The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness of Crossing
Chapter 39 Song Laoshu Panda Lost Gold City God Meets an Old Beauty and Watches a Drama
Let's say that after Bai Yutang was carried to Ding's Village by Jiang Ping, it was Youyou who woke up, and before he could turn his back on him, the heroes treated him like stars holding the moon.He prepared the fragrant soup for bathing, arranged all the clothes, shoes and socks, and served him some shocking wine to discuss with him.During the banquet, only Jiang Si was familiar with Bai Wu's temper, so he pinpointed his arrogant and arrogant temperament, and forcibly dismissed the incidents of Jinmaoshu's poems and murder, sending Cambodian knives, and making troubles in the Pang Mansion to nothing, and then made a big fuss about him. The majestic aura of Tianzi Shengdian and Bao Xiangshengtang was exaggerated.Insinuating that the fifth child is someone who has never seen the world.Bai Yutang couldn't stand such an aggressive general, and immediately shouted to go to Kaifeng Mansion.Nan Xia waited for the right time, and said the words of sharing weal and woe again, at this time, Bai Yutang was somewhat convinced.After dinner and dinner, everyone packed up and went to Beijing. Only Pan Pan suffered a double blow physically and psychologically, and suddenly fell ill.But to welcome Sanbao back, Baozuo Bai Yutang is an urgent task that can't wait, Zhan Zhao has no choice but to leave her in Mohua Village temporarily, entrusting the two heroes to take care of her, and he returns to Beijing with Sanshu first.All the chivalrous men went their separate ways, and when they arrived at Kaifeng Mansion, Bai Yutang was appreciated by Duke Bao again, and he wrote a letter expressing his gratitude to God, the Dragon Tower was praised by the emperor, and he was awarded a guard, so I won't repeat it.
It's really pitiful for Pan Pan, not to mention losing the money, but also offending the beauty. After a few days of tossing, his iron body can't bear it, let alone a weak girl?The brothers of the Ding family treated her well, and invited a doctor to come to treat her, but the illness came like a mountain, and the illness went like a thread, and she passed the first New Year in the Song Dynasty holding a medicine jar like this.Miserable, desolate, what a bitter word!
On that day, I was lying on the bed and dying, when I suddenly saw a figure flickering furtively at the door.Immediately shouted: "Who is it? It's so dazzling that people's eyes are tired, come in and talk about something."
Hearing that, the man lowered his head and stepped inside, looking like a Zhuang Ding.He quickly closed the door, blocked it with the bolt, and closed the two windows tightly.Pan Pan watched the horror, but Zhuang Ding turned around and smiled at her: "Panda."
"Swallow!" Pan Pan was startled and overjoyed, and a carp sat up straight.
"Hey, your skills are quite vigorous, it looks like you're doing well." Ding Yuehua walked to the bedside and teased her.
"I! It's not alright here." She pulled Ding Yuehua to sit down, grabbed a bare hand and pressed her chest, "My heart is broken... There is no trace..."
"What's the matter? Little Nizichun's heart fluttered?" Ding Yuehua poked her forehead with his thin fingers and asked with a smile.
"No, no." She shook her head, then wailed, "Woooo, all the money you gave me is gone!"
"No way?!" Ding Yuehua was taken aback.
Pan Pan then narrated the story of being framed by Jiang Ping that day one by one, and finally poured out all the bitterness that he had been holding back for many days.
Ding Yuehua had a sympathetic look on his face: "I was just wondering, thinking back then you were as strong as a cow, but why did you become so weak when you put it on? It was the money that caused the trouble. Forget it, I'll send you some later. .”
"Swallow! You are so interesting!" She hugged Ding Yuehua as a gesture of emotion, "This time it's all about being small and refined, don't be so stupid and laborious."
Ding Yuehua's willow brows stood upright: "You really kicked your nose and face."
Pan Pan put his arms around her and said with a smile: "Hey, why don't you stay in the boudoir to embroider your flowers today, come and see me when you have time?"
Ding Yuehua laughed wickedly: "On the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, the Town God's Temple is bustling with activity, do you want to go out and relax?"
Pan Pan waved his hands again and again: "I don't want to! There are so many people and things to do, it's more comfortable to eat, eat, sleep and sleep." As he spoke, he cast a sidelong glance at Ding Yuehua, and said complacently, "I'm not like you. Miss Qianjin, you should be surprised if there is a big fart, we are used to traveling everywhere..."
Before he could finish speaking, Ding Yuehua had already pinned him down on the bed, strangled his little neck viciously: "I don't think you want your troubles anymore!"
"Yes! I want... Auntie, can you let go first?" She complained incessantly, and then asked again, "Where are your two elder brothers? Are you willing to let you be kidnapped by a servant?"
Ding Yuehua looked triumphant: "The elder brother and the elder sister-in-law have returned to their mother's house, and the second elder brother accompanied the prince to Zhongtianzhu, why not you go to the theater with me in women's clothes?"
"Women's clothes?!" Pan Pan had mixed feelings in his heart, recalling the last time he wore women's clothes, it was 1000 years later.
"How is it? Is there a challenge?" Ding Yuehua couldn't help but touch her face, "What does this little face look like, we haven't seen it yet!"
"Say it first, don't tell me to pretend to be a girl." Someone who was unlucky as a servant said with lingering fear.
"Okay, you are such a clumsy girl, I can't handle it." Ding Yuehua covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "Ding's family has a courtyard in the west of the city, you go there and wait for me, I will buy something later arrive."
The Town God's Temple is built in the west of the city, with three halls and pavilions, the main hall is dedicated to the local god, and the side halls on both sides are eight generals, judges, and ten halls of Hades, with countless gods.There is a square in front and a stage in the back, covered with glazed tiles and cornices.On weekdays, the incense is in full swing, and on critical days, devout men and women from all over the city flock here to offer sacrifices and pray for blessings, which is very lively.The Ding Family Courtyard is not far away, just pass through a long alley, with green bricks and black tiles, green trees dividing the walls, it is a quiet place amidst the hustle and bustle.
Pan Pan stood outside the courtyard wall and envied: This Ding family is not ordinary rich!Why didn't we dress in the right place... Just as I was feeling depressed, a soft sedan chair with a black roof landed in front of the door, followed by a large group of servants and servants.He rushed out to welcome Miss Qianjin who was sitting upright inside.Pan Pan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: A mischievous woman!Come out for a while, it's a big show... After watching a group of people go in for a while, she went around to the corner door in the back garden, and as expected, the small door was ajar.Sneaking in quietly, looking around, Ding Yuehua was waving at her through the hollowed-out flower window.The two looked at each other and smiled, but they got on with each other.
"They are all high-quality goods made by Tianluo Embroidery Shop. You can choose whichever one you like!" Ding Yuehua pointed to the silk and satin piled up on the bed and said generously.
Pan Pan's face was full of black lines: "Woman, don't you think I've always been much taller than you?"
"Oh! It's a little small..." Ding Yuehua picked up one casually, gestured at her, stomped his feet, and said, "I forgot, you're such an idiot everywhere."
"Female! Please don't slander my model figure." She gritted her teeth and replied.
"It's just you?!" Ding Yuehua curled his lips, disdainfully said, "The gangsters have been piled up for so long, and they haven't been found out, so you still have the nerve to talk about your figure?"
Pan Pan was so choked that he sat on the side and sulked, thinking: If it weren't for the fact that we have nowhere to go, we wouldn't be bothered to be tortured by you...
"This one is longer, hurry up, try it on!" Ding Yuehua picked and picked for a long time, and finally put together a dress.
A sky-water blue pinched jacket, a magnolia-colored pleated skirt, and a lavender hazy satin beige.This outfit is quite seductive for a tall panda to wear.
"Take off your mask, and I'll braid your hair." Ding Yuehua said, and took off Pan Pan's scarf.
Thinking of the good looks of this gentleman, and wanting to show off in women's clothing, Pan Pan was also inexplicably excited: "Go get a basin of hot water."
"You are troublesome enough." Ding Yuehua threw the comb and went downstairs.
"No way, the glutinous rice juice sticks to it, and you have to soak it in hot water to remove it." She stroked her face and responded, then suddenly remembered something, chased after her and said, "Hey, remember to ask someone to cook glutinous rice porridge. Otherwise, I can't do it." go back!"
After being busy for a while, she finally got an idea, Yuehua looked at her, was stunned for a while, and Youyou'er sighed: "If I were you, I would be reluctant to wear it back just for the sake of face."
"Face can't be eaten, you are used to pleasure, and you don't know the suffering of poverty." Pan Pan retorted while touching the precious beads around his neck.
"Come on, stop talking, go shopping!" Ding Yuehua jumped up, took a big white gauze hat and put it on her head.
"Why did you give me the whole fly cover?" Pan Pan felt that the thing on his head was quite damaging to his glorious image.
"Every lady should be reserved when she shows up in public." Ding Yuehua said with a "giggle" coquettish smile, "You still go out through the corner door in the backyard, I will take two maids to go through the front door, let's act like an unexpected encounter, and then go out together OK."
"Yeah, that's a good plan..." She put on a wide-brimmed hat not much smaller than the mosquito net and rushed out, thinking about it: If we tie up a cloak and hang a sword, we will A peerless female flying hero...
After a while, the eldest lady came out wearing a gold-painted brocade jacket and a blue skirt with a miniature mosquito net on top, followed by two maids who were unfamiliar. They pretended to be surprised when they saw her: "Sister Xiong, what are you doing?" will be here?"
Pan Pan pretended to be happy to meet her, and was about to go to meet her. When she called her, she felt chills all over her body, and whispered softly: "Sister Ding, there are many people on the street, my two The girl was playful again, turned around and left."
"Oh, let's see, Sister Yu is going to the Temple of the City God, so my sister will take care of me when I go."
"Well, according to my sister." Pan Pan laughed convulsively under the veil, and felt that the "mosquito net" was a bit better.
In the first lunar month, the flavor of the new year is still strong, and when the lights are on, the outside of the Town God's Temple is full of food and juggling stalls, crowded with people everywhere, and it is a bustling scene.The two bought some melon seed snacks with the maid, and happily went to the temple to watch a play.What was being performed on stage was "Liu Bei's Recruiting Marriage", which was about to celebrate the congratulations between Qiao Guolao and Wu Guotai.This southern accent has a high-pitched voice, and the old students and old dans who are pretending to be both have two brushes. The two of them opened their voices to hang at each other, which attracted the audience to applaud and applaud.After turning around, Pan Pan couldn't find a seat. Just as he was about to complain, he suddenly saw that a long bench by the side was empty, and there was a blue-bound thread-bound book on it.
"Occupying the latrine and not shitting, this kind of person is the most annoying!" She rolled up her sleeves, swept away the army, sat down, patted the remaining half of the bench and yelled at Ding Yuehua, "Sister, come and sit!"
Ding Yuehua stood still, blocked by a layer of light gauze, her expression was unclear, but the two girls behind her were covering their mouths and sniggering, looking around, the fiery eyes of the surrounding people showed a bit of admiration.Pan Pan was embarrassed, we seemed to be wearing women's clothing...
Just when she was restless, a gentle male voice sounded beside her: "This sister, can you move the lotus steps lightly and step on Xiaosheng's book?"
Pan Pan took a closer look, but he was a young man with gorgeous clothes and an extraordinary bearing. He was born with a pair of peach blossom eyes, embellished on the jade face, making him even more romantic. "Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't mean it... you sit, you sit." She walked around behind Ding Yuehua with a guilty conscience.
The young man picked up the book, bowed to the two of them again, and said politely: "The two elder sisters sit down to watch the play, it is good for Xiaosheng to stand."
"Thank you." Ding Yuehua was calm and did not return the salute, and sat down generously with Pan Pan on his arm.
Pan Pan felt guilty: he snatched the handsome guy's seat, trampled on the handsome guy's book, and now he gave up his seat to her regardless of the past... So he looked back and watched every time, but saw him standing upright with his elbows folded, concentrating on the stage, and squinting his eyes from time to time He hummed a few words, with a relaxed expression and outstanding demeanor.I forgot to eat a perverted woman as melon seeds, and I don't know where the play is going...
Ding Yuehua whispered: "You are watching the theater from behind, and the audience is watching you from the front. A smile adorns your face, and you adorn the dream of a nymphomaniac."
Pan Panfang came back to his senses and realized that Ding Yuehua had tampered with "Broken Chapter" to make fun of her, so he became annoyed and said, "What are you doing? You don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at him?"
Ding Yuehua sneered, and said calmly, "You threw all the melon seed kernels on me, and the melon seed shells were all stuffed in your pocket."
She looked down, and it was true, blushing and explaining embarrassingly: "This play is not good at all, woo lee wah, I don't know what to sing..."
Just as he was speaking, there were several loud bangs on the stage, most of the set was turned down, and two people sprang out from behind the half-folded screen, scaring away Uncle Liu Huang who was singing happily in the middle.In the front is a young martial artist, holding a small and exquisite dagger, with a frightened look on his face; in the back is a burly man with green eyes and purple beard, Qibao ring knife, and a mighty general coming over.
The big man made a decisive move with his sword, put his feet up, and shouted loudly: "Where is the prostitute escaping?!"
The play was sung well, but suddenly something happened. Monk Zhang Er in the audience couldn't figure it out. Suddenly someone broke the news: "Hey, isn't that green-eyed and purple-bearded guy just pretending to be Sun Quan? At this moment, he must be changing." It's a new play!" Everyone felt that it was reasonable, and clapped their hands and cheered.Only Pan Pan has a different taste: isn’t this the one who rescued us at Fangxianqiao...
The young martial arts student crossed his hips, panting and responded: "Hero, you always misunderstood the wrong person, the little one is really not that prostitute, the little one just wanted to pass by Shun two pieces of jewelry, who would have thought that the little lady was already out of breath... "
The big man blew his beard and stared: "If you say it's not, then it's not? Let me ask you, why are you running so desperately?"
Wu Sheng stomped anxiously: "You are always chasing after with a knife, can you not run away?"
"Don't talk sweet words." The big man refused to let go, and stepped forward with a knife, "Hey! The prostitute will take my knife!"
Wu Sheng couldn't help it, he flipped over the stage with a somersault, screaming all over the place, at this moment, everyone came to their senses: this play turned out to be a fake...
It's really pitiful for Pan Pan, not to mention losing the money, but also offending the beauty. After a few days of tossing, his iron body can't bear it, let alone a weak girl?The brothers of the Ding family treated her well, and invited a doctor to come to treat her, but the illness came like a mountain, and the illness went like a thread, and she passed the first New Year in the Song Dynasty holding a medicine jar like this.Miserable, desolate, what a bitter word!
On that day, I was lying on the bed and dying, when I suddenly saw a figure flickering furtively at the door.Immediately shouted: "Who is it? It's so dazzling that people's eyes are tired, come in and talk about something."
Hearing that, the man lowered his head and stepped inside, looking like a Zhuang Ding.He quickly closed the door, blocked it with the bolt, and closed the two windows tightly.Pan Pan watched the horror, but Zhuang Ding turned around and smiled at her: "Panda."
"Swallow!" Pan Pan was startled and overjoyed, and a carp sat up straight.
"Hey, your skills are quite vigorous, it looks like you're doing well." Ding Yuehua walked to the bedside and teased her.
"I! It's not alright here." She pulled Ding Yuehua to sit down, grabbed a bare hand and pressed her chest, "My heart is broken... There is no trace..."
"What's the matter? Little Nizichun's heart fluttered?" Ding Yuehua poked her forehead with his thin fingers and asked with a smile.
"No, no." She shook her head, then wailed, "Woooo, all the money you gave me is gone!"
"No way?!" Ding Yuehua was taken aback.
Pan Pan then narrated the story of being framed by Jiang Ping that day one by one, and finally poured out all the bitterness that he had been holding back for many days.
Ding Yuehua had a sympathetic look on his face: "I was just wondering, thinking back then you were as strong as a cow, but why did you become so weak when you put it on? It was the money that caused the trouble. Forget it, I'll send you some later. .”
"Swallow! You are so interesting!" She hugged Ding Yuehua as a gesture of emotion, "This time it's all about being small and refined, don't be so stupid and laborious."
Ding Yuehua's willow brows stood upright: "You really kicked your nose and face."
Pan Pan put his arms around her and said with a smile: "Hey, why don't you stay in the boudoir to embroider your flowers today, come and see me when you have time?"
Ding Yuehua laughed wickedly: "On the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, the Town God's Temple is bustling with activity, do you want to go out and relax?"
Pan Pan waved his hands again and again: "I don't want to! There are so many people and things to do, it's more comfortable to eat, eat, sleep and sleep." As he spoke, he cast a sidelong glance at Ding Yuehua, and said complacently, "I'm not like you. Miss Qianjin, you should be surprised if there is a big fart, we are used to traveling everywhere..."
Before he could finish speaking, Ding Yuehua had already pinned him down on the bed, strangled his little neck viciously: "I don't think you want your troubles anymore!"
"Yes! I want... Auntie, can you let go first?" She complained incessantly, and then asked again, "Where are your two elder brothers? Are you willing to let you be kidnapped by a servant?"
Ding Yuehua looked triumphant: "The elder brother and the elder sister-in-law have returned to their mother's house, and the second elder brother accompanied the prince to Zhongtianzhu, why not you go to the theater with me in women's clothes?"
"Women's clothes?!" Pan Pan had mixed feelings in his heart, recalling the last time he wore women's clothes, it was 1000 years later.
"How is it? Is there a challenge?" Ding Yuehua couldn't help but touch her face, "What does this little face look like, we haven't seen it yet!"
"Say it first, don't tell me to pretend to be a girl." Someone who was unlucky as a servant said with lingering fear.
"Okay, you are such a clumsy girl, I can't handle it." Ding Yuehua covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "Ding's family has a courtyard in the west of the city, you go there and wait for me, I will buy something later arrive."
The Town God's Temple is built in the west of the city, with three halls and pavilions, the main hall is dedicated to the local god, and the side halls on both sides are eight generals, judges, and ten halls of Hades, with countless gods.There is a square in front and a stage in the back, covered with glazed tiles and cornices.On weekdays, the incense is in full swing, and on critical days, devout men and women from all over the city flock here to offer sacrifices and pray for blessings, which is very lively.The Ding Family Courtyard is not far away, just pass through a long alley, with green bricks and black tiles, green trees dividing the walls, it is a quiet place amidst the hustle and bustle.
Pan Pan stood outside the courtyard wall and envied: This Ding family is not ordinary rich!Why didn't we dress in the right place... Just as I was feeling depressed, a soft sedan chair with a black roof landed in front of the door, followed by a large group of servants and servants.He rushed out to welcome Miss Qianjin who was sitting upright inside.Pan Pan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: A mischievous woman!Come out for a while, it's a big show... After watching a group of people go in for a while, she went around to the corner door in the back garden, and as expected, the small door was ajar.Sneaking in quietly, looking around, Ding Yuehua was waving at her through the hollowed-out flower window.The two looked at each other and smiled, but they got on with each other.
"They are all high-quality goods made by Tianluo Embroidery Shop. You can choose whichever one you like!" Ding Yuehua pointed to the silk and satin piled up on the bed and said generously.
Pan Pan's face was full of black lines: "Woman, don't you think I've always been much taller than you?"
"Oh! It's a little small..." Ding Yuehua picked up one casually, gestured at her, stomped his feet, and said, "I forgot, you're such an idiot everywhere."
"Female! Please don't slander my model figure." She gritted her teeth and replied.
"It's just you?!" Ding Yuehua curled his lips, disdainfully said, "The gangsters have been piled up for so long, and they haven't been found out, so you still have the nerve to talk about your figure?"
Pan Pan was so choked that he sat on the side and sulked, thinking: If it weren't for the fact that we have nowhere to go, we wouldn't be bothered to be tortured by you...
"This one is longer, hurry up, try it on!" Ding Yuehua picked and picked for a long time, and finally put together a dress.
A sky-water blue pinched jacket, a magnolia-colored pleated skirt, and a lavender hazy satin beige.This outfit is quite seductive for a tall panda to wear.
"Take off your mask, and I'll braid your hair." Ding Yuehua said, and took off Pan Pan's scarf.
Thinking of the good looks of this gentleman, and wanting to show off in women's clothing, Pan Pan was also inexplicably excited: "Go get a basin of hot water."
"You are troublesome enough." Ding Yuehua threw the comb and went downstairs.
"No way, the glutinous rice juice sticks to it, and you have to soak it in hot water to remove it." She stroked her face and responded, then suddenly remembered something, chased after her and said, "Hey, remember to ask someone to cook glutinous rice porridge. Otherwise, I can't do it." go back!"
After being busy for a while, she finally got an idea, Yuehua looked at her, was stunned for a while, and Youyou'er sighed: "If I were you, I would be reluctant to wear it back just for the sake of face."
"Face can't be eaten, you are used to pleasure, and you don't know the suffering of poverty." Pan Pan retorted while touching the precious beads around his neck.
"Come on, stop talking, go shopping!" Ding Yuehua jumped up, took a big white gauze hat and put it on her head.
"Why did you give me the whole fly cover?" Pan Pan felt that the thing on his head was quite damaging to his glorious image.
"Every lady should be reserved when she shows up in public." Ding Yuehua said with a "giggle" coquettish smile, "You still go out through the corner door in the backyard, I will take two maids to go through the front door, let's act like an unexpected encounter, and then go out together OK."
"Yeah, that's a good plan..." She put on a wide-brimmed hat not much smaller than the mosquito net and rushed out, thinking about it: If we tie up a cloak and hang a sword, we will A peerless female flying hero...
After a while, the eldest lady came out wearing a gold-painted brocade jacket and a blue skirt with a miniature mosquito net on top, followed by two maids who were unfamiliar. They pretended to be surprised when they saw her: "Sister Xiong, what are you doing?" will be here?"
Pan Pan pretended to be happy to meet her, and was about to go to meet her. When she called her, she felt chills all over her body, and whispered softly: "Sister Ding, there are many people on the street, my two The girl was playful again, turned around and left."
"Oh, let's see, Sister Yu is going to the Temple of the City God, so my sister will take care of me when I go."
"Well, according to my sister." Pan Pan laughed convulsively under the veil, and felt that the "mosquito net" was a bit better.
In the first lunar month, the flavor of the new year is still strong, and when the lights are on, the outside of the Town God's Temple is full of food and juggling stalls, crowded with people everywhere, and it is a bustling scene.The two bought some melon seed snacks with the maid, and happily went to the temple to watch a play.What was being performed on stage was "Liu Bei's Recruiting Marriage", which was about to celebrate the congratulations between Qiao Guolao and Wu Guotai.This southern accent has a high-pitched voice, and the old students and old dans who are pretending to be both have two brushes. The two of them opened their voices to hang at each other, which attracted the audience to applaud and applaud.After turning around, Pan Pan couldn't find a seat. Just as he was about to complain, he suddenly saw that a long bench by the side was empty, and there was a blue-bound thread-bound book on it.
"Occupying the latrine and not shitting, this kind of person is the most annoying!" She rolled up her sleeves, swept away the army, sat down, patted the remaining half of the bench and yelled at Ding Yuehua, "Sister, come and sit!"
Ding Yuehua stood still, blocked by a layer of light gauze, her expression was unclear, but the two girls behind her were covering their mouths and sniggering, looking around, the fiery eyes of the surrounding people showed a bit of admiration.Pan Pan was embarrassed, we seemed to be wearing women's clothing...
Just when she was restless, a gentle male voice sounded beside her: "This sister, can you move the lotus steps lightly and step on Xiaosheng's book?"
Pan Pan took a closer look, but he was a young man with gorgeous clothes and an extraordinary bearing. He was born with a pair of peach blossom eyes, embellished on the jade face, making him even more romantic. "Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't mean it... you sit, you sit." She walked around behind Ding Yuehua with a guilty conscience.
The young man picked up the book, bowed to the two of them again, and said politely: "The two elder sisters sit down to watch the play, it is good for Xiaosheng to stand."
"Thank you." Ding Yuehua was calm and did not return the salute, and sat down generously with Pan Pan on his arm.
Pan Pan felt guilty: he snatched the handsome guy's seat, trampled on the handsome guy's book, and now he gave up his seat to her regardless of the past... So he looked back and watched every time, but saw him standing upright with his elbows folded, concentrating on the stage, and squinting his eyes from time to time He hummed a few words, with a relaxed expression and outstanding demeanor.I forgot to eat a perverted woman as melon seeds, and I don't know where the play is going...
Ding Yuehua whispered: "You are watching the theater from behind, and the audience is watching you from the front. A smile adorns your face, and you adorn the dream of a nymphomaniac."
Pan Panfang came back to his senses and realized that Ding Yuehua had tampered with "Broken Chapter" to make fun of her, so he became annoyed and said, "What are you doing? You don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at him?"
Ding Yuehua sneered, and said calmly, "You threw all the melon seed kernels on me, and the melon seed shells were all stuffed in your pocket."
She looked down, and it was true, blushing and explaining embarrassingly: "This play is not good at all, woo lee wah, I don't know what to sing..."
Just as he was speaking, there were several loud bangs on the stage, most of the set was turned down, and two people sprang out from behind the half-folded screen, scaring away Uncle Liu Huang who was singing happily in the middle.In the front is a young martial artist, holding a small and exquisite dagger, with a frightened look on his face; in the back is a burly man with green eyes and purple beard, Qibao ring knife, and a mighty general coming over.
The big man made a decisive move with his sword, put his feet up, and shouted loudly: "Where is the prostitute escaping?!"
The play was sung well, but suddenly something happened. Monk Zhang Er in the audience couldn't figure it out. Suddenly someone broke the news: "Hey, isn't that green-eyed and purple-bearded guy just pretending to be Sun Quan? At this moment, he must be changing." It's a new play!" Everyone felt that it was reasonable, and clapped their hands and cheered.Only Pan Pan has a different taste: isn’t this the one who rescued us at Fangxianqiao...
The young martial arts student crossed his hips, panting and responded: "Hero, you always misunderstood the wrong person, the little one is really not that prostitute, the little one just wanted to pass by Shun two pieces of jewelry, who would have thought that the little lady was already out of breath... "
The big man blew his beard and stared: "If you say it's not, then it's not? Let me ask you, why are you running so desperately?"
Wu Sheng stomped anxiously: "You are always chasing after with a knife, can you not run away?"
"Don't talk sweet words." The big man refused to let go, and stepped forward with a knife, "Hey! The prostitute will take my knife!"
Wu Sheng couldn't help it, he flipped over the stage with a somersault, screaming all over the place, at this moment, everyone came to their senses: this play turned out to be a fake...
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