The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness of Crossing

Panda—Gender: Female; Age: 24.Graduated from a second-rate major in a first-rate university in the south, and now works in a third-rate small company.

The panda’s name, Xiong Panpan, has been nicknamed “Panda” by people around him since he unfortunately had the same name as the mascot that was resounding throughout China and is well-known in China.For this reason, the panda with a big personality has been depressed for a long time, and has strongly asked his family to change his name more than once.But the panda's father said: How can I change the name casually?When my father was in school, he wore glasses and was called a blind bear.Naturally, no one shouted like that when I grew up.

The panda waited and waited for a long time, and the situation did not change at all until work.When she confronted this serious issue with her office colleagues, their answers made her completely desperate.

"Panpan? Isn't Panpan just a panda?"

"Miss Xiong? No, no, it's awkward, but the panda is kind!"

In the city where Panda works, housing prices are among the highest in the country, so much so that he has rented with others for more than a year, and from time to time he would lament his good luck.At the beginning, Panda, who had just graduated, had a lot of money and struggled to find a suitable house. Fortunately, he met Pu Wenyan, a delicate Korean beauty who was also a senior from the same university as Panda.Park Wenyan works in a large Korean company, a typical white-collar beauty.Her request for a co-tenant partner was very strange. If the co-tenant was willing to take over the cleaning work, she only had to pay one-third of the rent.Panda thought about it: 300 yuan can be saved, the hourly unit price is higher than that of going to work by himself, and he can earn overtime pay if he has a house to live in.One word "medium"!

Piao Wenyan gets along very well with the pandas, and it is no exaggeration to describe them as best friends.

When the panda failed another blind date and returned depressed, the always gentle Pu Wenyan couldn't help but raged: "Xiong Panpan! You're embarrassing to us big girls!"

The panda "Tom Tom" kicked off his shoes and landed on the sofa like a deflated ball. He rolled his eyes at Pu Wenyan annoyedly: "It's born from the same root, so why rush each other. The school belle doesn't hurt anyone." Sad, isn't it?"

Pu Wenyan propped her forehead with one hand, and pointed at the new sandals thrown by the panda with the other hand, exaggeratedly fainting: "God! Don't blame me for not reminding you! Why do you wear high heels when you are 1.7 meters seven? You are not creating psychology for others. Shadow."

The panda drooped its head, and said listlessly: "I... I also want to be a lady. There's no need for men to be so stingy, right?"

Pu Wenyan went to sit next to Panda, patted her on the shoulder, and said with a sad face: "Panpan, your height, hairstyle, and posture...the whole Marine Corps."

"It's so serious. I, Xiong Panpan, don't look ugly... these days, it should be rare for an educated woman like me who can wash clothes and cook." Panda was aggrieved and depressed.

"Yo, you are really rarer than giant pandas. You can enter the kitchen but cannot leave the hall. Look at you, do you have any other hobbies besides playing games? You can't sing, you can't dance, you are not good at socializing, you are crazy. Sentiment. Make a glass of plain water, tasteless." Pu Wenyan snapped her thin fingers, and continued to criticize a rare animal that was not enlightened like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves.

"How about plain water? Plain water is the best way to quench your thirst." Panda insisted.

"That's a good word. For example, you are tired and thirsty after climbing a mountain. In front of you is a glass of plain water and a glass of iced Coke. Which one would you choose?"

"Keep fun." The panda blinked, seeming to understand a little bit.

"That is to say, you know that boiled water is better than cola to quench your thirst, but you don't like its blandness, so you are willing to give up." Pu Wenyan deliberately lowered her voice, "Xiong Panpan is very good... But I just don't like it ..."

"Stinky swallow!" Panda yelled angrily, turned around and threw herself at Pu Wenyan.

Pu Wenyan smiled and begged for mercy: "Oh, Panpan, I guess you were very popular when you were born in ancient times. In ancient times, there was only plain boiled water, so there was nothing to choose."

"Okay! Then I'll time travel!" The panda put its arms across its chest, shook its head, and posed like a passionate young man.

"Traveling? If you don't tell me, I'd forget. The last time I went to Tianjin for a meeting, I asked for a reincarnation spirit bead in Dule Temple. The old monk said that this magical artifact can take people's souls through past lives." Pu Wenyan turned back and rushed into the bedroom , I rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and pulled out a pendant worn with a red string.

The panda pinched the so-called "Reincarnation Spirit Bead" with two fingers, and stared at the chandelier for a long time before clicking its tongue: "Please, how much did it cost?"

"Two thousand." Pu Wenyan smiled sheepishly.

2000 dollars? !The panda's face is full of black lines, and he finally believes that the abduction and trafficking of female college students by the illiterate is not fake news.This Dule Temple is not kind, it is also a thousand-year-old temple!Black, really black...

"Tch, just want to buy a machine that travels through time and space for 2000 yuan? Be your big dream!" Satisfied, the panda raised his hand and threw a wonderful parabola, and the golden and transparent glass beads instantly disappeared into the cracks of the sofa.Immediately afterwards, she grinned twice with "hehe", and went back to her room to continue playing her Warcraft.

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In the middle of the night, the bleary-eyed panda got up and went to the bathroom with his slippers on. Passing the living room, he vaguely saw something shining in the crack of the sofa.

"The phone is out of battery?" Panda yawned and approached...