A Baole said.

"Hey! Are you serious?!" The short one's eyes lit up.

"A Bao can't lie to Master Xu, you can't lie to anyone!" A Bao nodded and bowed.

The two men looked at each other with joy.

The tall Master Zhang asked again: "Is that masked oiran setting up the challenge tonight?"

When Ah Bao heard this, he quickly shook his head and said, "To tell you the truth, Mr. Zhang, it's not the one tonight, it's changed."

"Ah?!" Zhang and Xu were disappointed.

"My lords, don't worry! Tonight's one, I heard that he looks more beautiful than Liu Hanyan, Yan Wushuang, and Yue Honglei combined!" A Bao hurriedly chased after her.

"Is this true?" The two exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

"It's better than the tip of a needle!" Ah Bao nodded vigorously, glanced back at the gate of Qiongyu Pavilion, and said in a low voice, "Actually, I haven't seen what this new girl looks like. Only Mother Luo and the new turtle slave over there have seen it, how about I call him over for the two masters to ask?"

Master Zhang and Master Xu followed A Bao's gaze, and saw a thin boy squatting in front of the door of Qiongyu Pavilion under the shade of an old banyan tree, dressed in gray clothes and gray trousers, with a crooked hood on his head. The tortoise slave hat, and a coarse cloth bag on his waist, the sides of the bag were swept to the ground, and he was taking a nap there, his head fluttered back and forth for a moment.

"Okay! Call him over and ask." Master Xu nodded.

"Okay!" Ah Bao bowed his waist and ran over, and after a while, he ran back with the skinny turtle slave.

The two of them fixed their eyes and saw this turtle slave, who was as thin as chopsticks, with thin eyes like slits, and a flattering smile on his face. When they saw the two of them, they immediately bowed and said, "My lord, the little Ajin , Say hello to the two grandpas."

"Your name is Ah Jin?" Master Zhang asked.

"Yes, what is the master's order?"

"I heard that there is a new girl coming to Qiongyu Pavilion tonight..."

Master Zhang hadn't finished his sentence when he saw that the turtle slave named Ah Jin suddenly changed his face, and hurriedly raised a finger to his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Hush, you two, keep your voice down!"

Zhang and Xu were taken aback for a moment.

Ah Jin's complexion darkened, and he reprimanded A Bao in a low voice, "A Bao! How many times have we told you that we can't talk about this matter. If Mother Luo finds out, we must be skinned! "

Abao looked aggrieved: "Ah Jin, Mr. Zhang and Mr. Xu are not outsiders. They take good care of Abao on weekdays. I, I can't be ungrateful, can I?"

"This..." Ah Jin blinked, glanced at A Bao, and said helplessly, "Just this time, there will never be another time!"

"Okay! Ah Jin, you are the best!" A Baole said.

Zhang and Xu were confused and couldn't help asking: "A Bao, what's going on here?"

A Bao took a few steps forward and said in a low voice: "My lords, you don't know that Mother Luo won't let us tell about the new girl."

"Why is that?" Master Xu wondered.

I saw the tortoise slave named Ah Jin whispering mysteriously: "Mother Luo said, this new girl is so beautiful, we can't just let people see it casually like before! Tonight is this girl It’s the first time to make a debut, and the guests who come here must at least be talented and noble in Hangzhou, and Mother Luo also said that she will write a post to invite people, and only those who receive the post will be able to join the cabinet tonight!”

As soon as Zhang and Xu Er heard it, the boss was not happy.

"Ah, I said that mother Luo is too dishonest. We brothers usually take care of the business in the pavilion. Why do we forget our brothers whenever it is beneficial?"

"Who says it's not!" Ah Bao looked righteously indignant.

Master Xu rolled his eyes, and asked again: "I said Ah Jin, Ah Bao said that only you have seen the new girl, is she really so beautiful?"

"Beauty? It's more than just beauty!" Ah Jin's thin eyes narrowed upwards, his eyebrows, eyes and mouth all showed a curved upward shape, a classic look of obsessed with lust, "That's simply like Chang'e in the moon palace descending to earth, Tiangong The reincarnation of the fairies in the movie, such as the fish and wild goose, the shameful flowers in the closed moon, Liu Hanyan, Yan Wushuang, Yuehonglei—cough, they are not enough to see! As for the girl's body... tsk tsk, that face... tsk tsk, those eyes... …Oh, I took a look at you, oh my god, I guarantee that your soul will fly away! We grow up so big, and we have never seen such a beautiful girl! The little one just took a look, and when I closed my eyes, I was full of you. The head is full of that girl... Alas, the little one is afraid that he will suffer from some kind of lovesickness!"

Speaking of this, Ah Jin's eyebrows drooped and his eyes drooped, with a sad look of lovesickness.

Looking at Zhang and Xu again, their eyes turned green halfway through A Jin's words, and at the end, they almost shed tears.

"Is it really that beautiful?" Master Zhang asked after swallowing his saliva.

"Half-words without fakes!" Ajin nodded vigorously.

At this moment, Zhang and Xu felt as if they had 25 little mice in their hearts—one hundred claws were scratching their hearts, and their hearts were itching unbearably.

"Ahem, Ah Bao, Ah Jin, can you tell Mother Luo that we two brothers can enter the cabinet to see this beauty tonight?" Master Xu rubbed his hands.

A Bao suddenly looked bitter: "Where am I going? Mother Luo has already gone out to deliver posts, and I don't know when I will be back!"

"Ah? Then, what should we do?" Zhang and Xu scratched their heads.

"Ah, Ah Bao, thank you for reminding us that we are going to deliver—" Ah Jin seemed to suddenly think of something, and yelled suddenly, but after speaking halfway, he suddenly fell silent again, and looked up at Zhang and Xu Er He glanced at him, smiled, and retreated, saying, "The two masters are busy first, and the younger one has something to do, so let's take a step first."

After speaking, turn around and run.

Zhang and Xu had sharp eyes and quick feet, they stepped forward to stop Ah Jin in two steps.

"Ajin, what are you going to give?" Master Zhang had a weird smile on his face.

"No, nothing." Ah Jin shook his head vigorously.

"Is it tonight's post?" Master Xu raised his eyebrows.

"No, no! Absolutely not!" A Jin subconsciously covered the coarse cloth bag in his waist, and stepped back step by step.But this time of swaying, it happened to reveal a red and gold post corner.

Zhang and Xu looked at each other.

"I still said no, all the posts fell out." Master Zhang pointed to the ground.

"Ah? Where?! This is for the eldest son of the Li family, don't damage it..." A Jin hurriedly lowered his head to search, but the ground was empty, so there was no post.

"It turned out to be for Brother Li." Master Xu said with a smile, "My brothers and the Li family are family friends, so why not let us bring it to Brother Li."

"Eh?" Ah Jin raised his head fiercely, shaking his hands, "Then, what can I do! Mother Luo told us that we must deliver it in person..."

"Bada" a silver ingot was placed in Ah Jin's hand.

"It's hot today and the road is far away. Brother Ah Jin has worked hard. This little money will be treated as a cup of herbal tea for the two of us." Master Xu looked harmless.

"Then... this..." Ajin looked at the silver in his hand, then at Zhang and Xu, with a puzzled look on his face, and finally turned his gaze to Abao.

Zhang and Xu also looked at A Bao at the same time, their eyes flickering.

Ah Bao immediately understood, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Don't worry, Ah Jin, I know the characters of Mr. Zhang and Mr. Xu best, and I will definitely deliver the post for you!"

Zhang and Xu also hurriedly nodded in agreement.

"Then... alright!" A Jin looked solemn, carefully took out a gold-plated red-bottomed invitation card from his bag, handed it to Master Zhang, and said solemnly, "You two must tell Master Li. If you want to enter the pavilion at night, you must come with a post, a post only allows two people to enter, if there is no post, then you can't even enter the door!"

"Okay, okay!" Master Zhang smiled happily, "Definitely!"

"Don't delay the two little brothers, let's take a step first!" Master Xu clasped his fists, and hurried away with Master Zhang as if their butts were on fire, for fear that the people behind would react and regret accepting the post.

When the figures of the two disappeared at the corner of the street, Ah Jin, who had just looked worried, suddenly changed his expression, thinned his body, put his hands on his hips, and shouted loudly: "Have you seen everything clearly?"

Following this greeting, a lot of people appeared from every corner of the street, all of them were dressed as turtle slaves, slanted their saddlebags, and wore crooked hats. Tongue yelled.

"Hey, I said Ah Jin, you are really capable. Usually, even if we break our mouths or break our legs, we may not be able to get a few cents in rewards. Ah Jin, you just said a few words casually, and you can get such a reward." The reward of big ingots of silver is really amazing!"

"Yes, yes!"

A Jin looked straight, waved his hand, and calmed down the audience: "If everyone follows our method, this little money is nothing more than a trifle! Ask again, did you see everything clearly just now?"

"See clearly, see clearly!"

All the tortoise slaves began to summarize the main points with each other.

"It's just the one who went up to chat first, saying that there is a new girl in the pavilion, but I don't know what this girl looks like."

"Then find another one, saying that they have seen a new girl, and want to praise this girl as more beautiful than a fairy."

"Besides, if you want to enter the cabinet to see this girl tonight, you must have a post."

"And Mother Luo explained that posts can only be sent to those dignitaries."

"In the end, I reluctantly sold the post."

"How is it? Ah Jin, is that so?"

A Jin nodded while listening, and said with a look of relief: "Yes, that's what happened! There are two other points to pay special attention to: first, when complimenting this girl, you must praise how beautiful she is, I have used all the good words I have used, and if I ask others, I will not know anything; second, I must emphasize that this invitation tonight is very rare, and it is not something that anyone can have if they want it! Be careful when selling it, and don’t let it Others saw it. Can you remember these two points?"

"Write it down!" All the tortoise slaves shouted in unison.

Ajin nodded, stretched out his arms and waved, quite a bit of the momentum of the two armies facing each other and commanding the army to fight; "Two people form a team, set off now, search all over Hangzhou City, and not a single regular visitor of Qiongyu Pavilion will be let go." However, the more people you invite, the better. Thirty percent of the extra money you earn will go to you!"

"Yes!" All the tortoise slaves were full of energy, united as one, and set off with full energy.

In the end, Ajin was the only one left in front of the empty Qiongyu Pavilion.

I saw Ah Jin let out a long breath, took out the silver he had just received from his bag, looked to the left, his eyes narrowed into slits, and then looked again, the corners of his mouth curved into an arc, there are two words to express: see the money eyes open, Money obsessed.

"We are really lucky today, with a lot of money and a lot of money, and the situation is very good! Hahaha..."

"Jin, Lord Jin?" A voice interrupted someone's appreciation of silver.

"Huh?" Ah Jin immediately put the silver ingot in his hand into the bag, turned his head to look at the visitor, and smiled all over his face, "Yo, it's Mama Luo, what's the matter with Mama?"

The person who came had a face full of makeup and a hair full of gold hairpins shaking wildly. It was Luo Mama, the old bustard of Qiongyu Pavilion.

Mother Luo looked at Ah Jin, her two small eyes sparkled, as if she was looking at a walking gold ingot, and she smiled so much that she could see three of her back molars: "Master Jinqian is really a master, this way Even if I want to break my head, I can't figure it out!"

Ah Jin, who is naturally Jin Qian pretending to be a turtle slave, clasped his fists and said with a grin, "Mama Luo is over the top. How can this kind of tricky tricks catch the eye of an old Jianghu like my mother? It's good that Mama Luo doesn't smile."

A detached demeanor, superior style.

But secretly——

Tsk tsk, if it wasn't for a certain feline saying that to lure the flower-picking thief into the bait, it would have to hit Qiongyu Pavilion in the shortest possible time, making it famous in the south of the Yangtze River, deterring Hangzhou, and leaving this mess to us... Alas, it's a pity that we had insomnia and searched our brains all night to dig out this "mysterious marketing" method from our brain cells. If it doesn't work, I'm really sorry for our black eyes!

Thinking about our unpaid leave and the drudgery of staying up late and working overtime, it is really inhumane and depriving human rights in the dark!When we go back, we must ask Maoer to apply for paid leave plus overtime subsidies for us, otherwise we will lose a lot!

(Explanation of warm terms: "Mystery marketing" mainly refers to creating a mysterious atmosphere through certain communication before the new product is launched on the market, so that the new product has sales potential in advance; At the beginning of the market, through various forms such as time limit, limited price, and price limit, a scarcity effect is created, and at the same time, this scarcity effect can arouse the curiosity of consumers and finally win the market's popularity.)

When Luo's mother heard what Jin Qian said, she nodded and bowed, and said flattering words again and again: "Jin Ye is joking, such a useful method as Jin Ye, I don't say that Luo Mama has seen it before, or even heard of it. ah!"

"Where is it, if it weren't for the outstanding people in Qiongyu Pavilion, and the cleverness of the turtle servants, this method would not be useful!" Jin Qian evaded a few words, glanced around carefully, and moved forward Come on, lower your voice and get to the point, "Mother Luo, I discussed with you earlier that [-]% of the extra money earned from selling posts will go to the turtle slaves who run errands, [-]% will go to Qiongyu Pavilion, and the remaining [-]%—"

"Even a penny is from you, Lord Jin!" Mother Luo laughed while covering her mouth with a red silk handkerchief.

"Mother Luo is really trustworthy, hehehe..."

"Jin Ye, you have won the prize, hehehe..."

The two looked at each other, tacit understanding, the two smiling faces were [-]% similar.

After laughing for a while, mother Luo's expression changed, and a look of worry appeared on her heavily made-up face: "I said, Mr. Jin, the news has been released, but the one on the top floor... still refuses to change clothes." ..."

"Eh? Haven't changed yet?" Jin Qian's face suddenly turned into a meat bun.

The corners of Luo's mother's eyes slid down, and she nodded weakly.

Jin Qian sighed and walked towards the gate of Qiongyu Pavilion: "Let's go and have a look."

Mother Luo sighed and followed.

"Grandfather, according to my mother and my eyesight for many years, a knight-errant with outstanding appearance like Bai Wuye hates others to compare him to a woman's appearance, but why did Bai Wuye agree to pretend to be a man?" A woman dressed as an oiran for Bing Ji?" Mother Luo asked the questions that had been on her mind all night as she walked.

Jin Qian suddenly stopped in his tracks, and slowly turned his head to look at the bustard behind him, his thin eyes swishing green light.

"Master Jin?" Mother Luo was taken aback.

"Hey, hey, hey..." A string of black misty laughter overflowed from the corner of Jin Qian's mouth.

"Jin, Jin Jin?" Mother Luo couldn't help taking two steps back, with a look of fear on her face.

"Hey... the Buddha said: Don't say it, don't say it~~" Jin Qian's thin eyes were bent into two crescent threads, he raised a finger and shook his head, shaking his head in a serious manner.

Mother Luo's face twitched involuntarily.

Jinqian turned around and continued walking, his pace and figure were the same as those just now, but mother Luo just felt that at this time, there seemed to be an inexplicable black mist emanating from the top of this "Master Jin", which made mother Luo couldn't help but Bouts of chills.

Could this person be the kind of weirdo who practiced crooked kung fu in the rumors of the world?

The more mother Luo guessed, the more frightened she felt, the slower her steps, and the distance between the two became further and further away.

But the truth is, Mother Luo is completely wrong.

Jinqian's strange performance here and now is entirely due to being immersed in the riots in the first half of last night and the magnificent memories in the second half.

Speaking of which, last night, when Bai Yutang heard that there was such a foolproof way to pretend to be a woman, the little white mouse immediately went into a rage, furious on the spot, furious, and arrested people to vent his anger.

Jin Qian was the first to bear the brunt of being caught, and the collar of the new clothes he bought a month ago almost got ripped off.

Fortunately, the Ding brothers were somewhat heroic and courageous, and they quickly rescued Jin Qian from the claws of a fried mouse, but they also paid a considerable price.

One must know that Bai Yutang's reputation in the Jianghu is definitely not in vain. Even if the two heroes of the Ding family attacked at the same time, when Bai Yutang's acupoints were restrained, both of them would suffer. Ding Zhaolan's left eye was smashed. With black eyes, Ding Zhaohui was kicked out half of his molar, bleeding profusely, it was quite tragic.

Afterwards, everyone took turns to go into battle, and tried their best to persuade the little white mouse.

Ding Zhaolan and Yan Chasan understood the reason and analyzed all the advantages, reasons and reasons of Bai Yutang's role as oiran, but unfortunately, Bai Yutang didn't buy it at all.

Ding Zhaohui took the route of moving with emotion, calling Bai Yutang a romantic knight in the rivers and lakes, how could he let a delicate woman like Bingji take risks like this, but Bai Wuye dismissed it.

Ding Yuehua was excited, seeing that the three of them were defeated, he thought of a way to provoke, yin and yang, insinuating that you, one of the five mice in the empty island, are not as good as a girl and so on.Helpless, the little white mouse, who is usually the most unaffected, is like taking a reassurance pill today, but he doesn't fall for it.

As for Jin Qian, who usually has the fastest mouth and the best eloquence in comprehensive combat effectiveness, before he could get close to him, he was shot back by Bai Yutang's fiery and fierce eyes, and he didn't have the courage to take half a step forward.

Just when everyone was at a loss what to do, it turned out that the fourth-rank guard of the Kaifeng Mansion, the "Royal Cat" Mr. Zhan, who claimed to be incomparable with the Chinchilla Bai Yutang, appeared on the stage and persuaded this indifferent white mouse .

As for this method of persuasion——

As soon as Jin Qian thought about it, he felt that the cells in his body began to be inexplicably restless, and he was even more excited than seeing a hundred taels of gold and a thousand taels of silver.

It is said that at that time, everyone had nothing to do with Bai Yutang, and everyone in the room was depressed and worried.

Zhan Zhao, who had been sitting quietly by the side with his eyes closed, suddenly lifted his robe and stood up, walking in front of Bai Yutang with a solemn expression.

Bai Yutang was in a panic at that time, his eyes were full of peach blossoms, his complexion was as black as the bottom of a pot, like a white-clothed Rakshasa appeared, and he blurted out a series of arrogant shouts: "Smelly cat! No matter what you say, Grandpa Bai just won't do it! You If you're a man, you'll unlock Master Bai's acupoints, and fight Grandpa Bai with me for [-] rounds!"

Looking at Zhan Zhao again, his clear black eyes were fixed on Bai Yutang, his handsome face was slightly sad, and he said slowly: "Brother Bai, if you really don't want to, Zhan won't force it. Zhan will go to Hangzhou government office to ask the magistrate Close all the brothels in Hangzhou, and then find a countermeasure to catch the thieves."

After finishing speaking, he turned around quickly and walked out of the house.

At that time, everyone including Bai Yutang was stunned.

"Nanxia..."

"Master Zhan..."

"Brother Zhan..."

"Cat!" The last sound stopped Zhan Zhao's footsteps.

I saw that Bai Yutang, who was still furious just now, was neither angry nor annoyed, but asked with a dazed expression, "Are you serious?"

Zhan Zhao turned his head back, with a candid expression: "I really mean it."

"You don't want to solve the case?"

"Solving the case is imminent."

"If this case drags on..."

"This is not the only way to solve a case."

"Then... Mao'er, why don't you persuade me like others..."

Zhan Zhao cupped his fists, his black eyes were clear: "Brother Bai has helped Zhan a lot in the past few months, and Zhan is already very grateful. How can he force Brother Bai to do such embarrassing things now? Don't worry, Brother Bai. Zhan will definitely think that he can't catch the thief."

"Cat, you..."

Bai Yutang's eyes widened slowly, in the charming peach-blossom pupils, there were shimmering waves and misty water color.

Zhan Zhao's eyes are as clear as water, refreshing the mind, the cool night wind blows, and the plain blue sleeves are rustling.

One night, the moon is as bright as water, and the snow clothes cut the clouds;

A night of wind and autumn, and a blue pine shadow.

Under the hazy moonlight, the white clothes are beautiful, the blue clothes are quiet, and the two figures stand facing each other. It is really: the grass grows and the warbler flies, the sun and the moon are shining, the beauty is peerless, and there is no peer in the world.

"Okay! Mao'er, Fifth Master Bai, I accept!" Suddenly, Bai Yutang smiled, making the whole room look sad.

As soon as these words came out, everyone was astonished.

"Brother Bai, you..." Zhan Zhao's black eyes widened with surprise.

"Ding Er, why don't you unblock Bai Wuye's acupoints soon?" Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows and raised his voice.

Ding Zhaohui hesitated for a while, then stepped forward cautiously to unlock Bai Yutang's acupoints, and hurriedly backed away to the side, fearing that some indiscriminate mouse claw would come calling again.

I saw Bai Yutang stretched his arms, kicked his legs, stretched his muscles and bones, looked around at the crowd as if he had seen a ghost, twitched his lips, found a place to sit down, and poured himself a cup of tea. Leisurely said: "What's the matter? I have already agreed to Fifth Master, why do you still look like the sky is falling?"

"Fifth, fifth brother, you were unwilling just now, why suddenly..." Ding Zhaolan was full of doubts.

Everyone also had the same expression as Ding Zhaolan, fixedly looking at Bai Yutang.

"Fifth Master, I—" Bai Yutang took a sip of tea, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Zhan Zhao, and said complacently, "I just want a certain stinky cat to owe Fifth Master a favor!"

There was silence.

Everyone's eyes shifted from Bai Yutang to Zhan Zhao, and from Zhan Zhao back to Bai Yutang, their expressions became different.

Ding Zhaolan looked at Bai Yutang helplessly, Ding Zhaohui rolled his eyes secretly, and Ding Yuehua's almond eyes rolled around.

Yan Chasan murmured thoughtfully, "Hard to get..."

As for Jin Qian's expression - from dumbfounded to smiling, and finally to blushing cheeks and shining eyes, black mist rose up behind him, circling a black hole vortex...

"Jin, Lord Jin, are you okay?!" The voice of the old procuress Luo's mother awakened Jinqian from his pink and magnificent memories.

"Ah? Ah! Ours is very good, it can't be better! Hehehe..." Jin Qian's face trembled, the corners of his eyes were slanted, and the whole thing was very strange.

Mother Luo wiped the cold sweat off her head, and whispered: "Since Fifth Master Bai has agreed to dress up as an oiran, then—why did you still refuse to change clothes and tops after all this morning?"

"This..." As soon as these words came out, Jin Qian's weird smile immediately disappeared, and he changed into a bitter expression of sighing, "Oh, because...Because Bai Wuye added another condition at the end..."

"What conditions?"

"that is……"

Before Jin Qian could speak, he heard a voice ten times louder than Jin Qian's from the top of the building.

"Little Jinzi, why don't you, the oiran's personal maid, come to change?"

"Huh?" Mother Luo looked at Jin Qian in a flash, her eyes staring like brass bells, "Post, personal maid?"

"Ha, ha." Jin Qian laughed dryly, "Hey, that's the condition!"

-

Pushing open the door of Bing Ji's boudoir on the top floor, the first thing that catches the eye is the man in white leaning on the grand teacher's chair.

The snow clothes are flawless, the face is more beautiful, the sword eyebrows are drawn into the temples, the jade skin is thin, the peach blossom eyes are clear, and there are more than a thousand styles.

It's a pity that the blatant and playful look in this person's eyes ruined a good picture of beauty.

"Little Jinzi, you are really incompetent as a personal maid. Why don't you change your clothes and comb your hair at this point?" Bai Yutang slowly waved his folding fan, looking at Jinqian and said slowly.

Jin Qian sighed secretly, and moved his eyes to the four people sitting around the tea table next to the master chair.

But seeing Ding Zhaohui's helpless expression, Ding Yuehua raised his eyebrows and shrugged, Yan Chasan sighed while resting his forehead, Bing Ji shook his head slightly, in short, they all had the same expression - helplessness.

Jin Qian came to Yan Chasan's side in two steps, and asked in a low voice, "Where are Master Zhan and Daxia Ding?"

"The ten or so experts that Ding Zhuang just transferred went out to explore the terrain." Yan Chasan replied.

"Fifth Master Bai is still..." Jin Qian glanced at the leisurely Bai Yutang again, "Do we have to dress up as a maidservant to accompany her?"

Yan Cha nodded.

"Lieutenant Jin, it's really not good, just feel wronged..." Ding Zhaohui sighed while clutching his swollen cheeks.

"No, no, no, no, absolutely no!" Jin Qian's face turned green when he heard that, and only afterimages could be seen as he shook his hands in front of his face, "We made it clear and clear last night, let's pretend to be a turtle slave and a little boy!" You can pretend to be a prostitute and a servant, but we can never do it except pretending to be a woman!"

Are you kidding, let us wear women's clothing?Isn't this killing us!

As soon as the women's clothes are on, won't our female identity be exposed immediately? !

This is no different than the identity of the Immortal Doctor and the closed disciple of the Poison Sage. Although that identity is dangerous, there is still some room for maneuver.

But if we let others know that we are mothers... Tsk tsk, among other things, the big hat of deceiving the king is enough to blow our heads eight or nine times!

Never take this risk!

After making up his mind, Jin Qian narrowed his eyes and gave a heroic look of an underground party member who would never compromise: "There is no need to discuss it, we are determined not to dress up as women!"

"If Xiao Jinzi doesn't pretend to be, I won't either!" Bai Yutang flapped his folding fan, smiling reassuringly.

Yan Chasan and Ding Zhaohui looked at each other, and they were lost.

Bing Ji frowned, but stopped talking.

Ding Yuehua glanced at this, looked at that, raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, bowed his head and sipped his tea, with an elegant posture.

"Oh, fifth brother, since you have already agreed to Nan Xia, why do you make things difficult for Captain Jin?" A rather helpless voice came from outside the door.

I saw two people entering the room side by side, one was wearing a crescent moon and the other was wearing a plain blue gown. They were Ding Zhaolan and Zhan Zhao.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, raised the corners of his lips, and said, "Why? Fifth Master Bai, I, a man from the rivers and lakes, can sacrifice myself to investigate the case. Xiao Jinzi can be regarded as the sixth-rank captain of Kaifeng Mansion, why can't he lead by example?"

Ding Zhaolan, with one black eye, was speechless immediately, and looked at the man in blue beside him.

Zhan Zhao frowned, and his black eyes slowly moved towards Jin Qian.

When Jin Qian saw it, the hairs on his back immediately rose against the trend, and he stabbed at Zhan Zhao's side, howling in a hoarse voice: "Master Zhan is a lesson! This subordinate is absolutely loyal to Kaifeng Mansion and Da Song." Erxin, as long as you say a word, Mr. Zhan, we are going up the mountain of swords, down into the sea of ​​fire, drilling the oil pan, lying on the chopping board, running Yama, recruiting ghosts and gods, going to heaven and going to hell, and we will never blink an eyelid. You can also see that we don't look like a woman with our looks! Look at our eyes, which are no wider than the gap between the doors, our mouth, which is dry and peeling off, and our body, The thin ones are not much stronger than the ribs on the street..."

As he spoke, he pointed to his eyes, lips, chest, back...

Zhan Zhao's gaze involuntarily followed Jin Qian's finger and began to wander around Jin Qian's body... The clear eyes gradually became hazy...

Suddenly, Zhan Zhao's expression changed, he suddenly looked away, turned his head to Jin Qian, and called out in a deep voice: "Captain Jin!"

"Eh?" Jin Qian was in the middle of talking, when Zhan Zhao shouted at him suddenly, he was taken aback for a moment.

"Zhan knows, you don't need to say more."

"Huh?!"

Zhan Zhao took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind, walked up to Bai Yutang, and said in a solemn voice, "Brother Bai, do you want a man from the government to act as a maid to accompany you?"

Bai Yutang blinked and raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing, stinky cat?"

"If Brother Bai is determined to do this, Zhan... Zhan is willing to pretend to be... a maid for Captain Jin...."

"Pfft!!" A fountain of tea sprayed out from the mouth of Ding Yuehua who was drinking tea.

Ding Zhaolan's foot slipped, but fortunately his footwork was solid and he stopped abruptly. Ding Zhaohui slid down from the chair with a stab.

Yan Cha let out a heart-piercing dry cough, and Bing Ji's peerless face was as stiff as stone.

Bai Yutang was dumbfounded, the jade bone fan in his hand fell to the ground with a "clack", rolling several times.

"Smelly, stinky cat, you, what did you just say?" Bai Yutang's tongue was so stiff that it seemed like he had been poured three catties of lead water.

Zhan Zhao lowered his head slightly, his face was blushing, his black eyes shifted, and he said after a while: "Zhan said, if Brother Bai is determined to do so, Zhan is willing to replace..."

"That Amaterasu God!" Suddenly, a gray figure flew towards Zhan Zhao's side, like light and lightning, a startling phantom, which made all the masters present feel ashamed.

I saw that Jinqian's face was pale and blue, and his mouth was trembling: "Master Zhan, you, please do me a favor, we, we want to live for two more years to earn money!"

In a word, I was out of breath.

In fact, Jin Qian now only feels the muscle cells on his face twitching at a frequency of 38 times per second, his brain is beeping like an air defense siren, his heart is beating fast, his kidneys are failing, and his arteries and veins are showing irregular and violent trends.

"Captain Jin, you..." Zhan Zhao's face changed slightly.

"Master Zhan, your subordinates are convinced by this trick of drawing your salary from the bottom of the pot and fighting with your back. This subordinate is ashamed of himself. This subordinate, this subordinate should go and change into women's clothes!" Jin Qian begged for forgiveness with sweat dripping down his face.

"Captain Jin!" Zhan Zhao stepped forward to stop Jin Qian, "Zhan has already said he is willing..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !" Speaking of this, Jinqian turned away from Zhan Zhao with a slouch, went straight to the old bustard at the door, and shouted, "Mother Luo, hurry up and help us find some clothes that fit."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Mama Luo's overly frightened appearance, she grabbed Mama Luo and rushed out of the door.There was only a string of broken words left behind.

"Master Zhan pretends to be a woman... If it spreads to Bianjing... we will be sprayed to death with handkerchiefs, smashed to death and drowned in tears... Master Bao... Mr. Gongsun... the four captains... we will